Comedy is actually fucking dead this time.
38 2017-06-15 by [deleted]
What's left for a comedian? A cute little podcast? Being one of 52 standups (who get paid barista wages) on a Netflix billboard for three days until you're cycled out for the next one, never to be seen again? Getting paid 900 bucks a month to teach classes at Amy Poehler's for-profit comedy colleges that encourages everyone to make the same exact bits and jokes? Having a shitty bar show where you perform for other comedians because real people don't go out to see standup anymore? Playing empty casino and cruise ship auditoriums for a few hundred bucks a pop? A show on the now-defunct Seeso?
The dream is dead. You will never have a sitcom unless the corporations need an agenda pushed and you fit the identity, and that will likely get cancelled in five seconds as network TV sitcoms are also a dying model. You will never star in movies as the comic relief as comedians are no longer cast in movies, with the exception of if you're already a trust fund baby like TJ Miller, who is already burning himself out.
You will never buy a house in the comedy business. The clubs have no money. Going on the road gets you pennies compared to what it was in the 80s and 90s. Plenty of hobbyists are happy to pay their own money to perform. You get zero labor protections. No health insurance. No union. You're on your own, prick.
It's a dead industry. A dead business model. A dead artform with no future.
60 comments
n/a Cawdor 2017-06-15
Does anybody remember laughter?
n/a jjoharanyc1 2017-06-15
I 'member.
n/a MiniChipper 2017-06-15
member Sam Kinison
n/a culture_silence 2017-06-15
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
n/a stinksskc 2017-06-15
o&a ruins comedy. for you
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-15
Hasn't it been this way since the 80s? Hasn't the running gag between comedians for years been that they're all basically homeless unless they get a big break?
n/a S4PModsAreDirty 2017-06-15
No. 90s had a massive fuck you money boom and then early 2000s did too. And even road dogs like Attell could make good livings for themselves without suckling on Hollywood teat.
independent comedy died when school-to-theater pipelines started becoming the "official" way to break in.
n/a Spokker 2017-06-15
Every comedian in the 90s was tripping over sitcom deals.
n/a Openy 2017-06-15
Hey, at least have Opie's afternoon show, without that, we really would have nothing
n/a SchumersStolenJokes 2017-06-15
Calm down faggot
n/a dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-06-15
I can't wait until Liza Treygar is serving me soup in a bread bowl and I buy my weed from Zac Amico.
n/a NancysRayguns 2017-06-15
Is this Matarese?
n/a S4PModsAreDirty 2017-06-15
no its joe derosa
n/a culture_silence 2017-06-15
no its geno biscont
n/a bruppa 2017-06-15
eeyeeeaaahhh this is.. Schloombob Wackadoodle.. and I found a sweet potato fry in my suit after I sent it to you for drycleaning!
n/a sink_tinkler 2017-06-15
That didn't happen.
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-06-15
Pretty much any entertainment medium not born alongside the internet is "dying." With the internet, though, people no longer have to rely on Jew media heads to recognize them. Comics could theoretically upload their set at some shitty open-mic to YouTube and monetize the content. If they're funny, they'll make a living wage. No censors to worry about on the internet either. The future isn't all doom and gloom for TV/radio/live shows, but we're in a weird transitional period now.
n/a RabboRibbo 2017-06-15
Buzzfeed, Gawker, Vox, Huffpo, Dailybeast, etc beg to differ
n/a stevex42 2017-06-15
The workaround is selling magic health potions to retards. No need to cowtow to sponsors.
n/a Superbad415 2017-06-15
maaaaaan
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-06-15
They can't take you down, only cry and shit their pants about it.
n/a SWIMsfriend 2017-06-15
tell that to Anthony Cumia, or Sam Hyde, or Colin Quinn
n/a deepdarkz 2017-06-15
YouTube monetization is also going down the shitter. The site is trying to rebrand; it only wants PC content in both the liberal and conservative sense of the word.
n/a SonOfCumtown 2017-06-15
PCs, you mean like computas or somethin?
