Joe Rogan can't accept that he peddles pseudoscience
64 2017-10-27 by TinKnockinMoroccan
He has a woman on his podcast who just demolished a 238 miles super marathon on a diet of nachos and beer and he tries to convince her that she'll be better off eating elk steaks and doing hot yoga.
He's also a very short man.
81 comments
1 Slothjew 2017-10-27
I don’t know about all that other junk, but you’re right he is very very short.
1 decmcg 2017-10-27
Joe reads a lot of shit on the Internet, which is fine but it's obvious he doesn't know how to digest information properly and it manifests itself in his half baked opinions and idiotic advice.
He likes to kill defenceless animals so he reads up on the benefits of elk meat in order to show that he isn't hunting just for the thrill but also the nutritious benefits and because he has lots of info he simply has to tell everyone about it.
He's also addicted to weed so will go on and on and on about how it develops the synapses of the brain etc. It makes himself feel better about having a vice.
Also anyone that describes themselves as "powerful" should be shot.
1 DSMProper 2017-10-27
UK faggot. "Defenceless." Of course you hate hunting. Much easier just to let some Royal Sea Queens catch your fish and some tough hard-working Irishmen grow your chips. I hope your break your neck attempting a back flip after your favorite footie team scores. Also, it's spelled "powourful." Moron.
1 laurens_tits 2017-10-27
Ooo macho man here hunts his OWN fish and grows his own chips.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-27
Invent your own language, cunt.
1 DSMProper 2017-10-27
Why? We made yours better.
1 decmcg 2017-10-27
You made shit you flag waving little faggot.
1 DSMProper 2017-10-27
Wherefore art thou such a stunning intellectual critic of Joe Rogan's stupid podcast. A brilliant-internet-social-media-critic by any other name is still the billionth person to make the same points about Joe Rogan's podcast.
1 decmcg 2017-10-27
I hope you're drunk because there's no other excuse for this cringey shit.
1 DSMProper 2017-10-27
It's 3:45A in the US (central) brotherman. It's booze or coke. I'm certainly not staying up waiting for the kickoff of a Champion's League match between Manchester and Bosnia. What's your excuse for writing 3 paragraphs about Joe Rogan's podcast? You know it's 2017 and that shit has been the same for 5 years, right?
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-27
Your entire spiel: Check out the empties, maaaaaan.
1 DSMProper 2017-10-27
Your entire spiel: Empty. You understand that the person I was responding to was analyzing Joe Rogan? Joe fucking Rogan.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-27
Yeah, whatever. So, are you a Man U fan?
1 DSMProper 2017-10-27
I just like athletic freaks. I can only watch Euro soccer if it's on US TV on the weekend or when I take take off work. It's on in the morning/midday here. I don't have loyalty to any Premier League team or any other European pro club. I like getting more and more Premier League games on US TV.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-27
Nice. Best part of Americans getting into football is the improved analysis and coverage. You are lucky, we can't watch the 3pm Saturday games.
1 decmcg 2017-10-27
I do not answer to a clearly homosexual man who pretends to be dangerous on reddit. Booze or coke.. Sleep tight fag.
1 DSMProper 2017-10-27
Pretend to be dangerous? Sir, I've listened to all 2000 episodes of the Joe Rogan experience. I'm pretty sure I could fuck you up. Or is Joe Rogan not a reliable source of information?
1 SchumersStolenJokes 2017-10-27
British faggots planted their flag everywhere they could stick it into until we revolted and inspired all the little brown people all over the world to revolt too. You got so humiliated by everyone telling you to take down your faggy flag that you now pretend you take no pride in it. And maybe it’s true that you now look upon your flag with great shame and humiliation. Why should you take pride in it? A once great empire is now just a wee little island of fancy pussies. You don’t declare or wins wars anymore. You “Brexit” these days. The ruler we all rebelled against is now a cheeky rebel itself.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-27
You wouldn't have done anything if the French had stayed in France. Just be grateful we shipped you enough Africans to make something of the place.
1 DSMProper 2017-10-27
You ignorant fuck. We didn't allow the Africans to make ANYTHING except agricultural products until after they helped us save your necks in WWII. We imported better Europeans after our little conflict. You ungrateful fucks.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-27
I love this argument. WORLD war two was being fought for over TWO YEARS before the US is attacked by someone other than Hitler and then the US decides to address the global axis threat by entering the war.
1 DSMProper 2017-10-27
It wasn't an argument, crooked-tooth. It was a racist joke. But it's definitely not our fault that you couldn't handle your own shit.
