I will be attending the Kuhn trial. AMA

107 2018-03-23 by NortheastPhilly

Im taking a Social Policy class and as luck would have it, I have to do a court observation thats due in April. I will observe and take notes, and then write a paper describing my observations, which will of course be riddled with references to the show. The only downside to all of this is that this will likely keep me from being able to see Rich Vos at the House of Comedy in Phoenix, Arizona from March 28th to the 31st.

83 comments

1 assreaper 2018-03-23

Can you stand up in the middle of the proceeding and give a star trek yell "KKUUUUUHHHNNNN"? For the show.

1 thrillated 2018-03-23

Or you could pick up your phone in the middle of him giving his testimony and be obnoxiously loud. When people start looking at you, say you didn't mean to step on a Kuhn.

1 late_50s_why 2018-03-23

Hold on hold on hold on

1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-03-23

wear a killakuhn is innocent shirt

1 rickygri 2018-03-23

FreeKillaKuhn

1 zenicaone 2018-03-23

or at least a "Vizio Rules KillaKuhn Did did nothing wrong" t

1 john-joel-glanton 2018-03-23

Bring a vizio soundbar into the court room

1 greggmargera 2018-03-23

And a little baby Vizio speaker with a jumper on to sit next to it.

1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2018-03-23

I can’t stop laughing at this.

1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-03-23

Jury rig a Vizio boombox

1 BlueBash 2018-03-23

Slip him a note giving him Vos' tour dates

1 thrillated 2018-03-23

Your witness

1 d4n4n 2018-03-23

"Your honor, I have relevant information! Rich Vos will be at..."

1 FatMosque 2018-03-23

can you record audio please?

1 Yaseetheo 2018-03-23

Where is the trial taking place? I live near bucks county and have nothing better to do.

1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-23

I’ll pick you up in my Mercury Tracer wagon. Just bring some road sodas

1 RacksDiciprine 2018-03-23

a couple grapefruit beers er sumptin...

1 MiniChipper 2018-03-23

can't wait to check out your empties maaan

1 Yaseetheo 2018-03-23

Just tell me where it takes place!

1 navyAJ 2018-03-23

I'm guessing Doylestown

1 RamonFrunkis 2018-03-23

Will you?

1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-23

Why?

1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-23

I explained

1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-03-23

True. I apologise

1 racemic_mixture 2018-03-23

Also, just why not in general? this type of behavior should be encouraged, not discouraged.

1 HappensHappen 2018-03-23

Are you, or have you ever been, a homosexual?

1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-23

No!

1 flip0pilf 2018-03-23

Did you ever call Omarosa a nigger

1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-03-23

Try telling him about Joe Cumia and the people's court. He was the one responsible, so he should get the accolades.

1 war-admiral 2018-03-23

So after the judge says that he smugly says "Thank You your honor" like he just won a Supreme Court decision for racists everywhere. Too bad you can't read Reddit in here!

1 Bams_seed 2018-03-23

He was aware, he posted here and took credit for it

1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-03-23

Wasn't Kuhn in jail before the People's Court appearance?

1 aRTie02150 2018-03-23

no the peoples court appearance was just a couple weeks before he stole that vizio and fucked up

1 greggmargera 2018-03-23

He was riding high until he killed his dumb kid.

1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-03-23

Ok. That's my bad. It's hard to keep up with all the O&A world crimes and timelines they happen. There are so many.

1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-03-23

Report in as much as possible. Draw pictures like they have on the news, even if they are stick figures. In fact, stick figures would be funnier.

1 aRTie02150 2018-03-23

Make sure we could tell which one is killakuhn by giving him a horrendous looking nose

1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-23

Dat's mean-spurrited.

1 Skivsamlaren 2018-03-23

So... you are attending the trial?

1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-23

Correct

1 DryTeeth 2018-03-23

Vos plug had me questioning the legitimacy of your premise, sir.

But like smelling the index finger of Anthony Cumia, post movie marathon w/ a 14yr old girl... I'm starting to believe the awful truth.

1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-23

Oh but its all too real

1 PassProtect15 2018-03-23

Please slip Killa Kuhn a note and tell him to drop a Vos plug during his testimony.

1 thrillated 2018-03-23

Pick up your phone in the middle of Kuhn giving his testimony and be obnoxiously loud. When people start looking at you, say you didn't mean to step on a Kuhn.

1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-03-23

Will you be wearing a Rich Vos t-shirt?

1 Amiigo7 2018-03-23

I know you're writing a paper and all but in the middle of the trial, could you stand up and yell "Killa Kuhn!!! Joe Cumia says hi" then throw acid in his face?

1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-23

I’ll do it if the opportunity presents itself

1 Amiigo7 2018-03-23

Excellent.

