Somewhere along the way in the American lexicon, "figuratively" became "literally"; just like "I couldn't care less" somehow became "I could care less"; and "affect" became "effect".
I don't know if it's the schools, or just the smart people being shamed into leaving the dumb ones alone to spread their dumbness, but we're really starting to look like idiots in the eyes of other English-speaking nations.
Fragile ego + failing career = looking for some way to feel superior. I really hope he has to find the tool set he threw out the window to become a”star.” Back to knocking tin Ant.
And he'd totally be kissing their asses if he actually met them
I don't know why people get all giddy when their Q-List celebs take pot shots at the actual draws; Totally not coming from a place of jealous, especially in the entertainment world. Not at all.
He seems to confuse us with actual haters, like people who are consumed by bitterness and jealousy toward a successful person. None of us wish we were Ant. To be running that horrible network and hanging out with other middle-aged pedophiles on the weekends. It's a nightmare scenario. We're more like little kids at the zoo throwing shit at the baboons and watching them freakout in impotent rage.
Does he forget that he was a nobody until his mid 30's? And he's a D-list celebrity at best? I've hung out with people richer than him that bragged less when they had much more. He really is just a nigger rich wop with absolutely zero self awareness.
Go out to highbrow cultural shit or join/volunteer for at local civic groups or government. eventually you will run into one and who knows, you might just get to know them.
Brother Joe and Ant's other minions are convinced to this day that everyone desperately wants an invite to the Compound Parties. Footage has been released of these parties and they're basically cringeworthy hillbilly karaoke horror shows. It says a lot about the delusional mentality of Ant & his crew that they think it's the hot ticket.
I might be a loser but if my mother was dying I'd still visit her and I've never been to jail for domestic violence, or had a DUI and lost my license, or lost my guns, or fired from a multi million dollar gig for Twitter rants, or tried to fuck children on vine and Twitter, or been catfished, or had my father call me a pissy eyed faggot.
Ant blocked me because I reminded him that he was in no position to criticize prisoners that get escorted to the hospital when sick because he did just that when arrested for domestic violence. I didn't even get a generic banishment to obscurity message.
He had to go to the hospital to get some faggoty heart medication while in jail. I don't have a source because it was on the Anthony cumia show and nobody watches the shit.
"I'm squandering millions on bad choices in life, ugly girlfriends, criminal defense lawyers, awful "network", stupid electronics, booze, drugs, bad hairplugs, stupid dentures, retarded sychophants, loser family, and a McMansion next to a freeway. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!!"
Pure projection. Alcoholic. Divorced. Childless. Classless girlfriends. Lousy podcast. Worse friends. Dwindling fan-base. Watch his talk show appearances in his prime, he could (should) have been such a success, it'd almost make you feel bad for the guy. Ronnie said it best when he said Ant got lost. Hard to tell if he knew how right he was.
This guy was a white trash Weird Al knockoff who installed air conditioning to pay the bills. He sees everyone who isn't famous as aspiring to be famous.
Kind of poetic that his desperate attention seeking both created and undid him.
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1 Ant_Sucks 2018-03-16
Isn't that what twitter is for?
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-03-16
I don't understand how he thinks responding, even via DM, is helping him at all. It's literally saying "you win" to the troll.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-03-16
Can I suck your dick for correctly writing figuratively instead of literally?
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-03-16
Literally?
1 TedShecklerEmporiums 2018-03-16
Lool was thinking the same thing. It gets on my nerves how everyone uses literally incorrectly
1 Literal_Luke 2018-03-16
Somewhere along the way in the American lexicon, "figuratively" became "literally"; just like "I couldn't care less" somehow became "I could care less"; and "affect" became "effect".
I don't know if it's the schools, or just the smart people being shamed into leaving the dumb ones alone to spread their dumbness, but we're really starting to look like idiots in the eyes of other English-speaking nations.
1 fatshamers 2018-03-16
Fragile ego + failing career = looking for some way to feel superior. I really hope he has to find the tool set he threw out the window to become a”star.” Back to knocking tin Ant.
1 dmix 2018-03-16
People who have self-esteem and class NEVER do shit like this. They ignore it.
Name one famous/talented person who responds to trolls on a regular basis?
1 ixnayontheiggernay 2018-03-16
Vos.
1 HudsonHughesrealDad 2018-03-16
Anthony has always been an over sensitive faggot. He used to completely shut down the Pal Talk room if people made fun of him too much.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-03-16
He bounced me once for saying he looked like Frank Stallone. And then, I got over it.
