Ant, since we know you lurk here religiously, nobody is making you listen to a bunch of teenagers talk about gun control.

148  2018-02-28 by TinKnockinMoroccan

You choose to do this. Both because you're a self styled political talk show host and because you're a lonely man who is spending the dwindling remainder of his existence in a state of constant anger over twitter.

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And he lost all his guns and he’s mad

He still illegally carries around guns.

Likely ones registered in Keith's name.

Remember, when you outlaw guns only outlaws will have guns.

NOT JUST IN KEITH'S NAME, THEY ARE IN BROTHER JOE'S NAME, TOO. THEY LET ME PLAY WITH THEM WHEN I COME OVER TO THEIR HOUSES TO SUCK THEIR CIRCUMCISED PENISES, FAM.

He's lost his guns and now he's lost his mind, at The Compound...

Ant, I'm glad you lost your job, guns, and soon, your money. Hope you enjoyed your Wop-rich lifestyle because soon, your past will catch up to you (you know what I'm talking about) and you'll be nothing more than a high school drop out rotting away behind bars.

"You are going to be incarcerated"

-Louis CK

"Can I pull my penis out now?"

-Louis CK

"Sure."

And then they cry rape 15 years later.

I like this omen and support it 100%

Good lord, why the hostility? Why is Ant going to jail? Fucking trannies isn't illegal, but if it is, call me Al Capone

Call me Pablo Escobar.

No thanks

THANK THE GOOD LORD CHRIST IN HEAVEN THAT FUCKING TRANNIES IS NOT ILLEGAL, FAM.

Opie?

THAT'S NOT GREGGSHELLS OPIE, HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN COMPUTERS, FAM.

Ooooohhhh... tasty.

Let’s speculate.

If you know something, say it already. Mostly because we want to know.

AND MY TANKS AND MY GUNS AND MY BOMBS AND MY GUNS.

IN YOUR HEAD. IN YOUR HEAD. YOU ARE CRYING.

IN YOUR HEAD. IN YOUR HEAD. ZOMBIE. ZOMBIE. ZOMBIE-EH AYE-EH AYE-EH AYE-EH WHOAH-UH.

I like how you added the zombie part in case it was a little too subtle for the average reader

I LIKED IT, TOO, FAM.

THANKS FOR YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.

the pendulum is swinging back the other way

Ant, can I have an iPad?

Depends how young and innocent you look

SEND ME DICK PICS AND YOUR PAYPAL EMAIL ADDRESS, THEN GO BUY THE IPAD AND TEXT ME A PICTURE OF THE RECEIPT, FAM.

ALSO, I WILL ARRANGE TRAIN FARE TO MY COMPOUND IN ROSLYN HEIGHTS ON LONG ISLAND. I WILL SEND YOU THE E-TICKET, FAM.

Thats one of those things that I heard was going on, but haven't actually listened to it because I know it would just piss me off. I'm a lonely alcoholic just like Ant. I still "suit-up" and clock in down at the jobsite though (unlike Mr Fancy-pants Cumia). I just avoid the news Facebook and Twitter in order to ignore shit that annoys me, pretty simple actually, but what the hell do I know?

Lol what? Aren't you the violent felon? Everyone agrees, your type of person shouldn't have access to firearms.

I agree, I definitely shouldnt have them, unlike Jim Norton i have valid reasons for "not trusting myself with one". Also when I did own guns, i never "misplaced" mine.. My original point was I just dont want to hear spolied little shit-dicks talk about how a world they've never actually experienced should be run, on any topic. So I avoid listening to them, like Anthony should try to do as well.

Fair enough.

Why do you wanna end it? What happened?

Oh I wasnt gonna kill myself... Jim glanced at a kitchen knife once while arguing with his ex-gf and now he thinks he has some sort of insatiable blood-lust and cant own guns. I moved to Brooklyn and commute through "Boogie-town Junction" everyday, and given my tendency for violent outbursts and complete lack of empathy for others I would probably pull a Bernie Goetz at least once a week.

Bring your first born son with you when it happens. We need it for story continuity.

I TRY TO DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH EVERY NIGHT AND FEEL HORRIBLE REGRET WHEN I WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY AND DID NOT DIE IN MY SLEEP, FAM.

I disagree somewhat. You say "no one is making you listen to (the teenagers)" but that's kinda not true. The mainstream media is shoving those kids and their talking points down our throats. You can't really choose to not listen to them.

