He always calls people he's arguing with 'sweetie'. He's so fucking emasculated and sexually-twisted he thinks everyone gets as offended at having their sexuality questioned as he would.
Not to mention he's a 5'2 100lb pussy who traveled with a bodyguard for his entire career so he wouldn't get bullied. He would never call anyone a baby boy in person.
Yesterday on the show he was talking about twitter trolls hiding behind fake names and he said something to the effect of "even people who use their real names are annoying. Fuck them." So he admitted his own stupid argument is retarded by proxy.
His "use your real name, pussies!" rants are so embarassing. You could list your home address and he still wouldn't do a fucking thing aside from call you "baby boy" in a DM.
I don't think there's a good comeback for that last quip of yours. Good job. You could always send him the picture of the two of them in the casino, see how he reacts to that one.
You should see the image they use of him for the Comedy Cellar Vegas website, it was James at his absolute fattest and he looks like he legitimately has down syndrome in the picture. http://www.comedycellar.com/las-vegas/
(I also don't see that place staying open more than 6 months, they already canceled almost an entire month of shows)
Jesus, that site needs an update. Louie weighs 70 lbs less and (sorta) has hair, Maron pre-Zappa look, and they're still using Robin Williams and Garry Shandling as names that might pop by for a random set.
I gotta snap a shot of the "artist's rendering" of Colin they have on the wall at the Ha Ha Cafe in North Hollywood next time Im there. It's fucking hilarious/atrocious.
Calling out the bullshit of a sexually-confused mollusk with no chin is the rantings of a baby-boy, but complaining on-air for a decade any time he was even slightly inconvenienced by an airline or cell phone store is the mark of a real man.
I honestly wanna fight this little faggot. He's a g-List talent with A-list expectations.
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Listening to older episodes really demonstrates just how fucking awful they've always been. The clues were all there and knowing what they all turn into makes it so much easier to spot each of their failings as men.
This attitude really annoys me. As if everyone on earth who trolls people on twitter or talks shit on reddit are incels who live with their mothers... completely ignoring the fact that a huge swath of their audience came into adolescence at the birth of Internet culture and have always been online from adolescence on sites like 4chan. That time period was over 10 years ago and the vast majority of the people who grew up that way became functional adults with careers and homes, etc. They're just using a fucking hack comeback because they're so insulated by the circlejerk of the "As a comic..." horseshit spouted off by morons who can barely spell like Bobby Kelly and Kukk Metzger and then that is further compounded by lower level shitheads like Luis and other coat tail riders who use it to feel like they're a part of the Kool kids klub.
I know it wasn’t well received, but that recent season of South Park with Kyle’s dad and the trolls really got to the heart of it. Yes, there are losers in basements, but not exclusively.
le ebin mother's basement!!! in an era where every single person in society has a tiny internet computer in their hands at all time! And some are so addicted they cannot stop blinking into their glowing master while Podcast Sensation Joe Rogan is interviewing them 1 on 1
Jimmy's cellphone addiction is a proverbial "mother's basement" of the mind.
He's also the world's biggest "baby boy" in history. Hmmmm, whiny, needy, jealous, petty, lived at home until his mid-30's, actually looks like a baby etc etc
Would it be possible for someone in the delivery service, the restaurant or delivery people, could they please include a box of those alcohol-filled chocolates? Then a note saying 'sorry for the delays, hope this makes up for it'.
I believe he might implode trying to overemphasize how you JUST DONT DO THAT to a guy you know is a recovering alcoholic and clean and sober for 48.8 of his 49 years on the planet!
Also send him one of those cakes shaped like a penis. Or a cake with those alcoholic cherries.. is that called 'Rum Cake'? but its in the shape of a penis so he has twice the brutal temptation to rage about.
you dont like the entertainment I put out you can just change the channel. youre not entitled. i am entitled to just completely give a whatever who gives a shit effort into what i do. i have defense mechanisms and years of practice at it, you cant get to me. so there.
At some point in his young adult life, a baseball player told a girl Jim was interested in, that he looked like a fat baby boy and its stuck, in his eyes, as the ultimate humiliation.
That was it. He didn't block me but he stopped responding. He responded to a bunch of obnoxious tweets I sent bringing up miss Alena, his arm flailing, dead mother fetish, etc
Maybe I should float a reddit AMA offer his way to see if I get sent back to obscurity.
