Tits is finally relieving us from his misery

150  2017-11-04 by chip902

117 comments

White flag being waved. The thing is we are Japanese hiding in the jingle in the 1970's

Tsss why not hide in the ring-a-ling or sumpin?

DAT dont make no sense tssss

He won’t go through with it... Twitter is his life

Twitter is his life

Hopefully he'll deactivate both

There's absolutely no way he gets rid of his twitter. Perhaps he may change the moniker but it would take years more therapy and meditation before he could let go of Twitter (or survive, if he actually did get the nerve to delete it one day soon).

We need to get him banned

He thinks he can pull a Fez and leave while he is still loved, but he's like 9 years too late.

He'll never deactivate Twitter especially after buying all of those fake accounts.

What a loser. If he were really going to delete his twitter he'd just do it not talk about like a 13 year old saying they're going to kill themselves for attention.

Who's buying Opieradio.com?

Let’s but the domain name!

Oh yes. Oh absolutely.

Try and flip it to that gomez boy for a cool 10k.

It's still registered through Feb 2018. By then no one will remember Opie anyway.

Who?

I think he means that kid on The Andy Griffith Show. I heard he went into radio or movies or something.

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This gunna be gud

ah crap, looks like someone re-registered his domain until 2019-01-02

88 days

The internet has spoken

What kind of fuckin loser "Plans" his twitter deletion. If you don't want it, delete it you zero. He's just fishing for attention. He's not going anywhere.

Hopefully his life is next after that

I cant even imagine the change in his life from his perspective.

He had an audience of what used to be hundreds of thousands of fans so loyal they would take radio shows off the air through sheer force of will. He was part of a team that could get people from Los Angeles to Philly to drop what they were doing at any time and bully professional radio hosts for saying something kind of shitty about him.

That audience had the power by simply existing to get any bimbo or slightly retarded person to debase themselves in any way he could imagine, right there in his studio. That studio housed the best working comedians being as funny as they had ever been in their lives, celebrities of every genre, beautiful women, and award winning film actors.

Today, 20 years later, he is either forgotten, hated, or ignored by all of them. No person in the business he once was a name that could not be ignored has a shred of respect for him. Every single video he posts is laughed at openly. Every single pitiful tweet mocked.

Its got to be brutal. And he's got bitch tits to boot, I mean it has to suck.

This needs to be sent to him daily

That may actually make him take a dive off of the GW Bridge.

I think he knows this already. He may have horrible interpersonal skills but shutting his outlets down makes sense if he realizes how sour things really are.

Just go make castles on the beach with stacks of money Op. You've earned it.

Let's be clear, HE didn't earn it.

Either he's good at radio and he put together a masterpiece or he fooled enough people with money to convince them he is. That's earning it in my book.

Your book is shit.

Nevermind, lets write a petition to transfer Opie's estate to Patrice's Mom

In his defense, most of his book is about child porn.

Listen you DOPE. How can you even say that when I got us 19 fawkin one-year contracts in a ROW!!

They offered us 50 percent more each time for a longer term, but I managed to get us on for less time for less money

"Thaats not nice... I earned that"

I don’t think Opie does know this though. That’s just it—he’s too dumb to know how much he sucks, which makes him suck ever more every day.

More like entertainment entropie, am I right?

No that's not actually how you spell it it's entropy with an 'opy'

Oh, literal beier5.

Fawk yeaaaaaa that’s a fawking good one

Why not enpitch? Tsssss

Opie was the plain white rice in a delicious Thai dish. He was the tasteless white bread around the melted cheesy Philly steak. His biggest error was thinking he could do it without Ant. But no one likes to eat plain white rice or white bread by itself.

He used to eat butter sandwiches because he grew up poor

Pepperidge Farm bread is like a dollar more expensive than store-bought. That stupid fucking lie bugs me to this day. He probably complains that he had to eat Pepperidge Farm Milanos instead of Oreos. Twat.

The most frustrating part is, none of this was ever enough for him. He always had to be chasing the next big thing, whether it was a famous catchphrase or slogan (Brothaman, Motherhucker) and then later years with his 'viral video' bullshit. Just always had to be more, never appreciated the amazing gig he all but lucked into.

He shows most of the signs of the same narcissistic personality disorder everyone says Trump has.

Only a month or two ago he was talking about how he wants to get back on the radio. I think what he's doing, because he is incapable of taking any responsibility for his failures, is putting forth this persona of, "Oh, I'm done with radio, it's a terrible business, etc" because he realizes he has no possible employment options on air anymore.

I don't know. He did have that secret meeting with Twitch. He wouldn't make something like that up, right?

"Radio has passed me by...."

he could definitely get on the radio somewhere if he would accept his market value. he could also podcast and be on podcasts in an instant.

