Where is Prince Jim Norton (Chaturbate title) today?

Splits?

Morton no longer appears on Friday.

Probably took off work to suck cock again. He also cancelled his San Antonio show.

Is he still trying to sell small theaters like he's some sort of name?

Iceland for the week, he saved up all his tokens

Bumping uglies with the Scandinavian Slammer.

Sam thinks an AR15 is fully automatic.

Did he call it a "machine gun"?

No, but a dumbass caller, self appointed gun expert, talked about bump shoot kits making it the same as a machine gun which is total horse shit.

Times like these when Anthony in studio would help tremendously.

Help what? Help derail any chance of entertainment by going into an hour long gun rant?

Ant doesn't really know too much about firearms. He has tacky taste in guns for a man-of-means. Does he even have a single lever-action?

Cumin or the intern?

Paddock down in Vegas could have killed way more people if he'd just shot the 7 .308's he had instead of bump firing .223 rounds. He fired 1100 rounds into a crowd of 20,000 and only hit like 500 of them.

Bump fire stocks are retarded, and if he really wanted to kill a ton of people, he should have just crashed his plane into the crowd. They were like a half mile from an airport.

What is bump fire?

This thread puts too much thought into a petulant millenial's mood swings.

We're men, we should be conquering the business world and wracking up belt notches.

Let's start a cryptocurrency startup!

It's either a kind of stock or way of holding a rifle where the recoil of your shit causes your finger to pull the trigger. Instead of pop-pop-pop it's poppoppop

Ah right. Is it worth doing? Seems like you'd sacrifice accuracy.

You do, Paddock bought full bump stocks that have slides built in so that pressing it into your shoulder to fire basically causes "automatic" fire. They spread everywhere because you're not using actual burst fire like a gas powered machine gun.

Sounds like my female cousin

Uhhh, dude. The AR stands for Automatic Rifle. Boy is there egg on your fawkin face.

It stands for "ArmaLite Rifle"

Did you seriously think I didn't know that?

Most of the country doesn't understand that every last gun you can buy operates in roughly the same way.

Pull the trigger, fire a round.

AR-15 or Yosemite Sam revolvers. Pull the trigger, fire a shot.

Well yes, you pull the trigger which sets off a chain reaction that starts by the atoms around the centrifugal central compressor which in layman's terms ejaculates positrons through the air filter which target the black mass around the shell and expands at such a rapid rate that the jacket begins spiraling in 45 degree angles through the rifling. The firing pin has barely recessed back into the foward loading dock and recycles the excess gamma rays into the stock. This all happens so fast the round has already left the exit barrel and traveled several thousand dollars away before you even see the sunset.

Doesn't recoil mean you can consistently fire at a higher rate and be accurate though?

Have you fired any weapons? You'd be surprised how little kick some weapons have.

That's what I'm saying - does the AR 15 not allow you to fire at a high RPM with little recoil compared to a pistol at the same rate?

Ha no I haven't, only airsoft! Not from the the US, but all for the second amendment though...

You're comparing apples and oranges. AR fires a .223 round. Handguns can fire .22 up to .50 cal. Best answer I can give is it depends.

Why are you still listening to this garbage? What's to be gained?

Same reason people read subreddits they hate.

And what reason is that? Seems like a pointless thing to do.

I'm guessing to get angry or to laugh at terrible opinions. Ever hear of watching a shitty movie to laugh at it? It's not a brain buster

I have but I don't get that either.

Why are you even posting here?

Because I have nothing better to do

If you want to feel useful you could go over to the Ron & Fez sub. There are maybe 6 active members remaining that might appreciate some support.

It's gotten so bad that you can openly criticize Gail without catching shit for it.

Ron & Fez was never good

ok well you can just fuck right off then

This guy musta had a funny-bone-ectomy or SUMPTIN.

And what way was that, Anthony?

I resent that

Oh, are ya a tough guy?

It was a dig on that racist immigrant that fought Ronnie b. member?

Yeah I did

Guess I forgot to laugh

For the ladies

Another beta behavior. Truly.

I'd just like to ask, is your write up genuine, and if it is, what the fuck is wrong with Sam? Collecting shoes isn't interesting, it's what Basketball Americans and retarded white "hypebeasts" do. Jesus, what an uninteresting retard.

he actually thinks hes some sort of like 'hip' wigger guy though. hes 32 or so and looks like a random mong character from a video game

That's shit I had rich wigger friends do as a teenager, and see rappers do now. First hand wasn't their money, the other is singular millionaires trying to impress people and never wear the same thing twice.

