AWWW BABY BOTTOM BOY

Laden with tokens and Viking musk, Jim overanticipated happiness once again.

Jim wanted a taste of Thor’s hammer

He was never going to marry the tranny. It’s a joke premise for him. He doesn’t like trannies and isn’t attracted to them. All his stories about that are made up.

If he was joking about that then he's one of those people who jokes about everything. And we know Jimmy isn't really like that. In fact he loves to occasionally "get real" like I think he was doing in this interview. He was being 100% genuine there.

Don't defend Jimmy's insanity and degeneracy with "it's a joke!"

Although I do agree that a lot of his stories of sexual psychopathy are made up. For one, I don't think he's ever been pooped on. That's definitely something he made up to sound "interesting."

He was genuine and serious about his attraction to trannies on his horrible and unfunny advice show.

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God, it's been nagging me for months but I finally realized where I've seen that face before: Princess Alana looks like a much uglier version of that sexy blonde woman ("The Lady in Lavender") that The Tall Man would morph into in the first Phantasm movie.

thank God you got to the bottom of that

That’s been nagging you for months? Da fuq

He had to think of something as he jerked off to Jim's tranny cam whore love and fed it tokens.

By my own choosing I have no girlfriend, job, friends, life, etc.

This sub and the gossip we engage in is about 70% of my current waking existence.

That’s nothing to be proud of sir

"...to this *person"

He was shameless about his love for trannys when he just used them as sex fetishes for all those years.

Now the 50 year old faggot actually fell in love with one and got his heartbroken, he couldn't be more ashamed. I honestly think Anthony is less ashamed about his lil encounter with Sue than Norton is about Thor scamming him.

at least Ant will mention the name "Sue lightning" or "Tranthony," Jim says nothing about this delusional period of his life.

Ant seems like he's really getting close to breaking, and just admitting to the whole thing.

I'm in. Where do we start?

Think thats been done

Way, way ahead of you.

but he will awkwardly hang up on a caller who is about to ask him about Sir Alena, bumbling around acting like it was an accident.

Jim playing the pronoun game

Right? Trannies aren't people.

Trannies normally force themselves into that uncanny valley-looking territory and they usually make trans-sexuality a huge part of their life, plus, one has to seriously acknowledge the mental state it takes to commit a huge part of your money and life to making yourself look like the opposite gender for no reason other than, " That's the way I feel "

I used to be fine with the concept and trans-sexuals themselves, but as its become more " mainstream " and people have been talking about it over the years, the more I hear about it the more I realize how creepy the concept is. Trannies fall into the same category as Religious nutjobs for me, therefore, barely people.

“I sympathize with what you’re going through in grappling with profound mental issues that aren’t necessarily your fault, and I wish you godspeed in dealing with them, but if you’re demanding that we change the language and embrace a state of culturally mandated paranoia that contradicts the realities of biological sex, my answer is no”.

They absolutely are people; they're men and should be referred to with "he" "him" and "his" at all times, no matter what anyone says.

He's a man baby!

Ick.

I bet a cool $50 that this is the interview that scared Alena away from the worm.

He prefers you call him Allen

How many tokens is it to propose?

Apparently more than he has

She's so handsome.

She’s got that Wendigo look that women crave.

"pop the question"?? YUCK!

"How many tokens for a private chat." was his only question.

"Will you cum on my nipples so i can tweedle it in?"

Pop his peckah

"IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALLIIIIIVE!"

I don't use the term "breath-taking" often, but

Breathtaking cheek bones and chiclet teeth, for sure.

Thats a jaw that can take a punch.

How's her ribs? Biteable?

That's the second thing I look for in a woman behind having a vagina.

A 50 year old man from the states marrying a viking who's only just out of his teens, lives halfway across the globe and who dresses up as a woman while pulling his prick on camera for money.

If that doesn't have all the ingredients of a healthy, long-lasting marriage then I don't know what does.

I think they'd be happy together.

Jim Norton will never, NEVER, be happy. He will dry out like a worm on blacktop.

great visual.

Always could turn it into a podcast, "My Husband hates me"

He is so fucked in the head

He really is fucked up from being raped repeatedly as a child.

Especially since he is so ashamed of the relationship that he bans all discussions of the young lad on his shows.

Splits?

Ooof

That creatures face doesn't just disgust me but deeply angers me.

I hope for all the best to mr. james norton in finding true love

You just know this thing is constantly scratching its dick and balls as Jimmy cuddles it on the couch watching tv.

Should also add the quote of him being intoxicated by "her" scent.

"Her" scent = ball sweat and dry jizz.

Jim thinks that he will find a 25 year old that is willing to spend the rest of their life with him.

He's also too stupid to realize that if you are only interested in 25 year olds then you can't be in a long lasting serious relationship because that person will not stay 25 forever.