Ant is right to complain; his problem is that the appropriate way to complain is to make one or two mature & levelheaded tweets and leave it at that, not obsessively and angrily tweet all day every day like he does.

You can't really choose to not listen to them.

You absolutely can. I haven't watched or read anything about them because I don't give a shit. I don't think mass shootings are a problem and I don't care if the government takes people's guns away. So I have no interest in this story and I'm only aware of if because tangentially related topics get posted on this site.

It's absolutely possible to not pay attention to this shit if you don't want to.

The only time I see anything about this shit is when I go on FB, and then I remember why I hate FB and close it.

Whenever a person says something is being "shoved down our throats" I assume they only listen to one side of an issue.

THE ONLY THING I WANT SHOVED DOWN MY THROAT IS A BIG, VEINY COCK. EXTRA CREDIT IF IT'S A BLACK GUY, FAM.

You're right, you can choose to ignore basically all political talk if you want. But it's not always the best idea since it directly affect you (even if you live in another country as precedents get followed)

Happens isn't entirely wrong though. Turn on football and they are protesting. Turn on baseball and they are wearing the school caps of the latest school shooting. Turn on a late night talk show and it's half political jokes. Go to see a movie or comedy show and you might be forced into hearing a specific political/social message. Radio...same shit. Entertainment in general has been hijacked by political bullshit more than ever

There hasn't been a period in human history where every available form of media wasn't filled with political messages. I honestly don't see any evidence to suggest it's worse now than it ever was. People are just more aware of the prevalence.

But we're not talking about the abstract idea of being exposed to political messages that you don't want to see/hear(nobody complains about the message they agree with BTW). It's Ant complaining that he is being forced to listen to these kids, as if he isn't deeply embroiled in this stupid debate. If he wasn't arguing about guns for 14+ hours every, he wouldn't constantly be exposed to them.

You don't think mass shootings are a problem? LOL, how nice for you. I guess you're lucky enough to have never been in one or lost a child in one 'cause a lot of us aren't that lucky. And this doesn't happen in any other country but that would take critical thinking - something most of you here lack.

No, statistically they're insignificant.

I spend like all day online and couldn't even tell you the names of any of these kids. I watch and follow the news a lot. I don't know anything about any of the kids or what they want. It's super easy to avoid.

I’m barely even aware of what you’re talking about. It’s pretty easy if you don’t fuck with Facebook.

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Ant don't listen to these jokers. I've a great idea for a show I could host on your network. Talkin' Funny where I discuss newspaper comic strips.

With a focus on Ziggy comics from the late 70s.

Sounds much more interesting and relevant than Mornin'! with Bill Shultz and Joanne Nosuchinsky

I've never heard of either of those people.

One is apparently equal to Norton in his abilities to riff with Ant and the other was the hole on Red Eye.

Joanne might be funny, but she clearly isn't Norton-esque in riffing abilities.

Yeah i don't see the comparasions either, Ant doesn't want to make sweet love to this one.

THE ONLY THING I WANT TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO IS A TRANNY WITH BIG TITS AND STILL HAS AN INTACT PENIS AND ASSHOLE, FAM.

Sounds like it would be a show hosted by a character Jim created and a name Todd made up

He can't even get the funny person from Red Eye because he got a handy from Stetten in the jacuzzi and their relationship blew up.

This probably exists. there's a podcast for fucking everything

And they're all more entertaining than the shot on compound media

DON'T WORRY, THESE JOKERS HAVE NO EFFECT ON OUR LIVES, FAM.

Nice fam, stupid

I STILL LOVE SUCKING COCK, FAM.

A lot of my young years were spent in the town Ziggy's creator was from. He even hand-painted Ziggy on the water tower. This summer there's plans to paint the water tower and there's a petition going around to preserve it.

With deep insightful knowledge like this I should probably be your co-host.

I heard Ziggy was a fag

Ant shouldn’t even have a horse in this race since he can’t (legally) possess firearms

Has this been confirmed?

I CAN POSSESS FIREARMS. I AM NOT A CRIMINAL WHO SUCKS DICKS, JUST SOMEONE WHO SUCKS DICKS, FAM.

People like to make themselves rage, and these "kids" are perfect rage fuel.

The energy, time, and effort he puts into being a miserable cunt is astounding.

It cost him his job, his fanbase, and his reputation. The cost of believing you're right and they're wrong, I guess.