He even uses the "stop listening, stupid" defense if you bring up legitimate problems with the show.
I don't blame him for using this lazy comeback on people who are insulting him. But he does it with constructive criticism, too, which just makes him look like someone who doesn't give a shit and doesn't care enough about his own show to make it the best it can be.
Keep Jim supplied with paychecks, celebrity encounters, and "titilating" conversations with porn "stars", and Jim is happy. No thought at all is given to wether the audience is enjoying it or not, and fuck anyone who tries to suggest ways to improve it.
The few callers who have gotten through with legitimate criticism doesn't even get to finish their point. Jim will start yelling over them with Sam agreeing frantically.
According to who exactly? Me or the person I’m trying to piss off? The absolute arrogance on comedians these days completely turned me off to comedy. Two people in the message and yet he’s the one who gets to dictate whether something is funny,
I agree with this and I am a shit tier comic. I suppose I am really just a civilian though since I don't have my own podcast or a seat at the Cellar table.
Comics now are all faggots afraid to be honest for fear they will be harmed by other faggots who will pull strings to have clubs blackball them or they are just smug virtue signaling dipshits thinking they are edgy by just parroting the status quo.
I don't even need comedy to be "dangerous" it would just be nice if it were fresh again. Norton has become so generic and maybe that's the last persona he has yet to inhabit.
This sub should come up with a measured response that can be copy and pasted on the off chance Norton and pals DM's someone.
If you were able to respond with all of the shit this place has ever accurately called upon he would most certainly read it, and it would most certainly make him angry.
norton is a faggot in arrested development emotionally, probably stuck at the age whenever he was first molested. He needs a "big strong adult" because he can't do anything himself and idolizes "tough guys" and thinks fat fucks like Roland are "a problem".
Its why he wants strong ufc men to choke him and why he lived with his parents into his 30s. He dates 20 something "girls" because they are the closest in maturity he's legally allowed to get away with dating when really he's closer to a 10-year-old in terms of development.
It makes sense when you think of his infantile understanding of addiction and alcoholism.
What Jim & Ant don't seem to understand is, anyone who is actually famous and beyond reproach do not spend their time responding to literally every single minor criticism on social media. Howard is going to be the next guest on Letterman's new hit Netflix series and these guys are getting into arguments with the likes of us. Fucking pathetic.
So most of you idiots agree with the OP? Which means that most of you have nothing better to do than this? Really? Is this how you get your entertainment?
I mean the OP didn't even say what his post topic says. He made a joke thousands of people have already made. How original.
To me if you keep telling the same joke over and over again that's as big as a fucking miss as you can get.
You should see the image they use of him for the Comedy Cellar Vegas website, it was James at his absolute fattest and he looks like he legitimately has down syndrome in the picture. http://www.comedycellar.com/las-vegas/
(I also don't see that place staying open more than 6 months, they already canceled almost an entire month of shows)
norton is a faggot in arrested development emotionally, probably stuck at the age whenever he was first molested. He needs a "big strong adult" because he can't do anything himself and idolizes "tough guys" and thinks fat fucks like Roland are "a problem".
Its why he wants strong ufc men to choke him and why he lived with his parents into his 30s. He dates 20 something "girls" because they are the closest in maturity he's legally allowed to get away with dating when really he's closer to a 10-year-old in terms of development.
It makes sense when you think of his infantile understanding of addiction and alcoholism.
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1 Snake_____86 2018-05-09
baby boy
This queer truly thinks this line actually bothers people. You take it up the ass from a large White man, Jim.
1 all_copacetic 2018-05-09
He always calls people he's arguing with 'sweetie'. He's so fucking emasculated and sexually-twisted he thinks everyone gets as offended at having their sexuality questioned as he would.
I hope Gene Pontecorvo bottles him.
1 revolvingmonk 2018-05-09
"First Norton gave her the tokens, then she gave Norton the pearls!"
1 thisonemademelaugh 2018-05-09
sopranos?
1 revolvingmonk 2018-05-09
Yeah, this scene.
1 Snake_____86 2018-05-09
Well done.
1 smallDick-Mailman 2018-05-09
I KNEW THAT WAS COMIN
1 Snake_____86 2018-05-09
If only he went out the same way as Gene.
1 Patrick__Kane 2018-05-09
I get the same douche chill when feminists say sweet summer child.
1 all_copacetic 2018-05-09
Do they say that? Fucking uppity coozes. What they need is a jolly good rogering.
