I couldnt decifer this

They called you a faaaagggg!

hes a faaaaaag

I had a feeling something was up because a thread I posted 2 hours ago has 2,000 views. Explain more about what this is please.

I warned you a couple months ago that the jews are after you!

They're already getting half of that sweet Alex Jones Infowars fortune after his divorce. Now they want the troll money!

Let's be honest...who aren't they after?

Pigmy's. No one gives a shit about them.

Let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe your submission about Sue Lightning's dress was just that compelling.

My mudda warned me about them. She said chippa they kill yah for a nickel.

This could be retaliation for the tweet cbanks420lol sent about the undocumented student Mayte Lara.

We are like the bizarro world rats of NIHM now I guess.

I wish we could Clockwork Orange those dbags at UT so that they won't be such useless turds with this study but alas they'll just circlejerk and send out a 50,000 watt virtue signal as per usual.

I knew a girl who went to the Community University of Northern Texas.

They recently changed their mascot to the Beavers 'cause the Ham Wallets were not PC according to some snowflakes

Ham Wallets is the most apropos name for coed doofus beotches ever.

Please tell me their mascot is a beaver.

You know local Dallas suburb Denton has University of North Texas, UNT...everyone wants to see UNT.

https://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalcoholism/comments/5ukfpp/the_time_that_rcripplingalcoholism_was_studied_at/

Here's another sub that found they were being studied. This guy kinda explains some of it.

"My research on the NLP front..."

Oh yeah, his work is credible... From Wikipedia:

"NLP has since been overwhelmingly discredited scientifically,[9][10] but continues to be marketed by some hypnotherapists and by some companies that organize seminars and workshops on management training for businesses.[11] There is no scientific evidence supporting the claims made by NLP advocates and it has been discredited as a pseudoscience by experts"

It's natural language processing (a comp sci field), not neuro-linguistic programming.

Well that's what I get for skimming, makes a little more sense

Yeah! Fuck you for not knowing that piece of information that maybe 1% of the country knows!

you tell him!

In the nineties I was a club kid and a bunch of my friends were strippers.

Half of their customers were trying to run "NLP patterns" on them to get them to give up the pussy.

It never worked, they would have had a lot more success if they'd just paid them to fuck like the truckers did.

He should stick to mowing lawns.

His father broke his back landscaping to send his faggot son to college and he ends up studying this shithole on his dime?

His dad picked oranges for 15 years to pay for his son to explore his sexuality and get called a burritonigger by a bunch of fat stupid drunks.

Fuck that sub's homo font.

Anyway, he says by measuring 4 parts of an interaction, you can tell if a comment is trolling or not. (1) Intention (I) (what is its author’s purpose?) (2) Intention Disclosure (D) (is its author trying to deceive its readers by hiding his real (i.e., malicious) intentions?) (3) Intention Interpretation (R) (what is the responder’s perception of the troll’s intention?), and (4) the Response strategy (B) (what is the responder’s reaction?) He talks about how he analyzes each of these factors to determine whether a comment is earnest or not.

Oh boy, the idea is to decipher whether Chip jokes and Regular Joe character comments are earnest? Half the posts here are essentially "in character" and anyone reading them can tell. They're not earnest, but neither is anyone legitimately going to be deceived by them. No one really believes that Ted Sheckler owns a bee removal emporium.

Really, the amount of listening, the sheer hours of past shows he would need to know to get what's being referred to is going to be prohibitive. What serious academic wants to invest years in a dead radio show "fan" forum?

This guy is wasting his time, he's certainly at least autistic.

.....The members exhibit a profound and disgusting prejudice towards alternatively-abled individuals of non-traditional cognitive function, as well as those who fall outside the gender and sexual binaries, and nearly every racial minority group Of People Of Color. Slurs are abundant. I have thus far been unable to decipher whether they are in fact followers of the radical Muslim Imams Yussef and Antwan Kumi'yah, or a collective of degenerate, amoral drunkards and kratom enthusiasts, or whether they are something else entirely.

Nah, i earnestly hope this spic gets beheaded by a cartel.

but neither is anyone legitimately going to be deceived by them. speak for yourself, Edgar gets me every time

None of the posts here are earnest except for that gay ass comment you just wrote.

I'm gonna steal his burrito recipes.

He has to go back.

I sent Mr. Mojica an email questioning him about what I feel like is a pretty flawed methodology for his silly study. I also found this on urban dictionary. Make of that what you will.

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of mojica :

A lonely homosexual who loves to create gay akward advances on people. great in bed

Gianni: Hey man you've got a nice dick!

Chris: Um, thanks bro

Pierre: yo your a mojica

^{about | flag for glitch | Summon: urbanbot, what is something?}

Thanks little feller. Now go on and fly, fly away.

It says he's great in bed, you can't just accept that though, you better perform an experiment to find out.

