You could write a horror movie about the Cumias a la Get Out
57 2018-02-08 by OkaySeriouslyBro
Impressionable skinny young college student has left her small town in Iowa to go to college in the Big City. One night, the bar is abuzz with a outgoing Italian man who seems to be the life of the party: making everyone laugh and buying everyone shots. He flirts with her, and although initially repulsed by his appearance is won over by his charm and bank account. She goes to places she's never been before: everywhere from the Mohegan Sun to Atlantic City.
But then things take a turn for the dark. She notices sections of his mansion that her boyfriend's brother keeps her out of. She tries to go the police but they're executive producers of her boyfriend's internet talk show. She calls out for help via periscope but her boyfriend just breaks her hand and continues to search for his gun.
I don't want to give away the ending, but the brothers have been kidnapping black men with large penises and then genetically splicing those large black penises on skinny teenage white girls to create the ultimate fantasy of this millionaire creep. She escapes and kills everyone except Beavis & the kind-hearted Artie Lange, who dies anyway from an overdose in her arms.
Opie needs to fund this ASAP before Lynsi takes all his money.
28 comments
1 Bams_seed 2018-02-08
can I be a talent scout and find the black men with big dicks
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-02-08
that part happens off screen - no casting required.
although there is a scene where an above-average-looking white guy with an above-average-cock fucks a Cuban lady with small tits - i'll go ahead and sign us up for that part
1 Bams_seed 2018-02-08
pic please
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-08
You forgot the S at the beginning
1 the-CQ-bot 2018-02-08
Nice lifestyle, stupid
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-02-08
Nope, those sort of guys only go for busted single moms with psychological issues when they're white
1 jjoharanyc1 2018-02-08
I will not encourage this type of behavior, but I would absolutely go see this in the theater.
Preferably in IMAC format.
1 WeWuzKangz 2018-02-08
You don't need to go to the theatre to watch movies on your laptop
1 boring_oneliner 2018-02-08
In the end they find out THEY were the niggers all along.
1 ohpee8 2018-02-08
Whoa is this a racist sub? First time here. If so, I'm out.
1 duranfarbissina 2018-02-08
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
1 crookedmile 2018-02-08
A deeply unsettling film, the kind of horror movie that pulls from relatable human emotions like grief and resentment to ultimately become an absolute nightmare. - Larry Nassar
1 the-CQ-bot 2018-02-08
Nice premise, stupid
1 Phkna1 2018-02-08
She won the battle for the old queen's heart with a handful of cat shit.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-02-08
Speaking of old queens, character actor Jim Norton (The Comedian, Furry Vengeance) has an extended cameo as the man's neighbor who sits on their fence with binoculars watching the events of the film. Never participating in the horrors, but never looking away or trying to stop it either. As she drives away in the climax she makes eye contact with him, and he utters his first and only lines of the film: "I don't know, it's a tough one".
1 vichenleyssister 2018-02-08
Where does sue lighting come in? I'm asking for a friend...
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-08
She comes in Ant's rectum
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-02-08
If this gets made, know that I stole your idea.
1 JesusHDice 2018-02-08
I really like this, especially the 'cop is also the producer' bit. Like this guy. But I see the ending as the girl running to the media to tell her story only to find that the only people who care are a small group of sickos who've been watching the whole time. She is now just like the evil brothers - another life destroyed for their entertainment. The cycle goes on.
1 Jaeromaru 2018-02-08
lets call it Shut In
1 the-CQ-bot 2018-02-08
Nice imagination, stupid
1 RahnBayngtin 2018-02-08
Plot twist* the “brothers” are actually “brothas” and have been experiments themselves, being given vittilago by the masterhind behind it all, Mr. Vittilago and OG Penis Lover: Ms. Fez Marie Whatley
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-02-08
If this were Shyamalan movie, the twist would be that Ant is actually a decent guy.
1 thatRookie 2018-02-08
Oh yeah? Really? Well they should make a movie about us called Get LIVES!
Get it?
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-02-08
This is the best post ive ever seen
1 corystereo 2018-02-08
Taissa Farmiga is the only living actress who makes me weak in the knees. I think it’s cause she reminds me so much of my childhood crush: Jennifer Love Hewitt.
1 chippersan 2018-02-08
This is a good idea cept for the facr that Blax (Including Antney) cant become doctors so idk how he'd be able to do the brain/Cawk transplant at the end there
-Gazzy Garcia out
1 Coondoon 2018-02-08
How about a sequel with the races reversed? A black girl brings home her white boyfriend to the ghetto and all the niggers turn out to be murdering monsters?
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-02-08
that part happens off screen - no casting required.
although there is a scene where an above-average-looking white guy with an above-average-cock fucks a Cuban lady with small tits - i'll go ahead and sign us up for that part
1 the-CQ-bot 2018-02-08
Nice lifestyle, stupid
1 ohpee8 2018-02-08
Whoa is this a racist sub? First time here. If so, I'm out.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-02-08
Nope, those sort of guys only go for busted single moms with psychological issues when they're white