BUCKS COUNTY, Pa. (CBS) – A father has been found guilty of murder in connection with a 2017 car crash that left his son dead.
Authorities say Christopher Kuhn, 28, of Hamilton, New Jersey, was fleeing Walmart after allegedly stealing $228 worth of merchandise on Oct. 3.
According to the Bucks County District’s Attorney’s Office, by the time police arrived at the Walmart, Kuhn had gotten in his Jeep and was driving away with his son in the vehicle.
According to investigators, Kuhn ran a red light, t-boned another car, which then crashed into a third vehicle at Levittown Parkway and Bristol Pike. His son was ejected into the roadway. Authorities say he was never strapped into a seatbelt.

Credit: (CBS3)
Kuhn ran away after the crash, police said, pausing to look at his injured son on the roadway before fleeing. Officers ran after Kuhn, catching and arresting him, while others tended to the toddler.
The boy was taken to Lower Bucks Hospital, where he was pronounced dead. No one else suffered serious injuries in the accident.
Prosecutors say toxicology reports show Oxycontin and marijuana were in the man’s system at the time of the crash. Authorities say Kuhn was also driving with a suspended New Jersey driver’s license.
On Wednesday, Kuhn was found guilty of murder.
A sentencing date has not yet been announced.
You won't even be able to get that much back from the fence, either. So basically the real dollar value (if we're being generous) should be about half that.
If only. Prosecution withdrew the DUI 1st offense only to fuck him with a DUI 2nd or 3rd offense. Not that he cares about one of the misdemeanor add on charges. He was just convicted of murder after all.
So what? The baby was already conceived. Nothing was stopping him from growing into a healthy and happy human being except your murderous intent and unwillingness to deal with the easily foreseeable consequences to your freely chosen actions. You godless whore.
Yeah, by definition, that seems to be manslaughter. Him fleeing the scene and not tending to his son is probably what caused the "murder" sentencing though, I would assume.
but the thing I’m not sure about: was he attempting to flee with the soundbar in his car, or did he leave it at Walmart after being confronted by the security guard? If it’s the former, then yeah, him driving recklessly was part of him trying to get away the felony of stealing the soundbar. But if he abandoned his attempts to steal the soundbar...was he still in the process of committing a felony?
Good questions. It seems he left the soundbar behind, but perhaps that doesn’t negate the act itself? I’m not sure, I’ll have to look at the docket sheet again to see, and ask my Philly lawyer friend. Maybe it was one of the other charges?
It would be a crime if an actual cop caught him trying to steal the soundbar and he was running away from the cop. But if a Walmart security guard catches you, and relinquish control of the merchandise, I don’t think he has any authority to detain you.
I'm no lawyer, but judging by the fact that he was charged with murder, I'm going to guess that yes he was still in the process of committing multiple felonies.
The felony could've also been related to the flight from the store; like he t-boned another car while on the run and then left the scene of a serious accident. That could be a couple felonies right there unrelated to the theft. And he acted recklessly by not buckling the kid in so that should meet all the elements of the offense for murder.
It seems to me that what Pennsylvania calls "third degree murder" would be called manslaughter in most other common law systems. I think it's just semantics.
I still think the THC in his system is bullshit, and likely irrelevant to what he did. It stays in your system for weeks and doesn’t mean he was intoxicated at the time of the crime. That said, justice was served today.
Good point, I’m ashamed I wrote that. I could kid myself and say that I was joking, but it was a blatant DUDE WEED thing to interject on this occasion.
If he was blazed, he probably wouldn’t have panicked so hard about his attempted shoplifting, he probably got really paranoid and thought he was about to be followed/chased and floored it out of the parking lot. So maybe weed paranoia was actually the cause of this lol
If the state has a death penalty they should have a voluntary death penalty. This case is a certain shade of grey even though kuhn is obviously a scumbag
I can't imagine why anyone would steal anything not worth at least a year's salary or whatever money you'd easily make if you "did the time". It's beyond comprehension, even not counting the kid issue.
Hold on, hold on. AsunaKirito4Ever from the reddits says... "In pursuit... of better... sound quality all he... uh... all he was left with was........ a flat mirror... err uh sorry minor" haha, AsunaKirito4Ever from reddit, thank you brother.
I noticed that he was 27 when he was was apprehended That means he had to have his b'day party in the clink. That means instead of having cake and presents and maybe a clown; you get tied to your bunk bed and anally raped 28 times.