1 late_50s_why 2018-03-23

Joe cumio is not a pedo your honor

1 Kurt_Love 2018-03-23

Ask him how his nose got like that and then tell him all about Malcolm Lavergne

1 anonimescu 2018-03-23

Can you record on the dl? At least audio,

1 racemic_mixture 2018-03-23

Ohh I wonder if OP is allowed to yell questions at him while recording on his ceelphone like most modern reporters.

/u/NortheastPhilly pls look into this and this whole thing better not be a joke, mister!

1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-23

I assure you this is the real deal

1 pool-is-closed 2018-03-23

Ask him about the nose

Larry King, asking the hard hitters

1 RBuddCumia 2018-03-23

See if he says "your mom's box" when the guilty verdict comes in.

1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-23

I'll donate to his commisary fund or whatever it is criminals keep their money in when they divest from ramen derivatives every fucking week if he does this.

1 balancedchaos 2018-03-23

Do you really think he'll be convicted?

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-03-23

When he's being walked to jail, can you film his reaction as you say "r/opieandanthony says hi."

1 soldag 2018-03-23

let him know we still think he's innocent of all fraudulent allegations

1 Zhadowbannedkeithm 2018-03-23

Where's the courthouse? I'd like to turn that parking lot into the Jetro lot pregame eagles style. Some grilling, some drinking, some corn hole and washers. Taunt the prosecution heading in...

1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-23

If he doesnt get possibilty of parole, Im chucking batteries at the prosecuter

1 Zhadowbannedkeithm 2018-03-23

What's the possibility judge Seamus McCaffery will be presiding over the case?

1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-03-23

Didn't he get in trouble for something a few years ago? I think it was that Distict Attorney porn thing.

1 bajothehedgehog 2018-03-23

I’m all in with the Jetro

1 Lasagna_Hat 2018-03-23

When he tearfully looks over his shoulder, hoping to see a supportive family be sure to hold up your sign...

r/opieandanthony say HI!

1 BaconAndWeed 2018-03-23

Can you please make a shirt with the "baby in heaven" picture on it and wear it?

1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-03-23

Please record audio

1 Belchides 2018-03-23

Can you post your report when its finish? I wanna see how unsubtle your references are.

1 Tibor_Zutroy 2018-03-23

When he is convicted, shove a phone in his face and yell, "HOW DOES THAT FEEL, FUCKER?!?!?!"

1 i_saw_nothing 2018-03-23

During the closing statements, interrupt the lawyer and say, "Mongo in the Jury Box wants in badly. Mongo, whatta ya hauling?"

1 maynardsabeast 2018-03-23

Fuck, if it was on the 26th I'd be able to go too but unfortunately I'm working if it's the 28th

1 racemic_mixture 2018-03-23

Call in to work gay, this is a rare life experience you have the opportunity to witness.

1 MiniChipper 2018-03-23

How often does Vizio, come up?

1 Literal_Luke 2018-03-23

,

1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-23

Nice observation, stupid.

1 Billyassman 2018-03-23

Get him some Ol Joey shoes.

1 Phkna1 2018-03-23

Your thesis should be that his contribution to a civil rights milestone, establishing that racists CAN make contracts, justifies forgiving him for killing his child. It ain't like the kid has a bright future ahead.

Also, Joe Cumia is not a pedophile.

1 Anarox 2018-03-23

This trial would have been a great sub story if it weren't for the toddler dying. OP get ready to feel miserable when the witnesses start describing incident. Fucking Kuhn you side nosed negro

1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-03-23

Yea NottheastPhilly, be ready for video of the kid flying. With all the businesses right there someone probably caught it on tape.

1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-23

Download a stopwatch app so you can time how many nanoseconds he considered his dead son before stepping over him and fleeing no pursuers.

1 Anarox 2018-03-23

The fucking animation someone did on here will be used as evidence, was it /u/porcelain ?

1 pool-is-closed 2018-03-23

I hate when they put ads on those

https://imgur.com/lTpR3UO

1 Anarox 2018-03-23

Vizio has gone too far

1 DefaultTrash 2018-03-23

Ask him if it was kinda dope or Hella dope leaping over his dead kiddo

1 Muhhaughtmuh_Gondee 2018-03-23

Bring the public defender a fresh white pair of New Balances to give to Killa. Appearances matter!

1 Nah_Ming 2018-03-23

That was good, you got me.

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-03-23

i need a picture of the 12 jurors, all chips with different hats and wigs

1 pool-is-closed 2018-03-23

Please wear this shirt

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/513RRVKo1dL._UX617_.jpg

1 thewhombler 2018-03-23

get a shoutout for dietcrack

1 rickygri 2018-03-23

FreeKillaKuhn

1 greggmargera 2018-03-23

He was riding high until he killed his dumb kid.

1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-03-23

Ok. That's my bad. It's hard to keep up with all the O&A world crimes and timelines they happen. There are so many.

1 racemic_mixture 2018-03-23

Also, just why not in general? this type of behavior should be encouraged, not discouraged.

1 zenicaone 2018-03-23

or at least a "Vizio Rules KillaKuhn Did did nothing wrong" t