HEY ANT: WE'LL NEVER STOP FUCKING WITH YOU AND (ESPECIALLY) YOUR BROTHER.
16 2017-09-18 by TangerineReam
Joseph Cumia is a TEXT-BOOK FUCK-UP. He's a total dummy who has a completely false sense of entitlement; his brother got successful enough to give him a payout for the rest of his life, so he can play make believe in shitty tribute bands. HE IS A FAGGOT, and considering our actions were able to send him over to The Peoples Court; we're not stopping anytime soon. It's too much fun to prove how wrong you were -EACH AND EVERY TIME- about this sub having no affect on your lives.
You, Opie and Jimmy have embarrassed yourselves thoroughly -to varying degrees- since the end of O&A, and we're the ones that will always point that out to you. Which is probably why you hate us so much. The rest of the business didn't care about O&A at end; some people had no idea that you were STILL ON THE FUCKING AIR when you got fired. This sub and it's "18,214 Pests" are the record keepers of your legacy; we're the most vocal, we WERE the most passionate, and we're the only ones that care enough to make people remember the show ever existed in the first place. We're the ones that you would use to sic on shows/people you didn't like in the past. You were the ones that trained us and encouraged us in our shitposting/trolling. You CELEBRATED IT. Did you really think that we wouldn't notice when you, Opie and Jimmy became everything you used to make fun of? And did you really think we wouldn't call you out on that?
You didn't sweep the legs of this sub when you BTFO'd /u/stinksskc: He had no fucking chance against you and Artie on the air. As funny as you think you were when you were grilling him; what we've done to you and your brother is even funnier. What we've done to Opie, Joe Derosa, Matarese and SCHUMER is far better than anything you've done on your shitty network and it's not stopping anytime soon. And YOU can't stop us either, because A: You cant doxx all of us, nor is that a good decision legally and B: IF YOU SHUT DOWN THIS SUB, YOU'LL ONLY PROVE HOW WRONG YOU WERE ABOUT THIS PLACE NOT AFFECTING YOUR LIFE.
KEEP YOUR FUCKING BROTHER IN LINE, WORK OUT YOUR LIFE, FIRE KEITH, SORT OUT THE REST OF YOUR NETWORK AND DROP THE SUB PRICE, AND THEN WE'LL TALK. Because the "worse" it gets, the funnier it's going to be for us.
TL;DR: The Cumias are faggots from Tunisia. Peckas....
38 comments
1 SibHashian13 2017-09-18
Jeez
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-09-18
i don't think it's crazy that he gets so upset about his brother losing a gig, b/c that's another level above joking; and he had to front Joe 2300 knowing full well that even if Joe won the case he wouldn't get paid back.
let's just stick with outlandish allegations made in jest that Ant claims to "laugh off" yet he proceeds to address them literally - remember, when we joked about him fucking his 13 year old niece, he said he had to explain it to his family, which demonstrated that he enables family members to be overly sensitive about insults from strangers - is that not funny enough?
1 TangerineReam 2017-09-18
It's what he tacitly implied today, back by what he's always wanted: He wants this place gone, and he wants us all in legal trouble. That Sue Lightning shit sent him over the edge, on top of Dani casually exposing his pegging fetish through her periscopes. He wants to deny the majority of it, and forget the rest of it. Keep in mind: This motherfucker went over the line first by doxxing people. He should of let Joe figure out his shit with us on his own, instead of outing Panera Bread employees. If Keith didn't intervene BTS, he would've doxx dozens, which would've been stupid because he then would've had to gone to civil court over doxxing shit, and paid out settlement after settlement.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-09-18
sir, mam, or gender non binary pronoun, i did not mean to offend. ant and joe are a couple of silly geese who haven't had a real job in decades.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-09-18
Should have*
1 TangerineReam 2017-09-18
Oh literal u/Osama_Bin_Log_in
1 SteakSauce66 2017-09-18
Ah shut the fuck up.
1 TangerineReam 2017-09-18
oh i don't go for that kind of language
1 SteakSauce66 2017-09-18
I've erred. Accept my humblest apology.
1 brmlb 2017-09-18
I love the passion. Godspeed sir.
ME: I'm ALL IN
1 RatherPleasent 2017-09-18
Getting chills from reading this, not the good kind either.
Not a fan of the forced shouts in the form of captions, nor the lack of entertainment.
Only important thing is humor, not a vengeful blood oath decried over and over again.
1 TangerineReam 2017-09-18
Yeah but making Ant cry over Sue Lighting is pretty fucking funny, cmon. Don't be a debbie downer
1 Treeckosis 2017-09-18
I didn't read your wall of text but I know you're a faggot.
1 TangerineReam 2017-09-18
Just read it, don't be a Mary Morose
1 NetherMoore 2017-09-18
The Original post sounded like a WWE script to be yelled from the centre of the ring in anticipation for Ant and Joe to come out as a tag team
1 PRESlDENTTRUMP 2017-09-18
The AA show is great, how about you get over whatever wierd issue you're stuck on and laugh.
1 opieisafaggot 2017-09-18
https://youtu.be/d2-jYsOCn1M?t=44
1 Pale_Pen15 2017-09-18
This is the gayest post I've ever read on here
1 piggyboi 2017-09-18
What none of them are willing to admit is that they have no audience outside of former O&A fans. Their entire listenership is comprised of old pests, a fractured group split between the various reincarnations of the old brand. If it wasn't for us, they'd all be unemployed - every single one of them. Jim would go back to being a NYC comic journeyman, Sam a behinds-the-scenes obsequious weasel, and Ant a forgotten relic of an quickly-forgotten medium (just like Opie is).
1 TangerineReam 2017-09-18
Thats what Im saying...
1 piggyboi 2017-09-18
Fawk yeah!
1 TangerineReam 2017-09-18
ELBOW YER RIBS YAH PEECE A G, GWAN NAH!
1 Robert-T-Pooner 2017-09-18
Shuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuup
1 JefferyDahmmer 2017-09-18
Is this gonna end like Talk Radio?
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2017-09-18
Tell me something I'm curious. How do you dial a phone with a straitjacket on?
1 GreggChipperson 2017-09-18
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMN IT
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-18
You need to relax man. We're all just having fun here and not getting that wound up.
That's what I would be saying if I was an AA shill.
1 6jesus6christ6 2017-09-18
fucking creep mark chapman motherfucker
1 INeedToHearABam 2017-09-18
I thought the sub was just a funny thing to read a few times a day. I didn't realize we were a bunch of bad ass nihilists bent on total chaos dvv dvv dvv
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-09-18
Put down the amphetamines.
1 vichenleyssister 2017-09-18
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE!?!?!?!
1 Die-rector 2017-09-18
You're a faggot for caring this much.
1 corystereo 2017-09-18
I read every word of what you wrote, and I like the cut of your jib. Shine on you crazy diamond.
I may or may not be drunk as I write this.
1 Ichise-san 2017-09-18
whos reading that
1 colby_the_dog 2017-09-18
Relax faggot
1 colby_the_dog 2017-09-18
OK TERRIFIC
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-18
And now we are all gayer after reading that.
1 Sthenine 2017-09-18
they usually publish the manifesto after you kill a bunch of people,but whatevs man-good on ya!
1 Phkna1 2017-09-18
https://youtu.be/8t9x_y3vFic
1 anarchronism 2017-09-18
Some mans jsut wan to wtach the wrold barn