Bonnie McFarlane is doing voiceover work for AllRecipes.com to make ends meet

54  2017-05-03 by im_not

61 comments

I hope the next recipe for her husband involves zyklon B

Vos needs a non-toxic delousing?

Muh nigga 😉

Recipes so simple even my retarded sister could make them

Holy shit man. Funniest comment I've seen in years.

Shut the fuck up u bitch

Fish and paint chips.

Well, I'd officially be a liar now if I said I haven't jacked off to a recipe video.

A gig's a gig and voiceover work is easy.

Support the Vos family in all their ventures

Listen folks here's the thing my wife's sister is dumb

Firsht of all there's no shecond of all.

Spelled dentures wrong

Ventures for dentures.

Vos went out for the same gig be they never got back to him.

Too bad he had to start with savory seared scallops with salsa succotash stew.

This is the funniest fucking thing I've read all day. Holy shit.

zavory zeared zerb zallops with zerb zabbady zoo

That's out of bounds, fella.

They're dodgin him

They're dodging him

I would pay Bonnie to put her voice over my genitals.

You would also get a dash of Vos cock particles. Bam!

*Lynsi's ears perk up *

Braces? That's funny, I have a magnetic dick!

Heyoooooo

The brought Vos in but had to put windshield wipers on the recording booth windows.

So what? Voiceover work is a great way to make money for entertainers.

Its money for old rope

I thought there was a tractor sale on or something.

You forgot to add, "Awww c'mon guys" to that.

I'd like her end to meet my cock. OH!

I can just hear her now:

get me a jury...

crumb crisp coating

I just noticed she has the same awful voice thing that Soder has.

Over pronouncing "ch" sounds. Whoops, I hope no one sees this and then notices it everywhere for the rest of their life...

Her voice is fucking awful.

embarrassing

Bonnie should do a voice over to a video of her sister eating crayons.

"Let's go Rich."

why do u think vos went ape shit on sherrod over $500 live on air?

Sadly, even if she does make ends meet, she'll have her sides split from laughter at the Newton Theater in Newton PA on May 6

She's yucking it up too. Fuck I hate that shit.

Bonnie is fucking hilarious and absolutely ruthless she gets a pass for life in my book.

  1. Who the fuck pays people to do voiceovers for shit like this? This can't possibly be profitable enough to be worth that much money.

  2. This recipe sucks.

  3. Only a retard would cook something for six hours.

According to the site it has quarter of a million plays. Allrecipes is probably the biggest recipe site out there.

Of course it is, it has all the recipes.

It is a good site too... I don't understand why the recipes need voice over though.

Search engine optimization. Google likes sites to have "rich content" as opposed to just basic text of a recipe.

You know what else has quarter of a million plays? My fawkin peckah. dvv dvv

I like Bonnie

This poor Canadian hayseed. When she was a young girl she dreamed of making it big in the states, marrying some worldly American, and living a life of luxury in the big city.

How the fuck do you niggas find these things

Did anyone else find the first couple of seconds leading up to her voice starting to be frighteningly suspenseful?

Zerb zab hunnied chikern

Such smooth sultry background music.

once I heard her describe Vos as "homosocial", meaning by her words "to prefer the company of your own gender." Which she used in a derogatory manner to imply homosexuality and equate the fact that he doesn't want to be around clucking hens and nagging holes to some kind of problem

Women Aren't Funny but they're okay at sharing cooking tips.

What's next,hummers.....

As someone who grew up in the same shithole as Bonnie I have to ask: What the fuck is wrong with her voice? She says so many words oddly/retarded.

She's Canadian

... I think you are on to something...

VO pays good. OP works at Panera bread. you do the math.

"Today I'm going to show you how I used to prepare my sister's pennies when we were growing up.

Her sister is a fuckin retard

Big deal, her sister was in Goonies.

After seeing that and hearing her voice at the same time, I really need to jerk off on some chicken.

Pat Dixon is an edgelord piece of shit who is working for a nigger.