Knowing that any real doctor will probably admit him immediately, Artie uses the ER to dodge his responsibilities and to absolve himself from doing so. "I was sick just completely out of nowhere but doing better! Thanks and I'll be fulfilling my obligations as soon as the doctors let me!".
If anyone actually knew what this CONMAN is doing he would have been in jail two months ago. He has been delaying jail repeatedly to stay out long enough to shoot CRASHING ! He has FAKED every ER trip and NOT EVEN BEEN IN THE ER. He just lies and does what he wants to get OVER again and again. People need to contact Essec County Prosecutors office and Judge Sivilli and TELL THEM THE REAL DEAL ! This guy hits WOMEN, hits COPS, drives stoned on SLAM & COKE at will and is a MENACE to everyone on the road !!
I've never in my life implied someone was antisemetic. You're a fucking retard who tried to blame the state of Artie's life on (((DA JOOZ))) and got called out for being an idiot. And now you've become an obsessed faggot...but keep thinking everyone else is the problem.
[–]Literal_Luke 3 points 3 minutes ago*
Keep lying and insulting, it's really gotten you far. People can decide for themselves, I linked right to your shit.
Also, how many times are you gonna use the word "faggot" before you feel like a man? ;)
My fat disgusting aunt got caught with 20 bags of heroin and a bunch of Suboxone. She got 7 years probation. She didn't even snitch the reason why they were so lenient was because she's so fat and unhealthy it's almost inhumane to jail her. Almost like artie.
He admitted that he could NOT do anymore time and he would flee first and he paid his lawyer over$30,000 and said JUST KEEP ME OUT, MAN. All his excuses are perfectly timed bullshit as we know but why didn't the judge sentence him today in absentia.
Its done frequently and this fat meth head slob is really messing up the courts docket !
I have diabetes andctake five diabetes meds including three insulins and very high blood pressure. When the sugar goes high you inject, PERIOD ! For his nasal surgery thsts an ENT appointment in a n office or out patient setting. WHY is the judge allowing all these asshole moves ?
He is such a flat-out BITCH, TOO SCARED to face the judge but tells ni66er jokes, insults everyone, fights with everyone, BULLIES everyone and screws over everyone.
He is a total scumbag !
Just to be clear, if I hired a hitman to kill someone you loved, you'd be angry at him - but you and I would be fine, right? I mean, I only paid him to murder people - but I haven't killed anyone, so you'd have no problem with me.
If you hire a hitman your intention is to get someone killed. If you buy some heroin your intention is to get high. All the shit in this world you own is made in sweatshops, does that make you a slave owner?
Your hitman example is retarded and by your own admission you're responsible for slavery. Any blood on my hands? I drive a German car so apparently I'm responsible for the Holocaust now too.
Explain that because I don't particularly appreciate your attitude. 2. Legalizing all drugs would eliminate the cartels and overcrowding in prisons immediately. Not to mention the social issues faced from the fallout of locking up parts of nuclear families over nonviolent crimes. Keep blaming desperate dope fiends for the violence in Mexico though. $20 says you've had a girl cheat on you with her dealer.
He's to much of a pussy to shoot it and boy is he missing out. Highschool kids from the burbs sniff dope. Lifers like Artie shoot it because it's better and he's 3/4 dead.
That's how you avoid court you have your lawyer say you are in the hospital or a rehab program. If Artie gets better he's dumb to not flee to a long term treatment center 6-12 months. The court won't forget but the judge will accept his lawyers explanation of things. Doubt he will be sentenced to jail or prison. The don't do that to white addicts. I bet he will end up in drug court, which could be good for him or send him to jail the first time he fucks up.
Would it really surprise anyone if you were to discover that Artie deliberately fucks with his blood sugar right before he scurries off to the ER to duck his obligations and responsibilities? They take a reading and he's way off the charts so they admit him, at which point the doctors are like "what the fuck happened to your nose, you junkie fuck?" because it's all just one big infection at this point anyway.
Meanwhile he has five or six bundles of dope stashed in the lining of that crusty old junkie jacket he always wears so for him it's like a junkie vacation. Clean bed, TV, free food, extra meds, it's probably paradise compared to the old pizza boxes he usually sleeps on.
It's retarded. Lots of people successfully manage diabetes at home every single day and sinus infections are normally treated with some antibiotics and rarely require hospital stays.
This is true, however how long would he last inside? Once he mows through whatever he has left he'd truly be up shit's creek with no enablers or easy money gigs to tide him over.
You really should be shipped off to a labor camp when you've been an addict for 10+ years and you're still clogging up the law system and taking up hospital beds.
We've heard everything you've got to offer and all the stories you've been re-telling since the Stern days, now go smash up some rocks, you flabby waste of skin.
This is what bothers me about the justice system. Artie has used this bullshit maneuver 2-3 times already with this same case and the same judge. He keeps doing it because it works.
Throw the guy in jail. He'll clean up VERY quickly.
A 2 month stint in a low security dorm style prison might not be the worst thing for Artie. I think he'd be able to detox, do some reading and basically get off the toxic treadmill he's been on.