Opie's deactivation to-do list:
+friends +coworkers +career +opieradio.com +twitter +instagram +Facebook +Philly crew +marriage +brother wease +life

life is too low on the list

I wish that list was inverted. Today.

He should move the last item up a couple slots

He should fawkin skip to the bed nahsayin cuz

Halloween 2017 no longer a focus

its normal for a 60 year old man to "focus" on halloween you fucking racist.

Halloween 2018 is a big one though, better start with the preparations.

Veteran’s Day is coming up soon. He needs lots of prep time for all the 0 veterans he knows.

It's a miracle that Brother Wease can even talk. He's very stupid.

Father doris coming?

He just bought another block of 5000 followers this week.... he was on 359,000 last weekend, now he's on 364,000

Nope that's the expected growth rate for a 55 year old former radio host

Occasional bursts of thousands of followers with absolutely no small gains between them? I think that's a bit strange!

Last month he said his site was getting a makeover.

He says a lot of shit. None of it accurate or true

The chinks twitter follower sales will plummet if he deactivate twitter.

His pinned tweet is really insightful and original.

I think he knows this already. He may have horrible interpersonal skills but shutting his outlets down makes sense if he realizes how sour things really are.

Just go make castles on the beach with stacks of money Op. You've earned it.

He is radio teasing his Twitter deletion

No way he walks away from his verified account. Its all he has left.

This is "You're going to miss me when I'm gone" tactic. He's hoping people will beg him to stay, they will not.

He won't stop. He won't admit that his haters won.

He's taking the magnet out of our compass and I'm not happy about it.

Buy Opieradio, turn it into a white supremacist site, link it to people like Shaun King and then get Opie's Twitter banned.

Get this guy in the next Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

There are two things Tits will never do: kill himself and deactivate his twitter account.

He'd never, ever do the world either of those favors.

hit the bricks

Screen shot it. He’s blocked most of us.

Anthony sets his hate-filled Twitter to private, Opie turns off his public website and hints at closing his Twitter ... an O&A reunion deal with Artie as 3rd mic is being shopped.

I am sure he blames "the haters" for his career downfall.

Leave it alone.

I will never understood the obessive hate you morons have for him.

Remember when O&A had the Grape Fight and Opie said he could do something else in radio, no prob?

His “9 to 5 ham n egger” shirt design should say “9 to 5 nigger”

Take a look in the mirror, ya strap hanger

Can someone tell me what a ham and egger is

take a look in the mirror, ya strap hanger

This is the next best thing to him actually being dead. He's such a narcissistic fucking piece of shit that if he has no social media to bask in his former fame he will feel next to dead.

I'm waiting on Chip to tease he's closing his Twitter

Ding dong the witch is dead

It's the actual suicide I was hoping for, but I'll take it.

I refer to my main post that Opie is now irrelevant. He's never going to get a mainstream gig again. That's pretty obvious

Yeah right I don't believe it

If he keeps this up, he'll be swinging from a tree in a month.

Let us pray

Dom is gonna flip out when he hears about this at the water cooler.

Now we can focus on the enjoyment of Jason Ellis, Nick DiPalo, Craig Ferguson, Covino & Rich and The Tully Show. This is so AWESOME! SirusXM is cutting edge.

Finally, the end is near. I want to go on with my life

Why doesn't he just sell his Twitter? He's got over 360,000 followers! Get himself a little taste.

uh liddel cake(stomp) fuh duh diiiiipuh

We should still tar and feather him

Someone should buy his old domain and do something funny with it.

Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2018-01-02T19:26:41Z

Something Anthony should have done years ago

Hey Y'all, just bakin' cookies all day, thought I'd drop in and remind y'all that Bam fucked this nigga's bitch, y'all! Stay blessed.

If you're not blocked by this faggot you're a faggot, post a screenshot.

I blocked him before he could block me, now who's the faggot ??

Suck me off.

Kathy from sales was giving me tips on how to deactivate my Twitter after I shared my Yoplait with her yesterday. So crazy to think that I just had a meeting with Twitter just a few weeks ago. #blessed

diiiiip

But where else would I get the funny mofos daily???!!!

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He's closed down Opieradio.com?

How will he not sell those coffee mugs to all the people that don't want them?

Y'all need to heed the warning of a great man, one Reinhard Heydrich. The story he tells in this video fits:

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This a plea for attention. This the adult version of running away from home.

I'm smelling DEEEE VORCE.

We wouldn't be so lucky

seriously. Come out west. By and NICE ranch or two and ski and watch the fucking sunset all you want. I don't get this torture he inflicts on himself. Enjoy your anonymity.

its normal for a 60 year old man to "focus" on halloween you fucking racist.

Halloween 2018 is a big one though, better start with the preparations.

Only a true gentleman would thank a bot.

Veteran’s Day is coming up soon. He needs lots of prep time for all the 0 veterans he knows.