He does rule

His daughter isn't bad either.

I'd put my cock up her ass, if you know what I mean.

Why always so dirty?

It's not always so dirty; sometimes they take a shit right before.

FAWK YEAH SHIT AND PECKAHS DVV DVV DVV

Subtle; I almost missed that one.

No; I don't. Would you mind expanding?

Could you explain further?

Did he vosroll his own announcement of his daughters engagement?

What a champion

Vos invented the vosroll, not this sub.

Gotta promote!

I gave him my bleshing to marry my daughter

May their firsht child be a mashculine child.

shteven shinger shaved me a few bucksh

Went from a drug addict to a respectable family man.

Meanwhile Jimmy went from taking one puff of a joint back in 1984, to stealing $60,000 from his fans and spending all that money on a disgusting transsexual.

Norton stole $60,000 and used it for a tranny? Can I get a quick rundown?

Some faggots donated to his failed cartoon and they’re still upset about it

Exactly. Anyone who willingly donates their hard-earned money to a shitty GoFundMe/Kickstarter project deserves being ripped off

Not only that, but to someone that makes a lot more than them and talks about how much he spends on escorts. Sorry jimmy, but if you wanna make a cartoon, maybe cut off the whores for a few weeks and do it yourself.

And he's funny, liked by his peers and not disgusting looking after years of drug abuse. It pisses off whenever that chicken tendie engorging faggot Sam tries to fuck with him. He should hit the last professional broadcaster upside his increasingly large head.

He got his teeth fixed, he was a monster for a few years.

And I think "respected" is pushing it. He has been doing a lot of the same jokes for 30 years.

not disgusting looking

Debatable

Jimmy Morton Norton the Mustard Boy is literally a Dr. Moraru style creation, a cross breed between the bivalve molluscs and a human male. Fed a steady diet of transexual seamen and high-grade french mustard, he was grown under the soft LED glow of a computer screen that has the subtle lighting of skat pornography

He was bred to fear light beer and shwagg marijuana but clung to hours upon hours of edging to cuckold videography and self disgust.

Animal fat ingestion was frowned upon as he was able to sustain on his meager energy level with enzymes as well as fructose from seminal fluid.

You're trying too hard, sir.

I write for a living nigga, that was effortless. Sucks for you to see a paragraph with a 7th grade reading level and think it was a try-hard

Then you should know when your prose are as purple as the dicks lil Yimmy likes.

im cold as a muuug

you write extremely well

r u being nice or mean?

naw being serious that was a pleasure to read, bookmarked your profile

I'm glad you rubes got bilked of your change. Fuck off already about that shit cartoon.

Succinct and fair.

Thank god Ellen kept her instagram public, found 3 outstanding pics of Vos.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWjvVMjkvD/?taken-by=ellen_vos21

https://www.instagram.com/p/Z1Q8qoDkuP/?taken-by=ellen_vos21

https://www.instagram.com/p/OF3vjSDksm/?taken-by=ellen_vos21

All of his kids look like Bonnie. Even the 2 she had no hand in making.

All of his kids look like Bonnie. Even the 2 she had no hand cunt in making.

FTFY.

You've never fixed anything for anyone

Fawkin homerun!

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BV3Mk_dguN_/?taken-by=ellen_vos21

I am angered by her seemingly happy life

But Rich Vos is her father.

And if that's their mother she looks like a trans Jonah Hill.

She's a NYC jew broad. As long as there is cash she is happy

NYC jew broad. Nigga better have cash in the bank.

God damn Vos is great.

No bikini pictures? Either Ellen or Vos.

So happy for Rich. It's great that he's performing at Morristown Theater again.

G.O.A.T.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSrYDZkgzf9/?taken-by=ellen_vos21

Hubba hubba . Who's this dork she's with? Some middler?

That feller's got a bad case of the Quentin Tarantinos

He can't stop saying the n-word?

I know the feeling.

He's at least muscular and his face has some chad-like properties but overall he looks kind of weird.

All Jews look a little off.

Glass jaw

He looks like Mike Bocchetti would if he wasn't retarded.

He looks like a frat boy with a life time supply of rohypnol.

Congrats Rich! Old bastard.

God shit

Remember that pilot he did with Patrice roasting people at their wedding? I hope he recreates that she his daughters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pouRNsBi3eE

I couldn't even finish that, god it was terrible.

