This sub has been infiltrated by the British and I don't like it.
111 2018-01-19 by Bonanza2020
We need a way to deal with these people, like beatings and mandatory questions about American sports.
111 2018-01-19 by Bonanza2020
We need a way to deal with these people, like beatings and mandatory questions about American sports.
189 comments
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-01-19
If they could make something funny across the pond, they wouldn't be here.
1 Dawgsie 2018-01-19
America made funny people. The UK made musical people. It evens out quite well.
1 brobrobrobro1234 2018-01-19
Even handedness is for the Dutch. Take a position.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-19
My position is me anus up.
Thoughts?
1 brobrobrobro1234 2018-01-19
It's 2018, you need to ask?
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-01-19
We can be quite rude and tactless, actually.
1 theRealOpieraqio 2018-01-19
Yeah as a Fleming I had a chuckle at that.
1 findthehalflings503 2018-01-19
Well...you stole our music
1 Dawgsie 2018-01-19
Yeah... and made it better. You’re welcome.
1 eBookMerchant 2018-01-19
No, we stole black music and made Americans feel less awkward about buying it.
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-01-19
What musical instruments did blacks invent?
Unless you mean playing the bongos like a chimp-an-zee.
😂
1 ryud0 2018-01-19
Fuck off Colin
1 holodog 2018-01-19
The digeridoo
1 BurntChrysler 2018-01-19
Explaining a joke after it bombs always makes it better.
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-01-19
Thats the bit! You dope!
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-01-19
Let it go
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-01-19
Leave it alone.
1 findthehalflings503 2018-01-19
Black music from America.
1 SickleSellout 2018-01-19
You'd struggle with the lyrics a bit without the English language...
1 ryud0 2018-01-19
If you're so good at music, how come you sing with American accents?
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2018-01-19
Not British, but:
The Office 15 Stories High Hot Fuzz Monty Python's Meaning of Life Blackadder Mr. Bean Keeping Up Appearances Spaced Shameless Fawlty Towers Four Lions Trainspotting I'm Alan Partridge The Thick of It More I'm definitely forgetting.
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2018-01-19
Spaced? The office? Dark place? Father Ted? Red dwarf? The young ones?
1 StutterinPrickYou 2018-01-19
...cricktes...
1 Bonanza2020 2018-01-19
Bill Burr is like some weird UK tv show thing from 1997, haha you guys get it right?
Not an infiltrator from a shithole country or anything
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2018-01-19
Like bowling?
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-01-19
or americas favorite game, Snookers!
he he, what a COUNTRY!
1 mattirawks 2018-01-19
They're big babies who need big numbers to make things fun. God forbid there's a 0-0 game
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2018-01-19
They (dumb Americans) need a score every 10 seconds or someone has to literal get paralysed on the field to keep there interest between outback steak house commercials..
1 Joemomma101 2018-01-19
That makes us sound pretty bad ass.
1 racemic_mixture 2018-01-19
"Americans like entertaining sports" is basicaly what I gathered.
1 ChinatownMikey 2018-01-19
Its "their", not "there". Learn English you dumb fucking limey.
1 Nah_Ming 2018-01-19
Football being gay doesn't change that soccer is also gay.
And when your country is the most powerful the world has ever seen as has as many aircraft carriers as the rest of you fags combined, you get privileges like renaming what others call football as soccer, naming a game that has nothing to do with feet football, and forcing everyone to use our dogshit units.
1 Jungies 2018-01-19
Vietnam's the size of California and populated by dirt-poor farmers in sandals and pyjamas. Remind me again who won that one?
Then there's North Korea, who you've been at war with since the 50s, and who still make it to your nightly news every time their leader farts.
On the other hand, if we're talking about the "most powerful country the world has ever seen", go look at India....and Pakistan, and Bangladesh; and understand that was once under the boot of the Brits, and at one point they killed off 2-3 times as many people as the holocaust through starvation, rather than miss their export targets.
1 Nah_Ming 2018-01-19
"Most powerful" does not imply all powerful or can do anything we want. Vietnam is explained by guerilla warfare and being mindful of out international standing (they wouldn't like us nuking an entire country). Same applies to NK. None of your points countered that the US is the most powerful country the world has ever seen. Sweet strawman brah.
1 Jungies 2018-01-19
Like nobody in India used guerrilla warfare. Or Iraq.
