r/opieandanthony: /u/i_hate

This is much more sad than I thought. i used to work in the detoxification apartment in the hospital. i left and studied law to leave those losers behind.

n/a xaway3 2017-03-04

Tell us more. What kind of law do you practice? Do you find it fulfilling? Are you happy about your career change?

n/a boring_oneliner 2017-03-04

tax law. i am happy about the change but i still hate my job. also i dont appreciate you questioning me for the amusement of other people

n/a xaway3 2017-03-04

I'm not, I was genuinely interested because some people I know got into law and now they wish they hadn't because it's saturated. Why do you hate the job?

n/a boring_oneliner 2017-03-04

okay i thought you were being jokey.

the field is not overcrowded for tax lawyers, because that shit is hard and no one wants to do that. it is overcrowded for criminal law losers who want to go the easy way and think they are matlock.

lot of money in that field still in tax law, but is it worth it?

i literally work 6.5 days a week, 10 hours a day. you need to be some no life loser, because no way you can balance this shit and a normal life.

n/a xaway3 2017-03-04

I couldn't handle that at all. That would really take a toll on my mental health

n/a boring_oneliner 2017-03-04

ill be honest, if i didnt have my mulatto wife i couldnt handle it. as it is, i am barely holding it together. i think ill quit in the next 5 years.

n/a xaway3 2017-03-04

So you worked in behavioral health in a hospital? I've worked in a hospital and I'm glad I don't now.

n/a boring_oneliner 2017-03-04

no i didnt work in behavioral, i worked in detox. pretty much everyone in my family did. depressing as shit.

n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-03-04

There are a surprising number of professional people here. Not that lawyers and doctors and whatnot are really any better or worse than truck drivers or junkies like our buddy Ian but I just think it's hilarious how many of us here are well-educated. And fuck you I am Matlock'n this bitch.

n/a boring_oneliner 2017-03-04

i think it has to do with the fact that retarded truckers couldnt figure out how to use the redditzzzz

n/a BullsLawDan 2017-03-04

Eh, I work in a small law firm. 40 ish hours a week, no weekends. It's possible outside of the cities.

n/a stinksskc 2017-03-04

I know what you mean by calling it an apartment. I've only been there once but it seems like everyone else had been there multiple times. Sorry you had to deal with that. You should know better than anyone we're not all terrible people though and I'm working on bettering myself. Just lucky not to be dead at this point. I lost my job girl and phone/Id all in the same week last week. Just got a new job I'm starting next week I just was really depressed and fucked up

n/a boring_oneliner 2017-03-04

detoxification apartment

you are giving me too much credit with that. I am from germany and didnt know what it's called on the fly. I don't even understand the implications I made by calling it an apartment.

I hope you get better, i hated seeing multitoxers die in their late twenties early thirties due to liver failure.

n/a stinksskc 2017-03-04

Well either way thank you, doubtful liver failure is in the cards for me this early. Probably just going to be really painful to be alive in 10/20 years, I will pay for it though. What you said was funny though.

n/a HugininuM 2017-03-04

Wow a legit German, and a Steueranwalt no less. I wish you luck in preventing this sub from leaking into your private life and destroying everything you've worked for.

n/a cum-pound-me-dia 2017-03-04

Look at that fat pecka bulge.

n/a boofk 2017-03-04

You mean nodded out.

n/a TangerineReam 2017-03-04

Stinks, is she a girl? OR like a Trans friend?

n/a Zombied77 2017-03-04

Aaaand we have a weiner!!

n/a dassabessdoe 2017-03-04

Does she have a shirt on in the first pic? I looked for one but couldn't find it, as well as a tit.

n/a stinksskc 2017-03-04

No that's why I took the pic to show knicks some tits

n/a dassabessdoe 2017-03-04

Her tits are invisible.

n/a stinksskc 2017-03-04

I think they're just covered. To be fair they're nothing to write home about

n/a whoaDAVIDwhoa 2017-03-04

scandalous.