It's infuriating to watch these guys try to to be actors or hosts on TV. This should be as embarrassing for them as it is for everyone else at the wedding.

Atleast shes not marrying a nigger

Dummy thinks "at least" is one word

What a nigger.

The other one is the mudshark

She's a jew, who cares if she does?

His other daughter is though

Edit: you could have gotten your point across without resorting to slurs.

What sub do you think you are on?

This isn't the Nickelodeon subreddit?

If it was, Ant would be posting here looking for dates.

So would Dan Schneider

The slur IS the point he was trying to get across. Faggot.

Do da bit!

Good gurl. Shuck hish dick.

Is he a (((groom))) or a groom?

Marrying a nyc jew broad. U better have cash, nigga

Bills gonna be coming.

Women be shoppin'!

Another one for the plantation.

When’s the divorce?

In about 8-10 years after she shits out a few vos dunder heads and ropes the guy in for life. She set. He fucked.

Moral of the story: don’t bet half your shit on the off chance that she’s sane or faithful.

Is that the one that Anthony "jokingly" offered to take shopping when she was just a young teenager? The offer he claimed was just to annoy Rich and was in no way meant to be taken that he wanted to fuck the underage daughter of a frequent guest and near friend?

I really think if Anthony had arranged something with her Vos would have beat on him even at the risk of losing the publicity of doing O&A.

Ant is a true 9th-ring-of-hell type of dude. He's a child molester and a pedophile and his dick only gets hard for middle schoolers. If u put a topless Kate Upton in front of him his dick piece would be soft as a muuuug

Put a 7th grade girl from the swim team in front of him and his dinsour-texture pecker would grow to the size tree trunk and he hard as wood.

Or summtin

I dunno.

Kate upton has saggy tits and her body has no shape

She's a fridge with tits, you shouldn't be downvoted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBYuqBgpxt0

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You gay.

Yeah, you 100% gay.

http://scandalplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Kate-Upton-Nude-Mirror-Selfie-Leaked.jpg

Kate upton from what year? 2001 hopefully. You know when she was in middle school

I think that one was the daughter into negros. Black men can spot a coal burner.

What a great man

As the slave gets on his knees

"U can have the power to fuck me in more ways than I could ever imagine"

That idea of power is so overwhelmin to the young girl she breaks down and cris

"I promise one day to strip you of all your financial gain and to rationalize any cheating I do to be your fault"

Church bells are heard.

Fin

wow

Ellen is a legit 8/9 and seems like a normal girl. All of Vos’s daughters are attractive. Nigga doin something right.

At least this son in law will be white or (((white))) at worst.

THAT'S THE BIT!

I truly began loving Rich when he walked two tables of Asian people at the show I went to a few years ago. He said that fucking Bonnie from behind was like fucking Jackie Chan's face because her ass is so flat. Cue two tables of Asian people walking out midshow.

He usually says Margaret cho

God dam Vos making his daughters engagement about himself that narcisit

Tss tss yeah, why doesn't he narcistand instead?

She probably doesn't realize that her life was spawned by a flippant lapse in judgement caused by the lows of cocaine withdrawal. That said, I'd watch her take a morning shit.

Vosrich

Vos lives the bit, and I will forever respect him for it.

Its just water in my eye I swear

Legend.

Never liked Vos. The way he talks is annoying. I heard he's a dick in person.

Hope Vos and his whole filthy kike family are gassed. Fucking scum. My Grandfather killed 123 Untermensch as part of the Einsatzgruppen actions in Poland.

Bunch of Alt right faggots in here that pretend to be red pilled yet like this vermin.

You are so cool, my dude. Can I be your friend?

No fuck off.

this man deserves every bit of push he's gotten from here

How actually has redeemable human qualities.

I wanna be Rich Vos when I die.

Typical jew to try to take away from Jesus bday..1st they kill him,now Rich wants the 25 as annvrsry party. I will give rich credit. He raised a beautiful daughter,all while workn non stop. There's a wannabe comedian has a daughter n her 20s & she's wanting cock surgery for xmas

vos is such a dear.

This isn't the Nickelodeon subreddit?

He got his teeth fixed, he was a monster for a few years.

And I think "respected" is pushing it. He has been doing a lot of the same jokes for 30 years.

not disgusting looking

Debatable