cormacMcCarthysWhore's life hack of the day: when you're accused of attacking women and children, just say "slander", so that you imply it's untrue. if you say it's an "insult", then it's true, but you're ashamed of it
Yeah everyone just totally hates onbyou for no reason Anthony, you totally weren’t arrested for domestic violence and you definitely did not say live in air that you’d enjoy fucking a 13 year old
I've seen a number of people here defend some 16-17yr olds being attractive and not necessarily making you a pedo.
But him being okay with going for 13yr olds and the 13yr-old looking "college student" with braces he liked/followed on Vine is a totally different story IMO.
Yeah. His side of the story was not that he hit her (despite evidence to the contrary) and broke her hand (for the second time in a year) and ribs but that he merelt covered her mouth to stop her from screaming [for help] and that he bit her through the hand.
He also said he was talking about it so that he could release phone records and surveillance footage that he was innocent but as far as I know, he has released nothing
You know, if Ant had just taken time to reflect on his life and enjoy his millions of dollars and home and pool and everything else he had after his firing and just stayed under the radar, I'm willing to bet that things would've unfolded a bit differently.
Opie and Jim would've signed again together back in October 2014, but with Opie having his hissy fits, Jimmy would've tried to get out of being on a show with Opie all the same. He then could've tried in 2016 to get Ant as his co-host and by then, if Ant had just stayed under the radar, Ant would probably be working back at SiriusXM again.
Of course, Ant is a crazy, angry drunkard who can't NOT be in the spotlight even for horrendous shit, so now he gets to be known as the angry loser who blew a multi-million dollar career all because twitter is a thing. To quote Howard Stern: "FUCK TWEET!!! SUCK MY DICK TWEET!!!"
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2 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-05-01
he has bad skin
1 Toss__Pot 2018-05-01
thin also
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-01
Why would you want to “shine light” on a comment that is almost 100 percent true? He was convicted in a court of law for biting Dani.
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-05-01
They almost charged Landau's wife with the same thing for trying to get in a full elevator.
1 KennethFresno 2018-05-01
He's also a self admitted pedophile on tape. So where is this slander?
1 little-pete-ferguson 2018-05-01
Again with the 'shines'- he just won't leave it alone!
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-05-01
cormacMcCarthysWhore's life hack of the day: when you're accused of attacking women and children, just say "slander", so that you imply it's untrue. if you say it's an "insult", then it's true, but you're ashamed of it
1 racemic_mixture 2018-05-01
So why isn't the first "c" in your name capitalized?
1 ManilajFive 2018-05-01
Why did Judge Holden feel the need to prey on children? Perhaps it's because they too are hairless?
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-05-01
He's the one that couldn't control his choppers......
1 BreastWood_One 2018-05-01
someone is getting a "back into obscurity you" DM soon
1 Snake_____86 2018-05-01
/u/Yaseetheo
You told the truth, though.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-01
I dunno guys it really stings being called a loser by a man that can't stop tweeting like a 16 year old girl. How will I ever recover?
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-05-01
Well, now that you're blocked, once you get back to obscurity, maybe you can sit and reflect on what you did.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-01
Prime example of a total waste of life
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-05-01
You can respond by posting all over Reddit like a totally badass 14 year old boy
1 Literal_Luke 2018-05-01
Oh look, /u/TittyMtnhighway is defending Ant again.
Haven't you been exposed enough, dude?
1 fawwkyeah 2018-05-01
Yeah everyone just totally hates onbyou for no reason Anthony, you totally weren’t arrested for domestic violence and you definitely did not say live in air that you’d enjoy fucking a 13 year old
1 Yayayasuresuresure 2018-05-01
“Hah! I did NOT say I would enjoy fucking 13 year old! I said thats as low as I’m willing to go! See? They’re delusional!”
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-05-01
Does that actually bother you? Or are you just joining in with recreational outrage?
1 thatRookie 2018-05-01
As a man, and a brother to a younger sister, yes. Yes it does.
1 Myboydahmer 2018-05-01
Stop your virtue signaling! Wanting to molest little girls is perfectly natural!
1 greggmargera 2018-05-01
That guy is a fucking prude. Even babies can consent if you baby talk dirty to them the right way.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-01
Is she hot?
1 thatRookie 2018-05-01
You dirty dog, you!
