Time to send her links to his domestic violence arrest articles.

I love your attention to detail.

I read this in a tired and exhausted "here we go again." Voice

What? Are we trying to get him killed now?

All these old hags attacking anth now

Finally someone he'll swing on.

Tranth is licking his chops at the prospect of sinking his veneers into some leathery old hands.

https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/867456538218287106 https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/867452818629722112

Howling.

This one had me rolling

https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/867524822515032065

If there is a god then one of these old cunts is sucking some very powerful dick with the ability to revoke Anthony's plea deal.

Every single rat brained homunculus defending either of the two needs to be shot into the sun

homunculus...now that's one word I never thought I'd see uttered in the O&A subreddit

otiose.

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/5qbf6p/the_murderous_homunculus_is_fantasizing_about/

hes a Fullmetal Alchemist fan

Hey! I once called Sam Roberts a brokedick HGH homunculus right here on this very sub.

Twice now, in fact.

Thanks middle of the road Jimmy.

Middle of the road Jimbo would understand both sides. Subsequently declare it a tough one and muddle his way through a couple of phone calls. I believe what this man is saying is fuck the pizza faced nigger and also the scarecrow brained cunt.

Seems like a massive waste of resources to me. But then again maybe the engineering involved would be beneficial to the world indirectly like the moon landing or the LHC. Let's do it

Watch out Chelsea that man is a monster. Someone needs to warn her.

Imagine how mad hes going to be that he can't direct message her before he blocks her

Maybe he should send her an iPad as a peace offering.

Wait, she's legal. Nevermind.

The first reply comes up is some landwhale who responds to a good point by just saying they are a troll. "Go away now" Ug, I really wish Kim would launch some nukes at New York and LA. He'd be my hero.

Maybe give a few of us a warning to head out to eastern Long Island if that's cool, but yeah I'm down.

He could give a warning and you smaaht ones can head out while the rest "stand together" and get blown into pieces.

Please god let ant be the next Seth rich

A night of heavy drinking led to demise of both..

False flag! It was the one-armed man!

His twitter had thermite code in it!

I wonder if Ant will apologise for his off colour remarks, or double down with a comment about her mother being a cunt.

Let's wait and find out...

He doubled down, and you were close.

"Steaming pile of dog shit."

Anth made fun of dead babies but her father Bill actually killed babies. Get off your fucking high horse, Chelsea. Show your tits or shut your mouth.

Downvoted for Chelsea's tits :(

Swallow a kilo of kratom please.

How dare you

This comment belongs in the Twitter thread with the rest of them, not here.

He should ask if she wants to be second mic on his show. She'd be funnier than Joe Devito, at least.

Sick her, Proud Boys!

HOMO ALERT!

She's a good candidate for a Proud Boys verbal beatdown, brotherman.

I thought maybe you were being sarcastic. Now I will blow my rape whistle.

HOMO ALERT

Sorry, don't have time. I have to venerate 5 brands of cereal or sumthin'.

*Sic

fukkenpuppies

Dear Anthony, I don't know who you are and didn't bother to look at your profile. Please refrain from your off-color jokes on my feed.

Sincerely, Teeth Mcgillicutty

IT'S OKAY, FAM, I FIXED IT. https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumio/status/867490118793351168

I'd let the old nag drag her pearly whites across ma pecka

ill shoot some pecka juice all ova that muuuuuug

Hold it right there, pal. It's these kind of comments that will have the feminist bloggers in a tizzy.

I know who Chelsea Clinton is, but who's picture is that in her Twitter profile?

Fawkin homerun?

It's Chelsea Clinton.

BLOCK!!!!

I'd love to shove a cigar in her pussy. And by that I mean my tongue in her ass

you risk having her ass pop a cigar in your mouth

I wonder how she will respond to this

what a small world, full of impressionable pubescents for ant to fuck

This won't end well

You magnificent bastard

Oh wow, this isn't a Vos plug!

https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/867451016219852800

There's that Cumia wit we've come to know and appreciate.

*your

God damn n person

Stupid fucking pizza nigger.

God damn and person?

"you're parents"

That's the Long Island high school drop out we all know and love.

This fucking degenerate is sparring with the daughter of the Democrats' most powerful dynasty in front of thousands and he fucking blows it with his sixth grade understanding of the English language. Typical Cumia.

Dumbass doesn't even know Webster Hubbell is her real dad.

TIL Chelsea isn't Bill's

God Bless Reddit!

0-3

Him and Opie also both share the same problem of saying "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less".

He truly is a nigger.

"you are parents" is not correct?

He would say it's just a simple typo. But he drunkenly botched it.

Imagine how many things ant has ruined cause he was drunk or hungover?

Are there still people jerking off to the Benghazi non story? Look at some of these assholes in that twitter conversation

Just another successful US regime change. Nothing to see here folks.

Aren't his own parents steaming piles of dogshit as well? Complete lack of self-awareness.