I had the same thought, then I remembered he's black. He's already checked off a few boxes like having a kid and being imprisoned before he's 30, hopefully we can add dead before 50.
Very late to this one, but I spent the whole afternoon giggling like an idiot to myself about it like I did Anthony retweeting that screencap of the African dancers funeral.
I’d like to think I’ll be around this sub by 2075 when he is released, but hopefully we’ll both be dead by then and it won’t require much effort to ignore him.
Well, one day Christopher caught wind of Joseph Cumia and his terrible band 2U who are a cover band of the almost as terrible U2 playing at an establishment in his hometown.
u/killakuhn decided to notify the bar owner of accusations against Joe for a long list of things including
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I will extend those so they're easier for our sausage fingers to click!
The panic and worry I've felt over things way smaller. Like, being pulled over and having forgot my license at home or something stupid.
Getting caught in a lie, or just whatever.
I can only imagine the forehead sweat and panic that set in when his kid flew from the window and he was standing there dealing with all of that and the trouble he was in.
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Yeah, by definition, that seems to be manslaughter. Him fleeing the scene and not tending to his son is probably what caused the "murder" sentencing though, I would assume.
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1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-28
BUCKS COUNTY, Pa. (CBS) – A father has been found guilty of murder in connection with a 2017 car crash that left his son dead. Authorities say Christopher Kuhn, 28, of Hamilton, New Jersey, was fleeing Walmart after allegedly stealing $228 worth of merchandise on Oct. 3. According to the Bucks County District’s Attorney’s Office, by the time police arrived at the Walmart, Kuhn had gotten in his Jeep and was driving away with his son in the vehicle.
According to investigators, Kuhn ran a red light, t-boned another car, which then crashed into a third vehicle at Levittown Parkway and Bristol Pike. His son was ejected into the roadway. Authorities say he was never strapped into a seatbelt.
 Credit: (CBS3)
Kuhn ran away after the crash, police said, pausing to look at his injured son on the roadway before fleeing. Officers ran after Kuhn, catching and arresting him, while others tended to the toddler. The boy was taken to Lower Bucks Hospital, where he was pronounced dead. No one else suffered serious injuries in the accident. Prosecutors say toxicology reports show Oxycontin and marijuana were in the man’s system at the time of the crash. Authorities say Kuhn was also driving with a suspended New Jersey driver’s license. On Wednesday, Kuhn was found guilty of murder. A sentencing date has not yet been announced.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-28
Lmao I love how they keep hammering the 'killed his son for 228 bucks' angle
1 terpin 2018-03-28
You won't even be able to get that much back from the fence, either. So basically the real dollar value (if we're being generous) should be about half that.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-28
Allegedly. The theft is still alleged.
1 CommanderCock 2018-03-28
Not alleged anymore.
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-28
lol where'd you get this?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-03-28
Public record
1 CommanderCock 2018-03-28
Pennsylvania Unified Judicial System
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-28
Thanks.
Is it sad that I pretty much knew his docket number by heart?
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-28
Yes
1 holodog 2018-03-28
But the good news is, he beat the DUI!
1 homerj123 2018-03-28
And his kid beat having to play "Gotcha nose" with that melted crayon.
1 CommanderCock 2018-03-28
If only. Prosecution withdrew the DUI 1st offense only to fuck him with a DUI 2nd or 3rd offense. Not that he cares about one of the misdemeanor add on charges. He was just convicted of murder after all.
1 DildoRenter 2018-03-28
Two out of three ain't bad.
1 xyniphis 2018-03-28
They hit him with everything. The failure to stop at a red charge seems like overkill
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-03-28
That's how the white man operates.
1 BaggySpandex 2018-03-28
They listed his race as black? SJW’s will bring this to light and force a retrial.
1 HappensHappen 2018-03-28
Cop nudges Qaden with the toe of his shoe.
"You alright?"
1 thellimist 2018-03-28
"nah"
1 holodog 2018-03-28
OH LAWDY I'S IN POWERFUL TROUBLE! FEETS DON'T FAILS ME NOW!
1 PaintedPicture 2018-03-28
Did he think he could just run away from this?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-03-28
Clearly, you've never watched an episode of "COPS".
1 Bams_seed 2018-03-28
Motherfucker!
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-28
At least he waited to murder his child until it was born, not murder it in mothers womb, like you did.
1 Bams_seed 2018-03-28
😢 i was 5 weeks preg ok
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-28
Life begins at conception.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-03-28
Life ends at intersection
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-28
It is rhymes, so it must be true.
