Depends on the Goldie hawn movie that comes out next month

Snatched = huge bomb I think. Looks even shittier than her normal shit.

I mean, who the hell was thinking "you know, i really need to see a new Goldie Hawn movie"

Pair her with a frumpy 40 year old and make the title a pussy joke!

It'll make dozens and dozens of dollars.

Add another 30 to that.

Haha Snatched. Get it; cause they're kidnapped but also because vaginas.

Double entendre's are just the best.

Especially when they're about vaginas.

double entendre's what? pronouns cocksucka.

Haha I meant to do that...

...and other showbiz hot takes from 1975.

Will Carl Douglas's eagerly awaited followup to "Kung Fu Fighting" have the *kick** to put him back in the charts? Pye Records is betting on it!*

Amy knows all about "pye" records, right?! Because she's fat, and pye sounds like pie. Which she must have eaten a record number of in order to acquire so much adipose tissue or something. Tssssss.

Written by Katie Dippold, the same woman that brought us Ghostbusters 2016, Parks and Recreation, and The Heat (the movie I never remember exists till I see it was that chick cop movie with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McFatty).

Basically this woman writes entertainment for women. So I predict the movie will be about as good (read: shitty) as Ghostbusters, yet will still somehow score around 60% among audiences because frumpy soccer moms will dig the "muh vagiiiina" jokes.

And a 99% Fresh rating from critics who are terrified of being blackballed. Blackballed means being told to "Get Out", by the way.

in all honesty, The Heat isn't that bad of a movie. it made me laugh out loud a few times

Yeah I went in expecting a piece of shit movie, but it was well written, Burr was in it to

Yeah. Digging up Goldie Hawn and filming a movie with her corpse should revive Amy's career.

That thing still aint out yet? Saw the trailer ages ago and thought it came and went.

She is done.

She got the internets attention, that is never a good thing.

It worked for Nutella.

We'll know for sure when she turns up on opie or Jims show. That's the sign.

She's not a wrestler, even if she is the size of one.

she is laying low and watching all the new specials that came out recently (aka writing new material)

She's Ghostbusters now, people who like her think it's political.

She is on the way out. The people with an agenda trying to push her on the people can change their rating systems all they want but the writing is on the wall.

Uhhh was she a great big fat person?

2 out of 3 ain't bad

Can't wait to hear all her OJ Simpson stories in her next special.

She just had a magazine spread that glorified her physically, and has a movie coming out.

But yea. Shes done. With that being said - Shes going to keep being crammed down our throats as some great person whom girls should idolize. Anyone can look her up. Shes a hack. Shes also related to NYS Senator Chuck Schumer.

Agendas baby. Agendas.

I bet she is the "celebrity" Comedy Central roasts next to try and give her a bump and prove to everyone that she can dish it and take it.

That would mean our next parallel thinking compilation would simply be a copy of the roast with a bald Opie at the end

All money raised would be given to Amy's favorite charity: feed the whales.

I hope they fucking roast her so I can get a lineup of every pussy comedian who gets up there to insult Big Amy and doesn't say shit about the joke stealing

Big Amy is Judd Apatow's dirty toilet paper waiting to be flushed.

commercials for her new movie started playing.

One can only hope.

No, she has an insatiable appetite for food.

Funniest post in the thread.

Blondes have more funny http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/04/13/19/3F385FAD00000578-4409896-image-a-2_1492106782567.jpg

To Goldie's credit, she is 154 years old, but she is as ugly as Amy.

Goldie Hawn is so disturbing to look at, she doesn't even look human anymore.

The 75 year old has the skinnier and more athletic arms.

The mother of all caper comedies....yea looks like a riot

Jews are kosher. They dont like pigs.

"As long as she has a cunt and the last name (((Schumer))), there will always be a hot meal for her in showbiz." - Larry King

she is like a queen to most of the left

she wont go anywhere

And a 99% Fresh rating from critics who are terrified of being blackballed. Blackballed means being told to "Get Out", by the way.

in all honesty, The Heat isn't that bad of a movie. it made me laugh out loud a few times