Exactly. The only way to become funny is as a defense mechanism to deflect the abuse you are recieving from outside sources.
If nobody ever treats you shitty because you are beautiful and they want to fuck you, then you never develop that defense and you start trying to change traffic lights with your garage door opener.
What you earn in comedy is based around what you draw. If they draw the same amount, they get the same amount. It sucks people are tolerating this, but they can’t complain about the wage gap at least, since you get out of it what you put in.
People divided by a common language. What's actually impressive is how ignorant most people are of foreign Anglo colloquialisms. I hate incessant anti-American dogshit but I find this most true with Americans.
You're not allowed to even mention this woman or her (laughless, if you have a brain on any level) "Baby Cobra" special without using the word "genius," at least not in Los Angeles. Ali Wong is a "genius" for doing 90 minutes of incomprehensibly mediocre material about her baby and pregnancy, but as long as she delivers it in that INTENSE ASIAN VOICE, YOU GUYS, it's apparently hilarious. What simple people we've become. The bar for acceptance has been so low you have to fucking dig at this point.
Ya, i went to the taping and only the last twenty minutes were good. After the opening act (who was terrible) he had an old piano player come out and do 30 minutes of david bowie songs and explain to us why he was so important, i think hes a little full of himself at this point.
This is awful. It looks like a trailer that would be a Mad TV sketch. She’s dancing like an idiot, and why the fuck is she pregnant again? What is this? She’s the pregnant comic. This is ridiculous.
Pregnant women get all crazy, which leads them to have some HILARIOUS stories about when they were craving icecream and sardines, like LOL, those don't go together silly!
I can't believe women spend so much time talking about their boyfriends emotions with their mothers. I've never once wanted to talk about a girlfriends feelings with anybody, especially my dad.
Fuck, I actually really liked her first special, but she's really doing another special pregnant? That's ALMOST as gimmicky as anytime Doug Benson or Bert Kreischer step on stage.
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1 literalotherkin 2018-05-15
Cringe inducing, cheap and ridiculously over the top. Almost camp. It's like the pantomime version of stand-up. It's for fags, children and women.
Meanwhile this woman probably earns nearly as much as Colin Quinn. That feel man. That feel.
1 Sueable 2018-05-15
I can’t even imagine what goes on in woman’s minds to be able to tolerate this kind of shit.
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-05-15
Never suffering consequences for anything, ever.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-15
Exactly. The only way to become funny is as a defense mechanism to deflect the abuse you are recieving from outside sources.
If nobody ever treats you shitty because you are beautiful and they want to fuck you, then you never develop that defense and you start trying to change traffic lights with your garage door opener.
1 John_van_Ommen 2018-05-15
Women are good at raising babies and men are good at killing bears. So men and women don't have the same sense of humor.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-05-15
Colin Quinn doesn't make shit.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-15
Bill’s not broke and he never will be! [Natty swig]
1 literalotherkin 2018-05-15
Well he should!
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-05-15
No argument there.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-05-15
What you earn in comedy is based around what you draw. If they draw the same amount, they get the same amount. It sucks people are tolerating this, but they can’t complain about the wage gap at least, since you get out of it what you put in.
1 literalotherkin 2018-05-15
Fair play. Still depressing though.
1 mogerroor 2018-05-15
Yeah, it's a garrison. One might say even headquarters.
(How the fuck is it possible that this sub is infested with Jersey scum and I have to look up words in a dictionary twice a week).
1 literalotherkin 2018-05-15
People divided by a common language. What's actually impressive is how ignorant most people are of foreign Anglo colloquialisms. I hate incessant anti-American dogshit but I find this most true with Americans.
1 goarlorde 2018-05-15
The commonality of language
1 mogerroor 2018-05-15
Camp (adj) etymology is literally homosexual slang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dKpHtc9F9M&t=01m38s
1 hottakespro 2018-05-15
You really don't know what "camp" means? Good lord, you're dumber than people from Jersey. You from Philly?