1 SchumersStolenJokes 2017-10-27
Poor British bastards. Used to be a kingdom. But now they pay some entitled inbreds welfare checks to pretend they’re royalty.
1 snargfursk 2017-10-27
Fellas, fellas, the weekend is upon us. Let's kiss.
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-27
The war was forced by England and her interests. Also Poland See Treaty of Versailles, see Bloody Sunday. See envy of German manufacturing. See "Germany will have war whether she wants it or not" See Balfour Declaration. See my vest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWVaZsUQjc
1 Plastastic 2017-10-27
Nonsense. Absolute nonsense.
1 Basehead_Vos 2017-10-27
I blame the French and British equally for being vindictive after WWI, since everyone had a hand in that shitstorm and there were no good guys. Also President Wilson was a complete piece of shit. That said, not letting Hitler amass a huge armed forces and land empire was in their best interests. And I like the U.K. better than Nazis. I know that kind of thinking is verboten around here but seriously fuck the Nazis.
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-27
I agree with most, except your conclusion really, if you look into the event preceeding the second world war there were literally thousands of war crimes being committed by the poles against ethnic germans, in 'recently' taken land. Hitler did invade Poland and is wrongly blamed with starting the war, he was rescuing his people being murdered, by the thousands. They were being killed for their ethnicity. I understand your feelings regarding their military buildup, I dont really know what the right answer is there. nations have armies, armies defend people. Germany has the monkey in the middle location wise and Europeans have been killing each other for centuries. The U.K was motivated by greed to replace the germans as the provider of the world's goods and being led around literally by (((the international baking clique))) located (still today) in City of London.
1 Basehead_Vos 2017-10-27
Yeah, I appreciate what you're saying. I studied Eastern European history in college and many of my professors were ethnic Poles, so you can imagine they may not want to bring up atrocities committed in their side. Anyone with a cursory knowledge of that region knows it's a clusterfuck and their are no easy answers. "Self-determination" and nation-states based on ethnicities are a pretty volatile mix, and it's another reason I loathe President Wilson and blame him for a lot of the 20th century.
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-27
Back at cha you're a good egg. Wilson may be the most destructive piece of shit to ever get in the office.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-27
Lol.
1 Mjr2031 2017-10-27
"WE" lol you weren't alive
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2017-10-27
we? you've never done shit you nerd
1 DSMProper 2017-10-27
Yes, I've heard the Stanhope bit. Fuck off. You haven't either.
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-27
wassat?
1 ThaChippa 2017-10-27
That's vulgar! Stop that. Cut it out.
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-27
lil cake for da chippah
1 ThaChippa 2017-10-27
Ahh, we're all just Chippin' around huh babe?
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-27
fish n chippin ya
1 ThaChippa 2017-10-27
Fawk yeah! DVVVFF DVVVFFF!
1 Plastastic 2017-10-27
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1 9NepaliRed6 2017-10-27
I like Joe and his podcast but you're right, he's not a scholar and he can be naive and gullible even if he means well.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-27
Joe will a look at some obscure technique a friend of his is using and act like it's "the new secret". After Miesha Tate beat Holly Holm she mentioned going to a sports hypnotist. For a while after that Joe would talk to fighters and say, "You know... Miesha Tate has been seeing this hypnotist for a while. She says it really helped her mindset for Holly Holm. Have you ever looked into it?" And then his guest would awkwardly try to shift the conversation to something else.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-10-27
Defenseless? They have natural defenses you retard. They're called heightened senses and a flight instinct. That's why it's called hunting, not killing. You should try a man's pastime once in a while, tea fag.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2017-10-27
/u/GeoffreyArnold read this post and eat my ass you faggot.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-27
this is the good shit
1 chisana_nezumi 2017-10-27
His idiot fan base will eat it up. Fucking junior college dropouts.
1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-10-27
Are you a fan of Adam Carolla
1 DSMProper 2017-10-27
Whereas us junior college grads will anonymously congregate online to relive the greatest moments of Colin insulting Jimmy and Anthony while simultaneously bemoaning the substandard fallout of the O&A show.
1 chisana_nezumi 2017-10-27
We’re an exclusive club.