1 pool-is-closed 2018-03-28
Damn.
1 GiygasFetus 2018-03-28
got a nigga
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-03-28
'sribs
1 StuntPeckah 2018-03-28
hurtin' tah-DAY!
1 Cumia_Box 2018-03-28
CRICKETS
1 BabyDinosaur3 2018-03-28
ME: Vurry good! You get line of the day!
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-28
yikes
1 Bams_seed 2018-03-28
Yeah i know i have to pass the billboard that tells me that every day.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-28
Further proof you people can't be educated
1 1475315963 2018-03-28
and for you it was all downhill from there
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-03-28
Leave u/Bams_seed alone: It's not her fault that she's a FUCKING GODDAMN WHOOORE!!
jkjk
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-28
I was the dad. It was for the best.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-03-28
So what? The baby was already conceived. Nothing was stopping him from growing into a healthy and happy human being except your murderous intent and unwillingness to deal with the easily foreseeable consequences to your freely chosen actions. You godless whore.
1 Bams_seed 2018-03-28
I like to think it would have been a girl 😢 believe me i dont feel good about it
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-03-28
Well, it's a good thing everyone here knows about it then. This place is known for it's soft touch.
1 Bams_seed 2018-03-28
Yall have counseled me through domestic violence and psychosis i love you
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-03-28
Pfft. I opened up about a fatal accident, this sub counseled me that it was my fault.
1 Bams_seed 2018-03-28
Me getting beat up was totally my fault too dont worry
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-03-28
I haven't seen those posts but you do come across as "wordie".
How old would your innocent child be by now?
1 TriangleDimes 2018-03-28
Let it go faggot.
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-03-28
Jeez it was just some good natured ribbin!
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-28
was it?
1 thrillated 2018-03-28
Because it totally was your fault.
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-28
fuck you
1 jjoharanyc1 2018-03-28
Username checks out.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-03-28
well if you’re repentant it’s ok. you are absolved alwright
1 age_of_cage 2018-03-28
You like to think? Sounds to me as though you do feel good about it, you sadistic baby smiting heathen.
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-28
good
1 two_perrcent 2018-03-28
Life is hard and scary. God understands.
1 SteakSauce66 2018-03-28
You did the right thing.
1 strappingyoungladdie 2018-03-28
Nobody that posts here should ever procreate.
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-28
baby killing asshole
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-03-28
oh good lord
1 anonimescu 2018-03-28
Do we really need another spawn from a schizophrenic single black mother?
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-28
she's black? In that case, congratulations on your abortion /u/Bams_seed
1 1475315963 2018-03-28
/r/opieandanthony is strictly pro-life
1 all_copacetic 2018-03-28
Imagine if we'd all been aborted! There'd be no one left in the world to shut down Anthony Cumia's twitter account.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-28
You got OJ in ‘95. Let us have this one.
1 pool-is-closed 2018-03-28
Is this the intersection you want to die on?
1 Bams_seed 2018-03-28
I stand with killakuhn
http://imgur.com/HmfhqsW
1 OutlawMemer 2018-03-28
I knew I was right to worry for Bams_seedling. :(
1 thrillated 2018-03-28
I keep telling you guys that this bitch is nuts, but you are distracted by her pussy, tits and asshole.
1 OutlawMemer 2018-03-28
Tits that atrocious aren't all that distracting.
1 pool-is-closed 2018-03-28
Damn. I hope this nose craze doesn't catch on.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-03-28
I hope it becomes a trendy Facebook profile pic banner
1 PaintedPicture 2018-03-28
Welp, i know my next Halloween costume.
1 HerpDerpen 2018-03-28
That's in bad taste even for us. lol.
1 plane2nowhere 2018-03-28
Surprise suprise
1 crookedmile 2018-03-28
Whoop Whoop!
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-03-28
Bail set at 5 million?
Alright fellow panera employees, buckle down!
1 insertclevereference 2018-03-28
Well, he was driving suspended.
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-28
The video associated with this article is very old. That bail was set when he was initially arrested, not after this trial.
1 commissarjb 2018-03-28
Well, the charities I donate to monthly are going to take a hit, but anything for one of our own.
1 strappingyoungladdie 2018-03-28
A Kuhnfortunate Mishap
1 --DC-- 2018-03-28
Sorry, I already gave to Jim'sGoFundMe.
1 heelers2 2018-03-28
Clearly a set up by the Vizio Corporation.