1 mogerroor 2018-05-15
It's no wonder that you know. Dictionary literally says it's "homosexual slang, of uncertain origin".
https://www.etymonline.com/word/camp
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-15
You're not allowed to even mention this woman or her (laughless, if you have a brain on any level) "Baby Cobra" special without using the word "genius," at least not in Los Angeles. Ali Wong is a "genius" for doing 90 minutes of incomprehensibly mediocre material about her baby and pregnancy, but as long as she delivers it in that INTENSE ASIAN VOICE, YOU GUYS, it's apparently hilarious. What simple people we've become. The bar for acceptance has been so low you have to fucking dig at this point.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-15
Aziz Ansari also gets by on TALKING REALLY LOUD AND EXCITED YOU GUYS!!!
1 xyniphis 2018-05-15
That faggot uses market testing for all his jokes.
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-05-15
They're not his jokes, they're written by ghostwriters and then he "performs" them.
Meanwhile, actual joke writers like Mulaney and Gulman release well crafted stuff and get passed by because they're "typical white men" .
1 pj530i 2018-05-15
Mulaney's new special wasn't very good. Did he sell all his good jokes?
1 Daddy_Donuts 2018-05-15
Ya, i went to the taping and only the last twenty minutes were good. After the opening act (who was terrible) he had an old piano player come out and do 30 minutes of david bowie songs and explain to us why he was so important, i think hes a little full of himself at this point.
1 d4n4n 2018-05-15
Gary is great. I love his Conan set about the role-playing.
1 Boredghost77 2018-05-15
This is the dane cook school of comedy.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-15
Asian moms be traditional, y’all!!
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-15
Asian moms! Beat! Yo! Kids!
Beat yo kids!
1 Daddy_Donuts 2018-05-15
white kids got time out. Asian kids had to eat their dogs! CHING CHONG DING DONG!
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-05-15
Radies, you know when your senpai-san go down on your pixerated genitals in most honoruburu fashion but you taste rike a collie?
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-05-15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mzNZIKV-Qs
1 Soriano33alfonso 2018-05-15
This is awful. It looks like a trailer that would be a Mad TV sketch. She’s dancing like an idiot, and why the fuck is she pregnant again? What is this? She’s the pregnant comic. This is ridiculous.
1 1475315963 2018-05-15
Pregnant women get all crazy, which leads them to have some HILARIOUS stories about when they were craving icecream and sardines, like LOL, those don't go together silly!
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-15
Dat don't make no sense!
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-05-15
If only Alena had accepted the proposal, Norton could have named his special Hard Cock Wife
1 enzo_trash 2018-05-15
that baby is wrapping his umbilical cord around his own neck
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-15
Fascinating if accurate
1 Snake_____86 2018-05-15
The only funny women are the ones that go to street shitter nations to help them and they get raped and beheaded.
1 Barnes_Barnes 2018-05-15
Ronnie B raved about her first time around. Further proof of my theory about him.
1 literalotherkin 2018-05-15
Gavin McInnes too because she happened to mention that the feminists were ruining it with regards to pregnancy and working. Hardcore man.
1 enzo_trash 2018-05-15
Ronnie is a carney
I love the dude, but if he is selling you on someone like their christ it’s snake oil
1 Barnes_Barnes 2018-05-15
Like he did with Big J Oakerson
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-05-15
Big Jay is actually funny if you go and see him in a club setting.
1 Daddy_Donuts 2018-05-15
Live at webster hall was great, funniest special ive seen since beer hall putsch imo
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-15
So many marks don't understand when they are being played
1 peopleforgetthat 2018-05-15
Why does she open her eyes so wide?
1 DildoRenter 2018-05-15
She's trying to distract you from her pot roast knees.
1 Superbad415 2018-05-15
She’s doing her best to assimilate trash anything but that one redeeming quality. That’s a good gook
1 Stratahoo 2018-05-15
*All Wrong.
1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2018-05-15
Doing every one of her specials pregnant is the worst fucking gimmick I've seen yet, even for woman comic standards.
But I'm sure all the usual BuzzFeed/Jezelbel cunts will all call it EMPOWERING and SO BRAVE and YOU GO GRRRLL!!!!