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-05-01
How old is your sister? Hopefully under 16, otherwise I can't jerk off to her.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-05-01
How old is your sister? Hopefully under 16, otherwise I can't jerk off to her.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-05-01
We know, you've defended Ant enough for us to know you love underaged kids, video games and hating women and black people.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-05-01
Oh literal faggot
1 Literal_Luke 2018-05-01
Sick burn.
1 dmix 2018-05-01
I've seen a number of people here defend some 16-17yr olds being attractive and not necessarily making you a pedo.
But him being okay with going for 13yr olds and the 13yr-old looking "college student" with braces he liked/followed on Vine is a totally different story IMO.
1 RareDistance 2018-05-01
Go get some sleep cumio. You have a day full of podcasting tomorrow
1 HookerMouth82 2018-05-01
Everyone wants to fuck that cash me ousside chick but nobody wants to admit it because we'll lose the moral high ground when it comes to Count Kumiya.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-05-01
Does that not bother you? Weird ass nigga
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-05-01
No, it doesn't. He can say anything he wants, they're just words.
1 HookerMouth82 2018-05-01
go away
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-05-01
Pekkas
1 holodog 2018-05-01
But let's be honest, the real reason people fuck with him and everyone else is because it's funny.
1 EastSideDan 2018-05-01
I noticed no denial from tranpa.
1 wifflebb 2018-05-01
Looks like targeted abuse of another person to me. Would be a shame if someone reported him.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-05-01
Get off your high schooler, Nana.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-05-01
yeah yeah yeah, Ant. WE'RE WINNING.
1 KennethFresno 2018-05-01
Bahaha this blatant and shitty unrelated misdirection. Does he realize how much more of a woman biting pedophile this makes him look like.
2 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-05-01
Greasy fuckin stoolie.
1 1475315963 2018-05-01
He does not have a $4000 gaming rig with triple monitors. He has a pre-built sitting on his coffee table with wires dangling over to a TV
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-05-01
So you haven't seen his monitors then.
1 1475315963 2018-05-01
I guess not, last I saw he had a hillbilly setup on his coffee table
1 Leofan7 2018-05-01
Yup, the whole thing looks like a brief drunken adventure through iBuyPower's configuration tool.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-05-01
Didn't this unrelenting dipshit admit himself on air that he bit her, waaaay after the court stuff had concluded?
1 TacolasCage 2018-05-01
"Self defense"
1 EastSideDan 2018-05-01
Yeah. His side of the story was not that he hit her (despite evidence to the contrary) and broke her hand (for the second time in a year) and ribs but that he merelt covered her mouth to stop her from screaming [for help] and that he bit her through the hand.
1 StraightOuttaContra 2018-05-01
He also said he was talking about it so that he could release phone records and surveillance footage that he was innocent but as far as I know, he has released nothing
1 MershComic 2018-05-01
It's almost like he's a liar who never follows through with any of his threats.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-01
he's not wrong
1 dropngo 2018-05-01
Usually you announce yourself at the start of the tweet, Ant.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-05-01
Anthony Cumia, "I DINDU NUFFIN!!"
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-01
Calls others losers
Lost 7+ figure job because he can't stop drinking.
1 Sueable 2018-05-01
Anthony got that bad drinkers face
1 Joyce_dewitt_hair 2018-05-01
But he is a woman biting, pedophile
1 JesusHDice 2018-05-01
There's so much admission of guilt in that tweet. If only an author specializing in serial killers was alive...
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-05-01
You know, if Ant had just taken time to reflect on his life and enjoy his millions of dollars and home and pool and everything else he had after his firing and just stayed under the radar, I'm willing to bet that things would've unfolded a bit differently.
Opie and Jim would've signed again together back in October 2014, but with Opie having his hissy fits, Jimmy would've tried to get out of being on a show with Opie all the same. He then could've tried in 2016 to get Ant as his co-host and by then, if Ant had just stayed under the radar, Ant would probably be working back at SiriusXM again.
Of course, Ant is a crazy, angry drunkard who can't NOT be in the spotlight even for horrendous shit, so now he gets to be known as the angry loser who blew a multi-million dollar career all because twitter is a thing. To quote Howard Stern: "FUCK TWEET!!! SUCK MY DICK TWEET!!!"
1 joeybeans12 2018-05-01
It’s not slander if it’s true.
1 Phkna1 2018-05-01
Poor lil fella needs a hug. Maybe the pissy eyed faggot should go see his mom.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-05-01
He's admitted to being a woman biting pedophile on his own shows...
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-05-01
No, it doesn't. He can say anything he wants, they're just words.