I dont like how every comic is approaching it like they don't wanna hurt his feelings. Let the man know hes being fucking pathetic.

It's so sad and pathetic that they probably feel mortified even discussing it with him.

I love how everyone here can see right through it. no doubt that his friends can too and are using kid gloves on the subject out of embarrassment.

It's because comics are networking fags. This is why when 2 comics that clearly don't like each other are on a show they still play nice because they are all worried that telling someone off will somehow end up costing them work. They don't want to hurt Jimmy's feelings because they don't want to burn bridges.

they still play nice because they are all worried that telling someone off will somehow end up costing them work

I never listened to the supposed golden era of YKWD but it sounds like the reason it's highly praised is simply because they weren't all sniveling worms.

Not every comic. Keith Robinson wouldn't give him a break on it. I liked Bob Kelly's impression. "I CAINT HANDLE IT PLAYA!" Oh, what I would have given to be at that comedy cellar table wh an Somber Jim gave the speech to his friends about how he wants to be accepted as a gay man. Must have been a real show stopper. I hope Colin punched him.

what are you referencing here?

bobby told a story about Norton coming out as gay and Keith wouldn't have it?

Picturing him taking that thing shoe shopping is somehow more gay than just being pegged by it.

Norton being a sexual deviant I can handle. Norton gushing over his gay lover is rough.

What’s also weird is he seems to Always have been self Conscious about the looks of who he dates, targeting young girls. Surprised he can handle people staring at him out in public with a man-lady. Unless he’s so delusional that he thinks no one can tell

What's so weird about being led around on a dog leash by buff Ann Coulter?

"Man-lady". I think the correct term is "Christ-hurter".

No no no that's the kikes

Being a tranny and being a kike are not mutually exclusive. (S)he could be a Christ-hurter on two levels.

Jesus got fucked by a tranny?

Jesus got fucked by a tranny?

Jesus got fucked by a tranny?

Jesus got fucked by a tranny?

A tranny got fucked by Jesus?

We heard you!

Sorry i was getting ass fucked and posted once for each thrust.

It's a tough one, maaaaan...

It was fucking pathetic to hear him agonize on air about their relationship problems and how he really likes her, then we find out it’s a 20 year old she-male.

I wonder what she does for fun?

Become a "Prince" and find out!

probably just like the rest of us calls suspected black people 'nigger' on message boards

Lies and slander.
I call everyone niggers.

You spelled “It” wrong.

Jim is just some dude from work to that young man.

please someone link to the show he did this. or is it like a consistent thing he was doing for a while til he got outed?

Yes, he's still doing it. He just did it on the UFC show by bragging about how tall his "girl"friend is and how he finds it kind of sexy to have to look up to kiss now.

has this sub 'brigaded' Mrs Alena and produced anything interesting/revealing? not condoning, asking for a friend

He was talking about “her” pretty regularly until this sub outted her. One day in particular i remember they had a little spat and he was agonizing over it and in a particularly depressed mood. Sam was acting all giddy over it. In hindsight, it is even more hilarious. And pathetic.

He likes him. What’s the difference?

HOLD ON HOLD ON. Did we actually find out he is a 20 year old dude or did we make that up?

It's just sad. I mean, I get what he's doing but just embrace it. If you're going to be the old sugar daddy for some young European tranny then do that. People would actually be interested in you.

If you walk around pretending to be in a serious relationship with a 'girl' and tell everyone it's just a tall girl then no one is going to give a shit about you and you're just a short, weird, closet gay old man.

well its obviously you do give a fuck if you have a strong opinion about it

you got me, I was gonna write well obviously but wrote its. gosh darnet

is it actually proven that this tranny is the same person he’s dating? i thought it was just speculation.

what proof do we have?

It’s a man and Jim is a fag

Checks out.

i want to believe, but all i remember seeing was a picture of jim at a restaurant with a blonde

I don’t know what you’re not getting about this. That blonde is a man and Jim is faggot.

A blonde man, yes.

A picture of them together

You say "her'.

I have no clue who he's dating, but he's essentially admitted that his girlfriend doesn't have a vagina.

what do you mean essentially admitted? Just by being a faggot in general? Or did he actually say his girlfriend does not have a vagina.

He was talking about how he'd get cucked by Gene and Ace (but not the other two guys currently in KISS) and he, while talking about his girlfriend, said, "But you're not giving up your pussy to Eric or Tommy...or ass I should say".

Jim is straight. He spent 1990-1997 in stifling mediocrity making Ben & Jerry’s jokes and reciting the warning label on a medical douche as his closing joke until he wrote a topical joke about Eddie Murphy picking up a tranny hooker. He got a laugh, and it became his fake defining personality trait for the next 20 years.

