Joe Matarese is on Red Eye. It's even worse than normal. He's completely bombing.

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RedEye is a corpse, it hasn't been the same since 2011 when Greg joined The Five, which originally started out as a concept of a afternoon version of redeye.

Bill left in 2013.

and then Greg really stopped giving a shit from then until he left the show.

Joanne was an amazing guest, but she couldn't really replace Bill who was amazing at his role as sidekick.

plus Joanne got a lot of flak for replacing bill as sidekick.

Greg's new show sucks too. apprently he sort of ran out of ideas back in 2011 or something because he really hasn't made much of his new show. That might be because the golden trio of Bill Greg and Andy are fragmented.

Also Bill might literally be living in a dumpster now.

Plus Tom Shillue, while a big fan and did sort of help the fans by bringing back a lot of segments, doesn't have the sort of connection to guests that Greg and Bill had that made it seem like you were listening in on a fun conversation between friends at a bar.

Also this format, was amazing during the 2000s, by 2013, podcasts were basically doing the same thing but better

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Joanne was hot and seemed nice. But she always seemed afraid to have an opinion on anything political. It was like she didn't want to piss off conservative viewers, but also didn't want to hurt her chances of getting hired by liberals.

But the main problem is Tom isn't good. They should have given it to Kennedy, who did a better job guest hosting.

I vote for Kennedy. Isn't there a red eye reddit board?

You sound like Patrick Bateman about to murder someone

Bill = Bill Schulz?

You're lamenting the departure of that unfunny faggot?

Bill got fired because he sucked.

How is that worse than normal?

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The problem was that he clearly isn't a political guy, yet he went on a VERY politics / news oriented show. He just thought it was a right of passage for New York comedians to go on that show like the Skanks did, but he didn't bother looking into what it actually was. It's embarrassing and it proves once again why he sucks.

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and mama's sauce! It's a da best!

You nailed it. That is 100% Opie body language.

These two no-talent nothings were separated at birth.

Sounds like more of the same to me but whaddoo I know?

Video?

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muchos gracias

5 minutes in for the start of the show

This dumb wop comes out the gate mumbling something about how having a list is "very Italian".

Wop Sherrod isn't very good.

At comedy? No. Sweeping up after shows. That's his wheelhouse.

poor fella.

He really should have been in retail. I just don't think he's cut out for performing. But it's too late to turn back. He needs to buy a big life insurance policy and fake a car crash.

Maybe he'll meet a doctor and she'll be able to support him.

Wow. The combination of anxiety and confusion made for some of the cringiest shit I've ever seen on TV. If I was Joe, I'd be contemplating suicide right now.

what a wanna be Mark Maron.

Mark Maronna Mia. Amiright?

do people still even listen Maron?

I havent heard anything in a while. And he had that TV show also. Is that canceled or still going?

Holy shit, I had to tap out quick. I'm going to have to watch this in small doses. The cringe is too rich for my blood.

Joe: I don't know anything about healthcare..I just have my wife's card, I don't even know what's on it.

Shuli: Is your wife nearby? Can we get her on?

Holy shit

She really does take lead in everything. Money, guiding him through life, penetrative sex.

I cut it up, so it's only Joe's parts. This show is shit.

https://youtu.be/krbEqzL-zdo

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Nice work peckah

Joe has no fucking business being on TV, stage, or in any venue where you can hear him talk. Holy shit that did not raise his stock

Yesss. I get a bizarre amount of pleasure watching this creep squirm. He rivals opies level of self awareness, it's great

Nothing like a Florentine impression on an audience that doesn't know who he is. Faggot.

Show ended.

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You know they're scraping from the bottom of the barrel when you have Materese and Shuli on the panel.

Holy shit is he uncomfortable. Look how tightly he's hugging himself.

How great would it be to make Materese go on Kill Tony as a contestant.

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