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-05-15
I'm looking forward to when those Jezebel cunts are a little bit older and really sensitive and bitter about women who are procreating.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-15
Maybe you could go to the filming the next time and heckle her until her water breaks
1 RickVince 2018-05-15
She's pregnant again? I honestly assumed that she didn't lose the weight from the last one and that's empowering...or something. I dunno.
1 Dirty_Deebs 2018-05-15
Lindy West gave it a 5/5 and then ate the baby.
1 As-You-Were 2018-05-15
DA PWESSUH TO PWOVIIII
1 moerboef 2018-05-15
It's great how they didn't spoil the jokes by refraining from putting even a single one in the trailer. Keeps it fresh. Good thinking.
1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2018-05-15
Thousand dollars?!!
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-05-15
1980?!?!?
1 corystereo 2018-05-15
...a RITE-AID?!
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-05-15
I'd fuck her in the cunt, mouth, and asshole.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-05-15
my sentiments exactly
1 Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2018-05-15
Great minds think alike
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-05-15
Great minds think a lot.
1 Icon_Crash 2018-05-15
Not in that order.
1 DildoRenter 2018-05-15
Chinese-Vietnamese chicks have great cheekbones.
1 Barnes_Barnes 2018-05-15
Koreans have giant foreheads like Sam's and smell like rotten cabbage.
1 SoBadItsKindaGood 2018-05-15
even better
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-05-15
The first 10 seconds of this is one of the most rage-inducing things I've ever seen.
1 xyniphis 2018-05-15
You dont like her Joe Rogan impression?
1 helobious1 2018-05-15
I have friends who think she's brilliant and fantastic. I don't get it. She seems no better than Schumer.
1 db111 2018-05-15
Netflix, in particular, spends a lot of time trying to force unfunny female "comics" upon their viewers.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-15
I swear every week theres a new shitty female comic or some shitskin one on the front page. Just a coincidence I'm sure.
1 balancedchaos 2018-05-15
Man.
That looks good, huh guys?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-05-15
NOOOOOOO!!
1 saessea 2018-05-15
Do women know what jokes are?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-05-15
Yeah, its those things men tell when they're trying to get fucked.
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2018-05-15
No, those are called lies.
1 SoBadItsKindaGood 2018-05-15
I've never wanted to punch somebody in the stomach more than right now.
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-05-15
Now that would actually be funny.
1 lechocco 2018-05-15
-netflix special-
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-15
(((Netflix))) special.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-05-15
Ali (((Wong)))
1 holodog 2018-05-15
tss this bitch so Wong she white
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2018-05-15
Say things that women agree with, loudly and with dramatic pauses. Comedy.
1 Superbad415 2018-05-15
I can’t help but think that she had a kid just to do another special pregnant
1 MonsterSteve 2018-05-15
It looks like a Mad TV skit making fun of women comics. Ooof.
1 harrymudd44 2018-05-15
I felt embarrassed just watching that... I hope everyone in that audience is dead
1 jasim18 2018-05-15
I can't believe women spend so much time talking about their boyfriends emotions with their mothers. I've never once wanted to talk about a girlfriends feelings with anybody, especially my dad.
1 redtrilobal 2018-05-15
Fuck, I actually really liked her first special, but she's really doing another special pregnant? That's ALMOST as gimmicky as anytime Doug Benson or Bert Kreischer step on stage.
1 TacoTrots 2018-05-15
Can any clam get a Netflix “comedy” special?
1 Imasaskman 2018-05-15
If you can do anything in video form that George Soros would approve of then yes.
1 do_you_vape_asshole 2018-05-15
They forgot the jokes
1 fish_flower 2018-05-15
that was infuriating
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-15
Between this lady, Dat Phan, and Margaret Cho, I think Asians might have a race-wide mother complex.
1 moleguy9k 2018-05-15
Everyone who watches her show is an asian woman or a genderfluid lesbian
1 Billyassman 2018-05-15
Abort Abort.
1 FLYNTH33 2018-05-15
I watching the entire thing:
It was ok. I liked the first one a lot better. Some cringe moments but overall definitely on par with Norton's last netflix special...
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-15
(((Netflix))) special.