I used to think this until Prince Allen. Jim comes off like he's into every sexual fetish there is to seem edgy, and people usually don't make their fetish a punchline like "hey everybody, I like sucking toes for hours! Wocka Wocka!"

But who is going to have such a long distance relationship with a camgirl? You can find a million hot blonde camgirls in New York. But a tranny he'd fall in love with is a little more rare. And as pointed out he's liking "her" tweets and it's not like "she" is some well known porn star, just one of thousands of trannies jerking off for money online.

Someone posted a pic of a tweet from Alena about some cam show she just did where she emptied her balls and Jim liked the tweet. He described her as 5'11 on that UFC unfiltered link someone posted which is what she lists herself as.

There's more I'm forgetting I'm sure, but everything he's said on Jim and Sam seems to fit perfectly.

she's 6'3

*he's

Tony Danza, why not Steve Carlesi or sumpthin'?

(pbuh)

Because he's on tour with Patrice.

"Girlfriand".

No Jimmy girlfriends don't fuck you in the ass with their real life flesh cock that's bigger than yours. Girlfriends don't need to shave or get laser treatment. Girlfriends don't have a Y in their chromosomes. Girlfriends don't need to take female hormones because they produce their own. The only thing Jimmy's "girlfriend" has in common with real women is her fucking mental illness.

Jimmy please stop validating this men's mental illness if you want to be a fag that's fine go out and find a well-adjusted homosexual and live happily ever after.

Girlfriends don't need to shave

Hmm

Nothing like partying I pick main to get to the bean.

not that you're wrong, but you sound like a teenaged atheist who thinks he's the only one strong enough to tear down the system

You forgot MAAAAAN!

yup, same shit

jim norton will never come out and admit he is gay because he is too much of a phony to ever be himself

Like his comedy, he'll come out 2 years after it's done being relevant.

He's afraid of that Cellar Table, man. Where Colin, who is allegedly gay, won't give a shit, Keith Robinson is too stroked out to remember, and Michelle Wolf would actually like him for it. And the others will make fun of it until Artie comes in wearing his Giants beanie and then they make Eli Manning and Ben McAdoo jokes for a half hour.

Yep. That's literally the only thing that pisses me off about it, and about trannies in general. I'll even call one by their preferred pronouns if I like them and choose to do so out of respect. Just don't try tell me you're an actual girl. Really, really, really wanting to be something doesn't make you that thing. Not even sort of

Just don't try to tell me you're an actual girl.

I read something about a couple of days about a gay female-to-male tranny who was complaining about all the mean stuff gay men were saying to them when looking for a hook-up.

One of these things was, "Sorry I need a real dick" and they went into a diatribe about how a strap-on and an enlarged clit are very real examples of a dick. Yeah, have fun telling gays that, sugar.

gay female-to-male tranny

I'll never get that nomenclature.

That one's weird, because most claim to be straight after transitioning.

As much as I hate Gavin, I think he's pretty spot on in saying most are just mentally ill gays who can't come to grips with it.

He also said ftm trannies dress like teenage wiggers. Which is accurate.

Its just a gross chick that doesn't want to shave

Ignore the dick for one minute.

Falling in love and dating a girl you met through cam shows is really sad.

Thinking you are ready to "settle down" with a sex worker 30 years younger than you is insane

You put this in perspective pretty well. The “Jimmy bangs trannies” bit from 10 years ago was funny because he’s a perv and he’s open about it and ashamed. But Jim genuinely thinks this dude (who makes his money from exploiting lonely men to give him money to jackoff on camera) is INTO Jimmy The KISS loving worm.

Let's not forget that they like to feel like women, and her towering over a 5'7 emasculated worm probably isn't going to do that

5’7? He’s legitimately 5’4.

Not surprised, I should've said 5'7" in heels

No way, I've seen this before and it will definitely end well.

shilled this comment before and I'm gonna do it again. This dude tells a story about lonely, unloveable loser males with money and the strippers they obsess over from the POV of the strippers. replace tranny camwhore with stripper and you have a shoe in for Jim's story here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/7fgpvb/what_happened_with_jim_and_bailey_jay/dqbrxlu/

Great post.

Reminds me of a story I read on here, where a girl was friends with a camgirl. The camgirl made something like $750 per night, and would laugh about how pathetic the guys who gave her this money were.

She said "I bet paid $500 to listen to a bunch of losers shower me with praise for two hours. Some of them don't even care if I get naked!"

Ironically, there is one (ex) camgirl Jim might've had a shot with: Kendra Sunderland. When they had her on the show, Jim was making her laugh--and I've heard from people who heard from people who've met her that she's one of the few relatively "stable" girls working in the adult film industry, and that she's actually a pretty nice person.