1 clay-davis 2017-10-27
No matter how ridiculous Joe Rogan gets I can't help but like the guy.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-27
this subs attempt to get the ball rolling with legitimate mob anger against joe fucking rogan is one of the most ridiculous things i've seen. mock him if you want, but there will never be the raw matieral to get people to go after him like we do to a genuinely deserving target.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-27
I know a guy who ran a double marathon 3 days after 2 weeks partyin and doing Coke and pills in Ibiza... he's just an animal.. people like Rogan have to work hard at it and obviously get jealous of people who are just naturally gifted when it comes to endurance and drive blah blah
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-10-27
I completed a super-duper decathlon twelve hours after coming out of spinal chord surgery, being high on meth and building a skyscraper in Dubai!
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-27
I don't believe you
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-10-27
good for you, there is no such thing as a super-duper decathlon.
i was lying the whole time!!!!!
1 BoatHack2 2017-10-27
Nutrition (beyond the basics of don't eat whatever Sam Roberts is eating) is really just figuring out what your genetics allow you to eat. I wasted a lot of time before I figured that one out.
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-10-27
Could you send me your notes?
1 Notmyfirstacc3 2017-10-27
What I think he's trying to say; his genetics have given him a predisposition for big juicy pechaks and he wasted a lot of time repressing his homosexuality before he found out he loves eating cock.
1 neosilvanus 2017-10-27
the thing is elk steaks are healthier for you, but it doesnt matter to a marathon runner because any food eaten is immediately burned for energy
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-27
yeah but he was saying it would be better for her
1 maynardsabeast 2017-10-27
Wouldn't it though?
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-27
no. she's burning through it. She could eat mars bars all day
1 _snoop_ 2017-10-27
I am not a fan of Mars bars.
1 Icon_Crash 2017-10-27
Damn, dat's a good candy bar.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-10-27
What about Venus bars?
1 DickyMcGrumpy 2017-10-27
Isn't that what Sue is packing?
1 PoopCockExpresse 2017-10-27
She's also creating micro-tears to her muscle tissue and elk meat repairs that better than nachos.
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-27
I'm not english you fucking mongoloid
1 PoopCockExpresse 2017-10-27
You referenced Mars Bars. Are you one of the two Americans that eats them?
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2017-10-27
Pretty sure vitamins and shit help your body too, but I ain't no expert or nuthink.
1 loginlogan7 2017-10-27
what the heck did i just read
1 ssss681 2017-10-27
Since when is eating healthy meat and doing yoga "pseudoscience"?
1 jakdak 2017-10-27
You get out of here with your facts and logic
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-27
He's 5'3 on a good day. I heard he might be as short as 5'1.
1 telemecanique 2017-10-27
strap in for the one that just came out with the idiot from blink182 talking about UFOs, lol
1 hitch21 2017-10-27
Oh god I was laughing my head off at it this morning.
1 telemecanique 2017-10-27
I'm only halfway through and I suspect rogan is starting to believe it.
1 opie_is_a_poop 2017-10-27
She's an adorable, cute egg. Rogan is Uncle Fester on roids
1 FightOrSmite 2017-10-27
Fuck off, Rogan is a good egg. And so is Gervais.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-27
Gervais is an atheist who thinks he’s edgy and offensive in a world where most people are accepting of atheism.
1 PoopCockExpresse 2017-10-27
Lol, I was expecting you to actually criticize his many psuedo-science theories.
Unfortunately, nutrition is pretty standard science.
1 spunfunk 2017-10-27
Has he made any statements about all the pseudoscience in the DMT documentary? It contains a number of statements that have never been proven and they are still happily parroted by college hippy types.
1 chisana_nezumi 2017-10-27
We’re an exclusive club.
1 decmcg 2017-10-27
You made shit you flag waving little faggot.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-27
Your entire spiel: Check out the empties, maaaaaan.
1 decmcg 2017-10-27
I do not answer to a clearly homosexual man who pretends to be dangerous on reddit. Booze or coke.. Sleep tight fag.
1 DSMProper 2017-10-27
It wasn't an argument, crooked-tooth. It was a racist joke. But it's definitely not our fault that you couldn't handle your own shit.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-27
Nice. Best part of Americans getting into football is the improved analysis and coverage. You are lucky, we can't watch the 3pm Saturday games.
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-27
The war was forced by England and her interests. Also Poland See Treaty of Versailles, see Bloody Sunday. See envy of German manufacturing. See "Germany will have war whether she wants it or not" See Balfour Declaration. See my vest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWVaZsUQjc
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2017-10-27
we? you've never done shit you nerd
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-27
Back at cha you're a good egg. Wilson may be the most destructive piece of shit to ever get in the office.