A Question We All Should've Asked Long Before Now
5 2018-02-28 by OutlawMemer
Why was Daniel "Guitar Zero" Ross, a dreidel-spinner down to his very core, such good friends with unrepentant Nazi cosplayer Anthony "Sue's Lightning" Cumia? Is Danny rightfully self-loathing toward his slimy semetic roots, or was it a tacit admission on his part that the Holocaust indeed never happened? Discuss.
9 comments
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-02-28
sir, did you mean to say cosplayer Nazi?
1 OutlawMemer 2018-02-28
That's his brother.
1 momomike 2018-02-28
the holocaust did happen and I find this thread to be abominable and pure bigotry. my grandfather survived a death camp when glorious Soviet soldiers liberated him, but by then he was already scarred both figuratively and literally. Every night they would make him watch as they murdered his wife. They didn’t even give him good seats, either. He had to watch from inside of a cage that he shared with a bear and an eagle (both very aggressive). Later he was placed in a dark room and forced to read nazi propaganda. unable to see they provided him with a lamp. But this was no act of kindness. no no no no. The lampshade was made from the flesh of his best friend. Should I go on or is that enough for you, racist?
1 OutlawMemer 2018-02-28
No need, I already came. Thanks, sweetie. ;)
1 momomike 2018-02-28
are you implying you get sexual pleasure from hearing about the atrocities that the Jewish people suffered? you terrible bastard!
1 theRealOpieraqioxyz 2018-02-28
dude, he's obviously being sarcastic
1 HappensHappen 2018-02-28
You should put the part about the soviet liberators at the end because it makes it sound like the russians did all those things to him.
Russians murder you in mundane and impersonal ways; they don't generally make people into lamps.
1 momomike 2018-02-28
thanks for the feedback, and I agree. I edited out a couple pronouns as to be more specific. I think it’s more clear now.
1 CrackerGoodyear 2018-02-28
Danny, a grown "Man," sniveled like a little faggot because he lost a video game contest. I totally forgot about that!