The US doesn't give a fuck about their international standing, and never has. You guys invaded Iraq in 2003 against international opinion, invaded Vietnam against popular opinion, stayed out of WW2 until the Japanese forced you in, and pardoned Japanese and German war criminals after the war. That whole blockade of Cuba didn't exactly look good, either; not to mention the US' human rights record.
Your argument is a bit like saying New Zealand is the most powerful country the world has ever seen, and then coming up with excuses as to why they've never demonstrated that power. The fact is, if some tin-pot dictator threatened to nuke NZ, they'd run to the negotiating table - the same as the US has.
1 Nah_Ming 2018-01-19
Which country is more powerful than the US is currently?
1 Jungies 2018-01-19
"Ever"
1 Nah_Ming 2018-01-19
Maybe the US in 2018 isn't as powerful as Great Britain was 100 years ago (GB was relatively more powerful), in absolute terms we are the most powerful. GB 100 years ago, although relatively more powerful than the US, would get fucked in the face by our UAVs and nukes. In absolute power terms, the US reigns supreme.
1 Jungies 2018-01-19
One of the odd things about Americans is that they think bigger weapons win wars, despite all the evidence against it. You dropped more (and bigger) bombs on Vietnam than were dropped in all of World War 2 - so if getting there "firstest with the mostest" (as the general said) is what wins, why did you lose to guys armed with 1940s-era assault rifles?
1 Nah_Ming 2018-01-19
So you admit that the US armed forces could take any army in past or present history, and thus the US is the most powerful country to ever exist?
Again with Vietnam with you.
1 Jungies 2018-01-19
No, I'm saying you're delusional.
How's the war in Afghanistan going, by the way? Have 16 years of nukes and UAVs finally beaten those pesky goat herders , armed with guns made out of water pipes and the occasional relic from the 1800s?
(PS if you could tapdance between "the US won't use its full military capabilities because it's about its international standing" and "the US refuses to declare war in Afghanistan as legally required to do under international law, despite worldwide political pressure" maybe with a pirouette around "the US has committed war crimes against Afghani prisoners", that'd be great)
1 Nah_Ming 2018-01-19
So which country is more powerful than the US then?
1 Jungies 2018-01-19
Just based on track record, I'd say most of the third world.
Turn it around - who do you think the US could genuinely win a war against in a timely manner, by themselves?
1 racemic_mixture 2018-01-19
Depends on your definition of win. Does planting a flag on a piece of radioactive glass because the the only living survivors are still huddled in a bunker somewhere count?
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-19
So nuking a country wouldn’t defeat it? That’s like saying the team with better players won’t win the Super Bowl. Of course nothing is guaranteed, but what’s the point of making that stupid fucking statement? Wouldn’t you rather have the better weapons, the better players, the better soldiers? I mean bigger bombs is a pretty good fucking starting point. Oh - and for the record, nukes have worked every time they’ve been tried.
1 Jungies 2018-01-19
You're both agreeing with the statement, and calling it stupid at the same time.
1 greygooser 2018-01-19
Bigger than the two we dropped on Japan?
1 corystereo 2018-01-19
I’m pretty sure when the US military went up against the VC/NVA we wiped the floor with those slants like 95% of the time. Even the famous Tet Offensive was beaten back so decisively by our military that the Vietnam general who ordered it was either executed or relieved of his command.
Vietnam didn’t ‘prove’ that America’s military might was less than godlike; it proved that there are some wars you just can’t win by bombing the shit out of your enemy.
But when it comes to bombing the shit out of enemies, we do it best. We still have bases in Afghanistan, and ISIS was only able to take hold in Iraq after we left. So we are learning our lesson, and applying that knowledge well.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-19
Go ahead and test us, then. When our boys are kicking in your doors, and your forces have fewer guns than our civilians, you can cling to your cute story about keeping your boot on illiterate spice farmers a long time ago.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2018-01-19
Anyone mention that the US have lost the last 5 wars they've been in?
1 jamegumbsowingkit 2018-01-19
The Irish fought you to a standstill.........There were areas of the UK where the Mighty British Army couldn't even set foot in up until 30 years ago for fear of being slaughtered..........See ''South Armagh''.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2018-01-19
Jeremy Clarkson did a documentary with the BBC about the history of the PC, and it was the most incredible piece of nonsense I've ever seen. Not one mention of Intel, Xerox, Microsoft, Apple, or IBM. It went from Turing to Berners-Lee. They're not people.
1 Bonanza2020 2018-01-19
Haha, hey guys this insert terrible mumbling Scottish comic who has a rubber chicken is a great truth teller just like Colin Quinn. Its like peak O&A way back in the day from early XM edgy.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-01-19
Simon Frothington or Derek Withersbottom? Both are excellent; sort of like Hicks meets Stanhope.