It would be more worthwhile than the trolling experiment. u/stinksskc might take one for the team. And who could resist his androgynous beauty?

Ew. We are not a "seance" or a "eulogy." Stop making this shit seem noble or profound.

Here's the culprit.

Can we get a bald photoshop to let him know he's not welcome?

Why do wetbacks always have such long grandiose names? Is it to make themselves feel better as they mow lawns and dig ditches and pick fruit?

I've heard it includes their mother's maiden name and the city they were born in. There is a Vega in Texas, maybe that's right.

Oh literal answer wowbagger88

You're on the right track, I don't remember the exact rules. I know they're even crazier for girls as well. Most of us US Latinos have dropped that tradition because it's dumb and impractical.

Manchvegas

Pretty Fucking Brown

I can imagine him typing away right now. The subreddits racist leanings become apparent when they find out about my heritage and call me "a dirty no good wetback spick"

It's fucking ridiculous. Mexicans and lots of other "brown" people use both their father's and mother's last name. Add to that the fact that alot of them use old medieval style last names where they say where you're from (del torro) and you get a clusterfuck of a name you don't want to pronounce in the first place

It's sothey don't forget where they live. Most of the desert niggers lives revolbe around sneaking into America and then getting sent back.

http://imgur.com/a/IF1cI

would be a shame if anyone did that http://imgur.com/a/EDwEI

http://i.imgur.com/SpsRFFC.png

Can someone find his Twitter

ur so pro at internet

He looks like a proudboy

Damn, he looks like the guy that serves me tacos every morning

Go study your mother's cunt you nerd.

Fuckin' got me u peeve a gahbage

All we really need is street smart, it's dog eat dog world out there

Trolling data? They should be studying why this is the last place on the net where freedom of speech actually exists

niggers

I prefer the term "homosimians" myself.

we prefer nigger

It does just roll off the tongue quite nicely.

Call me old fashioned, but I'm more of a moon cricket man myself

That's not true though try typing a comment that says r / s p a c e e d g e i s a f a g but without any of the spaces. The mods around here are very strict in controlling free speech.

/u/Mcchiseslizzing is a fag

Agreed.

The Opie and Anthony subreddit?

Jesus Christ, where did these delusions of grandeur come from around here?

We are like the 300 holding the line at any cost. One day they will make statues of all of us.

We are also fucking each other in all holes like the Spartans

There is no way the Spartans were into cock and ball torture as much as we are.

maybe not, you're right

I hope they make ma fuggin pecka huge an shit, know what im sain.

were true patriots :,)

WHO?

Saw em off!!! That's in case the UT people are reading this.

Different UT. For your viewing pleasure

Here's hoping for another Charles Whitman.

yes so they to can receive a Marine Corps Good Conduct Medal, a Sharpshooter's Badge, and a Marine Corps Expeditionary Medal.

He was a piece of shit and I'm glad he died gruesomely.

The Expeditionary Medal is only given for deployments.

They could get a shooting badge. Expert are for the best shots, Sharpshooter is next, and finally Marksmen.

He went to the superior Austin campus.

Or Rusty Shackleford.

Easily one of the best episode

How the fuck you even find this

he searched for the term "where you could freely share child porn"

So, what were his findings?

He's the one studying this place

The definition of an intellectual is "someone who thinks about things normal people do naturally"

We're not normal.

Maybe WE'RE the only normal ones MAAAAN

The definition of a faggot is you

I can't wait to read the citations.

'YourStepfatherIsANigger wrote "Lynsi Hughes eats Bam Margera's asshole and then kisses Opie" To which AntwanKumiyaShitsInStreets replied "Your mother ate Wee Man's ass faggot." The conflict was not resolved.'

Brutal_anal_rape: Islam is a peaceful religion

/u/ApeNia said "this is no place for bigotry."

80% of humanities publications have 0 citations so fat chance. I work in history, these 'studies' are a complete joke lol they're for people who can't cut it in real departments.

Even their most esteemed cultural anthropological works like Guns Germs and Steel gets fucking destroyed when put up to the normal standards, /r/bad history has a whole series on it.

Here's a sneak peek of /r/bad using the top posts of the year!

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Fuckin idiot

Those citations are not in MLA format, you NIGGER! I'm taking 10 points off!!

Maybe they're working on their curriculum and in 2019 will be an entry level communications course entitled "Chip Jokes".

Everybody repeat with me : tssss fawk yeah

And remember, for when you go out this weekend: "I'm fawkin zooted.... hey babe talk at me"

I'm willing to betray this sub if I can be part of this research. I'm qualified in quantitative socsci methodology, especially SNA.

Uncle tom

"It felt dirty and wrong saying all those terrible things, but the other boys said I was a worthless beta cuck if I didn't"

I've got a B.S. in SNM.

That's different to SNA in that SNM is an employable skill.