He could absolutely make it happen if he:

(1) Stopped looking like an AIDS patient, OR (2) Gained some level of fame or notoriety above being a one trick standup, OR (3) Stopped being so needy, whiny, and obsessed with his fetishes.

Not all of those things, mind you. Just one.

So i dont follow this Jim plot line too closely, help me out here.

This is the person he went to see in Iceland? A tranny cam whore he fell in love with? He professed his love for this chiseled chin albino catfish and she rejected him?

Yes, this is the Icelandic tranny Jimothy went to see in Iceland. He was pictured having dinner with her in Canada. When he was still under the illusion that they were "dating", and "in a relationship", he would toss out faggoty little hints that he was seeing someone and that things were getting serious with this certain someone on the flaming shitbag of mediocrity known as the Jim and Sam show. Perhaps tragically, perhaps justifiably, this sub discovered that James' "special someone" was in fact a tranny cam whore using him for tokens and free shit. Inexplicably, as soon as this discovery was made, all talk of him ceased on air, and Jaimes has even hung up on the few callers able to bypass and put up with the screening process to ask him about the whole debacle.

What a dumb worm. Used by the people he loves the most. HAH

Learn to link proper timestamps where is the callers.

Weird, it worked for me. Here it is [again.](https://youtu.be/Y73KunFXoJM?t=4153) 1 hour 9 minutes if this doesn't work.

Here.

Not for nothing but you can relink what’s presumably the right timestamp, but you won’t simply type four numbers and a colon in case it still doesn’t work? How can you be so cavalier with something this important

Jesus christ 1 hour 9 minutes you fucking faggot.

Thank you my darling

This is the correct response.

He was pictured having dinner with her in Canada.

"her"

Sven and his beer buddies were probably laughing at the geriatric bald midget being lovestruck while they spent his money.

To Prince Alen he is Bobo. Karma got him at the end

I'd honestly feel bad for him if he had any sympathetic traits whatsoever.

He actually said "pop the question" because that's what normal people say.

I hope he has debilitating cringe whenever he thinks about this period in his life.

JIM NORTON IS GAY. THIS IS A GAY MAN. ENOUGH WITH THIS BULLSHIT.

He's obviously a fag but it doesn't explain why he followed the likes of Kelsey Cook and Jen Caramel (or whatever the fuck that whore's name is) like a puppy.

Is it a fag hag situation, is he bi, did he only turn full-blown gay recently? Who knows! Who cares!

It's staggering to realize that Jimmy is so socially incapable of connecting in relationships to "women" AND the blind to the nuances of the internet (despite living in his phone on air) that he didn't realize that he was a textbook paypig for some nordic tranny frankenstein who wasn't old enough to drink in the US and confused it for actual love.

Jimmy used to talk about spending entire nights sexting on chat rooms and then he'd brag about that the next day on O&A as an example of him being, " Woah, I'm a crazy sex addict "

No, you're not Jimmy, you're just a typical middle-aged lonely creep.

reminder that jim once told a hooker that he loved her. perfectly normal behavior

Breeeh.. The window between all that plastic surgery looking good and when it starts to look ridiculous is tighter than the exhaust port in the Death Star. This feminine looking faggot will be looking like he's allergic to Mel Gibson's daughter water in less than 2 years.

TAKING THE PLUNGE!

Who is that guy? King slender from the old pro wrestling Nintendo game?

Now that's a reference.

I'd smash it

Probably for the best that he didn't marry it. He couldn't take the people here mocking his being in love with it, imagine how much worse the mockery would have gotten if he had married it? Jim would have white knighted for his husband and probably joined the Cumia Cartel that is trying to get the sub shut down. He's so thin skinned when it comes to any mockery of him that attacks on his tranny husband would have sent him into baby boy rage mode.

My only question is when are opie and sams tranny obsession going to come to light?

Remember his coy allusions to "90-day fiance"?

Do you understand how psychotic it is to say you're thinking about proposing marriage and not finding it weird because the person will never, ever read your press?

I like to imagine the panic that ran through him when he realized this sub found out about Alena. His eyelids were probably flapping so hard that he started to take out.

technically the only time he's every directly addressed this was a wishy-washy denial to you in twitter DMs.

what's his possible out of this? if this was in reference to Kelsey Cook it would probably be more pathetic

James "Lil' Yimmy" Norton must be broken on the rack.

What else can be done?

What a disgusting godless idiot.

It's a big step. I mean off the step ladder for Jimmy when he's done eating this guys ass out.

Thanfully, she's tall enough so that he can hang himself from her.

LOL Norton was all a-swoon after finally fulfilling his molestation-based fantasies and finally having a penis forced into his orifices, so much so that he convinced himself that he was "in love" with a freakish sex worker. After coming down from his penis-induced high he realized how gay he was and now tries to overcompensate by dreaming out loud about finding a twenty year old girl to "settle down with", like that will re-affirm his heterosexuality to others.

Apparently more than he has

"Her" scent = ball sweat and dry jizz.