Ohhh god I laughed at that for an uncomfortable amount of time as my drunk near asleep girlfriend got pissed, until I gave her the context and we had a good laff fellas, let me tell you!
The lack of a single coherent thought in this opiate-fueled pile of nonsense is the real joke.
That Ant & Artie show must be hilarious.
Artie dropping witty gems like this...Anthony always tweeting in a really funny, non-obsessive way about black people. I'm sure this show will end well.
So the premise of the joke is that his sister usually gave his father hand jobs in church, but one time she mistook him for his father and gave him the hand job instead?
Anyone else here who just can't wait to be the first one to post the YouTube link to the clip of Jack Nicholson's joker laughing "I'm glad he's dead" when he finally drops dead?
Hey did I ever tell you guys the story about how I snorted coke with a prosthetic pig nose on!?!? Oh the lolz!!! Or how about the time I snored while Kathy Griffin was telling a sentimental story on Howard! Hey guys I fell asleep in the biggest radio show of all time! Have I told you about it?
46 comments
1 A_lad_insane_bowie 2018-03-16
Is there anything this man won't say?!
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-16
He won't say no to drugs. That's for sure. Fat Junkie.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-03-16
Or cheeseburgers. I've heard that he sprinkles his drugs ON the cheeseburgers!
IKR!? LOLOL 💥😂💥🔫
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-03-16
fattest crackhead i ever seen... heck, look at us, we should write jokes!
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-03-16
I hope you're a lady so both genders can be equally represented in our inclusive jokes!
And I like to rape. 💘
1 TheElDan 2018-03-16
I’m the only guy that got heh heh heh got fatter doin coke! He he wheeeeeeeze
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-03-16
"No thanks, I quit."
1 Soriano33alfonso 2018-03-16
That’s a diagram that I thought only Mike Bocchetti could put together.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-03-16
eli5
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-03-16
what are you, 5?
1 vichenleyssister 2018-03-16
Someone's been hanging with Joe cumia
1 donald_kingsley 2018-03-16
Just keel over and die on air ASAP you piss poor, unfunny sack of shit.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-16
Alt Right Artie could be a funny character...
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-16
LOL what the fuck is this rambling?
1 Anarox 2018-03-16
Wait this isn't a Photoshop?
1 Daddy_Donuts 2018-03-16
I think he might have a substance abuse problem.
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-16
balderdash
1 Daddy_Donuts 2018-03-16
I have my sources sniff
1 chickenfan1 2018-03-16
Hey you ever hear this funny joke? I Don't Like Cocaine I like the way it smells.
1 dmix 2018-03-16
He's basically as coherent as Rob Ford is in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjdTi1r-yRQ
Except Rob Ford was a national treasure and Artie is an embarrassment who should have died 5 yrs ago.
2 WiretapStudios 2018-03-16
He won me over when he told the press he had enough pussy to eat at home.
1 Daddy_Donuts 2018-03-16
Rob Ford is a national treasure
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-03-16
What a fat tub of shit.
1 bmfanboy 2018-03-16
Ohhh god I laughed at that for an uncomfortable amount of time as my drunk near asleep girlfriend got pissed, until I gave her the context and we had a good laff fellas, let me tell you!
2 HappensHappen 2018-03-16
Nice alcoholic significant other, stupid.
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-03-16
He is just so irrepressible?!
1 PaintedPicture 2018-03-16
You think your the man, Ang
1 bal0rd 2018-03-16
exact same thing could come out of Mike Boschetti's mouth, hack.
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-03-16
HA HAAA HOLY SHIT!!!!
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-03-16
Almost as funny as the one about him molesting a kid as Santa
1 3stepsbackward 2018-03-16
At least he confirms that Anthony is a fag.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-03-16
More proof that heroin just sucks the funny right out of you.
1 CardinalMcGee 2018-03-16
Has he ever been remotely funny?
1 Phkna1 2018-03-16
I am beginning to suspect Art might have a bit of a drug problem
1 DryTeeth 2018-03-16
Impressive.
The lack of a single coherent thought in this opiate-fueled pile of nonsense is the real joke.
That Ant & Artie show must be hilarious.
Artie dropping witty gems like this...Anthony always tweeting in a really funny, non-obsessive way about black people. I'm sure this show will end well.
1 Lady_Dis_Liver 2018-03-16
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
1 Literal_Luke 2018-03-16
Nothing says funny like calling yourself funny.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-03-16
Putting the Junk in Junkie
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-03-16
Does this fat retard have a single redeeming quality?
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-03-16
Snowflakes just don't get this style of edgy yoomah.
1 Coondoon 2018-03-16
So the premise of the joke is that his sister usually gave his father hand jobs in church, but one time she mistook him for his father and gave him the hand job instead?
1 WaterFromTheWell 2018-03-16
That's exactly how the cookie crumbled.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-03-16
what are you, a civilian?
1 NateJay82 2018-03-16
I wish he would have interrupted Owen Benjamin more. I can't get enough of those references to 1960's sitcoms. They never get old.
1 ThatAnnoyingGif 2018-03-16
What an unfunny fat ass junkie. How the hell is this mf still breathing
1 Abarf 2018-03-16
Anyone else here who just can't wait to be the first one to post the YouTube link to the clip of Jack Nicholson's joker laughing "I'm glad he's dead" when he finally drops dead?
1 Threeglassjoggers 2018-03-16
He should be touring with Shuli
1 Keiths_skin_tag 2018-03-16
Hey did I ever tell you guys the story about how I snorted coke with a prosthetic pig nose on!?!? Oh the lolz!!! Or how about the time I snored while Kathy Griffin was telling a sentimental story on Howard! Hey guys I fell asleep in the biggest radio show of all time! Have I told you about it?
1 edfromla 2018-03-16
Fawking jibberish
1 TriangleDimes 2018-03-16
Watching this man tenuously cling to both life and sanity is a real treat.