1 Patrick__Kane 2018-05-09
I just got banned from rhappy for that comment. Lol. Reddit mods are dorks.
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-05-09
He's been terrified of drugs and alcohol for 32 years and still gossips about his ex co-worker through a character he plays, who's the baby boy again?
1 AssholeinSpanish 2018-05-09
Nice insult, stupid.
1 WiretapStudios 2018-05-09
Plus, coming from a guy who literally looks like a adult sized baby boy.
1 late_50s_why 2018-05-09
A disgusting one at that
1 WiretapStudios 2018-05-09
From your lips to god's ears, sweetie
1 Kurt_Love 2018-05-09
Not to mention he's a 5'2 100lb pussy who traveled with a bodyguard for his entire career so he wouldn't get bullied. He would never call anyone a baby boy in person.
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1 d4n4n 2018-05-09
He did, though. The douchebag 9/11 truther.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-05-09
Was Kenny or po there?
1 Literal_Luke 2018-05-09
It's like when people add "kid" or "son" to their oh-so sick burns. You just know that in their minds, they just dropped the mic.
Self-awareness isn't something this crew (or their remaining fans) have much left of.
1 allenricketts 2018-05-09
Yesterday on the show he was talking about twitter trolls hiding behind fake names and he said something to the effect of "even people who use their real names are annoying. Fuck them." So he admitted his own stupid argument is retarded by proxy.
1 AFX337 2018-05-09
His "use your real name, pussies!" rants are so embarassing. You could list your home address and he still wouldn't do a fucking thing aside from call you "baby boy" in a DM.
1 TangerineReam 2018-05-09
Jim stinks now
1 Snake_____86 2018-05-09
Now? He's been this way for the better part of this decade. A faggot.
1 TangerineReam 2018-05-09
oh literal u/Snake____86
1 thrillated 2018-05-09
I don't think there's a good comeback for that last quip of yours. Good job. You could always send him the picture of the two of them in the casino, see how he reacts to that one.
1 momomike 2018-05-09
I like how the guy who used to actually look like a pudgy grown baby uses the phrase “baby boy” as a stock insult.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-09
You should see the image they use of him for the Comedy Cellar Vegas website, it was James at his absolute fattest and he looks like he legitimately has down syndrome in the picture. http://www.comedycellar.com/las-vegas/
(I also don't see that place staying open more than 6 months, they already canceled almost an entire month of shows)
1 CoolerKing37 2018-05-09
Jesus, that site needs an update. Louie weighs 70 lbs less and (sorta) has hair, Maron pre-Zappa look, and they're still using Robin Williams and Garry Shandling as names that might pop by for a random set.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-09
I gotta snap a shot of the "artist's rendering" of Colin they have on the wall at the Ha Ha Cafe in North Hollywood next time Im there. It's fucking hilarious/atrocious.
1 SpaceEdge 2018-05-09
I think tried a few different clubs in that place and they all fail.
1 OutlawMemer 2018-05-09
Calling out the bullshit of a sexually-confused mollusk with no chin is the rantings of a baby-boy, but complaining on-air for a decade any time he was even slightly inconvenienced by an airline or cell phone store is the mark of a real man.
I honestly wanna fight this little faggot. He's a g-List talent with A-list expectations.
1 plane2nowhere 2018-05-09
Someone didn't see "Furry Vengeance"
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-05-09
I saw that movie with my 5 year old cousin and he even thought it was shit. He said this even before I molested him
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1 xyniphis 2018-05-09
Sounds like he was molested twice that day
1 jtormeyx 2018-05-09
You gotta get past Club Soda Kenny first.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-09
That guy’s a problem.
1 BergStonewall 2018-05-09
That's generous.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-09
What a fucking baby Norton has become. I would never guess 10 years ago that I would hate each member equally.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-05-09
Meanwhile, Jim LOVES members.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-05-09
YOU FAWKIN BURIED THIS (literal) COCKSUCKA
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2018-05-09
Listening to older episodes really demonstrates just how fucking awful they've always been. The clues were all there and knowing what they all turn into makes it so much easier to spot each of their failings as men.
1 UpperclassmanKuno 2018-05-09
ehh you both stink
1 KaplerStinks 2018-05-09
remember when people used to come here to post Mimi Beardsley jokes
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-09
1 ballpitpredator 2018-05-09
Does this incredibly small slice of cake have rum in it?!!?
