This is NOT photoshopped

85  2017-12-23 by BigOpie

41 comments

He looks like Harry from Harry and the Henderson's.

He looks like when Seth Green turned into Doctor Evil at the end of the last shitty Austin Powers movie.

He looks like Beldar Conehead

Some.. chewing gum

yes, but without the charm. buh dum tss

Go on! Get out of here! Your not wanted on the radio anymore! Your voice is nauseating and unwelcome!

It looks like a Pop-Tart is embedded under his forehead skin.

It's his 24/7 sub-dermal frosting delivery system.

I bet a Pop Tart would taste too organic to Sam.

This looks like a rubber mask wrapped around a potato

The potato has started to rot

If this isn't a case of de-evolution, then I don't know what is.

wouldn't that be devolution?

... & people call ME a hyphenating mother-fucka!

No, it's de-evolution. I looked it up just to make sure I didn't look like an idiot.

Devolution, de-evolution, or backward evolution is the notion that species can revert to supposedly more primitive forms over time.

Ok, just checked & we were both right. Fuckin googling geek. x

Touché

:)

Scurvy

Scurvy is a disease resulting from a lack of vitamin C. Early symptoms include weakness, feeling tired, and sore arms and legs. Without treatment, decreased red blood cells, gum disease, changes to hair, and bleeding from the skin may occur. As scurvy worsens there can be poor wound healing, personality changes, and finally death from infection or bleeding.

Typically, scurvy is caused by a lack of vitamin C in the diet.


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I don't wanna be a pirate anymore :(

Subreddit got a nigga. Ribs hurtin today!

Dis nigga a conehead.

Coonhead

It's also in HD

Poor Jess, She has to look at ARIEL CASTRO & think she would have a better quality life if he would of kidnapped her

Nigga got an elongated forehead

He has a forehead like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters II.

I see what was done here. How could some monster shrink his eyebrows?

He shaves them now actually

He looks like that face from the green thumb episode of courage the cowardly dog.

Myeah, see? We're gonna have wrestlers on whether you like it or not, see?

Taco meat hair

aaahhhhpprel follsssss

ApRhiL FaHaLs

Looks like Darth Vaders forehead after Luke removed his helmet

I believe you

The Cumia curse.

Reminds me of this guy

Failed human cloning experiment

Nigga is all forehead.

Paul Bearer Jr