1 StraightOuttaContra 2018-03-28
it's a Quan-spiracy
1 corystereo 2018-03-28
...spiracy...spiracy...spiracy...
1 iamcolinquim 2018-03-28
I'm just asking questions
1 Anarox 2018-03-28
Murder...?
Manslaughter makes more sense really.
1 Maxa2k13 2018-03-28
Yeah, by definition, that seems to be manslaughter. Him fleeing the scene and not tending to his son is probably what caused the "murder" sentencing though, I would assume.
1 Anarox 2018-03-28
Isn't murder "premeditated" as in planning etc? Either way I don't think was high as fuck to even understand what has happened.
But murder/manslaughter doesn't make a difference, let's hope he finds a way to not have to live with this.
1 Bams_seed 2018-03-28
3rd degree
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-28
PA has a “felony murder” statute that folds into 2nd or 3rd degree murder if a death occurs during the commission of another serious crime.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-03-28
but the thing I’m not sure about: was he attempting to flee with the soundbar in his car, or did he leave it at Walmart after being confronted by the security guard? If it’s the former, then yeah, him driving recklessly was part of him trying to get away the felony of stealing the soundbar. But if he abandoned his attempts to steal the soundbar...was he still in the process of committing a felony?
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-28
Good questions. It seems he left the soundbar behind, but perhaps that doesn’t negate the act itself? I’m not sure, I’ll have to look at the docket sheet again to see, and ask my Philly lawyer friend. Maybe it was one of the other charges?
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-03-28
It would be a crime if an actual cop caught him trying to steal the soundbar and he was running away from the cop. But if a Walmart security guard catches you, and relinquish control of the merchandise, I don’t think he has any authority to detain you.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-28
That’s good to know. The security guards at my Walmart are all elderly, obese or retarded.
1 ckb614 2018-03-28
In most states store security can detain you if they are sure you shoplifted. Similar to citizens arrest https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopkeeper%27s_privilege
1 Pino_Palladino 2018-03-28
I know that in most places attempting to shoplift is a crime. It's described as "attempting to permanently deprive owner of property."
1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-03-28
I'm no lawyer, but judging by the fact that he was charged with murder, I'm going to guess that yes he was still in the process of committing multiple felonies.
1 murderalaska 2018-03-28
The felony could've also been related to the flight from the store; like he t-boned another car while on the run and then left the scene of a serious accident. That could be a couple felonies right there unrelated to the theft. And he acted recklessly by not buckling the kid in so that should meet all the elements of the offense for murder.
1 Theyarnetevenpeople 2018-03-28
Maybe him testing positive for multiple drugs at the time he was arrested is what bumped it to murder?
1 HappensHappen 2018-03-28
It seems to me that what Pennsylvania calls "third degree murder" would be called manslaughter in most other common law systems. I think it's just semantics.
1 Touch_Of_Red 2018-03-28
1st degree is premeditated. Typically the difference between murder and manslaughter is intent.
1 I-am-Gizmoduck 2018-03-28
It's different because the victim was a child.
He didn't put him in a safety seat and had him in the front seat. He placed the child in danger. He's responsible for the child's safety.
1 Maxa2k13 2018-03-28
Yeah the nigga's obviously a bit slow
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-03-28
As slow as his kid getting up from hot pavement.
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2018-03-28
Probably "felony murder" which for most states is along the lines of, "If during the commission of a crime a death occurs."
So you break into an old lady's house and she drops dead of a heart attack, murder.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-28
‘Lil man slaughter.
1 fashanoo 2018-03-28
Lil mans laughter
1 1475315963 2018-03-28
won't hear that no more
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-28
Hell yes.
1 anonimescu 2018-03-28
3/4of a man.
Get it, they aren't people.
(Boooo)
1 mr_bunnyfish 2018-03-28
more like 3/5s
1 Bams_seed 2018-03-28
https://youtu.be/W9mvTNh-plY
1 ChippySez 2018-03-28
His nose should be blurred out. The more I see it, the less I get used to it.
1 GraveJ 2018-03-28
It's so fucked up that if he hadn't killed his son, he'd have his own show on Compound Media.
1 edgars_teeth 2018-03-28
It's already half blurred out.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2018-03-28
He looks like Billy Crystal doing his Sammy Davis, Jr. impression.
1 crookedmile 2018-03-28
looks up to the heavens
1 Bams_seed 2018-03-28
DIET CRACK THE DON
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-28
I still think the THC in his system is bullshit, and likely irrelevant to what he did. It stays in your system for weeks and doesn’t mean he was intoxicated at the time of the crime. That said, justice was served today.
