Mongeloid Sam Roberts has clearly had it with Jim

130  2018-05-15 by bmfanboy

It's becoming very apparent that Sam has grown to hate Jim over the last few months especially. He throws passive aggressive shots daily on the show (I know, why do I listen?) Anytime Jim farts, him Travis and Troy get so frustrated, and Troy said "it's like babysitting an old man who can't control his bowels every morning". Anytime Jim tells a story Sam's go to response is "that's because you were molested Jim". The most clear indicator of Sam's hatred I noticed the other day, when Jim was talking about how he wanted to find a girl in her twenties to settle down with, but he said she wants him to actually love him and not just be rooting for him to die. Sam gave him a reality check that in relationships like that, there is an understanding that she clearly is just in it for the money. To which Jim sighed and said "not always", and sam responded saying "oh yah so you will be the one in a million jim, because you're just so irresistible to young ladies"

I think Sam wants to do a solo show again. He essentially babysits Jim in the morning and he sees him as a burden now, not a celebrity cohost that's adding an audience to his show. Also the age gap of 15 years creates a lot of strange discussions where neither of them have any clue about the references eachother are making. In October Sam won't resign with Jim, he will go and do his solo show again and as much as I hate him, he will probably do better without an old queen weighing him down.

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Sam would be better off with someone like Mike Cannon. Good chemistry without all the weirdness of Jim. Not to mention Jim is just so out of touch with pop culture and anything outside his little bubble.

Pop culture is shit though, i dont need updates on kanye from a sneaker collector

Current events then. Have to be able to talk about new shit.

Absolutely. Sam stinks as far as anything legitimate comedy goes, he's all into pop culture crap and it's what he likes to talk about. There's an audience for that, but it certainly isn't us or anyone that was an O&A fan. He should be on some kind of Morning Mash Up type of thing. I can't think of a worse person for Sam to have to bounce things off of than Jim, who is so pop culture aloof it's almost incomprehensible.

you say aloof as if he's too concerned with poetry and history to condescend to watch Television. jim is just a borderline learning-disabled dipshit who can't focus on anything. even his not watching other comedians stems from this.. had nothing to do with 'not wanting to steal their material.' he just can't sit still and watch them and enjoy it. he literally has no interests besides sex stuff, which at age 50 lost its edge and is just lonely and pathetic

As bad as Sam is, Jim is the problem with the show. He brings nothing interesting, funny or even relevant to the table.

Sam’s shtick is being a professional broadcaster, he has succeeded. Jim is an old washed up fag that is delusional and will end up killing himself (hopefully soon)

The disappointment is also a big factor. Obviously no one expects Sam to be good, but it's sad to realize how blasé Norton has become when you remember how funny he could be during the prime O&A years.

Sam's night show was good. Not because Sam was funny in any way, but because he ran and controlled the flow of the show. It's also why early J&S was decent. Sam ran the board and calls. You can't have a show controlled by someone who is barely paying attention to begin with.

Jim is the problem.

Precisely the issue. Sam controlled the board and controlled the flow. Jimmy is so friggin obsessed with his phone that he constantly interrupts the flow of he show to read texts etc. Hell, today he stopped the show cold because he had to send Andrew Dice Clay a text.

As much I hate Sam - the show actually sounds better the days that Jimmy is not there.

Gonna have to admit that The Special Delivery show with East Side Dave, that they did for a couple years on the saturday show was pretty funny.

ESD isn't always a hit for me, but he commits 100% to bits, throws out a ton of material and used to be a genuine

Special Delivery wasn't bad at all. And surprisingly, it still holds up pretty well.

Sams night show was never good. It was him babbling filling airtime with nothing pop culture shit. Just because Jim stinks now, let's not elevate Sam. He is talentless.

Agreed, but Jim's faggotry is less expected and more of a let down

It was caller and staff drama driven. Not everyone's favorite. The Ben from Maryland call is my favorite call ever. And the aging gay male prostitute. It also gave rise to Adrian and Hot Dog.

It wasn't groundbreaking, but it was leaps and bounds better than J&S.

Except he sucks at taking callers and he stinks at messing with staff. He listened to Ron Bennington everyday for years, and thinks he can do the same as Ron. He can't, he is bad at radio. Stop it

K

The one time I happened to catch Sam’s night show, he had Virgil/Vincent on and he basically just let the callers shit on him for being dumb and a failure and not self-aware enough to realize it. It was pretty great.

Sam is performing at close to 100% of his capacity. He's never been a funny person and has always been kind of annoying. But I don't think he's terrible at playing the straight man when someone funny is sitting across from him. It sort of seems that way now, but that's only because he can't get a single thing out of Jim that doesn't suck ass.

