Jim Jeffries says Australia has no gun violence because of our stricter gun laws.
25 2017-01-06 by andiswearrrr
But it's because there's no black people.
There's abbos, sure, but they're less evolved than american blacks, and spend all their free time drinking gasoline.
I'm not trying to be funny. This torture video thing has made me temporarily open about my racism.
89 comments
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-06
Outside of London and Manchester, where black people live, there is barely any violent crime in Britain..
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-01-06
Liverpool, Nottingham, Sheffield & Stoke still have a fair bit.
n/a grocery_man 2017-01-06
I take it you've never been to Glasgow.
n/a grocery_man 2017-01-06
I take it you've never been to Glasgow
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-06
/s
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-01-06
That's a new one
n/a McGowan9 2017-01-06
That's bollocks. Go to Portsmouth, Liverpool or any port town on the piss on a Friday or Saturday night. It's a good exercise in trying not to get your head kicked in by chavs (white trash).
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-01-06
Dude.... /s
n/a McGowan9 2017-01-06
Fair enough, quite hard to get tone in text sometimes.
n/a aprosbro 2017-01-06
I feel like this is the place to tell me underrated joke:
Kingsmen is a james bond movie filled in the parking lot of an arctic monkeys concert.
n/a McGowan9 2017-01-06
It's not underrated.
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-01-06
Take blacks out of the equation and the United States is the greatest country on the planet by all metrics.
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-01-06
and puerto ricans.
n/a corystereo 2017-01-06
But Mars can stay, he's cool. :)
n/a HowsThatFeelFucker 2017-01-06
You'd definitely still win the school shootings award
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-01-06
These mother fuckers dragged blacks over here against their will and now we need to take them "out of the equation".
n/a yeahheymate 2017-01-06
*bought fair and square
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-01-06
"These motherfuckers" and the blacks they brought here have been dead for a very long time. So when will blacks get their collective shit together? Don't worry, I'll wait. We all will.
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-01-06
Was I suppose to make that one word?
n/a harrisongooch 2017-01-06
They should have been taken out of the equation in 1860
n/a fashanoo 2017-01-06
Especially on racial purity
n/a Patmcpsu 2017-01-06
Our gold medal count at the Olympics would take a hit. Music today already sucks, so no harm there.
n/a corystereo 2017-01-06
"America's Olympic achievements can be measured in nigger sweat." -Josef Goebbels, Inglorious Basterds
n/a MaxKawalski 2017-01-06
THoSe ABboS aRe aTTrAcTIvE peOpLE...
n/a [deleted] 2017-01-06
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n/a timothymodine 2017-01-06
Put it on a separate drive that's only 3/5 as big as your main drive
n/a im_not 2017-01-06
Highly publicized black on white hate crime is as good a reason as any to pull up a few good scenes from Ghetto Gaggers
n/a heinzguderian88 2017-01-06
anyone who says we have no gun violence has clearly never been to sydney's western suburbs
the lebs are trying their hardest to be the negroes of our country
n/a TrundlesBallsack 2017-01-06
Yep. And they will never go you in a fair fight, always bringing those cousins which ends up being half their community. Fuckin inbreds
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-01-06
What is a leb? I need a new slur in the arsenal.
n/a Holzmann 2017-01-06
Lebanese. They settle as clans.
n/a LIGHTA-FLUID 2017-01-06
Dirty arab-wogs from Lebanon.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-01-06
OK. What a wog? Same reason.
n/a heinzguderian88 2017-01-06
I believe I can help you there friend. A wog is a broad term for any individual from a Mediterranean background; particularly Greeks, Turks and those from the Levant. They tend to be of an unscrupulous nature and are undesirable suitors for your sisters/daughters.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-01-06
All those are terrible. Damn wogs.
n/a Sicboy69 2017-01-06
I grew up around a lot of Lebanese & they aren't much different than Italians & Greeks & are nothing like ghetto black America. Visit Detroit sometime & drive around the neighborhoods & then compare it to the 'Lebs' neighborhoods in Sydney.
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-01-06
no guns and lots of funnel webs.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-01-06
Full of white criminals as well. White people are the best 4 reel niga
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-01-06
I love the "it worked in Australia so it will work here" strategy. There are more people in California than in Australia. There are 300 million guns in the country (that we know about). Good fucking luck getting them back. And once again, only the law abiding public would turn them in.
n/a dave_ohhh 2017-01-06
How the fuck would you know that abo's are less evolved than Afro Americans. Please continue to enlighten us on more things you know nothing about....go
n/a Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-01-06
Abos literally sleep on the highway.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-01-06
They have to be told to not drink gasoline... Then they do it anyway.