1 HudsonHughesrealDad 2018-03-16
I've never used the Pal Talk chat before, I just know a lot of people on Wackbag were upset about how thin skinned Anthony was and being banned.
1 JamieConway 2018-03-16
He wrote this and then of course blocked me right after. All it took was calling him a pussy for doxing that guy at his school.
1 DryTeeth 2018-03-16
The best is how he measures "success"
The Anthony Cumia Happiness & Success Index:
of Twitter Followers
Twitter Feed & History Whether You Bash Him or Not
of Videos of Weird Old Men Doing Karaoke in a Finished Basement.
1 redtheftauto 2018-03-16
Nice copy paste, stupid
1 Peckahnator 2018-03-16
This. He has 50 of them pre-written in a text document.
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2018-03-16
Back to OBSCURITY!!!!!!!!
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-03-16
The compound is definitely not obscure
1 LetsGoToThePhones 2018-03-16
You forgot the emote at the end to show how little you care about the person you decided to privately DM.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-03-16
This is more or less what Stern said to Opie & Anthony years ago.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-03-16
Is he talking to himself?
1 CoolerKing37 2018-03-16
No emojis? Ant's slipping...
1 sirlucd 2018-03-16
Tell us how you really feel.
1 GeMigMat 2018-03-16
Isn't that exactly what Ant does? Raging against politicians and Hollywood liberals more successful than him
1 VicDumb 2018-03-16
And that, my friends, is projection at its finest.
1 WNEW 2018-03-16
And he'd totally be kissing their asses if he actually met them
I don't know why people get all giddy when their Q-List celebs take pot shots at the actual draws; Totally not coming from a place of jealous, especially in the entertainment world. Not at all.
1 Batbraj 2018-03-16
The nerve of this fucking HVAC repairman. That's literally what got you to your level of "fame" fucking stupid wop nigger
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-03-16
HVAC???You wish.He was a tin knocker.
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-03-16
Old people are terrible at the internet.
1 justneedtologin 2018-03-16
He seems to confuse us with actual haters, like people who are consumed by bitterness and jealousy toward a successful person. None of us wish we were Ant. To be running that horrible network and hanging out with other middle-aged pedophiles on the weekends. It's a nightmare scenario. We're more like little kids at the zoo throwing shit at the baboons and watching them freakout in impotent rage.
1 drakenthegreat 2018-03-16
Does he forget that he was a nobody until his mid 30's? And he's a D-list celebrity at best? I've hung out with people richer than him that bragged less when they had much more. He really is just a nigger rich wop with absolutely zero self awareness.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-03-16
Woah, you've hung out with rich people?! What's the secret to becoming that cool? Please tell us
1 fingerrockets 2018-03-16
Go out to highbrow cultural shit or join/volunteer for at local civic groups or government. eventually you will run into one and who knows, you might just get to know them.
2 TittyMtnhighway 2018-03-16
And then I can go to their dinner parties. Thsts so COOL!
1 fingerrockets 2018-03-16
yup, just don't take any $20 bills from the money bowl. They leave those in for weeding out plebeians.
1 I-take-beast-shits 2018-03-16
beautiful
1 dropngo 2018-03-16
Brother Joe and Ant's other minions are convinced to this day that everyone desperately wants an invite to the Compound Parties. Footage has been released of these parties and they're basically cringeworthy hillbilly karaoke horror shows. It says a lot about the delusional mentality of Ant & his crew that they think it's the hot ticket.
1 SamsHairLine 2018-03-16
Looks like you touched a nerve pal
1 Chippahjim 2018-03-16
You can't trash people more successful than. Luckily Ant only punches.
What does he think Twitters for? Who does he think would be acceptable to trash him? A-list movie stars?
He also retweets compliments with "thanks, pal." What a fag.
1 jokespot 2018-03-16
Dismissed.
1 schmurmems 2018-03-16
"enjoy your shitty life." Isn't this the same guy that says prison isn't a big deal because "it just becomes your life"?
1 GeMigMat 2018-03-16
Ant probably would enjoy being Vern Schillinger in prison
1 HookerMouth82 2018-03-16
He'd be Beecher and you know it.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-03-16
Beecher eventually started fighting back successfully. Antknee is an African Peter Schibetta.
