You didn't like the Hostel movies? They creeped me out cause i am a bit of a conspiracy guy and i think that shit is really happening but still...i thought they were good movies.

Never go to 1: middle East 2: Eastern Europe. Atleast you can enjoy some good hummus before you're killed in a square bombing. Dat gulash tou

I'm with you on that shit. I don't need to watch torture porn.

The instant I heard Mancow's voice it made me smile, because I could only imagine how annoyed Opie must've felt hearing that.

But the movie was too unrealistic to be enjoyable. And I don't mean the "lifelong surgeon becomes as good with handguns as a seasoned Special Forces operator by watching YouTube videos and shooting at a street sign" angle; that part was realistic.

I mean the fact that the criminals weren't all a buncha NIGGERS like they'd be in real life.

from your lips to god's ears

But the movie was too unrealistic

Only faggots care about shit like this. The rest of us clam up, grab some corn an' a container of soda, and enjoy the flick with the ol' ball and chain. Guess that's too good for you, huh big shot!

It's real life regular joe. sorry we have standards faggot.

It's real life

It's a movie you fucking mongoloid.

Hey, what do I know? Put me in front of a screen and I'm happy.

Ew. Oh no. Did they have a sequence with the protagonist watching Youtube?

Oh no.

It was a montage of him clicking suggested videos. They played that Master Po Karate Kid song under it.

Aaaaaaaagh that sounds so corny. And i had high hopes for that movie.

haven't the Death Wish movie always has unrealistic multi-ethnic gangs?

You got that right Ant.

Or when the show was featured on Louie. Jim and Ant played the wacky radio guys while Opie was the flat producer beforehand. Smart to put him in the place where he would do the least damage.

I said when it was announced, Eli better cast Wesley Snipes, or Idris Elba.

Muh token-black guy.

Go back to the other cucks.

I put Snipes first bc that's who I'd pick. Elba is who they'd cast. Stupid nigger.

Stupid Nigger

Elba is the Samuel Jackson of 2010's. Why include stupid though? Nigger already has that baked in it's meaning.

And I'd cast Snipes for non-political reasons. He's a great actor, and cheap. Bruce Willis stinks. Sin City was his last great film.

Bruce Willis is a better actor, he has just been mailing it in since the millenia.

Snipes was never good, he was the token black guy they tried to make an action star in the 90's. Never even had the charisma of the other action stars at the time, like Van Damme or Seagal.

If you wanna watch how much better Willis is, watch the Miami Vice-episode where he plays the villain.

Please, White Men Can't Jump, New Jack City, Demolition Man, Jungle Fever, Mo' Better Blues, Passenger 57, Snipes could everything except evade the Highway Patrol & the IRS. Bruce counts Hudson Hawk as one of his best films. Miami Vice is so slow Ant did a bit about it. But it's Michael Mann & you've edged me closer to making the commitment.

Please Ant wouldn't know good taste in movies if it were named Sue and had a cock.

Demolition Man is good because of Sly. Nothing else is worth watching. Compare that to Bruce Willis movies like Die hard 1-3, Last Boy Scout, Twelve Monkeys, The Jackal, Sixth Sense, Tears of the Sun, Bandits and The Hostage is better than anything Snipes have done.

And Miami Vice isn't slow, it's was a great show for the first 2-3 seasons. Beats every other cop-show ever made.

The wire is better

If you're an edgy wigger who thinks GTA SA is an accurant depiction of nigger ghettos, suuuure.

I smash like for Sue cock, but Snipes, Leary, & Bullock make D.M. watchable. Stallone has always sucked & almost ruined Copland. Willis has smirked his way through a lot of classics. And I just watched the Vice pilot recently. It's slow as fuck & corny old faggot. The Wire is from the writers of Homicide Life on the Streats, Oz, The Corner, Gone Baby Gone, Mystic River,etc

So you really are a shitty wigger with shit taste for entertainment.

Cobra is a classic, Stallone never sucked.

No, my balls just dropped. I watch De Niro, Pacino etc. What are you fucking 12? The Wire was created by white guys dummy. Five of my fav crime authors were on staff, in addition to former journalist and homicide det. And justice for all, that's a fucking movie, u like movies made for third world retards with a 85 IQ

Cool, you like the dirty and gritty stuff, makes you feel like a real man? I bet you listen to Pantera too you faggot.

Of course Cobra's a classic. Liking Pacino is gritty..mkay

Yeah, back when he wasn't a wigged faggot he did "gritty New York"-movies. You know, the same movie that hack Martin Scorsese has been making for the last 40 years.

Edgelord. Scorsese last movie was about two priests.

Faaawkin young choir-boys or sumthin'?

-Chip Carlin

And Justice for All was Baltimore.

Same shit, different name.

Both got niggers, so I guess you're correct. I was about to give you shit for writing Chip(like I wouldn't know who it was), when I look up & see it says Carlin. Fawkin homerun!

Plus I forgot Too Wong Foo, that movie's so good I don't even mind sounding like a faggot.

His best movie was Hard Luck btw.

Hard Luck? Old man redbox has a movie rec.

It suffers from the same shit that all the other modern action movie-films. It's completely forgetabble, the action is not good and it's way too polished.

And it's PC compared the originals.

Just to give a hint: Bronson when asked about doing the Death Wish-movie responded with: I would like that and the agent or whatever asked: the movie? No, shoot criminals.

If Opie gets mad enough to go off on a racist tirade in his next awful video, this sub would be conflicted about him all of a sudden.

No, we wouldn't. He is completely irredeemable unless he livestreams killing himself.

I was with you until the haters comment. Stop talking like an inner city black yout.

No need for hatespeech, goodfella.

is Bruce Willis actually fully awake for this one?

Tssk what about Kyle Jazz?

Turd?

Turd what do you think about this vigilante TURD? TURD?!?

Yeah I seen it a few nights ago, made me smile that Mancow has a gig and is in a feature film in 2018 and Opie is walking around New York with his cell phone.