He just retold the story with Bennington yesterday about how his dad once had a job refilling vending machines, and he used to steal as much of the products and money as he could get away with; he said his dad's entire time at that job was spent feeding the kids candy for dinner every night and paying for everything with handfuls of quarters. Joe Cumia Sr. was Bill Clinton (or most any other high-level politician) without the brains or ambition.

His dad would make a horrible earner on the Soprano crew. Like when Paulie brought stolen barber scissors in the finale, which was meant to contrast with Chris bringing in stolen luxury watches in season one.

Ant's dad is Paulie. I can just picture him walking into the office at Bing, proudly announcing: "Who wants some 5th Avenue bars and rolls of quarters? Can I earn, or can I earn?"

He had his big moment and he fucked up the use of your/you're right after he used it correctly. He really is a dumb guinea wop.

He genuinely doesn't know how to use you're/your.

Jesus... How do you not use this to be funny or entertaining?

Instead, he types this.

Jesus what a troglodyte's response. He lost a Twitter exchange to a kindergarten teacher.

I actually like Ant again, after that refrain. He was never one to apologize or back away from a fight.

In this case he pulled the pin on the grenade and dropped it at his feet.

Now that I have your attention, allow me to make an ass of myself

Maybe Ant should have stuck out 10th grade

What would be the point? What little brains he has are completely drowned out by his ignorance. His intellectual growth would remain stagnant either way.

Does that Italian nimrod really think it's her Tweeting?

"Now that I have your attention".

No, you have the attention of some intern or social media manager for The Clintons.

@AnthonyCumia's latest tweet

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Hillary brought up 4chan this year. Election 2020 she will take on the cake stompers and hand biters.

If only Opie had this level of self-awareness.

Hahah someone responded "I don't need prayers from hateful cat ladies"

I have no respect for anyone who uses twitter.

Yee-es (in the Anthony voice)

Old Anthony would turn this into a bit and do something funny with a high-profile political family directly denouncing him.

New Anthony will just go on a long two hour rant about the Clintons and the Democratic establishment.

His timeline is funny now. I think Ant's been funnier in general recently. Probably because he doesn't come here anymore.

Management loves the new direction of his Twitter.

Agreed Ant, is as funny as he has ever been. The hate on this sub still baffles me. Maybe his show is too long and a little repetitive but any time he shows up on someone else's show he really delivers.

He was fucking hilarious on Comedy 101. I think it tops the Jim and Sam live show and the Joe Matarese show.

He is a fucking racist right wing reactionary!

That is NOT ok.

He has done some contemptible things, and I don't agree with his political and race rants, but if you didn't enjoy him and Jim being goofy with each other and with the other comics who would come on, what the fuck did you ever enjoy about this show?

I wish they wouldbboth just die.

The old O&A sub would be elated at the fact that the daughter of two of the most powerful figures in American political history is literally responding to a stupid fucking Caddyshack reference Ant made.

Somewhere Opie is creaming into a pillow because Ant got a famous person replying to him.

Meant to say screaming but now that I think about it, this kinda works also.

He'll pop one off

"Yoooo Chelsea! Where we at wit da Pizzagate?!"

This made lol.

He'll be tweeting at Don Trump Jr. by the end of the day.

For the love of God, we need to do whatever we can to keep this going and turn this into something

We need to get Chelsea over to the Compound and have her do some karaoke.

I hope she wears a pair of gauntlets on her hands.

Ha I like that someone said Chelsea is super smaht because she got her "PHD". But it's a PHD in International Relations. Not all PHDs are even close to equal.

All that means in this case is she had no employable skills so decided to stay in school forever.

You'd probably argue, as some fat fuck, that you wouldn't have sex with the really attractive girl at your job because "she's stuck up".

Excuses for your own failings. Keep projecting fatso.

Found the fagget.

What PHDs are more marketable? Also, it's not like she was at Devry Tech getting these degrees. BA from Stanford, MA from Oxford, MA (public health) from Columbia, and the pHD from Oxford/NYU.

What PHDs are more marketable?

Anything in medical/biological sciences. Chemistry. PhDs in engineering. Public health and IR? I mean its more impressive than a plumber or a manager of Panera Bread but given her connections, its not particularly impressive. I can't even find an academic paper she was first author of; one of the most basic criterion for any PhD program.

Maybe she doesn't have to worry about her marketability too much. She made a big salary in her 20's as a financial consultant, plus she probably has a cut of all that sweet Haitian gold her parents stole. Maybe IR is just a passion for her, but what the hell do I know.

I will take General Medical Practitioner for the win, Alex!

Lol, she got a PhD because she wanted one, not because she didn't have any employable skills. Chelsea Clinton has never been unemployable and never will be.

Wouldn't it be cool if ant or opie had grandkids that have zika! They could have their pin head grandkids on the show as "special guests"!

I think it would be pretty funny and we all could make fun of their misfortune.

'Memba when Sam Hyde almost murdered her?

https://youtu.be/Z9ePhVDYRiE

He's a delight.

This is the most relevant Anthony has been in decades.

An exchange with Chelsea Clinton and a retweet by david duke in the same day? I guess we can write off the chances of him ever putting out funny content again

https://twitter.com/DC_Pilots/status/867246732245184512 https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke

Wasn't David Duke a guest on Guilty By Association? A retweet from him means nothing.