Arties nostrils will be raped in prison. The overflow of cum in his sinuses will eventually go to his heroin-wet brain and drop him from the face of the earth, just like compound media
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1 edfromla 2018-05-18
His go to technique
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-05-18
He really has gotten good at this.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-18
Knowing that any real doctor will probably admit him immediately, Artie uses the ER to dodge his responsibilities and to absolve himself from doing so. "I was sick just completely out of nowhere but doing better! Thanks and I'll be fulfilling my obligations as soon as the doctors let me!".
1 edfromla 2018-05-18
Faggot is terrified of prison
1 maloonigans 2018-05-18
whoa buddy - he's got a really really bad sinus infection - ok? that might only take a few days of antibiotics to knock out
1 YouFuckinBitch 2018-05-18
Play the game, never let the game play you
1 21Yellow 2018-05-18
If anyone actually knew what this CONMAN is doing he would have been in jail two months ago. He has been delaying jail repeatedly to stay out long enough to shoot CRASHING ! He has FAKED every ER trip and NOT EVEN BEEN IN THE ER. He just lies and does what he wants to get OVER again and again. People need to contact Essec County Prosecutors office and Judge Sivilli and TELL THEM THE REAL DEAL ! This guy hits WOMEN, hits COPS, drives stoned on SLAM & COKE at will and is a MENACE to everyone on the road !!
1 Jungies 2018-05-18
So are coke and heroin legal now in New Jersey, or what?
1 Psych555 2018-05-18
Depends how many jews you have on the payroll.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-05-18
Depends how many jew broads it takes to fight dracula.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-05-18
Careful bruh, /u/mershcomic is gonna call you antisemetic.
1 MershComic 2018-05-18
I've never in my life implied someone was antisemetic. You're a fucking retard who tried to blame the state of Artie's life on (((DA JOOZ))) and got called out for being an idiot. And now you've become an obsessed faggot...but keep thinking everyone else is the problem.
Get some fucking psychiatric help.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-05-18
Keep lying and insulting, it's really gotten you far.
How many times are you gonna use the word "faggot" before you feel like a man? ;)
1 Literal_Luke 2018-05-18
[–]Literal_Luke 3 points 3 minutes ago* Keep lying and insulting, it's really gotten you far. People can decide for themselves, I linked right to your shit.
Also, how many times are you gonna use the word "faggot" before you feel like a man? ;)
1 white518 2018-05-18
My fat disgusting aunt got caught with 20 bags of heroin and a bunch of Suboxone. She got 7 years probation. She didn't even snitch the reason why they were so lenient was because she's so fat and unhealthy it's almost inhumane to jail her. Almost like artie.
1 Psych555 2018-05-18
Too expensive, you mean.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-05-18
being accountable to some cunt for 7 years doesn't sound lenient to me.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-05-18
That is not lenient. It's designed for you to trip on your peckah and go to jail at some point.
1 ellasmitherson 2018-05-18
Artie at the trial https://imgur.com/a/IElOUg0
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-18
He admitted that he could NOT do anymore time and he would flee first and he paid his lawyer over$30,000 and said JUST KEEP ME OUT, MAN. All his excuses are perfectly timed bullshit as we know but why didn't the judge sentence him today in absentia. Its done frequently and this fat meth head slob is really messing up the courts docket ! I have diabetes andctake five diabetes meds including three insulins and very high blood pressure. When the sugar goes high you inject, PERIOD ! For his nasal surgery thsts an ENT appointment in a n office or out patient setting. WHY is the judge allowing all these asshole moves ?
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-18
He is such a flat-out BITCH, TOO SCARED to face the judge but tells ni66er jokes, insults everyone, fights with everyone, BULLIES everyone and screws over everyone. He is a total scumbag !
Just off yourself you pig, one HOTSHOT !
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-18
If junkies aren’t hurting anyone but themselves they shouldn’t be put in jail. Artie isn’t robbing people so fuck it.
1 Jungies 2018-05-18
I mean, he's funding Mexican cartels, but as long as he's not holding the chainsaw himself...
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-18
I stand by my original statement.
1 Jungies 2018-05-18
Just to be clear, if I hired a hitman to kill someone you loved, you'd be angry at him - but you and I would be fine, right? I mean, I only paid him to murder people - but I haven't killed anyone, so you'd have no problem with me.
Right?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-18
If you hire a hitman your intention is to get someone killed. If you buy some heroin your intention is to get high. All the shit in this world you own is made in sweatshops, does that make you a slave owner?
1 Jungies 2018-05-18
If I buy stuff made by slaves, then yes - I'm responsible for slavery. My actions have consequences.
Addicts often have trouble accepting the consequences of their actions (see Artie Lange). How about you - any blood on your hands?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-18
Your hitman example is retarded and by your own admission you're responsible for slavery. Any blood on my hands? I drive a German car so apparently I'm responsible for the Holocaust now too.
1 Jungies 2018-05-18
Thought so.