Listen to Special Delivery. It wasn't the greatest show in the world, but it was infinitely better than Jim and Sam. Dave isn't even that funny without Ron forcing it out of him. Sam hasn't changed at all, except that he has more pull to get WWE guests now (which does suck). Even if Sam was completely sabotaging the show, the fact is that the guy who was supposed to be funny isn't just underperforming, he hasn't said a funny thing since the show's inception.

I'm glad someone else sees it the exact same way. Norton is steering the ship now and he's not even paying attention most of the time.

Just posted this same point. Special Delivery was a legit good show. Went through the whole archive when I worked a summer job a few years ago.

A starving, desperate for a job, not yet "made it" status Sam can have a role on a show. Although it's not hard to make a show with East Side Dave. That kid had nothing but heart.

At least he looks completely natural & adult-like behind the mixing console.

What are you talking about? U mean u don't like when Jim messes around with his phone during the show? Or complains about the timeliness of his 9:00 egg whites?

I hate Sam very much. But it is clear Jim is a problem. He took Sam's job at first mic and has no idea how to operate the equipment, probably still. He doesn't tell jokes, rather he plays the "straight" man, which even Sam would admit is his place on the show. As much as I get aggravated by Sam's retarded contrarian take on everything, its an attempt at being entertain which is better than Jim's "It's a tough one man" hot takes.

Just the mention of “it’s a tough one man” made me feel bad. Why is he like this?

It’s been what, a year and a half? And it’s still several minutes in to each show that Jim remembers to turn everyone’s mic on.

Jim ruins everything he has a part of, so no suprise here.

I hear Vice's people are very eagerly looking into making a second season of his talk show. Why, the co-host was a tranny, this guy must be edgy!

He fact he did it for free is a big bonus too!

Ever since 2014 all these guys are lost and no one is doing what they're good at. Except Opie, who is doing a great job embarrassing himself.

ME: Thnx Dom. still figuring this shit out #opieradio #westwoodone

Sam needs to be back in control of the board. I never understood why Jim got put in charge of it when Sam is the one who went to school for it. I think being slid to 2nd chair status is a bone of contention with Sam. So Sam needs to go back to 1st chair and running the board and they also need Anthony or an Anthony type of character to balance things out. I don't listen to radio much anymore so I don't know who's out there but Sirius needs to be looking for that 2nd chair co-host for Sam and slide Jim back to his 3rd chair spot or even slide him off the show entirely and bring in a new comic foil. Essentially re-build the O&A show with new people.

It definitely worked better with Sam running the board early on. He just played clips and Jim would react, like that robot dog/Chip thing. I think Jim got annoyed guests were coming in and assumed Sam was the main host or something.

Oh yeah. Jim played it off saying they'd take turns being on the board.

He is an insecure passive aggressive effeminfag queen

I think Jim got annoyed guests were coming in and assumed Sam was the main host or something.

This is absolutely it. Jim is too much of a cunt to say it though so he wormed his way into the big chair with the bullshit "I just want to practice with the buttons" bullshit, just like he's slithered into most things in his kind of career.

I dislike Sam in a way that's difficult to express and at a level that's probably unhealthy for someone I have no real life interaction with, but I can't blame him if he resents Norton. Running the board is literally the only thing Sam is ok at doing and the self-involved, queer, old fart machine usurped it from him with little to no cunning. Sam must wake up every morning and wonder how the fuck it happened.

We can thank Opie for redesigning the room layout that way.

he went to school for sociology, one of the top cop-out "i got a degree" majors possible. he's just as much of a phony as Tim

Why? You don’t like Jim randomly hitting the soundboard or randomly hanging up on callers everyday?

randomly hanging up on callers everyday

I think you hit the nail on the head with that one. The callers is probably a big reason that Jim wanted control of the board. Jim can't stand criticism or being called out, despite his attacking other people for being the same way, so he had to get control over what the callers could say over the air. Sam is an annoying prick for the most part but he's also a huge shit stirrer and Jim knows if he was in charge of the phones he'd let people call up and shit on Jim mercilessly.

Imagine if Sam had had control of the board during the 'Jim is in love with a tranny cam whore from Norway that he'd never met at that point and paid to speak to privately in one on one cam sessions'. Sam would have been glorious at that point and been in his element letting callers 'slip by' and get on the air to ask Jim about it.

sheepish voice "no i don't"

I think its all because Jim wanted to sit facing the c list celebs that the show gets, instead of next to them so they have to face him.

I can’t believe Jim actually believes a young girl would want him for anything other than money. He should just go fuck Lady Di, she will love him no matter what.