2017 be wildin yo

I hate his views, but that thread made me laugh harder than I have in years at him.

Ant is a hero for this. Fuck that horse face Chelsea.

Clesea Clinton- Real Ass dude of the week.

That comeback tho

you're parents

Anthony "NieR" Cumia strikes again!

This whole thing perfectly sums up how stupid of a place the internet is. The former President's daughter getting into an argument with a dumb shock jock over a Zika joke. And then a bunch of old women going after said dumb shock jock. Social media really is ruining everybody's lives.

2007 was the year the internet started to go to shit because Facebook opened up for the general public

The internet was a mistake.

Nah, the mistake was giving women an equal voice in our culture.

Social media was a mistake. What i would give to experience the pre-Facebook internet again.

It's funny cause the internet even like 5 years ago was widely considered to be one of the best inventions of all time. Now it will probably be one the main contributing factor in our regression to nuclear dystopia. Oh well.

We just sit on the toilet flinging shit at people we've never met over the Internet

What's your twitter handle?

I don't have one.

This whole thing perfectly sums up how stupid of a place the internet is.

or how great it is. you do understand that they both have option not to tweet or not to reply or to block/mute each other by their own decision?

Internet is just a tool - people decide how they use it.

I said social media is ruining EVERYBODY's lives. Including my own...

CALM YOUR TITS, FAM.

That's (future) President Chelsea to you alt-right trolls.

How about she holds a political position first

Why? Trump didn't.

He had a hit rated show so at least there's proof of some form of charisma.

How crazy would it be if the malfunctioning drone that blows up Anthony leads to the end of the Clinton family?

I'm beginning to like Chelsea's anti-Anthony politics. I might have to consider donating to her congressional campaign.

I wouldn't mind an Andy Kaufman type wrestling match between the two. They're both biters, look at the size of Chelsea's chompers. I figure it's a fair fight.

Chelsea's wondering why the night janitor in her building is verified on Twitter.

Chelsea looks better now as an adult than she did as a child.

the only thing worse than cumio is the brainless hordes of white trash that agree with everything he says, literally every response is echoing what he said in different words. fucking faggots

And that isn't the same with this sub?

maybe for you, im not a fag so i wouldn't know about that

She does look a bit like Web Hubbell.

I wish Anthony was important enough to be secretly murdered by the Clintons.

She has less charisma then her mother.

Wow!!! He got a reply. Hahahahahaha

I think that made me laugh harder than anything show related in years.

She's got a smile that could light up a thimble.

And a face that could open a car trunk.

She is looking extremely fucking old these days. Haggard old twat.

I originally thought this comment was about Anthony.

She's such a BADASS!

What a fucking savage: https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/867524822515032065

So many things he could've written, like:

I'd respond with something snarky, but I don't want to commit "suicide."

(I'm hoping this gets a list of other suggestions going; some of you are funny fuckers.)

He could've been like, "Chelsea *CLIT*on is after me and it would've been a big big big laugh.

Fawk yeah!

Cringing thinking about how excited and fired up Anthony got from this exchange.

She's my 5th most wanted Presidents daughter I want to do trump behind The Trump girls and the Bush twins.

And she's the 4th most likely President's daughter to do porn behind Tiffany Trump and the Obama daughters.

Somebody hasn't looked at Amy Carter.

Anthony needs to run for office and hopefully hire Travis Bickle as a bodyguard.

5 bucks says he thought he needed to use the smart version of "your" because he was on the spot.

Clearly she learned from her mother the great benefit of 'outing' the alt-right enemies of your message and campaign gives to your electoral viability

I think it's time to ask: Is Anthony Cumia legitimately retarded? He's now tweeted his way up to the daughter of a President. How much bad publicity does one man need? It's almost like he gets off on self sabotage. I guess in his shrivelled raisin brain any publicity is better than no publicity. What a silly nigger.

At this point it really doesn't matter he aint getting hired by any company.

Nonsense! Deep Discount will hire him to host their upcoming half hour infomercial geared towards truckers and shut ins.

Daughter of a President. Rapist.

Can we get some context for us non twitter users.

Oh I mean like how did this all start. I'm blocked by Anthony and I know a lot of people on here are also. So who started this ? Did she read Anthony's tweets and randomly tweet him or did Anthony go after her.

I wish people would just screen shot the tweets instead of linking directly to twitter so everyone can see.

I'm blocked on 2 other of my accounts. I used to be into twitter but stopped about a year ago when twitter turned political.

Anthony and Opie both blocked me back in 2008 when they first got on twitter and what I said wasn't bad at all.

He panicked.

She looks like she used to have a coke problem.

Wtf I love Chelsea Clinton now

I love how this is a thing

Anthony: "I don't believe in handouts at all...oh, hi, Joe, I'll be right there with the check."

She's a good candidate for a Proud Boys verbal beatdown, brotherman.

Stupid fucking pizza nigger.

I don't have one.

God damn and person?