Ant, since we know you lurk here religiously, nobody is making you listen to a bunch of teenagers talk about gun control.
148 2018-02-28 by TinKnockinMoroccan
You choose to do this. Both because you're a self styled political talk show host and because you're a lonely man who is spending the dwindling remainder of his existence in a state of constant anger over twitter.
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1 AntwansBobo 2018-02-28
And he lost all his guns and he’s mad
1 SGFTI 2018-02-28
He still illegally carries around guns.
Likely ones registered in Keith's name.
Remember, when you outlaw guns only outlaws will have guns.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
NOT JUST IN KEITH'S NAME, THEY ARE IN BROTHER JOE'S NAME, TOO. THEY LET ME PLAY WITH THEM WHEN I COME OVER TO THEIR HOUSES TO SUCK THEIR CIRCUMCISED PENISES, FAM.
1 CasinoIndian 2018-02-28
He's lost his guns and now he's lost his mind, at The Compound...
1 CrackerGoodyear 2018-02-28
Ant, I'm glad you lost your job, guns, and soon, your money. Hope you enjoyed your Wop-rich lifestyle because soon, your past will catch up to you (you know what I'm talking about) and you'll be nothing more than a high school drop out rotting away behind bars.
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-02-28
"You are going to be incarcerated"
-Louis CK
1 TravisBickle1990 2018-02-28
"Can I pull my penis out now?"
-Louis CK
1 dackots 2018-02-28
"Sure."
And then they cry rape 15 years later.
1 Antiquidated 2018-02-28
I like this omen and support it 100%
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-02-28
Good lord, why the hostility? Why is Ant going to jail? Fucking trannies isn't illegal, but if it is, call me Al Capone
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-02-28
Call me Pablo Escobar.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-02-28
No thanks
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
THANK THE GOOD LORD CHRIST IN HEAVEN THAT FUCKING TRANNIES IS NOT ILLEGAL, FAM.
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2018-02-28
Opie?
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
THAT'S NOT GREGGSHELLS OPIE, HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN COMPUTERS, FAM.
1 RahnBayngtin 2018-02-28
Ooooohhhh... tasty.
Let’s speculate.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-02-28
If you know something, say it already. Mostly because we want to know.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
AND MY TANKS AND MY GUNS AND MY BOMBS AND MY GUNS.
IN YOUR HEAD. IN YOUR HEAD. YOU ARE CRYING.
IN YOUR HEAD. IN YOUR HEAD. ZOMBIE. ZOMBIE. ZOMBIE-EH AYE-EH AYE-EH AYE-EH WHOAH-UH.
1 gometaboys 2018-02-28
I like how you added the zombie part in case it was a little too subtle for the average reader
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
I LIKED IT, TOO, FAM.
THANKS FOR YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.
1 vichenleyssister 2018-02-28
the pendulum is swinging back the other way
1 BergStonewall 2018-02-28
Ant, can I have an iPad?
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-28
Depends how young and innocent you look
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
SEND ME DICK PICS AND YOUR PAYPAL EMAIL ADDRESS, THEN GO BUY THE IPAD AND TEXT ME A PICTURE OF THE RECEIPT, FAM.
ALSO, I WILL ARRANGE TRAIN FARE TO MY COMPOUND IN ROSLYN HEIGHTS ON LONG ISLAND. I WILL SEND YOU THE E-TICKET, FAM.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2018-02-28
Thats one of those things that I heard was going on, but haven't actually listened to it because I know it would just piss me off. I'm a lonely alcoholic just like Ant. I still "suit-up" and clock in down at the jobsite though (unlike Mr Fancy-pants Cumia). I just avoid the news Facebook and Twitter in order to ignore shit that annoys me, pretty simple actually, but what the hell do I know?
1 loperetti 2018-02-28
Lol what? Aren't you the violent felon? Everyone agrees, your type of person shouldn't have access to firearms.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2018-02-28
I agree, I definitely shouldnt have them, unlike Jim Norton i have valid reasons for "not trusting myself with one". Also when I did own guns, i never "misplaced" mine.. My original point was I just dont want to hear spolied little shit-dicks talk about how a world they've never actually experienced should be run, on any topic. So I avoid listening to them, like Anthony should try to do as well.
1 loperetti 2018-02-28
Fair enough.
1 Dirty_Deebs 2018-02-28
Why do you wanna end it? What happened?
1 carribbeanjimmy 2018-02-28
Oh I wasnt gonna kill myself... Jim glanced at a kitchen knife once while arguing with his ex-gf and now he thinks he has some sort of insatiable blood-lust and cant own guns. I moved to Brooklyn and commute through "Boogie-town Junction" everyday, and given my tendency for violent outbursts and complete lack of empathy for others I would probably pull a Bernie Goetz at least once a week.
1 FecklessKing 2018-02-28
Bring your first born son with you when it happens. We need it for story continuity.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
I TRY TO DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH EVERY NIGHT AND FEEL HORRIBLE REGRET WHEN I WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY AND DID NOT DIE IN MY SLEEP, FAM.