1 Anarox 2018-01-19
Are these real names
1 PhilipMarma 2018-01-19
No, just goofing on the Britards and their faggotyassed Anglo names. But I have agency to do that, as a dual citizen of both nations in this dispute with one of those sorts of names.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2018-01-19
Clarkson's a notorious troll when it comes to anything American... like most British humour, it's too smart and goes right over your heads
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2018-01-19
I understand. The Suez Crisis was an absolute embarrassment for your country, so I do have some sympathy, especially for wistful, old drunks like Clarkson
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-01-19
How can americans understand embarrassment when they have no concept of shame?
1 jewboy408 2018-01-19
It was an embarrassment for us too seeing as we sided with a bunch of dirty Muslims over our fellow Aryan stock.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-19
Says the guy who set up shop at his computer for an american radio show. wow he really trolled us by leaving things out in his documenchree
1 jewboy408 2018-01-19
He's not trying to be funny, like a lot of Brits hes acting superior and bitter towards us. Likely an interiority complex.
1 db111 2018-01-19
I did find Benny Hill too cerebral for my taste
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-01-19
Yeah...Mahmoud and Mohammed are known for their sense of humour.
1 SickleSellout 2018-01-19
If you're watching a documentary hosted by Jeremy Clarkson then I'm afraid the fault is yours.
1 Dennyislife 2018-01-19
His world war 2 ones were pretty cool.
1 racemic_mixture 2018-01-19
The one about the SAS raid on the nazi dry dock was a pretty badass story. I personally enjoy clarkson as a presenter, you just have to know who he is and the amount of malarkey to expect coming out of him.
1 Dennyislife 2018-01-19
Yeah. Surprised there isn't a modern film about it. Its got a bit of everything.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-01-19
His documentary about the ww2 dam raids was terrible. Didn't even mention that it killed thousand of civilians with no strategic effect.
1 Dennyislife 2018-01-19
Were they English? If not we don't care. There was a war on.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-01-19
Yes but the point is that they spent a lot of resources, time and man power on killing a few civilians. It was a total failure in a strategic sense, but in good ole uk tradition they try to spin that loss in a victory.
1 Dennyislife 2018-01-19
Yes. We are great at celebrating losing. Or making best of a bad job. Dunkirk is a heartwarming tale of every day folk pulling sleeves up and saving lives when it reality it's us running away after losing a battle.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-01-19
No didn't you see the movie? They were just eager to get home. There weren't even any Germans there! Also, it was only like what, 400 or 500 people
God that movie STUNK
1 Dennyislife 2018-01-19
Yep the movie is really disappointing and fails to get the story across really. Seems Americans who didn't grow up with the story liked it ( judging by reaction of people on here when I day its a bad film)
I'd love to chit chat but I am now off to the football. Have a train to catch and shall be having my first can at 8.30am.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-01-19
Lucky you. I gotta drive to the post office first today before I can start boozing.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-19
Jolly good.
1 LiterallyCaligula 2018-01-19
Cheer up, luv.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-01-19
"The British are coming, and it's delicious!"
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-19
“One if by land, two if bisexual.”
1 Belchides 2018-01-19
< "The British are coming, and it's delicious!"
YESSSSSSS GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-19
Ok, I want one of you Brits to explain the Nickel defense to me.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-01-19
Keep it in your pocket with your cents
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-19
Fawk yea, you are an honorary American now...not that you want to be.
1 Dawgsie 2018-01-19
We can’t. Similarly, you lot can’t explain calorie control.
1 Phkna1 2018-01-19
Like the Brits aren't fat. You are just fat with more STDs.
1 Dawgsie 2018-01-19
Some of the UK is fat. Most of the USA is fat.
1 PepsiOkay 2018-01-19
But your teeth are much worse. Or is that a stereotype?
1 Dawgsie 2018-01-19
Substantially worse.
1 Jungies 2018-01-19
Used to be true around WW2; then the expensive US medical system priced dentistry out of reach of many Americans.
1 --DC-- 2018-01-19
Linda, comment?
1 Phkna1 2018-01-19
Have another fish and chips faggot. We kicked your fucking ass.
1 Dawgsie 2018-01-19
I love how you’re taking credit like you’re somehow partly responsible for it, instead of being a person masturbating in their grandparents basement.