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-09
I refuse to use hand sanitizer! It has alcohol in it!
1 SibHashian13 2018-05-09
If he catches a wiff of listerine he wil relapse horribly.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-09
calls people baby boy
cries about Roger Ebert on air because it’s “early”
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-05-09
He’d rather drink out of Mike’s hard dick.
1 CuckECheese 2018-05-09
yeah! at least the liquid'll still be yellow!!!
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-05-09
Pee in my mouth in the pool!
1 bundt_trundler 2018-05-09
There are no winners here.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-05-09
Keep swinging and missing you civilians just don't get it you just sit in your mommy's basement without the slightest clue as to how any of this works
1 goarlorde 2018-05-09
This attitude really annoys me. As if everyone on earth who trolls people on twitter or talks shit on reddit are incels who live with their mothers... completely ignoring the fact that a huge swath of their audience came into adolescence at the birth of Internet culture and have always been online from adolescence on sites like 4chan. That time period was over 10 years ago and the vast majority of the people who grew up that way became functional adults with careers and homes, etc. They're just using a fucking hack comeback because they're so insulated by the circlejerk of the "As a comic..." horseshit spouted off by morons who can barely spell like Bobby Kelly and Kukk Metzger and then that is further compounded by lower level shitheads like Luis and other coat tail riders who use it to feel like they're a part of the Kool kids klub.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-09
He is projecting. Jim lived with his parents past the age of 30.
1 Roterodamus 2018-05-09
That explains a lot.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-09
If you make it to 40, they’re living with you.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-09
Damn, that's deep son.
1 late_50s_why 2018-05-09
But wait what if I told you we are just a bunch of monkeys on a floating rock
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-09
Pull that up Jamie
1 Icon_Crash 2018-05-09
Depends on where your bedroom is, and who's responsible for setting curfew.
1 Jungies 2018-05-09
You think his bedroom was above ground?
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-09
I know it wasn’t well received, but that recent season of South Park with Kyle’s dad and the trolls really got to the heart of it. Yes, there are losers in basements, but not exclusively.
1 Redditguise 2018-05-09
I think we know who lives in his mothers basement...
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-09
Nah, my mother’s dead. And she was always too poor to have a basement.
1 Redditguise 2018-05-09
Ahh, right where she should be. Good to know.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-09
Yep. She’s in heaven.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-09
My dads ded. (Then who was phone)
1 SlamballReunionTour 2018-05-09
le ebin mother's basement!!! in an era where every single person in society has a tiny internet computer in their hands at all time! And some are so addicted they cannot stop blinking into their glowing master while Podcast Sensation Joe Rogan is interviewing them 1 on 1
Jimmy's cellphone addiction is a proverbial "mother's basement" of the mind.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-05-09
good for you not making death threats to celebrities anymore!
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-05-09
I wonder if you hold up a Natty Ice over him, he'll cower like Lex Luthor holding a chunk of kryptonite over Superman.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-05-09
You won that exchange
1 ChippySez 2018-05-09
The worst part about Jim using "baby boy" as an insult isn't that it's insulting, it just makes him sound like a massive faggot.
I also want to smash his face in for thinking it's even remotely effective.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-05-09
He's also the world's biggest "baby boy" in history. Hmmmm, whiny, needy, jealous, petty, lived at home until his mid-30's, actually looks like a baby etc etc
1 late_50s_why 2018-05-09
These blacksmiths of the craft of humor think that "nice shirt stupid" is the height of insults, so 👶 boi is next level for them
1 MonsterSteve 2018-05-09
He's still using the baby boy thing? I thought we were just making fun of the fact that he used to use that.
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-09
Imagine using the same insult on people for fifteen years or more.
1 theropers 2018-05-09
Nice observation, stupid
1 SwampYankee 2018-05-09
You are doing the lords work son
1 madameroach 2018-05-09
And then what happened?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-09
Obscurity, he went back to it.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-05-09
He says "baby boy" so much I'm convinced it's what he demands to be called during his tranny piss-dom sessions.
1 Nevespot 2018-05-09
Would it be possible for someone in the delivery service, the restaurant or delivery people, could they please include a box of those alcohol-filled chocolates? Then a note saying 'sorry for the delays, hope this makes up for it'.
I believe he might implode trying to overemphasize how you JUST DONT DO THAT to a guy you know is a recovering alcoholic and clean and sober for 48.8 of his 49 years on the planet!
