r/opieandanthony: Anthony Cumia said he has dreams that the police have come for him after years of getting away with a crime.

Anthony Cumia said he has dreams that the police have come for him after years of getting away with a crime.

117 2018-03-13 by RBuddCumia

I wonder what's on his subconscious ? 🤔

41 comments

1 QuantumDice 2018-03-13

A LOT of tranny cum.

Oh wait, that's his tummy.

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-03-13

He does bad things to children.

1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-13

He did a bad thing. He is not a bad guy.

1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-13

Tell him to behave!

1 ToplessNedFlanders 2018-03-13

What episode does this drama start at? I wanna catch up on the truth. Just a regular joe, cup of coffee and the truth is how I start my day.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-03-13

When he lucid dreams, where he has total control and no consequences, he immediately starts raping women....

1 carribbeanjimmy 2018-03-13

Which is what you should do if you're lucky enough to find yourself in that sotuation... As long as you dont mistake being blackout drunk for a lucid dream.

1 Jungies 2018-03-13

So are you still on parole, or....?

1 Jungies 2018-03-13

flaps hands

1 carribbeanjimmy 2018-03-13

I went to jail to avoid probation which i would have just fucked up and ended up in jail anyway. I do have like 1.5 years left on a 3 year comditional release, so I have to NOT get arrested during that time, so I cant risk any quick Walmart runs with unbelted toddlers.

1 Leofan7 2018-03-13

Thots 'n preyers.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-03-13

Would you trust old man Cumia to make that decision?

1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-13

I've had lucid dreams a handful of times, and thats absolutely the first thing that I try to do

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-03-13

But you're not bitching on Twitter all day preaching some bizarre moral high ground.

1 Scorpy81 2018-03-13

So even in your dreams you can't imagine the girl being willing?

1 NortheastPhilly 2018-03-13

What happens is the dream usually starts with me in my own house so I immediately get in my car and find the first girl to have sex with, but I always lose grip of the dream shortly after getting in the car and it never works

1 RapistWithHIV 2018-03-13

You've raped me in my dreams numerous times if that's any consolidation.

1 decmcg 2018-03-13

His dream involves powerful men putting him in handcuffs and examining his cavities.

1 NumeroOtto 2018-03-13

dreaming he's the yellow king creeping around carcosa, but he's closer to the fan who got caught be chris hanson

1 enzo_trash 2018-03-13

carcosa, him who eats time

anthony, him who eats xanax

1 hahfdjahdfsja 2018-03-13

Death created time to grow the things that I would fuck.

1 all_copacetic 2018-03-13

I can see the similarity.

1 DoubleGuns 2018-03-13

"Time is my girlfriend's flat ass."

1 CuntyDracula 2018-03-13

He’s yellow and creepy but that’s just his liver giving out and his natural demeanor.

1 cbanks420lol 2018-03-13

BEHAVE.

1 LamarThePotato 2018-03-13

Every serial killer wishes to get caught, so I understand where he's coming from.

1 TossyMcSalad 2018-03-13

from Tunisia

1 TARE_ME 2018-03-13

Some people have reoccurring nightmares that they didn't graduate high school... oh...

1 David_Tosk 2018-03-13

He's been very open about most things in his life. Even the terrible stuff. Imagine the things he's ashamed of. How bad are they? Isn't there a serial killer in Long Island?

1 EastSideDan 2018-03-13

Serial Killer on Long Island and the most popular theory is the killer is either a current kr retired cop or someone who is in tight with the police.

Do we know anyone who would fit that description?

1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-03-13

Also many of the bodies were dumped along a road that somebody speed their shelby down.

1 David_Tosk 2018-03-13

Not unless he is also a fucking moron

1 throwbenny 2018-03-13

It would be a shame if the Wikipedia article was edited to show the latest and most likely suspect.

1 SlightFresnel 2018-03-13

I can't wait for this shit storm to get going.

1 ToplessNedFlanders 2018-03-13

That’s Scranton. Cumia is the Scranton (cock) Strangler.

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-03-13

Well, when u finger fuck 14 year olds in ur mansion for a decade, this me too shit would give u anxiety also

1 Rainbowuser13 2018-03-13

Family Values.......

1 Literal_Luke 2018-03-13

Didn't Ant go out of his way to strike up a friendship with Chris Hansen, and even acted out a parody bust with him?

The trail of bread crumbs looks more like a superhighway of entire loafs.

1 Literal_Luke 2018-03-13

Anthony revealed a long time ago what's in his subconscious.

Preemptively striking up a friendship with Chris Hansen and filming a parody of what he knows is coming for him someday is dark AF, even for Ant, but I think we've established at this point that Anthony Cumia has just about every negative trait a person can have.

I genuinely believe Ant filmed this so that when he inevitably does get busted, there will be people in the audience saying "It was just a bit!"

1 Sthenine 2018-03-13

its actually not about his taste for underage flesh. That dream is probably about him losing his (former) career and being a tin knocker again.

1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-03-13

To borrow a reference from Anthony's repertoire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCdXiOssbM0

1 i_saw_nothing 2018-03-13

The $8.95/mo Fugitive

1 i_saw_nothing 2018-03-13

ps: Keith/Anthony, that "Get Started Now" click on your subscription page today isn't an actual potential subscriber. That was me, trying to find out how much you're grifting people for your horseshit network.

^Nobody's ^actually ^interested ⁱⁿ ^signing ^up.

1 Nulltor 2018-03-13

Cock

1 danTHEdick 2018-03-13

He called them "DREAMS" HAHAHAHA that sick fucking puppy

1 DildoRenter 2018-03-13

Yeah, that's just like that nightmare that we educated people have where we are 2 credits short of graduation because we forgot to go to a class all year.