1 Nah_Ming 2018-01-19
I actually masturbate in my mom's basement, sir!
1 --DC-- 2018-01-19
Linda, comment?
1 --DC-- 2018-01-19
Linda, comment?
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-19
Does it have something to do with a sticky wicket?
1 PM-me-your-psn-codes 2018-01-19
Something about a pedo paying off a cop with 5 cents.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-19
Sure, I'll take that answer as well.
1 BoongChook 2018-01-19
Half a dime defense nigga.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-01-19
Throw some tea away, I heard they're not fond of that
1 blackirishlad 2018-01-19
we don't take kindly to East Indian Company goods in our ports!
1 Nah_Ming 2018-01-19
historically accurate yuma.
1 TangerineReam 2018-01-19
Goad them enough that they throw out "hate speech", so they'll be arrested outright.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-19
lol, i've been wanting to do this for a while
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-01-19
Have you?
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-19
if someone gives me an easy way to contact german and UK authorities i will do it within the next 5 minutes. i know of a few people who post here who could probably be put in jail
1 marrio91 2018-01-19
... you mean twitter? People legitimately get arrested off of twitter over there.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-19
why not reddit too? serves them right for coming here
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-19
Call South African's Kaffirs and they lose their shit.
1 RacksDiciprine 2018-01-19
When the Titanic went down more British people died than people from any other country. Reason being is that part of their culture is "queing up". Or politely wait your turn in line and be as orderly as possible. Well when shit started breaking loose and the ship starts going down people started fending for their lives and jumping in the nearest life boat they could find. Most British people onboard formed orderly lines towards the lifeboats and were surpassed by others who just did what they had to do to survive. Reports from the ship manifest indicated that British folk had died at a rate dramatically higher than those from any other nation. One survivor tonight will be performing at the off the hook comedy club in naples florida richard vos. Historians note that British people had believed they would get lifeboats faster if they waited, is basically the fight or flight instinct being displayed. In the face of death these people were still peacefully waiting for a lifeboat. Myself i would find a big wardrobe door to float on and not share it with anyone. Only the selfish survive in that sort of event.
1 Anarox 2018-01-19
If you ever met Brits on a vacation, I can assure you, there's no queuing at the buffe
1 eBookMerchant 2018-01-19
Another reason being that the Titanic was a British ship departing from Britain.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2018-01-19
I watched American NFL coverage once, and the two guys doing half time analysis were using chicken fingers as pointers(I swear I did not make that last part up)
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-01-19
Sam: I mean, what else would they be using?!
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-19
I love British people. Im glad you're here, if it helps.
1 DegrassiKnowles 2018-01-19
Benedict Arnold motherfucker
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-19
Tss, yeah, Arnold SCHWARZENEGGER, right?
1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-01-19
mini ME: What are you even talking about Chip nobody even mentioned Arnold Schwarzenegger?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-19
....Tss.
1 PHDinSounding 2018-01-19
From what i know british women are disgusting. Im not suprised there are a bunch of bloaks on here
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-01-19
I don't know why you're getting downvoted. They are chubby, loud, drunks caked in makeup and orange from trips to the "sun beds."
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-01-19
You just described snookie.
1 PHDinSounding 2018-01-19
Actually i fucked an english girl on vacation in punta cana. He was pretty hot but im certain she was underage. She looked like elizabeth hurley
1 PHDinSounding 2018-01-19
Giant bush tho
1 Peckas1 2018-01-19
Welsh women had the most fucked up teeth I've seen, and I been to some reql shitholes.
1 ManbadFerrara 2018-01-19
They got Sophie Dee, I'll give them that. And Swansea.
1 aRTie02150 2018-01-19
I do like Rugby. I believe the Brits are fond of it as well.
Other than them slowly becoming the minority in their own region and it's going to suck. Poor blokes.
1 realister 2018-01-19
remember the Alamo you fucking frenchies!
1 Fagghouli 2018-01-19
We raped and pillaged your little island twice in history already, we will do it again, Allahu Ackbar!
-Scandinavian.
1 Horst-Wessel-Lied 2018-01-19
Raped as in stealing land.Normans thought English were so unworthy to breed with they fucked cousins instead
1 zenicaone 2018-01-19
it will be like in Syria and Iraq.
Allahu Akbar vs Allahu Akbar
1 joeybeans12 2018-01-19
It’s a trap -Allahu Ackbar
1 younolike 2018-01-19
We show up and take over, it's what we historically do.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-01-19
*did
1 WannaSeeDaBoatMovie 2018-01-19
I've never laughed from a British comedian's joke except for maybe one or two from Gervais and Carr.