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-03-28
Let's face it, there's only one thing in his system that contributed to the crime: negro blood.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-28
DUDE WEED LMAO
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-28
Good point, I’m ashamed I wrote that. I could kid myself and say that I was joking, but it was a blatant DUDE WEED thing to interject on this occasion.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-28
No, you’re right.
Just joshing you, doggie.
1 machete_chipperson 2018-03-28
It was in his blood numbnuts
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-28
I’m an ass. I retract my previous comment.
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-03-28
Even if that was the case, "I was driving around high with my two year old child" isn't that great of a defense.
1 LeVampire1992 2018-03-28
If he was blazed, he probably wouldn’t have panicked so hard about his attempted shoplifting, he probably got really paranoid and thought he was about to be followed/chased and floored it out of the parking lot. So maybe weed paranoia was actually the cause of this lol
1 BoatHack2 2018-03-28
IT WAS MURDER!
1 ballpitpredator 2018-03-28
MOIDAH
1 fuckuspezintheass 2018-03-28
THE LITTLE TYKE WAS SPLATTERED ON THE PAVEMENT, SAM
1 Cumia_Box 2018-03-28
I don't believe you!
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-03-28
$228 cost him his son's life and pretty much the rest of his. If I was him I'd just hang myself.
1 PlugsandLifts 2018-03-28
Maybe he’ll turn gay and get into different prison adventures like Beecher in Oz.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-28
Your optimism is sickening.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-03-28
Guest starring Jim Norton as Timmy Kirk
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-28
Exactly. Why didn't he do this months ago? Just hit the reset button.
1 PaintedPicture 2018-03-28
He was in prison probably under watch
1 hard_to_explain 2018-03-28
Only whites and Asians commit suicide out of shame
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-28
Or weakness.
1 Sicboy69 2018-03-28
Downvotes are all by homos who sorry for themselves...aka sorry lonely pussies.
1 magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-03-28
Nah I think because it was a total faggot comment that added nothing
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-03-28
That Mexican in Cleveland with the 3 girls chained up killed hisself.
1 lespaul84 2018-03-28
That had nothing to do with shame.
1 greggmargera 2018-03-28
Why don't you so it anyway.
1 late_50s_why 2018-03-28
He's enjoying life with his newly purchased Vizio sound system
1 PaintedPicture 2018-03-28
If the state has a death penalty they should have a voluntary death penalty. This case is a certain shade of grey even though kuhn is obviously a scumbag
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-03-28
Hey man, lets leave the judgment on how people from diverse cultures behave at the door, ok buddy
1 semihat 2018-03-28
Maybe the judge will be lenient during sentencing.
1 SuperTrucker76 2018-03-28
All jokes aside.. I already would have.
1 iSOBigD 2018-03-28
I can't imagine why anyone would steal anything not worth at least a year's salary or whatever money you'd easily make if you "did the time". It's beyond comprehension, even not counting the kid issue.
1 Midian9876 2018-03-28
This man is innocent. Time to start a GoFundMe to get M. to take care of the appeal.
1 throwawawyy2 2018-03-28
Lmao 228 dollars worth of merchandise. At least Vizio isnt getting anymore plugs so children everywhere can rest easy
1 maynardsabeast 2018-03-28
I wonder if he ever stops and thinks to himself "that Vizio just wasn't worth it"
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-28
Probably all he’ll think about for decades
1 maynardsabeast 2018-03-28
That, and "time to moisturize my Frankenstein nose"
1 ballpitpredator 2018-03-28
The funniest part of all of this to me is that the soundbar never even left the store.
1 maynardsabeast 2018-03-28
Kuhn done goofed up
1 TriangleDimes 2018-03-28
I hope the arresting officer hit him with a nice one like "sounds like you're going to jail."
1 AsunaKirito4Ever 2018-03-28
Sheriff John Bunnell - "In his pursuit of better sound quality all he was left with was A flat minor"
1 TriangleDimes 2018-03-28
GOOD ASS RIFF ALERT
1 fuckuspezintheass 2018-03-28
Take us to break, slobbo
1 Mr_Rio_ 2018-03-28
Hold on, hold on. AsunaKirito4Ever from the reddits says... "In pursuit... of better... sound quality all he... uh... all he was left with was........ a flat mirror... err uh sorry minor" haha, AsunaKirito4Ever from reddit, thank you brother.