1 HappensHappen 2018-02-28
I disagree somewhat. You say "no one is making you listen to (the teenagers)" but that's kinda not true. The mainstream media is shoving those kids and their talking points down our throats. You can't really choose to not listen to them.
Ant is right to complain; his problem is that the appropriate way to complain is to make one or two mature & levelheaded tweets and leave it at that, not obsessively and angrily tweet all day every day like he does.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-02-28
You absolutely can. I haven't watched or read anything about them because I don't give a shit. I don't think mass shootings are a problem and I don't care if the government takes people's guns away. So I have no interest in this story and I'm only aware of if because tangentially related topics get posted on this site.
It's absolutely possible to not pay attention to this shit if you don't want to.
1 AirplaneStrikesBack 2018-02-28
The only time I see anything about this shit is when I go on FB, and then I remember why I hate FB and close it.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-02-28
Whenever a person says something is being "shoved down our throats" I assume they only listen to one side of an issue.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
THE ONLY THING I WANT SHOVED DOWN MY THROAT IS A BIG, VEINY COCK. EXTRA CREDIT IF IT'S A BLACK GUY, FAM.
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2018-02-28
You're right, you can choose to ignore basically all political talk if you want. But it's not always the best idea since it directly affect you (even if you live in another country as precedents get followed)
Happens isn't entirely wrong though. Turn on football and they are protesting. Turn on baseball and they are wearing the school caps of the latest school shooting. Turn on a late night talk show and it's half political jokes. Go to see a movie or comedy show and you might be forced into hearing a specific political/social message. Radio...same shit. Entertainment in general has been hijacked by political bullshit more than ever
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-02-28
There hasn't been a period in human history where every available form of media wasn't filled with political messages. I honestly don't see any evidence to suggest it's worse now than it ever was. People are just more aware of the prevalence.
But we're not talking about the abstract idea of being exposed to political messages that you don't want to see/hear(nobody complains about the message they agree with BTW). It's Ant complaining that he is being forced to listen to these kids, as if he isn't deeply embroiled in this stupid debate. If he wasn't arguing about guns for 14+ hours every, he wouldn't constantly be exposed to them.
1 youarethewooorst 2018-02-28
You don't think mass shootings are a problem? LOL, how nice for you. I guess you're lucky enough to have never been in one or lost a child in one 'cause a lot of us aren't that lucky. And this doesn't happen in any other country but that would take critical thinking - something most of you here lack.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-02-28
No, statistically they're insignificant.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-02-28
I spend like all day online and couldn't even tell you the names of any of these kids. I watch and follow the news a lot. I don't know anything about any of the kids or what they want. It's super easy to avoid.
1 dirtmerchant1980 2018-02-28
I’m barely even aware of what you’re talking about. It’s pretty easy if you don’t fuck with Facebook.
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1 zersch 2018-02-28
Ant don't listen to these jokers. I've a great idea for a show I could host on your network. Talkin' Funny where I discuss newspaper comic strips.
With a focus on Ziggy comics from the late 70s.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-28
Sounds much more interesting and relevant than Mornin'! with Bill Shultz and Joanne Nosuchinsky
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-02-28
I've never heard of either of those people.
1 BergStonewall 2018-02-28
One is apparently equal to Norton in his abilities to riff with Ant and the other was the hole on Red Eye.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-02-28
Joanne might be funny, but she clearly isn't Norton-esque in riffing abilities.
1 Fagghouli 2018-02-28
Yeah i don't see the comparasions either, Ant doesn't want to make sweet love to this one.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
THE ONLY THING I WANT TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO IS A TRANNY WITH BIG TITS AND STILL HAS AN INTACT PENIS AND ASSHOLE, FAM.
1 MonsteRain 2018-02-28
Sounds like it would be a show hosted by a character Jim created and a name Todd made up
1 Bouquet_of_seaweed 2018-02-28
He can't even get the funny person from Red Eye because he got a handy from Stetten in the jacuzzi and their relationship blew up.
1 1qw1qw1 2018-02-28
This probably exists. there's a podcast for fucking everything
And they're all more entertaining than the shot on compound media
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
DON'T WORRY, THESE JOKERS HAVE NO EFFECT ON OUR LIVES, FAM.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-02-28
Nice fam, stupid
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
I STILL LOVE SUCKING COCK, FAM.
1 SGFTI 2018-02-28
A lot of my young years were spent in the town Ziggy's creator was from. He even hand-painted Ziggy on the water tower. This summer there's plans to paint the water tower and there's a petition going around to preserve it.
With deep insightful knowledge like this I should probably be your co-host.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-02-28
I heard Ziggy was a fag
1 Humble_is_great 2018-02-28
Ant shouldn’t even have a horse in this race since he can’t (legally) possess firearms
1 loperetti 2018-02-28
Has this been confirmed?
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
I CAN POSSESS FIREARMS. I AM NOT A CRIMINAL WHO SUCKS DICKS, JUST SOMEONE WHO SUCKS DICKS, FAM.
1 DicklesTheClown 2018-02-28
People like to make themselves rage, and these "kids" are perfect rage fuel.
1 Nulltor 2018-02-28
The energy, time, and effort he puts into being a miserable cunt is astounding.