Tss yeah, you're full of bull-sugar

Suuuurre, but I'm full of baby-sugar. Heh heh heh. You're too muuuuchh.

Seems like a fancy way to say unemployed

No, it's a fancy way of saying I wasted 45k

SNA = Stupid Nigger Analysis?

Oh shit I'm qualified in that then

You must be a polymath.

NERD ALERT

Go back to math class, dorkmonger.

:(

Coon.

More like SOA

I am worried about Nulltor, you may fold under questioning.

I hope they enjoy my new photo series commemorating pride month as much as the rest of you.

Niggerfaggot cunt kike pussy dune-coon spade Jewish Mee Krob

Thank you for your contribution

I think some people might have a few questions for ol' k1bbler....

I live in the North Texas area. Going to find this spic.

Did that piece of shit call us clowns?

Careful boys. They might find out were just one person posting on all our alt accounts.

quit talking to myself

That's terrible! Hey..just for fun, can I get everyone's signature here. No reason. I just like to see what everyone's signature looks like. Just message me with the heading "I consent". Thanks!

Consider it sent. I would also like to give you my social security number, bank accounts, and the passwords to all of my defunct radio show forum posting accounts, which you may or may not log into and post fake writings that will give you just the quotes you need to confirm whatever thesis it is you surely are not writing about our fine establishment here.

Don't know what it is, but I can tell you're trustworthy.

Maybe by studying us they will help us educate the world on how Patton Oswalt is a murderer?

I'm not a learned man who cares for empirical data or whatnot. One thing I do know, is the Oklahoma Sooners dominate them fairies at Texas at the point of attack.

I hope these Shit kickers finally get justice for Andrew and the other homeless

What about justice for patterns wife

fuck'); DROP TABLE Comments;--

update comments set message="my professors are all kikes" where 1=1;

now that we know we are being studied these fags will have to stop

they must not get how serious we are about this dead radio show

IT'S REAL TO ME DAMMIT

UT @ Dallas is exactly the kind of shit school that would study us

None of that is worth a detailed study

Not even sue lightning

I used to go here. Lots of Indians and Asian women.

lier

If you have to "study" trolling, then you don't get trolling.

Is that the first rule?

I thought the first rule was no nigs except Anthony?

I've said it before: This sub is FAMOUS.

Plus I've noticed that certain frequent users on this sub get targeted for down votes, as if they're purposely being suppressed. Maybe its a SpaceEdge thing, or maybe its coming form somewhere else. I def could see people joining this sub out of hate, just to down vote as much posts as possible.

Yes, it's a conspiracy, they're not just unfunny most likely political posters.

i mean the random, no-sequitor posts. The ones that have nothing to do with anything, but get suppressed anyway even tho they're funny

This sub is pretty downvote happy. People downvote just because, to get their joke higher, or whatever.

I know right I spent so much time crafting those posts

I'm really flattered to be cited on some grad student's waste of time sociology thesis.

This is another slide thread. Focus on Patton Oswalt murder case. We're getting close!

HEY UTD WHY DON'T YA STUDY MY COCK?? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

If this is a study to analyze trolling language, and now we're aware we're being analyzed, isn't the integrity of the study compromised?

Also, this is a waste of time and whoever thought this up is a lazy fag trying to avoid real work. "I scraped a subreddit page every day for a year, they said nigger a lot, give me my PhD now please."

Hold on now... let's not forget the joos and the fags.

Doesn't matter as long as they're paying the tuition and follow the ideology.

Am I one of the focal points of this study? I wanted to be published in a fancy research journal for my impressove cock , not THIS!

"The future is The Bonfire and LOS"

Is it?

LOS still has it's moments. The bonfire has been and will always be shit as long as Jay goes on with his stories about fucking West Pennsylvania 4's with his 210 lb beast of a woman who he can't ever be without...that would force him to re-evaluate his shitty life choices and make it easier on us all, give his daughter the best possibility for having a good life, and take himself out Carradine style

I remember when CT was all the rage.

This proves that everyone should go to college

Is this study being performed by ten year olds that are experiencing the internet for the very first time?

Opie Hughes has many times states that black people are sub human.

I take pleasure in the fact that these cunts are spending 5 years of their lives getting a bullshit PhD which is only good for teaching psychology at some garbage-tier state university.

is this actually true and how do we know this?

THIS IS A SAFE SPACE.

FUCK OFF STUDENT CUNTS OR WE WILL TRIGGER YOU

What's there to really study?

I hope this subreddit gives PTSD to the liberal students doing the study, and they have to retreat to their safe space on campus to cool down.

Texans are faggots.

I still can't fucking believe how big this sub has gotten. I've seen at least 3 things from here in the past week on the chans.

Their in for a suprise when they research on who Chip Chipperson is.

does it count as studying if this is just collecting data with automated software? is anyone really browsing? i think they're just using bots for most of this

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