Extreme long-shot: can any of you computer wizes make out anything in this pic of Opie's new contract?

0  2018-03-19 by JockEwing

I tried flipping it upside-down and enlarging it in Microsoft Paint, which I knew wouldn't work but is all I have.

Can anyone here who knows what they're doing and has fancier software read it?

(I don't expect that to happen, but I figured at least some of you faggots who are funnier than I am will have some good responses. But if someone really can read it, that would be even better; it'll give us more ammo about what a dope Opie is, this time for leaving his new contract right-side up and out in the open when he took the pic.)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYSNk29X0AAvmLd.jpg:large

10 comments

He's signing the contract that lets Tim Sabean fuck Lyndsi.

Some of you computer wizes need to get on this, clearly this man is retarded and needs help

I don't think images work like that, this isn't CSI.

"under no circumstances will the aforementioned parties film or photograph within office commons spaces including but not limited to: bathrooms..."

Under no circumstances is said contract to be filmed or photographed.

Ahh-boo

ENHANCE

Tss, Tss, i just whizzed my pants laughing,nice speling stuped

can’t afford a booth?

You'd will be paid in coopins.