Also send him one of those cakes shaped like a penis. Or a cake with those alcoholic cherries.. is that called 'Rum Cake'? but its in the shape of a penis so he has twice the brutal temptation to rage about.
1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-05-09
There's a good chance he was crying as he typed this.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-05-09
you dont like the entertainment I put out you can just change the channel. youre not entitled. i am entitled to just completely give a whatever who gives a shit effort into what i do. i have defense mechanisms and years of practice at it, you cant get to me. so there.
1 mcb84 2018-05-09
This Opie podcast has everyone in a bad mood
1 Peckas1 2018-05-09
Opie will be the last one standing after the smoke clears.
1 cardaderdention 2018-05-09
and the last words will be....
"Nice try with the hate tho."
1 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2018-05-09
You know Jim and Sam is shit when The Opie podcast sounds like a refreshing departure from their consistent inanity.
1 Phkna1 2018-05-09
You have to really suck to make Opie look good
1 mcb84 2018-05-09
At some point in his young adult life, a baseball player told a girl Jim was interested in, that he looked like a fat baby boy and its stuck, in his eyes, as the ultimate humiliation.
1 trunky 2018-05-09
Keep swinging and missing baby boy = You nailed me and I have no good response
1 Three_Finger_Brown 2018-05-09
The miss is "she" dumped him months ago for being too clingy
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-09
gonna need the entire chat, hoss
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-05-09
That was it. He didn't block me but he stopped responding. He responded to a bunch of obnoxious tweets I sent bringing up miss Alena, his arm flailing, dead mother fetish, etc
Maybe I should float a reddit AMA offer his way to see if I get sent back to obscurity.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-05-09
Ask him why he eats then talks into the mic like a fuckin jerkoff. Tell him it makes him sound like a baby boy faggot with balls in his mouth.
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-09
He even uses the "stop listening, stupid" defense if you bring up legitimate problems with the show.
I don't blame him for using this lazy comeback on people who are insulting him. But he does it with constructive criticism, too, which just makes him look like someone who doesn't give a shit and doesn't care enough about his own show to make it the best it can be.
Keep Jim supplied with paychecks, celebrity encounters, and "titilating" conversations with porn "stars", and Jim is happy. No thought at all is given to wether the audience is enjoying it or not, and fuck anyone who tries to suggest ways to improve it.
1 snargfursk 2018-05-09
The few callers who have gotten through with legitimate criticism doesn't even get to finish their point. Jim will start yelling over them with Sam agreeing frantically.
1 NJPoster 2018-05-09
Howard used to say that to callers.
1 ustinkonice 2018-05-09
Yet somehow he probably doesn't think it applies to him and Ant combing Opies twitter for shitty material to take vague in-direct jabs with
1 VicDumb 2018-05-09
“Keep swinging and missing, baby boy”
According to who exactly? Me or the person I’m trying to piss off? The absolute arrogance on comedians these days completely turned me off to comedy. Two people in the message and yet he’s the one who gets to dictate whether something is funny,
Cunt
1 KennethFresno 2018-05-09
is loser talk for "I'm...I'm not mad".
1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2018-05-09
I agree with this and I am a shit tier comic. I suppose I am really just a civilian though since I don't have my own podcast or a seat at the Cellar table.
Comics now are all faggots afraid to be honest for fear they will be harmed by other faggots who will pull strings to have clubs blackball them or they are just smug virtue signaling dipshits thinking they are edgy by just parroting the status quo.
I don't even need comedy to be "dangerous" it would just be nice if it were fresh again. Norton has become so generic and maybe that's the last persona he has yet to inhabit.
1 MieshaNicole 2018-05-09
This sub should come up with a measured response that can be copy and pasted on the off chance Norton and pals DM's someone.
If you were able to respond with all of the shit this place has ever accurately called upon he would most certainly read it, and it would most certainly make him angry.
1 anitathequeef 2018-05-09
Imagine being so unvirile, you can't even keep a prostitute on your payroll.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-09
Damn
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-05-09
Accurately summing up a closeted gay man as a faggot = swinging and missing
1 dropngo 2018-05-09
Ironically, if he has to pull out the "baby boy" name-calling they definitely hit something.
1 saessea 2018-05-09
Nice comeback, stupid.
1 Don_Panera 2018-05-09
I fucking hate this piece of shit worm.