1 FecklessKing 2018-02-28
It cost him his job, his fanbase, and his reputation. The cost of believing you're right and they're wrong, I guess.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
I AM JUST ABOUT BREAKING EVEN AFTER I TOOK OUT THAT THIRD MORTGAGE TO SUPPLEMENT THE COST OF ARTIE'S HEROIN AND FENTANYL ADDICTIONS AND ALL THE EMERGENCY ROOM VISITS, FAM.
1 deliriumtriggered 2018-02-28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUqYn3gGpvk
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-02-28
Ant is a pubic-haired ninny
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-02-28
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN!?!?!?!? FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
IT'S JUST WHERE I LEFT IT, BUT I DIDN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LEFT IT AND THERE'S A CRAZY MANIAC CHICK RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE, FAM.
1 realister 2018-02-28
I haven't watched one clip from the townhall or any of the kids, its easily avoidable.
1 FecklessKing 2018-02-28
Not after a 12 pack of Bud Light it's not.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. BUD LIGHT IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS, FAM.
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-02-28
I actually think Ant stopped visiting since we started posting pictures of naked healthy attractive women
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
THOSE PICTURES MAKE MY STOMACH TURN. I WANT MORE PICTURES OF GUYS WITH TITS SO I CAN DREAM ABOUT SUCKING THEIR DICKS, FAM.
1 JesusHDice 2018-02-28
This place is crazy. O&A gave you years of entertainment and all you do is shit on them. I still subscribe to Compound Media, it's not the best but there are some good shows. Anthony is still hilarious, even with part-time Artie (LOL!) So what if he's a bitter repressed homsexual who never acquired the skills to maintain a relationship with a woman or make actual friends outside of a few wack pack sycophants? So what if he's obsessed with the tiny world of social media because he's not equipped to deal with the real one? So what if his alcoholism stems from probable child abuse which he now, like so many other cases, just acts out on by preying on children? He's doing just fine.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
THANKS FOR YOUR FINANCIAL SUPPORT BY SUBSCRIBING TO MY MINOR LEAGUE PODCAST NETWORK. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE OBSCURE MORNING SHOW JOCKS THAT I TOOK OUT A THIRD MORTGAGE TO PAY FOR, FAM.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-02-28
I refuse to believe there are people with a pulse who do this.
1 FloggingTheHorses 2018-02-28
I know people complain about it, but to get to that age without a family must be so fucking lonely, even if you deny it and cling onto guns, trannies, booze and jacuzzis.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
YEAH, MY LIFE IS TOUGH, FAM.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-02-28
Anthony, when you have to move Compound Media back to the actual compound, please reconsider the suggestion that you kill yourself.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
COMPOUND MEDIA IS BREAKING EVEN, AND KEITH THE TOP TOLD ME THIS HIMSELF. NOBODY IS MOVING ANYTHING ANYWHERE, FAM.
1 Titsasspenisballs 2018-02-28
Yeah Ant you're a big ass faggot
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
HA HA HA HA HA HO LEE SHIT, YOU FOUND ME OUT, FAM.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
YES, I DO LURK HERE, BUT I SOMETIMES CANNOT SUPPRESS MY INNATE URGE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM A TRANSSEXUAL FUCKER WHO ALSO LIKES TO DABBLE IN CONFUSED, CREW-CUT CHICKS WHO LOOK LIKE GUYS, FAM.
I AM DISAPPOINTED WHEN I DON'T FIND A DICK AND BALLS WHEN FEELING "HER" UP, THOUGH.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-02-28
We get it
1 Antiquidated 2018-02-28
His bit fucking stinks. We all know PFGSCIPLE is the real nigga
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
WHO'S TO SAY, FAM?
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
I DON'T THINK YOU DO, FAM.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-02-28
Obligatory Bennington clip coming up
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2018-02-28
(Seinfeld theme plays on a loop)
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-02-28
You should tweet this at him but your seven followers wouldn't care and he'd just block you after you call him Tranpa.
1 AirplaneStrikesBack 2018-02-28
The only time I see anything about this shit is when I go on FB, and then I remember why I hate FB and close it.
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2018-02-28
You're right, you can choose to ignore basically all political talk if you want. But it's not always the best idea since it directly affect you (even if you live in another country as precedents get followed)
Happens isn't entirely wrong though. Turn on football and they are protesting. Turn on baseball and they are wearing the school caps of the latest school shooting. Turn on a late night talk show and it's half political jokes. Go to see a movie or comedy show and you might be forced into hearing a specific political/social message. Radio...same shit. Entertainment in general has been hijacked by political bullshit more than ever
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-02-28
THE ONLY THING I WANT SHOVED DOWN MY THROAT IS A BIG, VEINY COCK. EXTRA CREDIT IF IT'S A BLACK GUY, FAM.
1 youarethewooorst 2018-02-28
You don't think mass shootings are a problem? LOL, how nice for you. I guess you're lucky enough to have never been in one or lost a child in one 'cause a lot of us aren't that lucky. And this doesn't happen in any other country but that would take critical thinking - something most of you here lack.