I have nothing to say, other than look at these tits

52  2018-03-25 by TonyFromLongIsland

53 comments

whos that bitch?

Lindsey Pelas.

I'd like to give Lindsey peckahs.

Very suckable

Sir, that's actually a penis... You must have accidentally posted the wrong link, sorry for pointing out your folly, no hard feelings, nobody is perfect :)

But he's not wrong. It IS very suckable.

Hi Anthony

/u/bams_seed comment?

😍

That's me, that's my alt.

imagine what it smells like underneath those things

It smells like my cum.

Does it smell like lamb, Jim Norton clone?

That's enraging. I'm enraged.

Heaven?

It smells like dreams

Awesome. Baby powder, fake tan and sweat

Like wet sand!

Goofy bitches OD'ing on plastic surgery and ruining their faces.

Could've spent that money on a titty-lift, but NOPE, lets ruin the face VIA Mexican Nosejob.

They call that a Kuhn job

Comes with a free Vizio soundbar and the corpse of a child.

Actually this is an improvement for her. She was born with the great big boobs but an average face. I don't think she needed the surgery for Playboy but maybe it helps for more mainstream modeling jobs.

Actually this is an improvement for her.

I find that hard to believe.

they dont have rulers in Mexico?

she got that duck lip hollywood alienfaced duncehole look

I'll never understand the fetish for massive, saggy tits. This shit is fucking gross. Can you imagine her bending over? Those things would NOT look good. The nipples have to be 6 inches in diameter. She looks like one of those african pygmy ladies. Without the support of her dress they'd practically be touching her knees. How many times did you have to see your mom naked as a kid for something like to be attractive to you? And then the drawn on face, plastic surgery nose, and bleached hair. This bitch is disgusting.

faggot

Solid argument. I'm now convinced this saggy-titted deformed broad is attractive.

THAT’S WHY YOU GAY!!!

Just because a big breasted woman makes you think about your mom doesn't mean it makes the rest of us think about ours.

SHOTS FIRED

Where else would it come from but a mommy fetish? Young women don't have african tits like that. Saggy tits brings people back to when they used to suck mommy's giant titties. They want to be a wittle baby again. Fucking sickening.

Maybe you'd prefer a flatchested Norwegian boy?

Haha your mom didn't love you and had big fat tits.

Gynoid fat (ass and tits) is a direct indicator of femininity, which in turn is a trait that increases the odds of pregnancy being carried to term without complications. It's about the potential for reproduction rooted in the days of early humanity. Like everything else about sexuality that isn't a deviance you big turkey you

I think about his mom

We're all thinking about her and those big fat tits.

I agree. Sloppy tits are embarrassing. I like tits that are firm and 17.

Or 13.

Yeah

The whole appeal of giant freakish tits IS to bend her over and bounce them around like newton's cradle.

So how does it feel to be the first openly gay member of this sub? Congratulations, brave soul!! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Nice!

Why do women complain to men about being objectified when you have these types of whores running around?

This is why hardcore feminists are fat and ugly

All feminists*

Hmmmm I wonder why she's famous.

Unless she is a professional boxer, that nose is unforgivable. (though I'd happy fuck her)

Best part is, this chick is from a tiny town in Louisiana. That means she did one of two things growing up:

  • Screamed "NIGGER!" out the window as she drove past a black pedestrian OR
  • Took a mile of black dick while she was at LSU

No matter which one it is, she's a catch in my book!

Why not both?

She looks like everyone else.

She's wearing the Donnie Darko mask as a dress.

She's on drugs and will look like shit in 2 years minimum, stupid

Who cares. Another vapid whore.

Opie must be very jealous

Nice half a nose, stupid.

You can tell that once that dress comes off, those nipples will stare at the ground, like a future school shooter.

I would take those puppies to the park, a walk on the beach, show them off to friends, and then bring them home and pet them.

Lindsey Pelas.