n/a cum-pound-me-dia 2017-03-04

I come here quite a bit and I'm still confused. Who is Ian and why does he matter?

n/a Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-03-04

He's a heroin addict who posts about putting dicks in his ass.

n/a cum-pound-me-dia 2017-03-04

And who's the tranny next to him? And again, why do they matter?

n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-03-04

aWl LoIVeS mAttAH!

n/a whoaDAVIDwhoa 2017-03-04

he's the op.

n/a TheDarkFezRises 2017-03-04

I feel like Ian could be an amazingly succesful youtube vlogger.

n/a xaway3 2017-03-04

I'd watch as long as he occasionally shoved objects up his butt

n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-03-04

Don't fuck with gavin's gig

n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-03-04

I liked the video where he harassed working people to say "peckahs"

n/a YouAintGotToLieCraig 2017-03-04

He did start twitch streaming at one point. Some British girl was there warning him not to shoot up too much because their roommate/friend had no veins left.

https://www.twitch.tv/mobilplast

n/a pcloadletter92 2017-03-04

It's black tar Stalker Patti.

n/a sanfrancisco69er 2017-03-04

OK. . .(breaks out wallet) . . . dont spend it all in one place you guys . . .

n/a stinksskc 2017-03-04

Wooooo baby! :) thx itll go to a good cause

n/a Inameditgary 2017-03-04

So who is this really and what do you plan on doing with the body?

n/a drakenthegreat 2017-03-04

6 hours from now

n/a boring_oneliner 2017-03-04

when i watched that scene, but did i want walter to beat the vomit of this worthless heroin addicts scum into her throat.

n/a xaway3 2017-03-04

That's a strong reaction.

n/a TittyMtnhighway 2017-03-04

"I watched Jane die".

n/a Clean-Ween 2017-03-04

I fucked Ted

n/a TittyMtnhighway 2017-03-04

Tread lightly

n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-04

Gold please.

n/a Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-03-04

Junkie beggar

n/a dankfranklin 2017-03-04

Dipping sticks

n/a GullibleGilbert 2017-03-04

Looks like you guys have an amazing time!

n/a 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-03-04

Goodbye Horses time?

n/a Guinness525 2017-03-04

It puts the heroin in the basket...

n/a RacksDiciprine 2017-03-04

Wait.. Is Knickers the Junkie chick on the right or the junkie chick on the left?

n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-03-04

ya

n/a Guinness525 2017-03-04

Your lady friend looks like Victoria Justice if she were addicted to heroin and a prostitute.

n/a bickybyebobickybebo 2017-03-04

Look at the dog collar.

n/a _snoop_ 2017-03-04

And had the opposite of a vagina

n/a stinksskc 2017-03-04

I hung out wth a hooker for 2 weeks. She was backpage and no Id so I would book the hotel rooms and in exchange I'd get some free dope and a hotel room. She was waiting for her bf to get out of jail and when he finally did he ended up oding and died. Dark shit

n/a Ralph_Cifaretto 2017-03-04

We are not here, Stinks. This sub is just a manifestation of your severely damaged psyche.

n/a boring_oneliner 2017-03-04

dvv what are we then, fucking shutta island or sumthin?

n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-03-04

He is in a coma from overdosing.

His brain is so fucked up that his subconscious can't even hint at him to "wake up", it only ever comes out as "peckahs"

n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-03-04

Dani Brand has graduated from Anthony to Stinks.

n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-04

I've met plenty of dipshit junkies with massively undeserved egos, but none quite as obnoxious as you.

n/a xaway3 2017-03-04

Boy that was harsh dude

n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-03-04

i know right. I'd say underserved ego but 'massively'? He's a hallmark name in this sub.

n/a stinksskc 2017-03-04

Haha yeah posting pictures in an obscure online forum makes me have a huge ego. What the fuck are you even talking about? Are you retarded? Did you know these junkies in real life or just chat rooms on aol?

