This sub went through a phase in which Carl was just an adorable cornball who innocently went along with Tits's stupidity because he didn't know any better.
Wow he shouted something that wasn't clever or witty, how funny! Imagine if he went into a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac, how crazy would that be! My 9 year old self would have thought that was hilarious.
This ugly spic must be well into his forties, but he behaves like an annoying fourteen year old who just had his first beer. He simply isn't funny, which is why Opie finds him so funny.
Carl is an obnoxious faggot. The guy is playing a song using a REAL instrument and his own voice, meaning he had to actually put in time and effort before being on stage and this burger flipper thinks he's cool by trying to mess him up.
Next time he should smash his guitar over his head. I'd loff at that.
He is hard to look at. I keep waiting for him to take off the Groucho nose and glasses. What an ugly fuck. And the worst part is the confidence this idiot has. I fucking hate him
Same Dunning-Kreuger Effect false confidence that hideous slag heap SaiyanZ nigger has. A disillusion that anyone with even an IQ above fucking 70 would think "where in the flying Hebrew fuck does this bag of shit get his gall?"
“Carl never disappoints in bringing the fun” is one of several comments from accounts that just CAN’T be real. I don’t hate Carl at all but there is no reason to be a “fan” of his. That anyone would follow him, think he’s funny, or root for him to get a show stretches credulity to the breaking point. These HAVE to be fake.
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1 tweettranscriberbot 2018-03-16
The linked tweet was tweeted by @carlruiz on Mar 16, 2018 03:05:46 UTC
Real Life Trolling.
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1 all_copacetic 2018-03-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7hFfwC4FB0
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2018-03-16
Oh my god, the fucking cigarettes in his hat.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-03-16
He’s having a good time brotherman, ciggies are so cool
1 loperetti 2018-03-16
Is that a thing? and where?
1 Monster_Dong 2018-03-16
Prison, typically they smoke them after they make ur asshole bleed with their peckahs.
1 Jungies 2018-03-16
I'm sorry for your loss.
1 hitch21 2018-03-16
Surprised Jimmy hasn't tried to get himself arrested if that's the treatment
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-03-16
Smoking cigarettes isn't some cool thing to be proud of. I don't get why he thinks it is. I smoke too and I'm basically ashamed. It makes you stink.
1 panasonictooth 2018-03-16
It was cool maybe up until about 20 and then that's it.
1 all_copacetic 2018-03-16
Smokers are jokers.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-03-16
I smoke fools like him on the basketball court!
1 jokespot 2018-03-16
Baby hits
1 lelgimps 2018-03-16
You dont think using ciggies like a clothing accessory is cool?
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-03-16
How obnoxious. imagine thinking you are learning comedy from Greg "retard making sperm" Hughes?
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-03-16
One day he will be physically assaulted and it will be good.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-03-16
This sub went through a phase in which Carl was just an adorable cornball who innocently went along with Tits's stupidity because he didn't know any better.
So glad we're past that.
1 loperetti 2018-03-16
He had an lower immune system than Ant or Jimmy who were able to weather Opies just absolute dumbness, even with years of daily exposure.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-03-16
He's had plenty of time to see the light. Our patience has limits.
1 deyterkyerjerb 2018-03-16
Ya this is practicing for the opie and carl show
1 NY19 2018-03-16
Wow he shouted something that wasn't clever or witty, how funny! Imagine if he went into a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac, how crazy would that be! My 9 year old self would have thought that was hilarious.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-03-16
say "realize" more
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-03-16
The Mad Lad Cuban
Fuck this guy.
1 StutterinPrickYou 2018-03-16
Tell us you really feel
1 Dawgsie 2018-03-16
“Look everyone, I smoke, and I do it in front of my parents!”
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-03-16
Everything about this guy is tryhard - His wacky t-shirts, his hipster glasses, those fucking cigarettes in his stupid hat.
1 Shittinonniggers 2018-03-16
He's the Joe DeRosa of the cooking world.
1 68rouge 2018-03-16
Wait a minute. There is only one faggot Joe DeRosa of any world.
1 maloonigans 2018-03-16
he lives in suburban hell nj
1 all_copacetic 2018-03-16
This ugly spic must be well into his forties, but he behaves like an annoying fourteen year old who just had his first beer. He simply isn't funny, which is why Opie finds him so funny.
1 68rouge 2018-03-16
Opie doent feel threaten by him yet. Wait until gets a laugh from a joke. Then tits will turn on him
1 Taureg01 2018-03-16
It's why Opie finds him non-threatening
1 RickyCatton 2018-03-16
I agree with the sentiment of this post
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-03-16
Doing the jobs Americans won't do (be second fiddle to Gregg Hughes)
1 LamarThePotato 2018-03-16
This fucking asshole is at Opie levels of obnoxiousness.
A match made in heaven for these 2.
1 Senators86 2018-03-16
Obviously graduated with full honours from the Gregg Hughes School of Funny Mofos
1 Anarox 2018-03-16
This was very Opieish
1 Shittinonniggers 2018-03-16
Carl is an obnoxious faggot. The guy is playing a song using a REAL instrument and his own voice, meaning he had to actually put in time and effort before being on stage and this burger flipper thinks he's cool by trying to mess him up.
Next time he should smash his guitar over his head. I'd loff at that.
1 68rouge 2018-03-16
He is hard to look at. I keep waiting for him to take off the Groucho nose and glasses. What an ugly fuck. And the worst part is the confidence this idiot has. I fucking hate him
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-03-16
Same Dunning-Kreuger Effect false confidence that hideous slag heap SaiyanZ nigger has. A disillusion that anyone with even an IQ above fucking 70 would think "where in the flying Hebrew fuck does this bag of shit get his gall?"
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-03-16
It's not even...funny...
1 Soriano33alfonso 2018-03-16
That isn’t real life trolling. A 18 year old intern slapping chocolates out of the hands of a 50 year old chef, is real life trolling.
1 David_Tosk 2018-03-16
No wonder he hangs with ope...
1 phead80 2018-03-16
Careful though, he's an alpha
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-03-16
And now he's going through anyone's twitter that is making fun of him.
IMMENSE levels of faggotry. We're talking writing hidden messages in sand here people
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-03-16
Im starting to like this cuban jew i dunno y
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-03-16
“Carl never disappoints in bringing the fun” is one of several comments from accounts that just CAN’T be real. I don’t hate Carl at all but there is no reason to be a “fan” of his. That anyone would follow him, think he’s funny, or root for him to get a show stretches credulity to the breaking point. These HAVE to be fake.
1 Monotoned 2018-03-16
The Opester taught'em well!
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-03-16
"Carl never disappoints on bringing the fun"
*Actual response to this tweet
1 Throwaway98709860 2018-03-16
He probably spent 45 minutes getting up the nerve to do this