1 d4n4n 2018-03-28
A flat minor is something Anthony also risks jail for.
1 BoatHack2 2018-03-28
"So you get frequent flier miles on that cannabis club card?"
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-28
that was a shocker for me.
1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-03-28
I heard he is more upset with the shitty Bose systems in jail
1 Jackthejew 2018-03-28
Yeah that’s why he stole it
1 imcrapyall 2018-03-28
I mean this guy is a real jerk.
1 no1raniuk 2018-03-28
The jerk of all jerks.
1 disgrace_command 2018-03-28
Is he wearing a shirt with a drawing of his own face on it? Actual question, sorry guys
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-28
Okay boys. Now is the time to buy Vizio stock.
1 AIDScough 2018-03-28
This ugly nigga needs to die.
1 AntsCamera 2018-03-28
Ol greasefire face.
At least the baby momma won't be a single mother now, I think she knew a long time ago he was a piece of shit.
1 nikolam 2018-03-28
To be fair she couldn’t have been too much of a prize pig herself, unless she had a fetish for Picasso-painting nosed mongrels.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-28
She actually could be a prize pig, I think if you saw pictures of her you'd know better.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-03-28
I'm sure the sub will still be here, destroying Opie and Anthony by the time he's a free man.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-03-28
Pissing on Graves for sport, at that point.
1 jofreal 2018-03-28
Hopefully he'll be befriended by a magical negro cellmate who smuggles him in a burner smartphone that he'll use daily to check in here.
1 MagneticJohnson 2018-03-28
Some moron here would destroy the fun and rat him out though.
1 Cold-in-the-D 2018-03-28
Dumb fuck missed his chance to plug Vos on television.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-03-28
That's the real tragedy here.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-03-28
So how many years are we looking at? 2 or 3?
1 Midian9876 2018-03-28
Time served, nigga should be back here by Friday
1 CommanderCock 2018-03-28
Perhaps more than that, /u/Yaseetheo.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-03-28
is he allowed a soundbar in prison? we should send him one
1 CommanderCock 2018-03-28
Inevitably a sound bar in prison would be used by a large African gentleman to sodomize a smaller inmate.
1 fashanoo 2018-03-28
Weren't we promised a courtroom transcript?
1 thrillated 2018-03-28
Black parents. They almost always leave and when they stay, they murder ya for audio equipment.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-28
Ain't that the troof.
1 late_50s_why 2018-03-28
Vizio hardly qualify as audio equipment
1 liljoeyk 2018-03-28
Bubba getting some Kuhn-Tang tonight boi .
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-03-28
Joe Cumia's only two accomplishments in life are bullying his brother into an allowance, and gloating over the death of a child.
1 HandsomeJimmyD 2018-03-28
Meanwhile the rest of this sub can only claim to have done the latter.
1 BergStonewall 2018-03-28
Hey, pal. We've bullied Ant. Our allowance is nothing but laughs!
1 CommanderCock 2018-03-28
Sentencing scheduled for June 15 at 9:30AM. Nigga going away for a long time.
1 HappensHappen 2018-03-28
i’LL gO ThErE aND prOviDe a LiVE tRanSCRiPt
1 Jackthejew 2018-03-28
Oh good thank you for doing that
1 Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2018-03-28
Well? We're waiting
1 cardaderdention 2018-03-28
10 Years, 40 Years, 200 Years - how bout I’m doing none of them?
1 dmix 2018-03-28
<3
1 dmix 2018-03-28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lw1MrMHQ9o
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-28
that is so depressing, and I literally just watched someone commit suicide on stream 3 nights ago.
1 edgars_teeth 2018-03-28
link?
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-28
it got taken down, i followed it from /adv/
1 edgars_teeth 2018-03-28
That's a shame.
1 Slothjew 2018-03-28
How did they do it? Was it a hanging?
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-28
he drank some shit, typed in the chat until he got drowsy, and than layed down in front of the camera until he stopped breathing
1 Slothjew 2018-03-28
Sounds peaceful
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-28
I think it was, that's the general consensus among the viewers
1 dmix 2018-03-28
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1522161385675.png
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-28
yea
1 Opesterino 2018-03-28
so is this the final verdict?
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-03-28
Did he get out of the failure to stop at red signal ticket? This mug's car insurance is going to go through the roof!
1 camaro69 2018-03-28
His insurance is going to go up at 15-18%.
1 camaro69 2018-03-28
His car insurance is going to go up 15-18%.
