How drunk & drug addled do you have to be where this sounds like a plausible excuse as you type it?

It reminds me of when Eddie Murphy for busted with the tranny prostitute and said he was just giving it a ride.

Like Ant was just giving Sue a ride.:format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-377464-1362069158-3166.jpeg.jpg)

Her*

Yeah, "Her" Her name was Ken and she died after she got locked out of her apartment and trying to get inside a top story window by fashioning a crude rope out of her clothes, and attempting to swing inside like Tarzan.

She’s pretty hot

That's the truth. Eddie was hanging out over at Jim Mortons when it needed a ride home and since Eddie was leaving in the same direction he thought he would atleast offer a ride.

I believe him.

lol

Wow. Blatantly caught out.

This is the same guy who abused the homeless of newyork for years. They probably needed money and a computer anthony

“I have zero record of bedding underage girls”

A Clintonian semantical deflection, or outright brag about never getting caught.

He was “couching” not bedding them

“Home theatering”

"Fucking"

Really hit the nail on the head there josh

Them Michigan boys sure know how to cut through the nonsense.

He likes to stand

Except we've all heard him admit to banging a 14 year old when he was 21.

And 17 is underage. It might be legal for him to bang one. But she's still underage.

He really admitted that? Never heard that one.

Ya know, a normal man would be ashamed and never admit such things. God bless statute of limitations for him, amiright, fellas!?

He BRAGGED about it. And Opie and Jimmy were like, "uh, really?"

"I ALWAYS GOT THEM YOUNG" was what he finished up that bragging statement with.

Not "I've never done anything like that! Gross!", which is what a normal person would say. Nope, he says there's no "record" of him "bedding" underage girls. He also doesn't specify jurisdiction for the "underage" part. What a ghoul.

It was in contrast to him saying there is a record of him being charitable. If he fucks kids, he should go to jail. But I'd rather base it on actual evidence, not a passing comment from a radio show 8 years ago, or "reading between the lines" of his Twitter.

It's like arguing 9/11 conspiracy. "Somebody said they heard something that sounded like a bomb. Therefore, the whole thing was a set up by the government, the planes were CGI, the voicemails to the families were fake, definitely."

Difference is AntH admitted, no bragged actually, about fucking a 14 year old when he was 21.

He also tried to go to a girl's prom when he was in his fifties and he dated a girl so young she had to see a pediatrician. And there's photos of unrelated 15 year old girls unaccompanied by their parents in bikinis in Anthony's pool with booze about.

So, its a little more than just rumor.

Well, if he said it on the show, then it's gospel. Every word spoken on the O&A show was pure truth, huh? Even if he did fuck a 14 year old when he was 21, so what? Attending a prom is not illegal, nor does it involve child molestation. He didn't go, if I remember. The girl who went to the pediatric emergency room, she was legal. Pediatrics doesn't mean toddler. How do you know the precise age of the "15 year old girls" in his pool, how they got to his house, what their relation is to Ant, etc?

If you really, truly want Anthony locked up, go to the cops with your irrefutable evidence. Tell them you have a taped confession, then play the O&A show where Ant says his girlfriend was 14 when he was 21. They'll have the cuffs on him in no time.

Whoa slow down what are you implying? You sound like a wacky conspiracy theorist

Fuck him, he acts like a self-entitled, privileged cunt. Big fucking deal, he'll spend 30 days relaxing at a "rehab" that's the equivalent of a hi-end resort without the booze, and in 30 days he'll be back, rested, relaxed and doing everything he was doing before he went. Must be nice to have $$$

If Joe wanted to blend in, why didn't he just say something like, "Anth is a faggot"? He was so oddly specific with his comment.

Bc he's a dumbass

"Fucking mutants"

From a man who looks like this

did he just open the Ark of the Covenant?

Like Silly Putty, with the newsprint still on it.

Morlock Mulatto

I just saw poltergeist 2 recently!

2/57. He's more of a liar than Artie Lange.

League Of Losers Assembled!

In no timeline was Fred an acceptable or redeemable human being.

ugh look at that smug look on joe's face. just looking at sam's face upsets me, but seeing that shit eating grin on joe's face makes me want to punch him, with a toe trigger attachment.

Oh my god, in front of joe he simultaneously pulled out his medication and novelty wallet to put on the table. How can you be the age where you carry around medication 24/7 and still use a Spencer’s wallet?

Judging by the photo, Ron Palillo's waiter gig really allows him to dress down.

KKKnights of the Roundtable

If you're trying to keep a gun away from a crazy person, it's very important that you keep reminding her to look for it (and even go through the motions of looking for it), rather than just secure it the way a responsible gun owner would have.

