I counted while shitting just now. Anthony has angrily tweeted or RT'ed over 40 times in the last hour about children and gun violence. The man is sick, people
115 2018-02-21 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK
65 years old and addicted to social media. What a fucking idiot.
67 comments
21 3stepsbackward 2018-02-21
Nice to see Anthony finally go after the real oppressors here: children that have been shot at. At least he's not fucking them, I guess.
13 Tom_Stall 2018-02-21
Now who's being naive?
13 FoetusCorruptus 2018-02-21
Remember, he's still hilarious.
3 dmix 2018-02-21
That's the bit! ...Right?
0 brobrobrobro1234 2018-02-21
How does OP stack up for counting all his tweets?
7 WhippingHuskies 2018-02-21
I was seriously about to post asking anyone who has twitter, how often, and what does Anthony tweet about. Does he post about politics, black failure, and PC culture all the time throughout the day?
8 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-02-21
That's pretty much it. You'd probably have to go through thousands of tweets to find him even attempting a joke.
6 WhippingHuskies 2018-02-21
He's definitely a late-stage alcoholic with booze induced dementia at this point.
3 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-21
No no no no... I am definitely a late-stage alcoholic with booze induced dementia!?
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1 FecklessKing 2018-02-21
A real mamma's boy.
2 i_saw_nothing 2018-02-21
Haven't you seen how hard he laughs when he blocks people with like, no Twitter followers? That's hysterical.
Nice try with the hate tho.
6 DJsupaman 2018-02-21
No no .. he also takes time out of the day to be a pedophile.
5 WhippingHuskies 2018-02-21
Thank you, your honor.
6 PsychopathyRed 2018-02-21
When he said the thing about the thrill of seeing lead tear through a child's skull, he took it too far.
6 Zach86 2018-02-21
After every mass shooting this dude can't help himself on Twitter. It's really gross, it hasn't been a week and this dude is picking battles about bullet sizes. Would it kill this faggot to say dead kids make me sad?
4 CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2018-02-21
He cannot allow himself to feel any emotion other than blind anger.
2 okkultism 2018-02-21
His father beat (read: fucked) every last ounce of emotional vulnerability out of him as a child
1 FecklessKing 2018-02-21
And then his mom's brain rotted and she died alone.
1 BergStonewall 2018-02-21
Well, are we really any different at this point?
-1 Pale_Pen15 2018-02-21
Is there some reason he should give a shit about dead kids when he didn't know anyone involved and has none of his own?
4 Zach86 2018-02-21
General human emotion toward awful things, like a person.
-1 Pale_Pen15 2018-02-21
Sounds like a waste of time
5 okkultism 2018-02-21
Hell yeah bro being a jaded edgelord is dope
1 Pale_Pen15 2018-02-21
Man reddit really is just full of faggots
1 ObsiArmyBest 2018-02-21
Wanna smoke some reefer?
1 Thesincityattorney 2018-02-21
It would have one less faggot if you had been at Douglas Highschool.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-02-21
You were looking for somewhere with no faggots and you settled on here? Lol
3 BradyStoneheart 2018-02-21
Why does he care? He doesn’t have guns anymore.
4 rahtin 2018-02-21
Except the ones he keeps illegally.
I don't believe for a second that spook would give them all up.
Probably registered in Keith or Joe's name.
1 FecklessKing 2018-02-21
He's far too afraid of the outside world to not have a gun somewhere.
1 Jungies 2018-02-21
Fuck, I hope Missy tips off the cops about them when they inevitably break up.
3 Michelanvalo 2018-02-21
Were you angrily shitting?
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-21
Only way, brotherman. It's only a successful shit in my eyes if you're beat red in the face and the tank is splattered with blood and shit right after.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-02-21
/u/PatBattle1
3 Nulltor 2018-02-21
"Their trying to take my guns away.... Oh wait...."
3 satanssockpuppet 2018-02-21
Ant is just like the assholes my dad used to hang around and drink with at the American Legion post all afternoon. Bitchy, wheezy windbags constantly complaining about people and things that didn't even remotely affect them, all based on bits of disjointed information they gleaned while dozing in front of the teevee after dinner. It's funny how one day you're a young edgy radio shock jock and the next you're a cranky old coot bitching about the teevee news.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-21
I hate how you phonetically write TV
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-02-21
I only use "teevee" when referring to imbeciles.
1 corystereo 2018-02-21
I used to be like Ant when it came to guns, and only very recently did I change.
It was an interesting process: One day when I was at the height of anger about gun control after the Vegas shooting, (in Jim's Michu Kaku voice) it was like a cloud parted and let in the light.