He used to be funny, but now that that's gone, what's left besides money? I literally can't think of a single trait of Jim's that would be desirable to a woman besides his wealth.

When was he ever funny? You need to go back and take a hard look...

He was funny on the show but his stand up sucks.

If you can honestly say that you think Jim was never funny then you never listened to the show or have no sense of humor.

I'm on a Nopie show marathon right now and despite all the horrible revelations of their personalities during the last few years, outright pedophilic savagery and unironic gay manlove with mentally ill psychopaths, Ant and Jimmy together are fucking hilarious and have amazing radio chemistry together.

This is my 4th or 5th run through these Nopie shows, and regardless I have a faint memory of each show, they are undeniably entertaining to listen to.

Which of course makes me hate the Jim and Tranpa of today with even greater fury. All they had to do is find a job where they talk together into microphones. How they managed to destroy their lives like this is unbelievable.

There's a guy on British tv called Paul (shuuure) Hollywood. He's in his 50s and is a judge on a dumb baking show that my sister and a lot of other people like.

While no George Clooney, he's not a mutant like Norton and is viewed as something of a "silver fox" or "housewives' favourite." He was a nobody professional baker before being plucked from obscurity to co-host the show.

In a heartwarming yet predictable turn of events, as soon as he became famous and acquired his "heartthrob" status with the hens, he promptly left his wife (also in her 50s) for a 22 year old; a 22 year old who has a history of only dating older, wealthy men. No surprise, no problem. And the guy might as well be Clooney, compared to Norton. Still, people acknowledge the financial angle and her probable daddy issues.

Jim doesn't actually believe that he can have a normal and healthy relationship with a woman in her 20s. He can't do. He probably doesn't even want to. A couple of months ago he was paying for flights to suck Viking dick.

How is your reference point for attractive men still George Clooney?

Because the British guy is in his 50s and has a full head of grey hair. Clooney seemed the obvious comparison. I'll try and think of someone a bit younger for you next time, ok sweetie?

Because the British guy is in his 50s and has a full head of grey hair

I missed that part. I stand corrected.

Hi Jimmy how are ya?

I would hate being around someone who constantly farted on purpose.

He thinks it's the funniest thing in the world, always gives baby boy a good laugh when others have to smell his doodie

But it's so whacky

Wouldn't be a proper morning zoo without some wackiness thrown in!

I think it's a form of sexual assault. He gets sexually aroused forcing people to smell his farts.

When Tyrese came in and called them out on it and then went on to spray air freshener everywhere, Jim should have got the message. It's fucking disgusting.

He did it on a plane to Montreal. Imagine being on that flight? What a trash animal.

The age gap is only 15 years? It doesn’t help Norton has no knowledge of anything that has happened in the world since 1979.

One of Ants many problems as well. I love Goodfellas and Raging Bull but how about watching some new shit.

Sopranos!

except that one time he had a beer when he was 17

Sam is way better by himself. The shows are always great when Jim is out. The lack of enthusiasm from Jim really kills any creativity or potential from the show. The one time Jim did the show without Sam was among the most uncomfortable radio I have heard.

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any friday show has like a 50% chance of being no Jim.

The resentment has obviously built to hate, Jim does 0 Prep for the show while he does prep for chip, he walks in right as the show starts or late and says this is the way I've always performed, Jim was third Mic now he's the main host as his name's first and he gets paid the most, they all hate him

Oh Jim is on Prep alright.

thx for the juciy tidbits. Sam has prob peaked already though

Sam and Jim get along fine, we just over analyze everything

This is what wackbag said about O&A 10 year ago...

And then would 24hr/7 day ban you if you persisted otherwise.

I remember Wackbag. You were never allowed to mention L______ girl or you'd get censored and banned.

That's because those flags made Ant a mod. Can you imagine if he was a mod here? That was Wackbag.

Well the point about a 20 year old not wanting to settle down with a sixty year old gay sex addict is just accurate, is the truth really taking a shot?

Ant and Jim just need to pair up and ride the sunset. Period. (sniff)

I noticed it. Jim's dumb contrarian schtick is so terrible. He constantly stops the show with bad jokes and he thinks that's funny but really it's hard to listen to. Jim's dummy uninformed political complaining is really a dial turner too.

I’d listen to a Sam solo show long before opie Anthony or Jim at this point

I bet that studio doesn't need any air conditioning with Jim flapping his arms all over the fucking place when he talks.

and sam responded saying "oh yah so you will be the one in a million jim, because you're just so irresistible to young ladies"

Just for a moment, I forgave Sam his shitty radio personality, his childish wrestling interest, and his eardrum-grating cackle when I read this. But I'm good now. Fuck him (and Jim, obviously).