1 FrancinesToiletBaby 2018-03-28
Blacks don't buy car insurance, silly
1 PassProtect15 2018-03-28
Grade A bullshit. He's innocent.
1 Osborne-Cox 2018-03-28
I'm thinking a 20-30 year sentence and he's out in about 15?
1 dom6502 2018-03-28
He's only 28?
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-03-28
He won't be when he gets out.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-28
Nice mathematics, stupid.
1 all_copacetic 2018-03-28
I noticed that he was 27 when he was was apprehended That means he had to have his b'day party in the clink. That means instead of having cake and presents and maybe a clown; you get tied to your bunk bed and anally raped 28 times.
1 imcrapyall 2018-03-28
Jim Norton calls that Thursday.
1 blackirishlad 2018-03-28
I had the same thought, then I remembered he's black. He's already checked off a few boxes like having a kid and being imprisoned before he's 30, hopefully we can add dead before 50.
1 camaro69 2018-03-28
Damn. That half black blood is a bitch.
1 --DC-- 2018-03-28
Mike Epps-looking nigga
https://mediaassets.theindychannel.com/photo/2015/02/12/mike_epps_1423800410257_13254109_ver1.0_640_480.jpg
https://cbsphilly.files.wordpress.com/2018/03/f2eebc4d74cc44f194ff0ccadee6fd74.jpg
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-03-28
No one going to mention the face on his shirt looks oddly like him?
1 Showerbeersx 2018-03-28
pretty brutal story.
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2018-03-28
Won’t see him no mo
1 KillaKuhnsDeadSon 2018-03-28
It's so weird laughing at a news report like this, and so then I laugh harder at the fact that I'm laughing.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-03-28
Very late to this one, but I spent the whole afternoon giggling like an idiot to myself about it like I did Anthony retweeting that screencap of the African dancers funeral.
1 strappingyoungladdie 2018-03-28
I legitimately laughed out loud at the "$228 worth of merchandise" part. What a panicky pete.
1 bhp5 2018-03-28
What a coon
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-03-28
Oh wow now that you mention it!
1 SlimWiggins 2018-03-28
Dude’s nose looks like somebody used the Photoshop smudge tool on his pics
1 holodog 2018-03-28
I gotta say, making fun of this horrific tragedy is way more fun than making fun of Ant or Tits.
1 all_copacetic 2018-03-28
It's nice how we've got our own thing for a change. Instead of just copying all of O and A's old jokes and references.
1 Amiigo7 2018-03-28
Wait is that KillaKuhn? When the hell did this happen? I just saw him the other day.
1 Midian9876 2018-03-28
In prison?
1 Amiigo7 2018-03-28
Yes
1 kevin_k 2018-03-28
Is "T-boned" an appropriate verb for CBS News?
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-03-28
T-Bone!
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-03-28
Is he going to get like a fucking year in prison? Damn that would suck
1 Midian9876 2018-03-28
Let’s hope not, I bought tix for Rich Vos at the House of Comedy in Phoenix Arizona this Saturday.
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-03-28
You really going or just promoting the legend?
1 Midian9876 2018-03-28
Promoting, but would like to go.
1 RacistCyberbully 2018-03-28
Well.....I might go....
1 nhlroyalty 2018-03-28
I'm way out of the loop (and a fagget) who is this guy?
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-28
That's Christopher Kuhn
1 nhlroyalty 2018-03-28
What's his relation to the show? one of opies paid comics, etc?
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-28
Read the huge post I just wrote a few minutes ago in this thread. Should be close to the newest.
1 robocopsboner 2018-03-28
No, this guy has given us a lot of laughs.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-03-28
🎵🎵🎵ALL I DO IS WIIIIN WIIIN WIIIN NO MATTER WHAT 🎵🎵🎵
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-03-28
Nice shirt, Scarecrow nose.
1 jedlucid 2018-03-28
this is over my head, who is he
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-28
Would you like the long hilarious overview of Christopher Kuhn?
1 telemecanique 2018-03-28
fuck that guy, hope he rots
1 Nulltor 2018-03-28
I don't want to be a downer and make this 'real', but this character is a bad egg and I will be downvoting all of his future posts.
1 Midian9876 2018-03-28
I’d like to think I’ll be around this sub by 2075 when he is released, but hopefully we’ll both be dead by then and it won’t require much effort to ignore him.
1 Peckahnator 2018-03-28
Gotta love the VIZO plug.
