Opie rented a Tesla and pretended someone was wooing him for his services. He also staged a contract signing for Westwood One
226 2018-04-25 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK
What's his next move? Printing up fake stock certificates to brag about the stock options Netflix is offering him? Posting photos of his double mastectomy and claiming CBS Radio paid for it? Dying alone, divorced, estranged from his kids with no money?
84 comments
1 Dennyislife 2018-04-25
He's trying to troll the trollers but it only makes him look dumb in front of his own dwindling fanbase.
I think its time cake stomp got linked with Westwood one. They can then come out and confirm he's not with them.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-04-25
Cake stomp? How about roland shiting in a private stall while Opie secretly films him stomp?
1 Dennyislife 2018-04-25
Cake stomp has more viral appeal.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-04-25
Youre not wrong.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-04-25
It's not like Opie is going to work at their building and be a HR problem. He likely has to get his own studio and shit
1 Jungies 2018-04-25
Exactly - who wants to watch Roland shit?!?
1 Icon_Crash 2018-04-25
Roland shitting is literal more viral.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-04-25
Were ya looking for vile?
1 breadmoccasin 2018-04-25
No. Normal people would see a gross fat zit of a human being on the toilet and immediately close the window.
With a homeless person, people will watch out of guilt and pity.
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-04-25
Not if you leave out the gender and go vague:
"Newest Westworld entertainer was fired from previous job for filming a coworker in the bathroom"
That screams creepy guy filming a girl's bathroom.
1 assreaper 2018-04-25
Opie's a robot and schizznic
1 Hanarable 2018-04-25
Where is that video I’ve never seen it
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-04-25
If you offered Sherrod what Opie pays him per show, I gurantee he would sell him out and give it to you.
1 Lish_fips89 2018-04-25
How about a mashup?
1 -EmhyrVarEmreis- 2018-04-25
"ME: Joke's on you, I was only pretending to be retarted"
1 SkepticSloth 2018-04-25
Yeah, he'd definitely misspell "retarded".
1 -EmhyrVarEmreis- 2018-04-25
Nice grammar, stupid.
1 SwollenPeckas 2018-04-25
Where ever this goes, it's sure to be entertaining. Opie desperately fighting to stay relevant and being unemployed is everything I could have hoped for. Hopefully this ends with a vague tweet, something like 'It's been fun, thanks to everyone for the support.' And his body found floating the next morning in the Hudson River.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-04-25
Tits up, as it were.
1 jtormeyx 2018-04-25
With his luck he would survive the fall.
2 just_a_mean_person 2018-04-25
His breasts would cushion the impact.
1 ok_to_sink 2018-04-25
Like two islands poking up in the ocean
1 kingship75 2018-04-25
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lixDK_tMEhE
1 brash860 2018-04-25
I just got hurt from laughing at that, thank you
1 RacistPigeon 2018-04-25
I now know what I’m jerking off to tonight
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-04-25
probably that last thing you said
1 RacistPigeon 2018-04-25
It’s in my daily prayers
1 Teppler832 2018-04-25
Opie needs a new edge. His radio DJ crap was finished in the late 90s. Something fresh. He already has giant tits. What if he just fully transitioned into a woman? He would get a new audience over night and be relevant again. He could be as dramatic and whiny as he wants to be and he could actually get support for it.
1 XenusWingman 2018-04-25
I think make believe Edge is available.
1 RacistPigeon 2018-04-25
He needs to slide a new steel edge across his throat while applying maximum pressure
1 TanCiera420 2018-04-25
Joe Cumia dresses up as the Edge
1 Anarox 2018-04-25
The trans community would shun him
1 ballpitpredator 2018-04-25
this is scorch-level self-promotion.
1 1475315963 2018-04-25
Scorch has managed to be less embarrassing than Opie's current trajectory, which I didn't think was possible
1 Icon_Crash 2018-04-25
When Scorch says he's in a Hollywood movie, he's at least an extra. When Scorch says he's gone world-wide, there's at least a chance someone with an IP address from outside the USA clicked on one of his videos.
With Opie, it's just all bullshit.