At some point, Jim is driving these women away somehow. Opie is a shitty radio personality and a passive-aggressive cunt, but at least he managed to get a girl to like him (or his money) enough to marry him and stay with him for 7 years.

Jim dated Jen for a while and then was single for almost 6 years straight. Being single that long points to serious mental issues. I guess the difference is, Jim isn't as impulsive as Opie. But he's certainly not "healthier" than him.

Jim is Caligula to Opie's Nero.

Sorry to ramble.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e2/0d/d1/e20dd14ac4f52a4ca4c4d6c65edae251.jpg

Lamar'd

I'm well aware of Kendra's work on Blacked.com good sir.

In fact, she's the only reason I go to that site. Her work keeps getting better and better on there! How many more black guys can she fuck at the same time?! (I mean that as a challenge, not as a statement of incredulity)

I was the dude that lived with strippers in the 90s. I have a hunch that these girls get off on taking care of people. So when a camwhore brags about pathetic losers paying her to listen to them, she's (sorta) bragging about being their caretaker.

Here's an example:

When I lived with a bunch of strippers I was broke as FUCK. I didn't have a pot to piss in, I was completely dependent on them. We lived in this shithole apartment, I didn't have a car, and the only way I could get around was if I used theirs. So a lot of money that my stripper GF made off these pathetic dudes flowed straight to me.

That was 20 years ago. Of the five strippers that I lived with at one point or another, only one of them has managed to stay married. And she's with a complete loser, this white trash dude that works occasionally. His wife, the stripper I used to live with, works at Applebees.

It's kind of ironic, but I think Jim would have a better "shot" at marrying a whore if he had real issues. Drug addiction, alcohol abuse, broke as fuck etc. These girls like to date guys that are "fixer uppers."

I was the dude that lived with strippers in the 90s. I have a hunch that these girls get off on taking care of people. So when a camwhore brags about pathetic losers paying her to listen to them, she's (sorta) bragging about being their caretaker.

Here's an example:

When I lived with a bunch of strippers I was broke as FUCK. I didn't have a pot to piss in, I was completely dependent on them. We lived in this shithole apartment, I didn't have a car, and the only way I could get around was if I used theirs. So a lot of money that my stripper GF made off these pathetic dudes flowed straight to me.

That was 20 years ago. Of the five strippers that I lived with at one point or another, only one of them has managed to stay married. And she's with a complete loser, this white trash dude that works occasionally. His wife, the stripper I used to live with, works at Applebees.

It's kind of ironic, but I think Jim would have a better "shot" at marrying a whore if he had real issues. Drug addiction, alcohol abuse, broke as fuck etc. These girls like to date guys that are "fixer uppers."

Well, so much for my moving to Boise to find work when I get my degree in Computer Science. I'm setting up shop in Eugene; even if I have to drive all the way to Portland ever day for my commute!

And your advice about who these whores like to date is interesting. Do you know if they like short, nerdy Hispanic dudes with a hair-trigger temper and a slight superiority complex despite still working in retail into his 30s?

Cause if so, after settling in Eugene I shall soon be single-no-more!

If you like strip clubs, Oregon is a really dangerous place to live! 99% of them don't charge a cover, and there's something like 300 clubs in the state. And the state of Oregon has declared that having sex on stage is protected speech, so the clubs are about as wild as anything in the 3rd world. (Minus the cheap sex, unfortunately.) I lived south of Portland and dated a girl in Eugene, so my Saturday nights looked like this:

1) Drive south to Eugene

2) Hit about 4-6 clubs between Portland and Eugene on the way

I know that sounds completely excessive and degenerate, but there's so damn many clubs, you can easily hit two or three in the span of an hour. Basically walk into the club, if anything catches your eye, buy a beer and hang out. If not, leave and hit the next club.

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/oregon_court_overturns_sex-show_laws/

Oregon sounds like a paradise. I'm so there! Thank you for all this helpful information!

The difference between how this kinda subject is viewed in NY and LA among all the show business people compared to how its viewed in the rest of the country by everybody else is astonishing. Like the other day Bennington had his new favorite young comic Ian Fidance on (hes been on skanks a bunch) and they were talking about trannies because i guess Ian is partial to them and talks about how he's dated them before etc etc and they were talking amongst themselves (Ron was silent, stay strong Ronnie) they were talking about 'straight' guys who like transsexuals with a transexual caller and about how they really weren't gay and how they were just normal girls etc ad for a split second i kinda went with it then snapped back to reality when i pictured this dude sucking his girlfriends dick or getting fucked in his boy pussy.