1 SwingBling 2018-03-28
What does this have to do with O&A? Who is this guy?
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-28
For those out of the loop:
Christopher Kuhn aka u/killakuhn is a former rapper and former member of the r/opieandanthony subreddit.
At one point he decided to stick a screwdriver to the neck of his fat white girlfriend who was carrying the precious Qadan in her arms.
and even acknowledged that crime on our beloved sub
Well, one day Christopher caught wind of Joseph Cumia and his terrible band 2U who are a cover band of the almost as terrible U2 playing at an establishment in his hometown.
u/killakuhn decided to notify the bar owner of accusations against Joe for a long list of things including
u/killakuhn gloats about going to the bar to get joe cancelled after previously asking for suggestions on what to do about them playing at the local bar
Joe's gig gets cancelled.
Joe brings the bar owner to court and somehow end up on The People's Court.
u/killakuhn creates a post soon after the episode appears on television and gives his analysis.
One day after getting his rocks off watching a girl with no asscrack orgasm he decides he needs a better audio experience and decides to go to Walmart and steal a $228 Vizio Soundbar rather than pay for it, even as sweet as a deal it was.
The rest is mentioned in the various articles
https://nypost.com/2017/10/05/walmart-robber-allegedly-left-son-to-die-after-getaway-crash/
https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/New-Charges-for-Dad-Son-Killed-in-Crash-After-Tullytown-Theft-457499493.html
After the crash he took off on foot after stepping over his lifeless child.
He was arrested nearby in some bushes
while wearing a shirt with a face that has a fucked his nose which is similar to his
He was then humiliated by reporters and here...
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1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-28
Nice summary, stupid
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-28
At least I don't have to lie about being at a trial. Fag.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-28
No need to get personal
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-28
Jus tuggin ya peckah
1 MieshaNicole 2018-03-28
The panic and worry I've felt over things way smaller. Like, being pulled over and having forgot my license at home or something stupid.
Getting caught in a lie, or just whatever.
I can only imagine the forehead sweat and panic that set in when his kid flew from the window and he was standing there dealing with all of that and the trouble he was in.
Hooooo boy. What a fucking fool.
Feel awful for his baby mama, too.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-03-28
I hope another inmate beats the fuck out of him and the remaining half of his nose comes off like the Sphinx.
1 crabsneverdie 2018-03-28
All jokes aside, doesn't murder seem a little harsh?
1 robocopsboner 2018-03-28
It's a speeding ticket, at best. The system keeps the black man down.
1 crabsneverdie 2018-03-28
Lol ok I'm not saying he's an upstanding citizen but murder usually means a certain amount of malice or premeditation
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-03-28
I dunno. A Sonos maybe. Definitely not a Vizio.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-03-28
KillaKuhn looks like Spawn when he takes his mask off
1 htownnucca 2018-03-28
I don't get how that's murder. Oh well, we're that much closer to him being able to receive mail.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-28
hes black.
1 realister 2018-03-28
should be out in a month
1 Audibledogfarts 2018-03-28
How was he able to get a T-shirt with his face bedazzled
1 no1raniuk 2018-03-28
What happened to the sound system?
1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-28
he left it at walmart
1 SalesCunt129 2018-03-28
He’s gonna have a well funded commissary. J Cumia is donating tens of dollars.
1 1v1crown 2018-03-28
Oxycontin and marijuana in his system... man people need to just stop taking drugs it exacerbates all the negatives in your life.
1 WalterWhite2012 2018-03-28
Damn, guilty on all 14 counts. From 3rd degree murder down to failure to use safety restraints for a child under 4.
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1 Maxa2k13 2018-03-28
Yeah, by definition, that seems to be manslaughter. Him fleeing the scene and not tending to his son is probably what caused the "murder" sentencing though, I would assume.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-28
‘Lil man slaughter.
1 Bams_seed 2018-03-28
I stand with killakuhn
http://imgur.com/HmfhqsW
1 Bams_seed 2018-03-28
Yall have counseled me through domestic violence and psychosis i love you
1 anonimescu 2018-03-28
3/4of a man.
Get it, they aren't people.
(Boooo)
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-28
fuck you
1 Jackthejew 2018-03-28
Oh good thank you for doing that
1 imcrapyall 2018-03-28
Jim Norton calls that Thursday.
1 dmix 2018-03-28
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1522161385675.png
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-28
At least I don't have to lie about being at a trial. Fag.
1 jjoharanyc1 2018-03-28
Username checks out.