I realized: Why am I getting so riled up? Why do I care so much if guns get restricted? I'm almost 35 and have never been in a situation where I truly needed a gun to prevent my death or serious injury, and I've lived in some VERY shitty nigger and spic neighborhoods. If I even had the money to buy a "quality" gun, I'd spend it on video games, computer parts, or porn instead, because those are the only luxury items I buy regularly and I know it.
Yeah, I have this fantasy that I'll have kids and they'll all grow up to be MARSOC, Green Berets, or Olympic biathlons--thus necessitating they be raised around guns but when THIS is how I react when a cute girl approaches me in public, my fate is pretty much sealed--lifelong bachelorhood.
It was an epiphany. I realize guns don't matter to me. While I don't want to see them banned, I'm not angry at the thought of their being restricted.
Ant lives in the richest neighborhood in Nassau County (I think). Roslyn Heights has like 5,000 people; 90% of them are White or Asian. He is the last person who needs to worry about his security and he knows it. Certainly not enough that he needs to go after kids who are putting more effort into meaningful change than he ever has/will.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-02-21
Guns definitely should matter to you because you should kill yourself with one.
1 WhippingHuskies 2018-02-21
You're self awareness disgusts me.
1 BergStonewall 2018-02-21
Was the smell unbearable, or was it just stale beer and spilled shots?
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-02-21
Scotch, they all drank scotch (Irishmen).
2 PhilipMarma 2018-02-21
Does he still have an infowars show?
3 WhippingHuskies 2018-02-21
Yea, he was on last week. I think he cohosts once a week or so, but I haven't really been listening recently.
2 snargfursk 2018-02-21
The dumb fuck honestly doesn't see the difference between the Secret Service carrying weapons to protect the President and his family, and arming teachers/placing security guards at schools.
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2018-02-21
I think the point is "gun free" zones are a joke. Maybe Anthony is getting a little carried away.
1 BergStonewall 2018-02-21
Carried away? Our little Anthony? Naw
-7 cq5195 2018-02-21
What is the difference? Other than one can protect the president, celebrity, airport, armored vehicle, etc. by stopping perpetrators and the other can protect students by standing in front of them and being shot to death. My highschool had a police officer on duty who wasn't even allowed to carry his gun, what good is that?
6 HookerMouth82 2018-02-21
One is a well trained killer with years of experience, and the other is an underpaid alcoholic.
3 Joemomma101 2018-02-21
And you have to undergo massive amounts of background checks to become a secret service agent. And are regularly given psychological examinations to determine if you have any problems.
3 Pale_Pen15 2018-02-21
So every cop in the country?
-2 cq5195 2018-02-21
You don't need to arm every teacher and every school has at least a few teachers responsible enough to have a fire arm.
2 db111 2018-02-21
Whoa, whoa, whoah. Slow down and describe the shit first.
2 Sippycupofpee 2018-02-21
And won’t bring it up with darosa in studio
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-02-21
One Trick AntPony
1 SuicidalMadLibs 2018-02-21
Jihad will come in no time
1 me316 2018-02-21
I guess he's worried as he spends most of his time hanging around schools so he needs his guns to defend himself.
1 mannylou 2018-02-21
im still hilarious
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-02-21
A 60 something year old man is attacking high school kids that just watched their classmates die and were shot at themselves. Maybe you disagree with their message but their like 15. But for Anthony 15 is old enough to fuck so what do I know.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-02-21
Anthony Cumia stopped being funny long ago. He's no different than Colin Flaherty or Bill O'Reilly at this point.
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1 no_one_inparticular 2018-02-21
Ant will never grasp that he is without a doubt the worst possible spokesman you could have for gun rights.
1 Thesincityattorney 2018-02-21
I counted while shitting and I think I have ass cancer based on the volume of blood in the toilet.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-02-21
Yes Anthony, "Obama" and "Hillary" are still at it with their poorly-executed and glacially paced "gun grab" so you'd better keep fighting the fight with everything you have...on Twitter. Next step: obeying the gun ownership requirements of your home state so perhaps you may be permitted to legally own one again. But one thing at a time, right now the priority is rabidly defending your right to carry arms. Well, not so much "your" right but you know what I mean.
1 Fugga6969 2018-02-21
What does he have to complain about? He already lost his guns.
-1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-02-21
It makes you sick? It's a good thing you were already on the toilet.
-7 cq5195 2018-02-21
What is the difference? Other than one can protect the president, celebrity, airport, armored vehicle, etc. by stopping perpetrators and the other can protect students by standing in front of them and being shot to death. My highschool had a police officer on duty who wasn't even allowed to carry his gun, what good is that?
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2018-02-21
I think the point is "gun free" zones are a joke. Maybe Anthony is getting a little carried away.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-21
Only way, brotherman. It's only a successful shit in my eyes if you're beat red in the face and the tank is splattered with blood and shit right after.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-02-21
Scotch, they all drank scotch (Irishmen).