1 chronik-skitzi 2018-04-25
Nobody takes it to the levels that Scorch takes it Scorch is God
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-04-25
Someone should contact Westwood One pretending to be a reporter asking to confirm if Opie is employed or on contract to provide content for the network. Not me, but someone.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-04-25
I've got an email into their advertising department:
https://imgur.com/a/ep647bD
1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-04-25
How long before Joe Cumia tweets some mysterious threat to “Mr Allensworth”, as if he’s managed to dox another enemy in this subreddit
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-04-25
My email address is at vspiralmarketing.com. I work in sales. Step into my office, Joe!
1 Literal_Luke 2018-04-25
You using a VPN? Cuz if not, and you sent that through Westwood One's website, it doesn't matter what fake email you put there, they have your IP address now. Whether they even want it or not.
1 Anarox 2018-04-25
GOT ANOTHER ONE KIDS
nobody looks him in the eyes
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-04-25
Lord's work my friend.
1 DaveNone 2018-04-25
Dear Sirs,
I am interested to know if you are employing Gregg "Opie" Hughes as a podcaster on our network. I am a reporter for the Daily Iowan and we are interested to know if he will be on the air again soon.
Sincerely,
ShitLord CuntDick Esq.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-04-25
Hell fuckin yeah dude
1 Awkawardsilence 2018-04-25
"Niche audience". Nice one.
1 Bibimbap4211 2018-04-25
Is niche French for “no”?
1 Awkawardsilence 2018-04-25
Non.
1 herpacin 2018-04-25
I got a canned response that they do not comment on deals in progress nor imaginary deals. They also suggested I promptly go fuck myself.
1 deebojones 2018-04-25
Niche market. Nice.
1 hoohootellemkeith 2018-04-25
"figuring it out" "ramping up" "getting the pieces in place" are all buzzwords of a true professional, so I tend to believe him.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-04-25
Opie thought his show was green lit, but the production is blue sky .
1 Outofthefuckingblue 2018-04-25
There are many moving parts to unpack in this fluid atmosphere.
1 soothinginfluence 2018-04-25
Everything he tweets is always 100% real and not made up in a transparent attempt to get a contract advantage.
EVERYTHING
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2018-04-25
I have gone months without the name Opie entering my brain. Good times we live in.
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-04-25
I actually have NO opportunities currently. Jokes on YOU! HaAhaHahAhaHa - ThE oPSTEr
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-25
He signed with Breastwood Zilch
1 anodyne01 2018-04-25
We heard you
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-04-25
when did I say that twice here?
1 CheeseSocks 2018-04-25
Opie will rise from the ashes as a giant poop Phoenix of failure.
1 HappensHappen 2018-04-25
Opie doing a live read of your post:
“A giant poop...puh ho ennix.”
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-04-25
I tried tweeting at him to ask where he was at with the Westwood One deal. He actually blocked me.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-04-25
Sounds like a fucking fantastic outcome! Hear, Hear!
1 Anarox 2018-04-25
Opie is trying to catch me if you can the radio biz but he's failing miserably
1 joomommyhappy 2018-04-25
Yeah, but he's really sticking it to the haters with his continued unemployment.
1 Anarox 2018-04-25
He's going to end up making fake sound boards in Poland
1 thatskelp 2018-04-25
Nobody wants to catch him though.
1 Awkawardsilence 2018-04-25
That's the bit, you DOPE!
1 Woodaby 2018-04-25
Slight Correction: Opie rented a Tesla and took pictures of it in front of the beach house he pretended to own. He's a sad heavy breasted failure.
1 Skip4play 2018-04-25
Probably rented it to take the trip to that failure of an appearance on Wease show. It was around that same time.
1 Billyassman 2018-04-25
Fake his own kidnapping,and then kill himself.
1 Leofan7 2018-04-25
Ah the old Lindbergh baby method.
1 thatRookie 2018-04-25
"The Puppet master".