Funny just isn't in their genes. They try to be too clever and it's not good.
1 Bonanza2020 2018-01-19
The average brit has the complexion, build, and chin strength of fat jimmy with sense of humor of thin jimmy.
1 littlepeteferguson 2018-01-19
"'TIS A RIGHT TOUGH ONE, MY DEAR FELLOW. HARUMPH HARUMPH"
1 decmcg 2018-01-19
"Funny isn't in their genes" what absolute horse shit. American Comedy is heavily influenced by Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Alan Partridge, The Office etc
Have you ever seen Brass Eye, Peep Show, I'm Alan Partridge, The Ali G Show, The League Of Gentleman, Bottom, Blackadder?
You uninformed philistine!
1 WannaSeeDaBoatMovie 2018-01-19
I was talking mainly about British standup, which is painfully unfunny.
1 decmcg 2018-01-19
You've never seen this guy I take it - https://youtu.be/Kzn_uDxW-Fc
1 Bonanza2020 2018-01-19
That's literally the stereotype.
*limey recommends terrible comic.
1 decmcg 2018-01-19
I was being sarcastic, stupid.
1 Bonanza2020 2018-01-19
liar
1 grocery_man 2018-01-19
Frankie Boyle.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-19
all overrated except Ali G, and he's a full blown purebred Ashkenazi
1 decmcg 2018-01-19
Your opinion stinks.
1 jewboy408 2018-01-19
We told the Irish to do one when they begged for food during the potato famine and you think we aren't funny?
1 jamegumbsowingkit 2018-01-19
The funniest part was when the IRA blew up most of the English city centres and then Irish construction companies got the contracts to rebuild them....Like a double fuck you...now that's funny ya slimy little kike....Wasn't most of your family burnt allegedly and the World at large didn't give a fuck?
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-19
Even as a kid I felt like Monty Python was a big sham and everyone was pretending to find it funny cause it was the cool thing to do in the 70s, along with the british invasion music and all that. The vast majority of the shit is objectively unfunny.
That said, Brits can spew shit in such a joyous, hurtful way while just casually talking in a way that makes you think it's genetic.
1 David_Tosk 2018-01-19
Maybe they are also truckers.
1 loperetti 2018-01-19
Lorriers?
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-01-19
HGV drivers.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-19
I'm a tucker
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-01-19
Next they're gonna say the United States is still a British colony.
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-01-19
Its the same old theme since 1916
1 Nah_Ming 2018-01-19
I think we should unite and bond over our shared hatred of the French instead.
1 little-pete-ferguson 2018-01-19
‘The British are coming dude!’
1 chippersan 2018-01-19
he stinks and i dont like em
1 DHFearnot 2018-01-19
The dingo's are next.
1 CowsAreCurious 2018-01-19
How long until they let all the dirty syrian refugees into this sub?
1 chickenfan1 2018-01-19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-3HEyR-c3M
1 onemancrimespree 2018-01-19
I can't believe what they laugh at over there.
1 SickleSellout 2018-01-19
I can't tell if this is a joke. 99% of American Comedy is dogshit.
Even Chappelle is on the downward spiral.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-19
Okay, Dave Smith
1 SickleSellout 2018-01-19
Which part do you disagree with?
I don't believe you think Chappelles latest 2 were better than his last 2.
1 Jackthejew 2018-01-19
Huh
1 Throwaway98709860 2018-01-19
I think it's good they're here. It'll help them get their minds off the fact that all of their women have been groomed into Muslim sex slaves
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-01-19
The redcoats have been muckin' up the works around here for quite some time. I say it's high time for a revolution.
1 LDChip 2018-01-19
Tally ho!
Bob's your uncle
Crumpets and tea
And all that other gay (British) shit.
I'm curious how this sub became a hangout for homo Brits.....
I thought I was pathetic because I listened to a "shock jock" show into my 30's....
You British cunts never heard O&A when they were actually good and relevant.... You just heard YouTube clips and think you can comment.
We fucked your ass and made you humble in 1776....
None of the British cunts on this sub know about Fez when Fez was Fez......
1 AppleBonfire 2018-01-19
Don't ask me how to stop those British. I don't know anything.I am product of American education system. I also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics.
1 BrogueTrader40k 2018-01-19
Guys expect some good bantz from Tinsley-on-Tine or some such British shit hole.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-01-19
I like to caravan at Berwick-upon-Tweed myself.