Is he trying to be cool for Shade 45? The guys who probably get them sent direct for free and don't make their wives sit online to buy? I come off as an autist, but I also don't spend thousands of dollars on shoes and wrestling dolls, so I'm feeling alright.

He has a minor in sociology man, he knows his stuff

The Opie level self awareness of Jimmy Norden

Wish I could give a million upvotes for this. What a fucking idiot. he laid an exact argument of why the fucking show sucks. BE MORE FUNNY

You type like a doofus.

I would go so far as dingus.

I'd like to take a scalding frying pan and press it hard onto his lips, gums and teeth. Try cackling your way out of this one.

You should start adding Sam’s confident semi-repressed burp/yawns to the transcripts (I’m just assuming he also does it when Jim’s not in).

After reading this transcript, if intern Anthony doesn't file a complaint with HR which will definitely get Opie Roberts terminated, I'm wondering if OJ's lawyer might file a class action suit against SiriusXM for false advertising - the promos for the Jim & Sam Show use the adjectives "funny" and "entertaining" as descriptors and the show has never fulfilled either claim. I also think there's a strong case for pain and suffering damages owed to anyone who has ever listened to their terrible show.

So, the people who dislike the show are now transcribing it in great detail? Love it.

Brendon Burns is a good egg, I think I posted something of his recently.

Brendon Burns certainly seems like the kind of guy who would agree with your endorsement of Brendon Burns. And Brendon Burns would congratulate you for finally catching up with the much more sophisticated and superior British comedy audience who have learned to appreciate sophisticated and superior comedy having had the privilege of being exposed to the sophisticated and superior artistry of Brendon Burns.

Twat.

After hearing him a second time, I'm not sure I like him so much. I'm a fickle fuddamukka

Another transcript. You autistic pricks are ridiculous.

is that what you say when someone hands you a book?

I always enjoyed your Opieraqio transcripts, but I assumed you had gone completely insane and killed yourself. Please do more of these if you have the willpower.

Is there anything more disrespectful to the audience or the guest then being on your phone during the show? Sam actually feels he is a big radio star, I can't wait till that cro-magnon looking motherfucker gets canned and is relegated to his overpriced basement studio.

He's probably the cheapest morning host on the entire platform. That budget brand isn't going anywhere unfortunately.

I'd say eating on air and spending the first 45 minutes of the show going into great detail about what you are eventually going to eat on air.

Last Professional Broadcaster

Such a dullard

I, for one, do like to hear the interests and hobbies of a degenerate, transsexual-loving dry drunk worm and a criminally stupid and retarded halfwit twink.

Did he really say?:

Sam: Anyway, what was this bullshit you were talking about? Comedy or whatever.

I heard the last hour of the show today. That Brendon dude wanted to talk about Opie. He said so. He asked Sam if they could, and Sam said they’d get back to it. Then they made radio gold talking about Shitloaf being mad he didn’t get invited to dinner for most of the rest of the hour. Sam said they’d try to get to Opie next time.

I just don’t understand why Sam thinks any of his loser producers or interns are ever interesting. They simply never are.

I just don’t understand why Sam thinks any of his loser producers or interns are ever interesting.

Because it validates his loser intern past. He is still a loser so his current actions are par for the course.

why the fuck isnt BB sitting in for sam 24/7. this pathetic little faggot is buying shoes high school blacks think are trendy. his hairline is at the zenith of his skull. what the fuck dude

It always happens. A guy gets a little success and before you know it he thinks he's this amazing person who no longer needs to listen to the fans or anyone else.

UNLISTENABLE RADIO Without Jimmy in studio. I’m able to just barely tolerate him when Jim is there, because he at least knows how to keep a conversation rolling. Every friday I check in to see how long I can make it and I never last more than 5 mins. How dare he pretend he’s an actual man with relevant opinions. Jim is so goddamn good he convinces me Sam has a comedic bone in hi body sometimes..

Thank you for your service.

I'm willing to start a GoFundMe to send this subs best puncher to the next WWE event Sam is working.

Your Mission: Punch this little fucking cunt right in his stupid fucking deranged muppet face.

Travel & Accommodations included.

Sam talks like such a fucking fruit. It's not just the snarky girly tone, it's that he always takes the gayest possible angle on anything and thinks it's incredible.

I wonder if it eats up Jim and Sam that The Bonfire, which just a year ago had about 1/4 to maybe 1/3 of the viewers as J&S did, now regularly triple their views on YouTube on a daily basis. Which makes me think the listenership on Sxm is about the same.

I wonder if it bugs them, and then I wonder if they ever sit down, look at “the numbers,” and try to adapt to get back the old fans and/or bring in new ones. I know I would wonder WTF happened.