Dude, let's hang out and do some alpha stuff

66  2017-04-08 by PauxFas

53 comments

I don't know who these men are

They are in Gavin's "gang", the Proud Boys. They made this song, thinking they were being badass and super cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXpffMXUcAg But people on this sub didn't think it was that bad ass...

Wow.

They really like cleaning up bull cream.

Eeeew

Yeah. It makes zero sense

I want to set the "guy" in the hat on fire

You'd be late the party

You'd be late the party

That don't make no sense.

hes already a burn victim you mook

You'd be late (I feel like something should go here) the party.

figure it out kike

You are a genuine mongoloid.

You'd be late the party.

SEE YOU AT DA PAHHTY RICKTUH!

Again?

he'll come back in our dreams with scissor-gloves to kill us.

That smirk. That fucking smirk...

Their looking at a black man's dick.

ARGHH ! For the umpteenth time how is it to differentiate between 'they are' and ' their ', idiot.

"how is it to differentiate" Solid grammar from yourself.

Typo, missed a word in my rage at you dummy, nothing to do with grammar. Fixed.

You are in no place to be pointing fingers there kid, you missed a word, like an idiot.

Thank god you did not use 'their' again, phew!

Thanks for the lesson nerd.

They're's no need for name calling.

We wont stop punching you until you name 5 common grammatical typographic errors.

U u uhuru.

Faggot.

Basketball American goddamit.

Think about the level of pathetic it takes to write a song and make a music video for a subpar internet snow that maybe a couple thousand people watch.

It's stupefying

they dont look gay at all

Oh, I have to disagree. I think they look extremely queer.

Ryan Reynolds

Apple Jacks.

Boo-Berry.

Cap'n Crunch.

MultiGrain Cheerios.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

U-U-UHURU

Why are breakfast cereals considered manly and not child-like? Shouldnt it be cuts of steak or something? (Sorry Sam)

Name 5 woodworking leatherworking tools

  • Plane
  • T-Square
  • Mortice gauge
  • Chisel
  • Mitre Box

Uhuru

  • Container of Coffee

Lunch pail

because it's all about reminiscing back to the time dad fucked you

That's 4 you cocksucker

That mincing faggot on the left has the most punchable face on Earth.

That smile is makes me fucking apoplectic with rage.

If by punchable you mean smoochable, I concur.

Ooooooohhhhuru

They look like unmasked members of Slipknot.

Ass fucking is pretty alpha.

Old louis ck bit... what's more manly than thrusting your cock in a man's hairy and making a frothy mix of semen and butt grease

Damn it. I just posted the same riff without ever hearing the CK bit. Parallel thinking is real and I'm a blockhead.

Really. What's more alpha than pinning down a big, strong, burly man and having the deepest ass-fuck with his hairy, testosterone-stank manhole?

Frankly, I think it's mighty sissy of you if you want to bang a lady.

Settle down, gang, they're just excited to ride their motorcycles to the boxing gym before going to the bar to drink whiskey and tell women they're less ambitious than men.

This Proud Boy bashing would be boring and annoying if it wasn't for burn victim face. That thin-lipped grimace makes it all worthwhile.

they jerk off every fucking day

Why would someone with a horribly burned face wear a Freddie Kruger hat? He's just asking to be despised.

I kind of feel bad for the burn victim, because you can tell watching the video that it's all the other guy's idea.

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They look like rapists.

k i've been seeing lots of references to these guys in the last bit. who are they? whats the story? and how do they connect to O&A?

Venerate the tantric manure

Can you imagine "rolling" with these two ?