n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-04

Real life, so it's impressive that you've managed to be more insufferable than the rest of them combined.

n/a stinksskc 2017-03-04

How fat are you?

n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-04

I'm only phat with a ph.

n/a boring_oneliner 2017-03-04

which one of you is the tranny on the left?

n/a panasonictooth 2017-03-04

Stalker Patti got hot?

n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-03-04

Is that bitch wearing a milk bone dog tag?

n/a unprovoked_hate 2017-03-04

Seems like both of you made all the right life choices

n/a unprovoked_hate 2017-03-04

Two productive members of society right there. How much they paying into the system? 30k a year? 40? God bless the American dream

n/a Sicboy69 2017-03-04

I personally try not to pay anything into the system & I make decent money.

n/a stinksskc 2017-03-04

Idk about her but you got Me... so what I'm poor and my life Sucks because of it

n/a unprovoked_hate 2017-03-04

You do realize this is not some 90s message board that will be forgotten and nukes from the aa olda www? You should really be ashamed that you are so socially and technically unaware that you post this.

n/a xaway3 2017-03-04

Tell us some more of your opinions.

n/a unprovoked_hate 2017-03-04

That Opie guy - actually not a fan!

n/a xaway3 2017-03-04

I think the same thing but I'm afraid to actually type and post that here

n/a unprovoked_hate 2017-03-04

Well the Internet needs some brave truth tellers like me

n/a stinksskc 2017-03-04

Wtf are you talking about? What's so incriminating about this. Not like I'm going anywhere anyway

n/a boofk 2017-03-04

This bundles for you stinks. http://imgur.com/UIsnkWb

n/a bornrevolution 2017-03-04

what is that

n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-03-04

Drugzzz

n/a boofk 2017-03-04

A bundle(usually 10 glassine bags) of heroin.

n/a Zombied77 2017-03-04

I'd make it an even 11 if I wasn't too dumb to know how to tag a pic from my phone on here.

n/a stinksskc 2017-03-04

My dude

n/a boofk 2017-03-04

Next time I'm up in nyc we should get up. I'll let you try this shit I get down here in Norfolk. A lot of the shit I get down here is surprisingly on par with the shit I used to get from an old connect in queens.

n/a Stud_beaner_69 2017-03-04

Kind of look like a pot head version of boner from growing pains

n/a corystereo 2017-03-04

Looks more like like Michael Wincott dying of AIDS, to me.

n/a 1475315963 2017-03-04

I hope you get an air embolism

n/a TankHankerous 2017-03-04

So many people talk shit about heroin and don't know a damn thing about it

n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-03-04

Where we at with the trannies, Erock?

n/a littlepeteferguson 2017-03-04

I have a psychopathic hatred for junkies.

n/a dassabessdoe 2017-03-04

Wtf is this supposed to be?

n/a holodog 2017-03-04

I don't care for you subreddit celebrities.

n/a LeVampire1992 2017-03-04

where we at with the 30mg oxycodone

n/a Billyassman 2017-03-04

Yes sir,step right up, stick ya finger in his ass,see if it Stinks.

n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-04

My God, what have I done?

n/a assreaper 2017-03-04

leave the body, take the cannoli

n/a assreaper 2017-03-04

leave the body, take the cannoli

n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-03-04

This mouth. ;)

n/a CarHelp19 2017-03-04

pretty odd,i never pegged any of you as hipsters

n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-04

I didn't need an additional reason to remember to wake up every day anew and pray for your death. I already had plenty of those. But thank you for being considerate and thinking that I might have lost some zeal.

n/a Fart_Parfait 2017-03-04

Absolutely disgusting

n/a stinksskc 2017-03-04

Sorry, fart

n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-04

Dude on the right looks like Les Claypool from the My Name Is Mud video.

(I miss the 90s.)

n/a Zombied77 2017-03-04

Me too, Ween is on tour might check them out.

n/a TPuffs 2017-03-04

You two look like you know where to score some decent H

n/a harnal_the_grayt 2017-03-04