I would honestly pay to see Sam get wailed in the head with a rock. I'd also bet $1500 that he'd full-on cry.

anybody that wears shoes designed for toddlers is definitely a crier

I'd pay my life savings ($250) to see Sam buried to the neck and stoned by Afghani farmers

Fucking beautiful in every way.

Is that one protester accidentally hitting a fellow protester? What's going on here?

Can't sneak one by you

Not much context tbf. Could be an anti-protester or something. It's hard to believe in the lack of throwing skills.

Liberal friendly fire; the cost of war.

All the arrogance and egotism of Opie without actually hosting a successful radio show for two decades.

Sam buys his clothing at oshkosh bagosh