n/a ReviewGuruChannel 2017-06-15
It sounds like someone bombed their first open mic. Keep going up, big fella.
n/a J_Queue 2017-06-15
By "up" you mean on a noose in the rafters, right?
n/a ooszoo 2017-06-15
You actually thought being in comedy was a viable career option??
n/a stevex42 2017-06-15
I remember on that dumb Roast Battle (yes I'm a fag and watched the whole season), that blonde Aryan looking guy was killing the whole season. I don't remember his name, but I have seen his face all over the place. He does late night shows and shit all the time. He probably works the road nonstop. When he made it to the finale of the show, they did an quick biography on him. He lives in a shitty on bedroom apartment and sleeps in a twin bed a couple feet away from 2 other struggling wannabe stand-ups. And he is actually pretty funny, and good looking. That was really a wake up call.
n/a Superbad415 2017-06-15
Anthony jeselnik? https://comedycentral.mtvnimages.com/images/ccstandup/comedians/800x600/anthony_jeselnik_800x600.jpg?width=800&height=600&crop=true&quality=0.91
n/a PaintedPicture 2017-06-15
Found Stevie Lew's reddit name
n/a Sandhippo 2017-06-15
Did you see him attack East Side Dave the other day?
n/a obamabeblacknshiet 2017-06-15
I think there has been a shift in the comedy industry. Standup and old media sitcoms are well and truly dead and what you have instead is the criminally unfunny social media comics. These include YouTube and Instagram comics that cater to kids and teens with literally 5 second attention spans. Look at the constant jump cuts in a YouTube video: these cunts don't even allow for a one second pause between delivering lines because they'll lose the attention of their retarded viewers. There is no such thing as a well crafted storyline because that would involve subtlety and a masterful delivery that involves pauses and dynamic execution. Or have a look at Instagram comedy videos that literally have no punchline. The most popular "comedy" Instagram videos are 20 second clips of a slut showing her ass and tits with the addition of a horrible attempt at comedy. No one is even trying anymore, people are just uploading soft core porn under the guise of comedy.
Comedy has now regressed so far back that the Jews are only using standup or sitcoms to promote their agendas. They no longer even care about making shekels from it. The shekels are now being made from the ad revenue of these social media dickheads.
n/a culture_silence 2017-06-15
Yes but how are the jews making money with social media? Or is it just one mega jew?
n/a parrotpeople 2017-06-15
My mudda always said "the Jew will get his chippah"
n/a S4PModsAreDirty 2017-06-15
The Saudis own Twitter, not the Jews.
n/a Superbad415 2017-06-15
yeah a cute little 6 figure podcast
n/a Pug_123 2017-06-15
Marc Maron advised comics to expand their skill sets and try to get into writing. That is probably the most solid gig funny people could get. However it would require decent talent and hardwork and also likely a degree and connections.
n/a Anarox 2017-06-15
(((((((((connections))))))))))))))))
n/a SugarInMyMeatPi 2017-06-15
Mainly just connections. Degrees for anything art related is worth as much as the paper it was printed on.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-15
uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh JING YUNG!!
dont worry tho bryan callen is making it!
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-15
It's not a dying business. Just like all other forms of entertainment, it's becoming heavily diluted because of the many different ways people are consuming media these days.
It's no the 50's anymore. We have a million different ways to watch. The days of an entire nation sitting down to watch I Love Lucy at the same time are over.
People have the ability to seek out entertainment that suits them, and connect with a community that has the same taste.