You're going to become irrationally angry the next time you see a story on Mexican cartel violence, and blame me.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-18
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-18
Thought so.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-05-18
well, if it was legal then it wouldn't fund cartels. The poppy's only a plant, it comes from the eart.
1 Jungies 2018-05-18
Oh, sure - but it is illegal, and Artie is funding a wide range of murderous shitheads.
1 Barnes_Barnes 2018-05-18
Blame that on NAFTA. We should be procuring our herion from local sources.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-05-18
Afghanistan is not really local.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2018-05-18
Well, he did rob Anthony.
1 SpaceEdge 2018-05-18
He's to much of a pussy to shoot it and boy is he missing out. Highschool kids from the burbs sniff dope. Lifers like Artie shoot it because it's better and he's 3/4 dead.
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-05-18
Nice spelling, grammar, and punctuation, stupid.
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-05-18
This is the exact reason. He's done this, like fucking clockwork, every time a court date is on the horizon.
Just face the music. Make the judge take pity on your junkie ass. Stop avoiding the inevitable.
1 JakobDPerson 2018-05-18
You are a fat slop and need to straighten out your own life. Stop worrying about Artie you have the sugar aids.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-05-18
Simplicity is the key to brilliance and you my friend should write a self-help book. Or at least the epitaph of this sub when it finally dies.
1 Peckas1 2018-05-18
There was...a house...in Hoboken. Was owned.. by a cripple's son.
1 SpaceEdge 2018-05-18
That's how you avoid court you have your lawyer say you are in the hospital or a rehab program. If Artie gets better he's dumb to not flee to a long term treatment center 6-12 months. The court won't forget but the judge will accept his lawyers explanation of things. Doubt he will be sentenced to jail or prison. The don't do that to white addicts. I bet he will end up in drug court, which could be good for him or send him to jail the first time he fucks up.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-18
Would it really surprise anyone if you were to discover that Artie deliberately fucks with his blood sugar right before he scurries off to the ER to duck his obligations and responsibilities? They take a reading and he's way off the charts so they admit him, at which point the doctors are like "what the fuck happened to your nose, you junkie fuck?" because it's all just one big infection at this point anyway.
Meanwhile he has five or six bundles of dope stashed in the lining of that crusty old junkie jacket he always wears so for him it's like a junkie vacation. Clean bed, TV, free food, extra meds, it's probably paradise compared to the old pizza boxes he usually sleeps on.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-05-18
Good call. I don't have any experience with these fuck-ups but you're right, you hardly ever see him without a ratty old jacket.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-18
It's retarded. Lots of people successfully manage diabetes at home every single day and sinus infections are normally treated with some antibiotics and rarely require hospital stays.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-05-18
prison would be the same though
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-18
Except in prison he a) can't leave whenever he likes and b) can't bring a bunch of heroin in with him.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-05-18
b) but he can score inside just as easily, blow some of that cumia cash
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-18
This is true, however how long would he last inside? Once he mows through whatever he has left he'd truly be up shit's creek with no enablers or easy money gigs to tide him over.
1 JustPooch 2018-05-18
You really should be shipped off to a labor camp when you've been an addict for 10+ years and you're still clogging up the law system and taking up hospital beds.
We've heard everything you've got to offer and all the stories you've been re-telling since the Stern days, now go smash up some rocks, you flabby waste of skin.
1 Dagidugidai 2018-05-18
Malingerer
1 aja88 2018-05-18
Can this guy just die already so we can move on?
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-05-18
This is what bothers me about the justice system. Artie has used this bullshit maneuver 2-3 times already with this same case and the same judge. He keeps doing it because it works.
Throw the guy in jail. He'll clean up VERY quickly.
1 Fugga6969 2018-05-18
He honestly belongs in jail.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-05-18
He honesyly belongs in
jaila cemetery.1 bombvest 2018-05-18
just wheel his hospital bed into the courtroom like mubarak
1 Leofan7 2018-05-18
Gee, what could be making it so complicated?
1 kingship75 2018-05-18
Heroin.
1 BergStonewall 2018-05-18
What would Grandma Caprio think?!
1 Uboat1940 2018-05-18
A 2 month stint in a low security dorm style prison might not be the worst thing for Artie. I think he'd be able to detox, do some reading and basically get off the toxic treadmill he's been on.
1 ArtiesArteries 2018-05-18
Pulling an Uncle Jun
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-05-18
Him being alive is extremely selfish of him
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-05-18
Poor fella. He just can't seem to beat this damn flu!
1 cfc611 2018-05-18
Arties nostrils will be raped in prison. The overflow of cum in his sinuses will eventually go to his heroin-wet brain and drop him from the face of the earth, just like compound media
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-18
Judges are pussies. It's a woman, isn't it.
If I were on the bench I'd sentence his ass in absentia to decades behind bars.
1 liberterrorism 2018-05-18
"Hey judge, I can't make it to court today. I'm sick as a daaawg."
1 Billyassman 2018-05-18
Not to worry Arthur, the state will hold your celebrity cell.lol.
1 CheeseSocks 2018-05-18
Sentence him to hard labor. Quit letting him skate and slide with this bullshit