Reminder: Mel deserves to be blown. Before the fucking jacuzzi.

91  2018-04-29 by SpitItoutSocrates

51 comments

Or else he'll burn the goddamn house down

I'll bury you in the fucking rose garden!

I wonder if she ever DID fuck off to that cunt bitch Alisha?

She WAS making eyes at him

She would’ve sucked him in two seconds!

She woulda sucked him off in a minute

Ofcourse she was, handsome devil looks

You just know Oksana's relationship with that other whore was damaged after that line.

I deserve to be blown before Death Note.

They don’t em like Mel anymore.

GIMME BACK MY SON

Little pissy pants tattle tale

After Hacksaw Ridge I agree

Mel Gibson did nothing wrong. Every point he made was valid.

Completely railroaded.

He is a resilient mother fucker, he always comes back.

He had the Jew rant, then he made Passion of the Christ and Apacalypto , made massive $$$...

Then the Oksana tapes happened, he lays low, makes Hacksaw Ridge. Fucking great movie. $$$$ Cha Ching

Mel is Hollywood invincible, even if they try to blacklist him.

Passion of the Christ and Apacalypto came before the jew "rant" but otherwise an accurate account of what happened.

Hollywood didn't make Mel. He became famous via Australian cinema in Mad Max and Gallipoli. When he transitioned to Hollywood everything he starred in was fun box office popcorn gold (Lethal Weapon, Ransom, Hamlet). Everything he directed was critical gold (Braveheart, Passion, Apocalypto).

After the "scandals" he laid low and self-funded Hacksaw Ridge. He cast great right-wing actors like Vaughn, Garfield, and Worthington. He was suppressed by the critics and the Oscars but still made it a box office smash and the best movie of 2016.

Mel Gibson is our guy forever and always.

Thanks for correcting my timeline, don't want to be fake news.

1/3 of your timeline was correct.

Nice timeline, stupid.

Mel Gibson for president

He has a lot of shekels.

I am sure he can get back the confidence of Abrahams flock.

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I still want that Viking-movie from him they were talking about years ago. That pussy ass faggot, Di Caprio decided to not do the role because he's a fag.

It would be better without him anyway, he's not a believable tough guy. He's good playing rich pussies like he did in Wolf of Wall Street or Django.

Garfield and Worthington are right wing actors? Not saying they aren’t just didn’t know.

She makes him want to SMOKE. She fucked HIS DAY UP. She cares about no one BUT HERSELF

All valid points and concerns.

Also she needs to be smiling otherwise it doesn't count

I also hope she gets raped by a pack of niggers

Well, it'd be her fault, that much we know.

He's done nothing but he NICE TO HER

What?... WHAT?!

YOU. FUCKING. CUNT!

You gotta figure, if Mel was THAT furious, and so completely hung-up on not getting blown, you know Osanka must suck a MEAN Dick!

She must put Hoover to shame.......

Of course she does. Her dead eyes and emotionless Russian face don't change expression as she deep throats cock to the hilt. She made Mel Gibson lose his mind after 2 decades of mediocre sex with his humdrum Catholic wife. She must have milked his prick but good.

I have plenty of energy to come over there, all right? ...AND I WILL!!!!!!!

I feel like this is probably the most important reminder that this sub has had in a long time.

I think the biggest question is, How much did she pay for those fakers!?

Why, I’d say she might be a glum cunt!

Look at your outfit bitch, Mel won't stand for that anymore. Your dress was provocative!

Crazy to think this was up for debate

Personal Honours

Academy Award Best Director, 1996

Academy Award Best Picture, 1996

Golden Globe Best Director, 1996

Best Recognizer of Fakers, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017,

That dumb cunt just acting clueless the whole time because she knew she was recording. Instead of setting up Mel, she should have just smiled and blew him.

And lest we forget:

His daughter is im-por-tant!

Never forget

I'd rather be blown after the jacuzzi so I have something looking fardwardtoo later. But this is Mel, he could say blow me a at three stool while having a Long Island ice tea then smash it on her head to signify he's done and for her

Also a reminder: Oksana was glum AND fickle

You know our sub is suffering when unfunny hack shit like this is on the top of the front page.

Thank you for your input, king of comedy

I'm letting you fly now, Cunt!

Fly away!

'When a bitch can get you to sound like Macho man..'

Well, yea, but who'd disagree with that?

The raped by a pack of niggers seems to me to be the best/most controversial thing he said. Doesn't get enough credit for that one imo.

There's literally nothing better than these tapes, he was so fucking enraged.