Example: This stupid fucking subreddit.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-06-15
Fuck off, commie scum!
n/a Billyassman 2017-06-15
Kurt, Kurt,is that you're old friend.
n/a Sicboy69 2017-06-15
These guys are making huge money on these Netflix specials more than they ever made in the past. As far as making it as a standup today, I think it would be easier to get recognized for your comedy, if you're actually funny, with the internet & social media.
n/a S4PModsAreDirty 2017-06-15
most of em are making 50k at the highest. with no residuals.
n/a ssss681 2017-06-15
Every entertainment field is like that. People don't get into any kind of high-level devotion for some form of artistic expression for the money, though. It's like saying you're getting into a sport for the promising financial opportunities it presents. Like tearing your ACL just isn't gonna happen, and if it does, whatever, it won't affect you at all. If you're looking for a stable future with safe, secure money-making opportunities, getting a dead-end job and going to college to secure a higher-paying dead-end job while figuring out a 10-year plan to pay off your student loans and following that up with a savings plan for your 401k is the way to go. Much like every form of art, though, people are always gonna wanna read a book, or watch a movie, or lose themselves in a picture somebody made, or let their emotions go to some music, or consistently laugh for anywhere from 11 minutes to 2 1/2 hours-plus, and people who devote themselves to those things will be able to do fill that void better than regular people who can kind of draw or write or are fairly funny can. And where there's a demand, there's a way to make money off it. The actual details of that are just getting trickier to work out nowadays, and things can really feel hopeless when they're tricky. But anyone who's done it will tell you that it feels way better to take the risk and fill that drive they have than it does to bury it, despite the financial setbacks it may present.
n/a CumButcha 2017-06-15
You couldn't at least write peckahs at the end?
n/a ContentBotHZ54K 2017-06-15
Stand Up Comedy isn't art it's a public display of your mental illness.
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-06-15
No girls allowed, plz leave
n/a Sicboy69 2017-06-15
Kevin Hart disagrees. Maybe the industry isn't dead but just your outlook about it dead. You're going by a model that hasn't existed for over 20 years; play clubs, get big break on Carson, do a comdey album, have huge HBO special, get millions of dollars in a holding deal for some unfunny network cheesy sitcom, play yourself in one small movie role after another as comic relief. Dude it's 2017 not 1995.
n/a Nulltor 2017-06-15
O&A was really good at teaching it's audience how to deconstruct humor and identify what is awful. The rest of the world is really happy with morning zoo radio, sitcoms, and Ben Stiller movies.
n/a Pug_123 2017-06-15
If your podcast is unique and good enough to get a niche but significant following you could have a patreon thing setup and generate a decrn source of income. I'm thinking Cumtown as a prime example - Nick Mullen is apparently aware of how dead comedy is and is using the revenue stream,which may not last forever, to invest for his future.
I don't listen to it but I think its similar in its anti industry bridge burning sentiment to Misery Loves Company podcast with Kevin Brennan which also has a niche following. He too rants about how hopeless comedy is and how there is no money in it for just good comedians.
He should have done a patreon two podcast a week thing like Cumtown instead of begging for donations and doing a show on Compound Media.
n/a TenguBuranchi 2017-06-15
I told kev this when he quit riotcast. He didnt listen
n/a S4PModsAreDirty 2017-06-15
Neal is so rich just borrow money from him.
n/a SWIMsfriend 2017-06-15
fuck them. Those stand-ups laughed at everyone else when immigrants came for their jobs, now look who is obsolete.
Stanhope was just whining on a podcast recently about this, his younger friends can't do well in standup anymore because their jobs get taken away from them by hacks with more followers on social media.
Stanhope used to mock people because they would whine about immigrants taking their job, now that the shoes on the other foot, he actually cares about this shit.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-06-15
fuck em
n/a enzo_trash 2017-06-15
It comes in waves. the market is over saturated.
n/a DickPunchOpie 2017-06-15
You truly are a student of comedy.
n/a Idontcareaboutyoutit 2017-06-15
Try being good
n/a The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-06-15
Wellllll who could compete against such titans as aziz ansari and "Kumail Nanjiani"
n/a porsalin 2017-06-15
Lies. Compound Media is a totally viable option for budding young comics
n/a sindrone7 2017-06-15
You can literally make your own content at home and upload it to YouTube.
n/a jjoharanyc1 2017-06-15
I 'member.
n/a stinksskc 2017-06-15
o&a ruins comedy. for you
n/a TenguBuranchi 2017-06-15
I told kev this when he quit riotcast. He didnt listen