Once Jimmy finally went over to Europe, he fell in love with a most-enchanting blonde Norwegian lady and is probably going to marry her...

Never be close-minded! It only limits you...

For someone as open minded as he is about genitalia you would think he'd be up for some international cuisine.

He isn't that picky with food though, whether you have brown, white or even yellow sauce, he loves it all...

He loves Norwegian sausage

he is up for some international cuisine, if you count nordic man ass

Mmm her panties smell devine

I do

”Pfft! What’re ‘ya talkin’ about?…I’m sti^ll funny”

a most-enchanting blonde Norwegian lady

Norwegian lady

lady

He's not close minded, he went to Brazil with Patrice to fuck child prostitutes

Us Europeans: Your stand-up is embarrassingly weak for having done it 20+ yrs. Ppl are literally only coming to your shows because of O&A. Oh and btw: No one gets over your blinking, self-conscious horrible acting, mr deleted scenes.

Jim has no natural curiosity to explore & discovery new things, he’s no different than an agoraphobic weirdo. He is like 6th grade boy who is only comfortable in familiar surrounding with familiar people. This 6th grade mentality also is the reason why he’s broadened his taste in music, it’s the reason he doesn’t keep up with current events/news like most adults & finally it’s the reason his standup or career has never improved or evolved. He should try to act like a man bust to see how it feels.

Just imagine being a girl and he tries to get in your pants, blinking away with his deprecating tranny humor, your pussy would be drier than Opie's invisible wife

Hahaa,, I never pictured that until now. Yea what must that be like being a woman alone with sickly looking Jim & looking into those spastically blinking eyes. It must be frightening for a girl, I imagine if I was in her shoes I’d be thinking either this guy is gonna kill me, rape me or give me Aids.

It must be frightening for a girl

"girl"

this guy is gonna kill me, rape me or give me Aids

or and

You know what I’m saying & why dissect my post, what are you a teacher or something? Also, if I see you & you appear to female but we’re born a male but prefer being called a girl, what do I give a fuck. I’ll call her/him a girl why would I give fuck, I got a life to live. I laugh at the people down south taking up this cause like it’s some new phenomenon, I’ve seen shemale on the streets my whole 34 years on earth.

You know what I’m saying & why dissect my post, what are you a teacher or something?

I'm just riffin'.

Also, if I see you & you appear to female but we’re born a male but prefer being called a girl, what do I give a fuck. I’ll call her/him a girl why would I give fuck, I got a life to live.

Nobody asked.

I’ve seen shemales on the streets my whole 34 years on earth.

Have ya?

Yea, had relatives great aunts & uncles in & around little Italy & the Village & I remember visiting them as a little kid & we’d see trannies or cross dressers once in awhile which me & all my brothers & cousins thought was hilarious. We didn’t have anything like that in my neighborhood in Brooklyn. Btw I’m just riffing too brotherman.

I’m just riffing too brotherman. I completely misconstrued your post & I have no business posting on this sub right now, I’m buzzed up out with some friends at the bar & I’ve been ignoring all of them & instead fucin round on O&A sub trying to post my nonsense on my phone in a packed bar. I should have my head examined.

He is so disturbing that he pushed Chelsea Peretti away from dating white guys and into the arms of a black dude.

Jim has no natural curiosity to explore & discovery new things, he’s no different than an agoraphobic weirdo.

Which is why it's so strange he's been paired with that daredevil adventurer Sam Roberts.

It’s like the modern day Odd Couple, in more ways than one.

As an agoraphobic weirdo, please don't lump me in with the likes of Norton.

Yeah, but....raging bull. Am I right?

Yeah I remember that.

I don't know what's more annoying, a manchild who's angry at a continent because he's scared of leaving his comfort zone, or Norton after he does go to Europe and believes himself more worldly for it.

I know its not directly related, but this reminds me of when Jimmy got back from his tour of Australia, and he was saying: "People say Australian girls like American guys, but it's bullshit. Bullshit."

Uhh, no Jim. It's that every girl on Earth has standards, and you don't meet them. I happen to be a Yank who has a thing for Aussie chicks--but it doesn't mean I'm gonna climb into bed with a "3" who happens to be from down under.

That's what you are, Jim...you're a 3 to most women. Your money bumps you up to a "tolerable" 6, tops. But don't pretend like everyone lied to you about your chances in Australia just because Aussie girls don't wanna have sex with a Gollum/Popeye-armed troll like you.

He takes a drug called prep which allows him to get fucked in the ass without a condom and then he wonders why women won't touch him

'Women' touch him.

Reminds me of how he says all Philly girls are garbage because a couple of them blew him off.

Or he "loves UFC" because one of the greatest captains in Yankees history would rather take a picture with a broad than Jim Norton.

Lakers, Cowboys, Yankees, Norton really picks the underdog huh?

Lakers, cowboys, yankees

This alone is enough for me to hate his fucking guts even if all of his other qualities were redeeming.

This alone is enough for me to hate his fucking guts even if all of his other qualities were redeeming.

He's that girl in your office that always wins the Super Bowl pool, or who comes with the guys for happy hour to "watch the game" and has no idea what is going on but cheers along anyway because she's "such a big fan".

