Chris Cornell's Happy Family

4  2017-05-25 by majestik6

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suicide couldn't be more understandable

I want to off myself just thinking about having a family

those lovely children look look like bundles of joy and happiness. Living a life of wonder and excitement. A sterdy wife by your side to make a nice home.

Ugh, his daughter is wearing a T-shirt that says We will not be silenced? Looks like the wrong member of that family took too much Ativan.

PS - What's with his wife dressing like a puta when she's out in public with her kids?

Cunt gonna cunt.

Where is their butler, Lurch?

Pretty sure it will come out that his wife off'd him for the $$$$$$$

At first I hated him for being one of those suicide fags, but after seeing this picture, I understand and support his decision.

His bodyguard was Heidi Klums bodyguard while she was married to Seal. Then he started balling her before Seal was even out of the house. This Martin Kirsten guy is ex-mossad and it wouldn't surprise me if the dirty bastard offed Cornell while he was supposedly fixing his computer. The wife on the other hand is a publicist, so she knows exactly what she's doing making it look like everything was peaches and cream at home. Keep an eye on those dirty motherfuckers, Martin Kristen has already shown he has no qualms about plowing another guys field, and we all know that most women are just dirty old whores that can't be trusted. Amirite fellas?

and this what the kids looked like BEFORE the dad killed himself. yeeesh.

I'm too lazy to look it up, but IIRC, Chris Cornell lived on an island in the Puget Sound named "Vashon Island." It's a BEAUTIFUL place, I've been there a bunch of times, but there's absolutely NOTHING to do there. It's so remote, there isn't even a 7-11 or a McDonalds, there is NADA.

So just imagine his poor kids, stuck on an island with piles of money and shit to do. It's basically a recipe for becoming a drug addict. (Seattle is so close, you can see it from the island, but you have to take a boat to get there, there's no bridge to Vashon Island.)

I googled "Chris Cornell House" and only found a place in Beverly Hills. But I distinctly remember reading an interview where he said that he lived on Vashon. Basically it enabled him to be close to Seattle, but not have to deal with living IN seattle. Which is great for a millionaire rock star who's shy, but kinda sucks for the rest of his family.

https://www.trulia.com/blog/celebrity-homes/chris-cornell-selling-beverly-hills-italian-villa/

My co-worker went to school on LI with his wife and fooled around with her in HS. Says she's bat shit crazy

Cunt gonna cunt.