This description of Gilbert Gottfried's routine at the Matt Lauer roast is my favorite thing ever

62  2017-12-06 by emerge_from_the_mist

"Comedian Gilbert Gottfried was so obscene that Fox News can’t even publish a highly expurgated version of his material, but part of his racist routine – filled with Asian sex jokes about Ann Curry –included detailed remarks about Curry’s genitals."

22 comments

1  BaggySpandex 2017-12-06

Just want to point out that this woman is 61 years old. Fuck man, these Asians have some things just figured out.

1  dabobbo 2017-12-06

She's right on the cusp of "sunglasses and track suit".

1  [deleted] 2017-12-06

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1  lawntoilet 2017-12-06

Ann Curry c.2019

1  To_Come_On_Eileen 2017-12-06

Wrong tribe.

1  JerkStoreJ 2017-12-06

Just got back from China and Japan. Every 3rd Store is some kind of beauty products / cosmetics place. And they walk around with umbrellas in the daylight.

1  RamonFrunkis 2017-12-06

Ahem they're called parasols and it's what the French use...

d in the 18th century.

1  birdmanisreal 2017-12-06

Aaahhh the french..

1  bill_burrs_butthole 2017-12-06

I used to live next to an Asian golf course in LA and the women carry the golf clubs for their husbands wearing head to toe clothing in 100 degree heat so they don't get brown and ugly.

1  SlightFresnel 2017-12-06

Tss tss what, does the gold course have squinty holes or sumthin?

1  SchumersStolenJokes 2017-12-06

Too bad she couldn’t figure out how to have a personality worth watching.

1  americanmook 2017-12-06

Put her through the makeup app

1  HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-12-06

How do you get a fag to fuck a girl? YOU STUFF SHIT UP HER CUNT! Alright, goodnight everybody.

1  jsnoots 2017-12-06

Yell it all, scrunch up your face and body and it's perfect.

1  packitchofsositch 2017-12-06

I can't find the original site but a (highly offended) catholic film review organization reviewed South Park: BLU. Here's a reprinting https://able2know.org/topic/108593-1

FINDINGS / SCORING:

NOTE: Multiple occurrences of each item described below are likely.

Wanton Violence/Crime (W):

police brutality adult hate talk to a child brutality of a toddler (thrown out a window repeatedly) igniting anal wind then being incinerated a child on fire being beaten with a stick; the beater then being concerned about the stick catching fire blood splatter and dripping organs numerous times death exploded chest of a child child beating with a wooden chair slap in the face electric shock to control a child death camp horrors lust for war wall poster of character on fire warfare blood and body parts theft of private property

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-12-06

They kept the worst for last

1  Raptoroo 2017-12-06

What do the Catholics have against commas? At least give me dot points.

1  lawntoilet 2017-12-06

Gilbert is the best, even his hacky "sideways pussy" jokes are hilarious.

1  jshmuck 2017-12-06

Check out the George Tekai friars roast if you want to hear Gilbert tell basically every fag joke in the English language

1  AppleFan79 2017-12-06

... and George just sits there smiling at him, not moving an inch.

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-12-06

He was fully erect the whole time

1  Cullen396 2017-12-06

Gilbert is the last real man's man

1  Sinix387 2017-12-06

He's my new top dude since Bill Burr has become a major cuck.

1  J2daEWW 2017-12-06

Any link to the event?