1 HookerMouth82 2018-03-16
Regardless, we can all agree he definitely would get fucked in the ass.
1 rahtin 2018-03-16
Peter never backed down, he got caught slipping.
1 peckaface 2018-03-16
His post describes The O&A show perfectly. What a projecting little faggot.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-03-16
I might be a loser but if my mother was dying I'd still visit her and I've never been to jail for domestic violence, or had a DUI and lost my license, or lost my guns, or fired from a multi million dollar gig for Twitter rants, or tried to fuck children on vine and Twitter, or been catfished, or had my father call me a pissy eyed faggot.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-03-16
Or dug big craters into your face to rid yourself of zits?
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-03-16
But have you had your father piss in your mouth?
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-03-16
Yeah 😞
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-03-16
No brother Joe only makes me spit in his
1 dsmoll43 2018-03-16
yeah but how many followers do you have?
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-03-16
Ant blocked me because I reminded him that he was in no position to criticize prisoners that get escorted to the hospital when sick because he did just that when arrested for domestic violence. I didn't even get a generic banishment to obscurity message.
1 rahtin 2018-03-16
Source?
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-03-16
He had to go to the hospital to get some faggoty heart medication while in jail. I don't have a source because it was on the Anthony cumia show and nobody watches the shit.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-03-16
...and I'll bet he blocked you after that.
So brave.
1 JamieConway 2018-03-16
Within seconds. He truly is a huge pussy.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-03-16
Lol, within seconds? He really has devolved into a teenage girl if he's got that close of an eye on his Twitter.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-03-16
He forgot his emoticon.
1 eTm9000 2018-03-16
Reminder
Born: April 26, 1961 (age 56)
1 hoohootellemkeith 2018-03-16
Construction on the Berlin Wall had not yet begun.
1 saessea 2018-03-16
Isn't he describing the O&A show?
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-03-16
He lost his verified account and is shadowbanned on his new one for doing just what he accused you of...
1 Yaseetheo 2018-03-16
Is he really shadowbanned?
1 butts_mckinley 2018-03-16
Back to obscurity! Hahaha holee shit
1 jewpotatos 2018-03-16
He’s basically 60. Pretty tragic.
1 Senators86 2018-03-16
He's not wrong, though.
1 shakedatbooty 2018-03-16
Says the guy who trashes nothing but liberals who are more successful than him.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-03-16
How the fuck is he successful? He got banned from SiriusXM again.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-03-16
"I'm squandering millions on bad choices in life, ugly girlfriends, criminal defense lawyers, awful "network", stupid electronics, booze, drugs, bad hairplugs, stupid dentures, retarded sychophants, loser family, and a McMansion next to a freeway. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!!"
1 David_Tosk 2018-03-16
Ant's not really a successful man. Why would he allude that he is. He'll be penniless before he's 60. Which is really soon.
1 rahtin 2018-03-16
He had a gpod job for 20 years. Now he has a podcast.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-03-16
I mean, his entire career was based on bashing people more successful than him a majority of the time.
Ants is truly on Opie level in different kinds of ways. He can dish it but he can't take it. Little faggot.
1 conchopeterpumper 2018-03-16
Ok, how is your career going?
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-03-16
Hi ant.
You gonna ask me how many followers on twitter I have next?
1 conchopeterpumper 2018-03-16
Ok, how many?
1 rahtin 2018-03-16
He's not wrong.
1 Psikly 2018-03-16
Pure projection. Alcoholic. Divorced. Childless. Classless girlfriends. Lousy podcast. Worse friends. Dwindling fan-base. Watch his talk show appearances in his prime, he could (should) have been such a success, it'd almost make you feel bad for the guy. Ronnie said it best when he said Ant got lost. Hard to tell if he knew how right he was.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-03-16
This guy was a white trash Weird Al knockoff who installed air conditioning to pay the bills. He sees everyone who isn't famous as aspiring to be famous.
Kind of poetic that his desperate attention seeking both created and undid him.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-03-16
Stop picking on me, fam.
1 masao50025 2018-03-16
-said the hack who built his radio career off of trashing people who have done way more and are more successful than he ever was
1 conchopeterpumper 2018-03-16
Does the truth hurt?
1 opi3dope 2018-03-16
accurate.
1 rcharliesam 2018-03-16
Last word Ant
1 Peckahnator 2018-03-16
This. He has 50 of them pre-written in a text document.
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-03-16
HVAC???You wish.He was a tin knocker.