I ALWAYS hated his “serious side”. When he does the “eeerm, well...” Yuck.
1 deyterkyerjerb 2018-05-09
Jim was not wrong. you are a faggot
1 Patrick__Kane 2018-05-09
I viscerally dislike everyone in this universe but Norm, Vos, Colin, and Denny. I can’t believe I used to enjoy this show.
1 TheSeaDevil 2018-05-09
Widdle Baby Boy! Fawkin' home run Norton!
1 brownandfriendz 2018-05-09
You destroyed him inside with that last lone.
1 edfromla 2018-05-09
What a faggot hahahahhaah
1 Unshavenhelga 2018-05-09
He’s right about you.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-05-09
You do follow and listen to the show while hating it. That is kind of weird
1 hard_to_explain 2018-05-09
I love that he read the insult but couldn't come up with a witty quip
1 userx9 2018-05-09
He can't even respond to one of the several tweets I've sent him as a fan, yet engages hate dms. Unreal.
1 overcookedbogie 2018-05-09
This person messaging Jim really is a faggot
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2018-05-09
His first line makes sense....but his second comment...how is that a miss? He dated a man who is a trans camwhore.
1 MayShoe 2018-05-09
Can someone explain the Club Soda Kenny thing with Jim? How does he justify having a bodyguard?
1 quasi100 2018-05-09
norton is a faggot in arrested development emotionally, probably stuck at the age whenever he was first molested. He needs a "big strong adult" because he can't do anything himself and idolizes "tough guys" and thinks fat fucks like Roland are "a problem".
Its why he wants strong ufc men to choke him and why he lived with his parents into his 30s. He dates 20 something "girls" because they are the closest in maturity he's legally allowed to get away with dating when really he's closer to a 10-year-old in terms of development.
It makes sense when you think of his infantile understanding of addiction and alcoholism.
1 malvin77 2018-05-09
Thank you for your service
1 CookieHaid 2018-05-09
Got 'em.
1 pitstained 2018-05-09
What Jim & Ant don't seem to understand is, anyone who is actually famous and beyond reproach do not spend their time responding to literally every single minor criticism on social media. Howard is going to be the next guest on Letterman's new hit Netflix series and these guys are getting into arguments with the likes of us. Fucking pathetic.
1 TacolasCage 2018-05-09
Jim avoids alcohol but not AIDS.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-09
Um excuse me, he's on PREP.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-09
REMINDER: If Norton implies you missed that means you struck a nerve, a very large Nordic "nerve".
1 Nuwanda84 2018-05-09
Jack and Jim went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter...Jim came down with 2.50. Ooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
1 moeboogie 2018-05-09
So most of you idiots agree with the OP? Which means that most of you have nothing better to do than this? Really? Is this how you get your entertainment?
I mean the OP didn't even say what his post topic says. He made a joke thousands of people have already made. How original.
To me if you keep telling the same joke over and over again that's as big as a fucking miss as you can get.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-05-09
What, you mean like Norton making the same DUDETRANNYCUMLMAO jokes day in, day out for the last 20 fucking years?
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-05-09
Jim was talking about marrying this "girl" frequently. Why won't he admit she's Thor? I'd you're not asking that question the sub has passed you by.
1 wicked_crayfish 2018-05-09
People used to say eventually you find out all your heroes are assholes. In the o and a universe it's you find out they are all queer.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-09
You should see the image they use of him for the Comedy Cellar Vegas website, it was James at his absolute fattest and he looks like he legitimately has down syndrome in the picture. http://www.comedycellar.com/las-vegas/
(I also don't see that place staying open more than 6 months, they already canceled almost an entire month of shows)
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-05-09
I saw that movie with my 5 year old cousin and he even thought it was shit. He said this even before I molested him
1 smallDick-Mailman 2018-05-09
I KNEW THAT WAS COMIN
1 quasi100 2018-05-09
norton is a faggot in arrested development emotionally, probably stuck at the age whenever he was first molested. He needs a "big strong adult" because he can't do anything himself and idolizes "tough guys" and thinks fat fucks like Roland are "a problem".
Its why he wants strong ufc men to choke him and why he lived with his parents into his 30s. He dates 20 something "girls" because they are the closest in maturity he's legally allowed to get away with dating when really he's closer to a 10-year-old in terms of development.
It makes sense when you think of his infantile understanding of addiction and alcoholism.