Every morning I wake up and curse God for not making me a sociopath/autismal like the rest of the people in this community. Being capable of feeling emotions other than anger and schadenfreude, I'll never truly fit in here.
If you're getting emotional over 9/11 footage or a documentary of WWII veterans reminiscing about their fallen brother-in-arms then that's fine. A multimillionaire late-night propagandist who cried about the death of an African lion he never met just doesn't do it for me.
I cry at those, too. But come on, the dude didn't know if his newborn son was going to live or die, and he was clearly so grateful to every person who helped make sure his baby boy survived. You can't imagine how terrible it would be to be in that situation, and how relieved and thankful you would be that you'd want to go on national TV and just start tuggin yer fawkin pecka? Have some empathy, ya piecea g.
It's true. I've cried at particularly moving car insurance commercials before. Then I start laughing at myself for being a faggot, so I'm crying and laughing at the same time. I am not mentally well.
Eh I had to pause it and focus on something else because I was about to cry. But technically I didn't cry so that makes you a faggot and me an uber cool alpha male
Sharting out broken retard babies at 40 isn't something a lot of poor people need to worry about, they tend to get them all out young and then pollute their bodies by the time they hit middle age. This is exclusively a Dumb Rich Cunt problem and I wish nothing but pestilence and tribulation upon their family.
I'm sure he's affected by Obamacare, and it's not just a celebrity appealing to emotion to try and pound their politics down our throats. That NEVER happens.
His point was that he's lucky enough not to have to worry about getting money to pay medical bills on top of going through something so stressful already, and that others shouldn't have to, either.
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n/a it_tastes_like_aids 2017-05-02
Obamacare should have mandatory psychology visits for people like Patton who kill their wife
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-05-02
I cried watching that Jimmy Kimmel video. Please call me a faggot.
n/a it_tastes_like_aids 2017-05-02
Faggot
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-02
You're a shitdick faggot for crying and I wish ISIS threw you off a roof.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-05-02
Every morning I wake up and curse God for not making me a sociopath/autismal like the rest of the people in this community. Being capable of feeling emotions other than anger and schadenfreude, I'll never truly fit in here.
n/a DickensCoffee 2017-05-02
If you're getting emotional over 9/11 footage or a documentary of WWII veterans reminiscing about their fallen brother-in-arms then that's fine. A multimillionaire late-night propagandist who cried about the death of an African lion he never met just doesn't do it for me.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-05-02
I cry at those, too. But come on, the dude didn't know if his newborn son was going to live or die, and he was clearly so grateful to every person who helped make sure his baby boy survived. You can't imagine how terrible it would be to be in that situation, and how relieved and thankful you would be that you'd want to go on national TV and just start tuggin yer fawkin pecka? Have some empathy, ya piecea g.
n/a culture_silence 2017-05-02
I refuse to believe anyone here has working tear ducts.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-05-02
On average, I cry about once a day. Sometimes it's more than that, sometimes not at all.
n/a culture_silence 2017-05-02
Now I know your just pulling my leg!
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-05-02
It's true. I've cried at particularly moving car insurance commercials before. Then I start laughing at myself for being a faggot, so I'm crying and laughing at the same time. I am not mentally well.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-02
Flo or Peyton Manning insurance commercials?
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-05-02
State Farm
n/a theropers 2017-05-02
How else am I supposed to flush the jizz outta my eye
n/a theropers 2017-05-02
Boo
n/a culture_silence 2017-05-02
I hear children's tears does the trick.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-05-02
Eh I had to pause it and focus on something else because I was about to cry. But technically I didn't cry so that makes you a faggot and me an uber cool alpha male
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-02
Fuck Jimmy Kimmel. If you want a healthy baby don't marry a 40 year old. Don't blame health care.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-05-02
Sharting out broken retard babies at 40 isn't something a lot of poor people need to worry about, they tend to get them all out young and then pollute their bodies by the time they hit middle age. This is exclusively a Dumb Rich Cunt problem and I wish nothing but pestilence and tribulation upon their family.
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-05-02
god damn rich cunts!
n/a That70smoke 2017-05-02
I wish Deacon off King of Queens would of became the famous comedian rather than this guy.
n/a could-of-bot 2017-05-02
It's either would HAVE or would'VE, but never would OF.
See Grammar Errors for more information.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-05-02
Normally I'm not too fond of you robot types, but you're okay in my book.
n/a assreaper 2017-05-02
Isn't jimmy rich? How the fuck does Obama care affect him? Don't care enough to watch the video.
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-05-02
I'm sure he's affected by Obamacare, and it's not just a celebrity appealing to emotion to try and pound their politics down our throats. That NEVER happens.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-05-02
His point was that he's lucky enough not to have to worry about getting money to pay medical bills on top of going through something so stressful already, and that others shouldn't have to, either.
n/a orangeeyedunicorn 2017-05-02
Are you saying theres a chance CBS contracts include healthcare for on-air talent?
n/a corystereo 2017-05-02
Kimmel easily pulls $3,000,000+/year doing his show. I'm pretty sure he and his little tard will be OK if Obamacare vanishes.
Bruce Kelly had a more valid reason to cry at Live 8 than Kimmel does.
n/a Pug_123 2017-05-02
He definitely earns atleast $9 million a year hosting his late night show.