I AM JUST ABOUT BREAKING EVEN AFTER I TOOK OUT THAT THIRD MORTGAGE TO SUPPLEMENT THE COST OF ARTIE'S HEROIN AND FENTANYL ADDICTIONS AND ALL THE EMERGENCY ROOM VISITS, FAM.

Ant is a pubic-haired ninny

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN!?!?!?!? FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S JUST WHERE I LEFT IT, BUT I DIDN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LEFT IT AND THERE'S A CRAZY MANIAC CHICK RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE, FAM.

I haven't watched one clip from the townhall or any of the kids, its easily avoidable.

Not after a 12 pack of Bud Light it's not.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. BUD LIGHT IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS, FAM.

I actually think Ant stopped visiting since we started posting pictures of naked healthy attractive women

THOSE PICTURES MAKE MY STOMACH TURN. I WANT MORE PICTURES OF GUYS WITH TITS SO I CAN DREAM ABOUT SUCKING THEIR DICKS, FAM.

This place is crazy. O&A gave you years of entertainment and all you do is shit on them. I still subscribe to Compound Media, it's not the best but there are some good shows. Anthony is still hilarious, even with part-time Artie (LOL!) So what if he's a bitter repressed homsexual who never acquired the skills to maintain a relationship with a woman or make actual friends outside of a few wack pack sycophants? So what if he's obsessed with the tiny world of social media because he's not equipped to deal with the real one? So what if his alcoholism stems from probable child abuse which he now, like so many other cases, just acts out on by preying on children? He's doing just fine.

THANKS FOR YOUR FINANCIAL SUPPORT BY SUBSCRIBING TO MY MINOR LEAGUE PODCAST NETWORK. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE OBSCURE MORNING SHOW JOCKS THAT I TOOK OUT A THIRD MORTGAGE TO PAY FOR, FAM.

I still subscribe to Compound Media

I refuse to believe there are people with a pulse who do this.

I know people complain about it, but to get to that age without a family must be so fucking lonely, even if you deny it and cling onto guns, trannies, booze and jacuzzis.

YEAH, MY LIFE IS TOUGH, FAM.

Anthony, when you have to move Compound Media back to the actual compound, please reconsider the suggestion that you kill yourself.

COMPOUND MEDIA IS BREAKING EVEN, AND KEITH THE TOP TOLD ME THIS HIMSELF. NOBODY IS MOVING ANYTHING ANYWHERE, FAM.

Yeah Ant you're a big ass faggot

HA HA HA HA HA HO LEE SHIT, YOU FOUND ME OUT, FAM.

YES, I DO LURK HERE, BUT I SOMETIMES CANNOT SUPPRESS MY INNATE URGE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM A TRANSSEXUAL FUCKER WHO ALSO LIKES TO DABBLE IN CONFUSED, CREW-CUT CHICKS WHO LOOK LIKE GUYS, FAM.

I AM DISAPPOINTED WHEN I DON'T FIND A DICK AND BALLS WHEN FEELING "HER" UP, THOUGH.

We get it

His bit fucking stinks. We all know PFGSCIPLE is the real nigga

WHO'S TO SAY, FAM?

I DON'T THINK YOU DO, FAM.

Obligatory Bennington clip coming up

(Seinfeld theme plays on a loop)

You should tweet this at him but your seven followers wouldn't care and he'd just block you after you call him Tranpa.

The only time I see anything about this shit is when I go on FB, and then I remember why I hate FB and close it.

You're right, you can choose to ignore basically all political talk if you want. But it's not always the best idea since it directly affect you (even if you live in another country as precedents get followed)

Happens isn't entirely wrong though. Turn on football and they are protesting. Turn on baseball and they are wearing the school caps of the latest school shooting. Turn on a late night talk show and it's half political jokes. Go to see a movie or comedy show and you might be forced into hearing a specific political/social message. Radio...same shit. Entertainment in general has been hijacked by political bullshit more than ever

THE ONLY THING I WANT SHOVED DOWN MY THROAT IS A BIG, VEINY COCK. EXTRA CREDIT IF IT'S A BLACK GUY, FAM.

You don't think mass shootings are a problem? LOL, how nice for you. I guess you're lucky enough to have never been in one or lost a child in one 'cause a lot of us aren't that lucky. And this doesn't happen in any other country but that would take critical thinking - something most of you here lack.