1 Bonanza2020 2018-01-19
I feel like they all became aware of O&A when Jimmy and Louie started hanging around with Ricky Gervais.
It's been downhill ever since, and even worse, we've go Australians.
1 takinit2thasheets 2018-01-19
I really don't even notice. I look at the funny drama, or a dumb photo shop, I giggle, I move on. I thought that's what most people did here?
1 hitch21 2018-01-19
American sports?
Is that the tiny segments squeezed between endless fucking adverts?
I don't know how you put up with it
1 banannnarama47 2018-01-19
Adverts? Gay
1 Yaseetheo 2018-01-19
Ask them to spell what Joe Cumia is and you can easily pick them out.
1 theRealOpieraqio 2018-01-19
Can you use it in a sentence please?
1 FitLikeArtieLange 2018-01-19
That bloody sod is a kiddie fiddler!
1 ZigginZaggin 2018-01-19
I for one welcome our friends from across the pond. When, at some point in the next 50 years, the Muslims are done conquering Western Europe and anyone who values freedom/equality is fleeing for their lives, I believe the United States will welcome the few survivors with open arms. America has always benefited most from those fleeing oppression in Europe. I can't wait for the next wave.
1 Bonanza2020 2018-01-19
Its interesting that the mods allowed this thread but deleted the one mocking Australians.
Someone on the mod staff must be a roo fucker.
1 rollmeonekenobi420 2018-01-19
Where’s that Richard dude from a couple years nack
1 Belchides 2018-01-19
If they say "at hospital" instead of the proper "at the hospital", they should be permabanned. The British ruin Britain and I dont want them ruining this sub.
1 holodog 2018-01-19
The British are okay. It's the Canadians I'd like to see bulldozed into mass graves.
1 throwawayoanda2017 2018-01-19
Where is Steven Knight for comment
1 Dagidugidai 2018-01-19
We need to segregate. Can we start an /r/opieandanthonyEU for all the pasty mutants on here?
1 white_hispanic 2018-01-19
Fuck yall. Mighty boosh and black books is the funniest shit in years.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-01-19
brits and australians in USA online communities really are just a redundant pain in the ass over 90% of the time
1 doxxbrown 2018-01-19
Especially need to watch out for those fucking Geordies and the Scouse.
1 racemic_mixture 2018-01-19
Darren Till is coming to get us. He already killed a cowboy.
1 Chippah69 2018-01-19
A lot of niggers in here too
1 conchopeterpumper 2018-01-19
Out! Out! Out!
1 greggtits 2018-01-19
Is it because of this? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/01/19/british-15-year-old-gained-access-intelligence-operations-afghanistan/
1 Doodoflife 2018-01-19
This twink has my respect, even with his inbred eyelid.
1 theRealOpieraqio 2018-01-19
The worst thing about Brits is they constantly feel to mention they're British. I'm European too, but I don't constantly mention my country like a spastic.
1 juschippinyababe 2018-01-19
How's that soccer going you british faggots? Play a real sport ya pussies. I know your men have no shoulders and low-t but man the fuck up.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-01-19
What do you expect? They can't fuck any women over there because they're either ugly as sin or being raped by migrants. They can't go outside because they'll get run over by trucks of peace. They can't even post on their own websites because they'll get arrested.
Funny, though, that they can't even write honestly online in their country so they come here where they have free speech and brag about how superior they are.
1 Lelvolution 2018-01-19
Hello fellow Americans. Let's give those British wankers a firm arse-kicking. Then we can have tea and smoke some fags.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2018-01-19
I know who Turing is dummy.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-01-19
He was also a shitdick who did his PhD in New Jersey.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-19
“One if by land, two if bisexual.”
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-19
Tss, yeah, Arnold SCHWARZENEGGER, right?
1 Belchides 2018-01-19
< "The British are coming, and it's delicious!"
YESSSSSSS GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
1 Jackthejew 2018-01-19
Huh
1 Dennyislife 2018-01-19
Yes. We are great at celebrating losing. Or making best of a bad job. Dunkirk is a heartwarming tale of every day folk pulling sleeves up and saving lives when it reality it's us running away after losing a battle.
1 Nah_Ming 2018-01-19
Maybe the US in 2018 isn't as powerful as Great Britain was 100 years ago (GB was relatively more powerful), in absolute terms we are the most powerful. GB 100 years ago, although relatively more powerful than the US, would get fucked in the face by our UAVs and nukes. In absolute power terms, the US reigns supreme.