He knows nothing about those sports, only that he thinks, as a man, he should like them, and he picks "safe" teams to be a fan of.

He won't know what 3b means

Aside from being occasionally slutty, I don't understand the people of aussie girls.

Honestly, I just like their accents.

Physically Australian girls are what American girls would look like if they didn't eat their feelings.

I'm a sucker for their accents and blatant racism.

AY NAYE

fuckin abbos!

The thing where he got indignant about a 20 year old college student thinking he was old and gross really struck a nerve with me. Think it was posted here recently.

Even Ant knows he's ugly and at least tries to fix it, even if the result reminds us all of the spackle part from Death Becomes Her (How's that for a movie reference Antnee?)

Jim, just accept who you are and stop trying to be a 24 year old MMA fighter with who you fuck dude. Stay with the tranny if you want, but you're (more) intolerable when you're trying to attract a human female. Be the angry guy who doesn't care.

The thing where he got indignant about a 20 year old college student thinking he was old and gross really struck a nerve with me.

It did with me as well; if I may swallow my pride, its because I used to react to such rejections exactly like Jim did--except I was in my early/mid 20s.

Now I just calmly accept that I'll be a lifelong bachelor, and put my energy into other things that interest me. I'll never understand why Jim can't do just that. He can't find a normal hobby like chess or making model cities out of matchsticks? His need to be with a woman is cringe-inducing to me, but I may have high-functioning autism/aspd so maybe that's why relationships just don't make sense to me.

(I'm saying that so if any of y'all are desperate after being single a while, you won't think I'm insulting you--I'm not. Only trying to illustrate my Michael Myers brain causes me to not understand certain aspects of socialization)

It's not that he needs to be with a woman, it's that he needs women in their early fucking 20s to be attracted to him.

I happen to be a Yank who has a huge thing for Aussie chicks

Yeah? Do you like it when they go steeck ya deeck in me cunt AYE NAYYYE ~man-burps loudly~

Add in obesity, alcoholism and 3rd wave feminism and thats your typical Aussie chick.

Popeye -armed what are you taking about. For as long time he says he has been working out his arms should be way bigger. Jim uses the 3 pound weights while he walks . Just like my grandmother

Norton kisses members like they're royalty.

A little too clever for Chip.

Almost as bad as when he booted Norm so he could salivate over some UFC fighter

If Norton had a real fanbase there he probably would want to go there

He left out a few other uninterested continents.

Bill Burr with a moment of prescience @ 45:09: "Oh my god, just to see Jimmy climbing on top of one of those 9 foot tall Scandinavian women..."

Well he got the Scandinavian part right.

Another example of how this Faggot has always been a retarded Ignorant Fuck.

I agree with him on a surface level, but the truth is he didnt know how to cater exactly specifically to them personally

this infuriated me the first time i heard it, so the fact that hes been over here now and had the time of his stupid life only makes me all the more sick.

I tend to fall on the same side of this issue and can’t stand high-brow travel-philia (shut it, you just like not having to go to work and being on vacation).

However, Norton is now causing me to nuance that view with his deadpan, play dumb, goth-kids-from-South Park “I just don’t see any appeal to Europe. People are all just being conformists by going there.”

My apologies, I did not articulate myself clearly. I was, in fact, shitting on him for being an 8th-grade style contrarian. I can see how that may have been unclear.

Jim planning a vacation

He really just sticks to his comfort zones. He is the only comedian from the entire O&A universe to never come near this part of Canada.

I actually like when he used to take a bad angle and try to defend it.

Oh, he's just completely insecure. I only turn into travel-shy jimmy if somebody asks me to go to Columbia.

Apart from the crazy hot women its a shithole and will get shot or mugged as soon as the plane hits the tarmac. Zero interest in going.

Yeah Jimmy is afraid to fly to New Hampshire let alone Western Europe, let alone any 3rd world country.

It’s why he always has Kenny with him. He’s a scared little boy.

yeah, this was a low moment. He thinks EU lacks the resources to listen. He might have thought that because no one from europe ever called in, he did not have fans.. At that time he had no experience, but 6 years later he came over and loved it... Maybe he was just trying to be funny about it??

Hopped in at 34:36 to hate Ignorant Jimmy. Wound up listening to the entire vid. Burrs DeRosa story and being a moron in Europe cracked me up. Ant doing an old Easy E impression around 50 minutes in gave me an honest laugh too.

Asshole tastes like asshole world wide gents, always remember that

Who gives a shot? Our fucking President hates Europe. You guys don't have shit better to post about?

It's always nice to see commentary from TheHIVRapist. That's someone you can trust.

You're clearly a douchebag.

The inane level of stupidity he reveals each day is astounding.

Jim Norton’s attitude towards Europe seemed very typical of the mouth breathing retards that live in the Midwest who have never traveled outside of Oklahoma.

No desire to go there other than big norwegian cock

The ONLY reason he kept going to Europe in the past year or 2 was strictly tranny related. That's it, nothing else.

Europeans really are faggots, though. USA USA USA