Jim and Sam would both produce better shows without each other. They are from two entirely different generations. There's no chemistry, common interests, or rapport to produce any decent or meaningful discussion. It's a weird dynamic akin to hanging out with your friends vs hanging out with your parents.

Imagine if Opie and Ant were 15 years apart in age how weird the show would have felt.

Well, Ant being 75 and Opie 54, 21 years vs. 15, I guess is a pretty big difference.

Ant can't imagine a fifty five year old name Opie.

LOL "a girl in her twenties to settle down with"...Jimmy is a riot. I mean of course I loathe Sam like I loathe silverfish but being trapped in a room with that weirdo would test anyone's patience, especially now that Norton wants to pretend he's a nice normal guy now and no longer a deranged pervert exchanging bodily fluids with mentally ill sex workers.

He is right that there are twenty year olds that would settle with a 60 year old mostly out of love. But non of them would with him. He's ugly as shit, has always been completly out of touch about what happens around him and he has no mental stability to support a girl that age.

morton has the money for the top end designer steroids and hgh and a full-time doctor for no side effects. Instead, he's spent upwards of 60k and a decade to look like he just woke up out of a 20-year coma

I guarantee that he looks at Anthony's girlfriend and thinks "why can't I have that".

You mongs listen to this show?

even a child like Sam can see there is noway a 20 year old would ever want to be with a 50 year old.how the fuck cant jim see it

I'm so glad that passive aggressive, sexually deviant, do nothing hack is finally getting the beating he deserves. I can't stand him or his dogshit characters.

Sam has to notice how much effort Jim puts into the Chip podacast, compared to their radio show

Can we stop pretending Sam has any sway or influence in anything. He's opies nipple baby, that's it. He's looking more like a bridge troll everyday and im sure he scours these boards. Insecure unfunny twat. Fuck giving him any kind of credit or upheld possible opinions

The irony of misspelling “mongoloid”

bring on the Bob, Sam, and Whookid Show

PAY NO MIND LIST

Does Jim really say he wants to settle down with a 20-something who really loves him? What the fuck is wrong with this frumpy old mound of oatmeal?

Well he says "you know I would go older! I'd even date girl who was 30, sure that's not too old!" So apparently 20 years his junior is his age cap

Jimmy = AIDS + cancer

Norton never stood a chance at any age. Humor only goes so far, like Norm MacDonald said "turns out, chicks will just laugh at anything a handsome man says". So yeah, Norton has always pulling the literal rejections of geriatric billionaires... I also think he thinks he's amazing in bed because he's spent a fortune of prostitutes who give him positive feedback.

I'm 34 and I wouldn't want to marry a girl in her 20's. Jim's a dummy.

unpopular opinion: Sam's late night show was more listenable than the abomination that is the J&S morning show.

Sam seemed really frustrated a few days ago when Jim insisted they watch a clip from Columbo of a wedding scene and they must have replayed it at least 3 times. Awful old-man radio

I liked Sam's night show. He didnt talk about wrestling all that much, and definitely no UFC.

I listen to Jim and Sam, but I have trouble trying to pretend it's listenable. That said, it's still the best show on Faction Talk.

Holy shit, Opie and Sam are basically Scott and Todd. Sam/Todd wants old man Jim/Scott to leave the show so they can take over.

Fuck Sam. Hopefully he gets mad enough to kill Jim, Opie, then himself.

Jim is basically Lucas Werner, the famous rapey, homeless lolcow who is obsessed with young women.

I was thinking of that guy as I read this thread. I forgot his name.

Jim is a gen X baby boy looking for a gen Z girl. What's so wrong with that? Get 'em while they're young

Sam is not going to give up that paycheck that he gets with Jim for the solo paycheck which is just a fraction I'll bet

Pop culture is shit though, i dont need updates on kanye from a sneaker collector

Absolutely. Sam stinks as far as anything legitimate comedy goes, he's all into pop culture crap and it's what he likes to talk about. There's an audience for that, but it certainly isn't us or anyone that was an O&A fan. He should be on some kind of Morning Mash Up type of thing. I can't think of a worse person for Sam to have to bounce things off of than Jim, who is so pop culture aloof it's almost incomprehensible.

He is an insecure passive aggressive effeminfag queen

morton has the money for the top end designer steroids and hgh and a full-time doctor for no side effects. Instead, he's spent upwards of 60k and a decade to look like he just woke up out of a 20-year coma

any friday show has like a 50% chance of being no Jim.