Hahaha it was on video retard. So he's now saying "where the fuck is my gun? Fuck!" was him acting? Good one, Ant.

What an awful liar he is. He bought a teenager an iPad to help her out?

You don’t remember his charity Anthony’s Teens?

He gave a lot of iPads to a lot of young women.

He’s done it hundreds of times with girls from 8-80.

You forgot "months" at the end of that sentence.

Exactly. Why not help out an old man with an ipad? Oh cause he doesn't wanna fuck him.

An old man wouldn't know how to use an iPad.

Maybe that's why he stays up until 7am. He's checking the homework of all the girls he has contact with who are in junior high and high school.

He does help wretched souls with his cash. Sugar Baby Missy and his "loyal" ball washers are all examples of his generosity. Buying her weed and the ball washers booze is a noble pursuit for a moral crusader like the Count.

I’m starting to think that Anthony’s alcoholism might be having a negative impact on his life.

Ya kiddin!

Isn’t is his shitty creep story though? Fake or not, he’s the one who told all of the stories. Dreaming of putting an entire woman in his mouth, “I’d go thirteen”, Bobo’s Sister, taking his girlfriend to the pediatrician, going to prom as a little girl’s date. I’m sorry, but it isn’t anyone’s story if he didn’t hand it to them.

hi sorry

I hope your creator gets raped.

Ashley Schaeffer BMW

don’t ya just hate those AOL chatrooms....people are never who they say they are.

The same guy who screamed at poor callers that they would never get any of his money, is charitable with random strangers on the internet? So he would buy shit or pay bills for some middle aged listener who was down on his luck? Bullshit. He gives gifts to get pussy, plain and simple. He himself said that men never befriend women unless they’re trying to get sex (which I actually agree with).

Here's my favorite dubious Cumia explanation:

This sub amounts to about 2yrs of trashing the O&A show, my show & various shows related to O&A. What may have started as "conservative criticism" has turned into a joke sub that just rags on everything. No one actually reads the sub aside from the people posting or occasionally the subjects of the trashing. Even then, it's a joke. We laugh at what a goof this sub is. We laugh at the jerk offs that think they are having an impact on our careers. You're beating off into each other's faces with zero effect on our careers. This sub has literally become a parody of a Reddit sub. It's become so over the top negative that it's a laughable toilet read. If that's what you were going for, congrats! Truth is, Opie & Jimmy are doing fine. My network is so far above anything I could have imagined in 2014. I still wonder what the motivation is to come here on a daily basis and trash the people and the product they put out there on a daily basis. Regardless, we have fun. We're living our lives doing what we enjoy and you're here every day doing nothing but shitting on people who smile at the end of the day because we've been lucky enough to live our lives supported by jobs we love doing. If you think a goof site of shit talkers can degrade that, have fun.

The 'we have fun' is what irritates me the most about this.

My favorite part is "conservative criticism", which = ????

I think he must have thought "constructive" would sound too pussy, too begging for mercy.

That or he's just a fucking dolt.

Say "daily basis" again, stupid

Seeing s how Ant is such a well known philanthropist, I believe him.

Sounds like what a predator on “To Catch A Predator” would say while taking a seat.

Yet he HATES welfare programs... this dumb hypocrite

Sometimes you buy a wheelchair, sometimes you send a lavish gift to a tween when you have a reputation for liking young girls.

Isn't that what they always would say on To Catch A Predator?

"I'm here because I wanted to help her. Just here as a friend."

"She's a fan of the show and she's cute"

He offered to pay for my ex girlfriend to fly to America. Remember Bobo's British Bird? But she was over age.

The Anthony Cumia Foundation - helping people* in need

*Must be Caucasian female age 11-17, recipient subject to board approval, must send pics upon request

He was “couching” not bedding them

Except we've all heard him admit to banging a 14 year old when he was 21.

And 17 is underage. It might be legal for him to bang one. But she's still underage.

Not "I've never done anything like that! Gross!", which is what a normal person would say. Nope, he says there's no "record" of him "bedding" underage girls. He also doesn't specify jurisdiction for the "underage" part. What a ghoul.

It was in contrast to him saying there is a record of him being charitable. If he fucks kids, he should go to jail. But I'd rather base it on actual evidence, not a passing comment from a radio show 8 years ago, or "reading between the lines" of his Twitter.

It's like arguing 9/11 conspiracy. "Somebody said they heard something that sounded like a bomb. Therefore, the whole thing was a set up by the government, the planes were CGI, the voicemails to the families were fake, definitely."

Whoa slow down what are you implying? You sound like a wacky conspiracy theorist