Sitting in the back of the Cellar studying the mannerisms and rhythms of “the back table” to the point she could imitate them and dupe everyone into thinking she was just one of the guys. Insult. Self-deprecating joke. Something offensive or disgusting. Nice shirt, stupid. I’m such a slut. My pussy reeks of nigger cum. Hey, guys, I’m just like you!
I feel like we dont mention her shoplifting enough, and how she used family connections and tear-streaked lies to escape the consequences of her habitual larceny. The fat fucking pig-cunt.
She didn't just admit to it. She got arrested for grand larceny. The lowest dollar amount and rate for grand larceny in New York is Grand Larceny, 4th degree, more than 1000 dollars stolen but less than 3000.
“We were arrested for grand larceny,” the Inside Amy Schumer star admitted, but her relationship with uncle Charles Schumer, a New York Senator, came in handy.
She said, “[The cops] were like, ‘You’re lucky you have this last name.’ And they pleaded it down, to like disturbing the peace or something.”
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1 AntwansBobo 2018-05-11
See the thing with comedy mannnnnnnnmn
1 idamnedit 2018-05-11
Raping an innocent cabby.
1 Phkna1 2018-05-11
An innocent immigrant, no less.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-05-11
Stealing a few boxes of girl scout cookies from a disabled girl.
1 erickz123 2018-05-11
When the outspoken Jew-Hollywood elitist once identified herself as white to fit a recent agenda.
https://youtu.be/gCBYwz6JZoE
1 literalotherkin 2018-05-11
It's funny once you realize the Jew thing how a clip likes this turns from Masochism into Sadism.
1 enzo_trash 2018-05-11
eeewwww
1 SchumersStolenJokes 2018-05-11
Sitting in the back of the Cellar studying the mannerisms and rhythms of “the back table” to the point she could imitate them and dupe everyone into thinking she was just one of the guys. Insult. Self-deprecating joke. Something offensive or disgusting. Nice shirt, stupid. I’m such a slut. My pussy reeks of nigger cum. Hey, guys, I’m just like you!
1 Randal_X 2018-05-11
I feel like we dont mention her shoplifting enough, and how she used family connections and tear-streaked lies to escape the consequences of her habitual larceny. The fat fucking pig-cunt.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-05-11
She didn't just admit to it. She got arrested for grand larceny. The lowest dollar amount and rate for grand larceny in New York is Grand Larceny, 4th degree, more than 1000 dollars stolen but less than 3000.
https://www.newyorktheftandlarcenylawyers.com/grand-larceny-in-the-fourth-degree-new-york-penal-law-155-30.html
“We were arrested for grand larceny,” the Inside Amy Schumer star admitted, but her relationship with uncle Charles Schumer, a New York Senator, came in handy.
She said, “[The cops] were like, ‘You’re lucky you have this last name.’ And they pleaded it down, to like disturbing the peace or something.”
Boy, talk about LUCKY. Is she Irish?
1 Randal_X 2018-05-11
I've got nothing cogent to add, I'm just consumed by rage re-reading the sow's quotes.
1 Phkna1 2018-05-11
Eating all the food and not leaving any for everyone else, again and again and again and the end. Fucking pig at the trough, I tell you.
1 johnfreeman1111111 2018-05-11
Being born
1 newsdaylaura18 2018-05-11
Being born
1 enzo_trash 2018-05-11
Pretending she was friends with Patrick Oneal
1 Bronan_the_Brobarian 2018-05-11
And then dissing him for being mean after he died.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-05-11
Was that how she justified blantently stealing one of his bits?
1 thellimist 2018-05-11
A throwaway bit at that. Why didn't she take Pepsi cola rapist. At least that would be believable.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-05-11
Because she isn't creative enough for that. She would sit in on O&A shows and take material from there like Mencia did.
1 lowend73 2018-05-11
Making that poor cab driver stick his fingers in her box
1 dopaminenotyours 2018-05-11
Her most atrocious act is pretending to be an attractive human female.
1 feelmikehawk 2018-05-11
Letting the cabbie finger her.
1 Clamdilicus 2018-05-11
Saying she's a size 4 when she wears blimp skins.