1 jofreal 2018-04-25
He should carve a swastika in his head and claim he was jumped and assaulted by a roving pack of Neo Nazis.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-04-25
I actually think Opie is the biggest liar of them all. Ant has to lie to avoid prosecution and Jim because he's so in denial, but Opie just lies for zero good reason.
1 Skip4play 2018-04-25
What funnier is he thinks people believe him but its too obvious. Just he just ends up being an awkward,one upping, try hard.
1 tomj 2018-04-25
He did all of this for the eleven legitimate followers he has on twitter.
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-04-25
Ant gave him the only good offer he's gotten and he shit on it. Like a emotional woman, he let his feelings get in the way of his $.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-04-25
There was this guy a few years ago who every day, pretended to be a high paid researcher in the medical field.
Instead, he would drive under a bridge and read medical magazines to keep his wits sharp.
He would loan money from his friends and family, under the false pretense of a long term investment, to pay for his bourgeois lifestyle.
He eventually got cornered by people asking for their money back and decided to get a rifle, murder his parents, his wife and kids, set fire to his home and swallow the shotgun.
He woke up.
Opie's future ?
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-04-25
Got any more info for that story? Sounds pretty interesting
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-04-25
Here's the real story. It differs a bit from what I told, which is the movie version.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Romand
1 Nulltor 2018-04-25
Opie rules
1 Ona75 2018-04-25
More like a Westwood ZERO!!!
1 Leofan7 2018-04-25
CBS Radio? He past. It's all Entercom, now.
1 mateowanna 2018-04-25
He needs to exit the business. Good God. How am I still hearing about what Opie is doing. Opie is the worse.
1 mateowanna 2018-04-25
Hilarious story. Wow
1 chris2webby 2018-04-25
he should go on Konnan's podcast Keeping It 100 and be put on the Disco List
1 DinduMcNuffins 2018-04-25
doesn't he have many millions of dollars? why not just go south and buy a house and live happily ever after? i don't understand
1 CallForFires 2018-04-25
Kurt Cobain is one of Opie's idols. He has said of Cobain many times how he liked that Cobain went out at the peak of his career instead of fading away pathetically.
Opie is the guy who always wanted that viral video and never got it. Remember his idea of giving away thousands of dollars if you got one of those dollar bills with that he signed or had a special number on it? NOBODY cared. He threw some hockey tickets out of a car window on video and one local tv station played it. All those catchphrases he tried to get going? Oh God they were so cringy. "Big boy got the big bat today!" after every joke he made. It lasted a day when neither Anthony or Jim would acknowledge how awful it was.
I think he's one of those guys that never got the attention he believed he deserved. To fade away as a guy streaming his sushi meals with 8 people watching must kill him inside. Any one else would just say fuck it, I'm going to enjoy being a millionaire and retired.
1 WillyCosby 2018-04-25
Fucking Bobo is more in demand than Opie
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-04-25
Haha look at his twitter!!!! His banner picture is a link to the opieradio website shop. He doesnt even have a show or anything to sell merch for, getting desperate huh? What a pathetic idiot
1 Belchides 2018-04-25
Embarrassing.
1 EugeneGrimgold 2018-04-25
Surely whatever company was willing to give him a fucking Tesla was more enthusiastic about him than WestWood One is, the fact that they haven't even teased his show is really suspicious, wasn't Opie's SiriusXM contract up the October right need when he got fired? theres no way he's under a gag order from Sirius like Erock has insinuated he is.
If Opie really was offered a Tesla from another company he is a fool for not taking that offer, just that offer shows some respect and excitement for his brand which WestWood One clearly doesn't have nor would any other channel or network.
1 XenusWingman 2018-04-25
I think make believe Edge is available.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-04-25
It's not like Opie is going to work at their building and be a HR problem. He likely has to get his own studio and shit
1 RacistPigeon 2018-04-25
He needs to slide a new steel edge across his throat while applying maximum pressure
1 TanCiera420 2018-04-25
Joe Cumia dresses up as the Edge
1 Anarox 2018-04-25
The trans community would shun him
1 kingship75 2018-04-25
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lixDK_tMEhE
1 Jungies 2018-04-25
Exactly - who wants to watch Roland shit?!?