I have no problem with trannies, do whatever makes you happy and i get that its progressive and inclusive to not call these guys gay but at very least they are bi, i mean you can't seek out having a penis in your mouth and say you aren't gay or bi or at very least say its a gay act. I feel like im taking crazy pills( I am).

Ian is a different case. His first or second appearance on Cum Town is legendary and hilarious. He is very honest about being bi though.

I guess you wrote all this trying to understand it or figure out where these people fall within societal labels...I don't know either. In my mind, I just don't care. I've rejected society's norms by just visiting this sub and laughing at posts about some dickhead who killed his own son for a low quality speaker...society is dumb, so exist outside of it

At some point you have to stop caring. Gay, straight, Republican, Democrat... Fuck it dude, none of it matters. Fuck the mental gymnastics and realize where you stand and laugh at those that worry about shit that doesn't affect you

Enjoy a beer and a fucked up joke while the world burns around you. Joyful nihilism

Yes, Ian is like Jim without the mental illness and daddy issues. His stance is "I pay for sex with black trannies. So what?" So nobody makes fun of him outside of roast battles where it's an easy joke. Jim's stance is "I might fuck trannies. I am living on the edge maaaahn!" so he gets endlessly mocked.

At some point you have to stop caring. Gay, straight, Republican, Democrat... Fuck it dude, none of it matters.

You're right that none of it matters. Calling out people who fuck men in dresses for lying to themselves about being gay doesn't matter any more and less than any of it, but it is 100% correct to acknowledge that any man who wants a penis in his mouth is gay.

It's not about what matters, it's about calling out deluded assholes who should just admit that they're queer. No one really cares either way but who wants to join in on embarrassing lies?

Thing is, trans women throw a wrench into the sexual categorization.

Yeah, they have xy chromosomes and have/had a cock. But some of them look, smell, sound, and act like hot women. (Plus, many of them are actually funny and good conversationalists unlike most genetic women)

It may be an illusion, but our brains weren't evolved to read genetic code like it's the fucking matrix. We look for cues - feminine hair, soft, healthy skin, nice ass/tits. And surgery/hormone therapy does a damn good job crafting these illusions.

Genitals however, are further down the list of cues we pick up because we normally don't see them until it's time to fuck.

So you combine a trans woman who has all the aforementioned cues with a guy who is attracted to those cues (along with a few aberrant personality traits that make them open to fucking a trans woman in the first place) and you have dudes who would otherwise be straight fucking trannies.

Many aren't into getting fucked by a tranny or sucking their cock and most would be repulsed by the thought of fucking a man who looks like a man.

Basically, modern science tricks the caveman brains of a certain subset of men.

And Jim is a funny millionaire. If princess is into older men their fucked up relationship could absolutely be legit

At the end of the day you are still fucking a man.

A MAN.

And at the end of the day, that man I'm fucking is almost certainly a hotter woman (objectively) than 99% the women fucked by men of this sub.

Hahaha ok faggot what ever helps you sleep at night. At the end of the day you are still a delusional proper faggot.

What date was that Bennington Ep?

Thursday i think

Look everybody, the homophobe can't figure out gender bending. Cause if you truly didn't give a fuck you wouldn't have waisted hours letting it rent space in your head, and then making a post about how you could care less... Butt ya do care.

Nig_Heist: hater of the blacks, friend of the gays.

the homophobe

Did you just misgender the Princess?

Is it really his girl if he shares her with 8 other princes?

Jim's her bottom bitch. If you know what I mean.

I like when he refers to his lady as his "chick" like he's a fucking biker in a Hunter S. Thompson novel.

The Ol' ball sack and chain.

This guy fucked bree Olsen. What a fall from grace

How funny would it be if it all turned out to be real? Like they become a real actual couple, get married, appear on shows together as husband and wife and etc. and live happily ever after?

At least then hed be open with it and id be happy for him.

No amount of money is worth living with Jim Norton.

If you fuck trannies, you’re bisexual. If you fuck trannies exclusively, you’re a faggot.

has jim ever mentioned on air he has a man as his 'girlfriend' ?

why dont people call up the show and ask about this ?

He pretty much has confirmed it. I can't remember the exact quote but he said something like "....pussy, well I guess I should say ass".

It's pointless. You'd get the Princess out and have them talk over you and the indignity of having Sam act like you're the idiot.

I thought the girl in the relationship is the one with the smaller cock.

Let's not lose site that Tony Danza is more feminine than our favorite hammer swinger, Alen.

Thursday i think

And at the end of the day, that man I'm fucking is almost certainly a hotter woman (objectively) than 99% the women fucked by men of this sub.