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-01-06
I tried to find the most PC, mainstream article that demonstrates this fact for you, because anything else you'd deem propaganda.
Indigenous Australians most ancient civilisation on Earth, DNA study confirms
But you don't care, do ya, faggot? Go on believing that these things are on the same level as american niggers.
IT'S MY LAND!
n/a dave_ohhh 2017-01-06
You still have no clue. Please "guy from another country" tell me more about where I live... I have never seen snow before. Can I teach you how to ski. Faggot
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-01-06
?
Uh. Im australian. When did I even imply otherwise?
n/a dave_ohhh 2017-01-06
you didnt say you were. your comment about no blacks being in australia are wrong. just coz your soft cock hasn't seen a black...scared are ya. The somalian population in australia will be huge over the next few years. Just because you only see your basement walls, does not mean there is no blacks.
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-01-06
Yech.
n/a Sicboy69 2017-01-06
I don't know what your experience with America is but I grew up in Brooklyn in a mostly white area & in high school at least 3 kids would get shot every year by other whites (useually Italian or Albanian). I think if your talking about upper-class WASP culture in America then its far compare English & Australian people but a lot of white Americans are wild in comparison those cultures.
n/a baraksobamas 2017-01-06
Those things might be a bit more evolved. They had a fight and nobody died.
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-01-06
Oldest civiliation on earth... invented a stick.
n/a baraksobamas 2017-01-06
Which "civilization" are you talking about?
n/a c4mac 2017-01-06
The subject of the last two episodes of his television show not coincidentally.
n/a all_copacetic 2017-01-06
Australians just seem to accept that aboriginals are a vastly inferior race and just leave them alone to chew sticks and wallow in their own feces. They don't pretend that they're merely oppressed and underprivileged. Everybody knows the score and there's no need to kid themselves about it. Hopefully one day they'll get around to having them all secretly killed, but for now they're just homeless eyesores who occasionally kill and eat people's cats.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-01-06
For some reason, knowing your cat could be eaten by a certain group sounds almost exciting. Like living in a zombie apocalypse, or a medieval fantasy world with monsters that sword-wielding adventurers are occasionally hired to clear out caves full of and take their treasure.
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-01-06
And you havent even gotten into the deadly species yet. It's all Mad Max but without anyone attractive.
n/a holodog 2017-01-06
But then the treasure is like half a carton of cigarettes and a jar of wood finish.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-01-06
Eh well, you know what they say
https://youtu.be/W5QmfT1Zpbc?t=123
n/a crunchtimestudio 2017-01-06
Australia is a country full of diverse and interesting wildlife. I'm convinced they just (rightfully) see the indigenous in the same light.
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-01-06
Not true, I have seen Australian TV shows where they paraded these fucking gargoylic cartoon characters on a stage and had them moan and bang drums while some white Lib played the piano crying at how inspirational their random whimpers were.
n/a holodog 2017-01-06
They had to produce a bunch of PSA commercials to tell the aboriginals not to sleep in the road.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yqgq8DHTFg
n/a hahfdjahdfsja 2017-01-06
Excuse me sir, but greater minds seem to differ with your opinion
n/a Dennyislife 2017-01-06
lets be fair, like most things, whites invented mass shootings. We used to be the kings of it. Now look.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-01-06
I actually went to school with a abbo who moved to England. No idea how you let him get out. His hands were covered in warts and nobody could understand his accent.
He didn't last long and soon moved back.
n/a disabledorphan96 2017-01-06
Well this sub is fucking mental
n/a Dennyislife 2017-01-06
Dvvvv dvvvv
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-01-06
So were their lots of black people when you did have mass shootings?
n/a LIGHTA-FLUID 2017-01-06
Nah-der. Reclaim Australia.
n/a xX_prowl_Xx 2017-01-06
Its called petrol here, faggot.
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-01-06
Do you know how many fucking times I've used an Australian term only to get american dumbasses ask me what the fuck I'm talking about? How have you not experienced the same thing?
n/a TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-01-06
It's a big ass glass of beer here in canada
n/a baraksobamas 2017-01-06
It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.
n/a holodog 2017-01-06
yes you are an alkie
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-01-06
You're delusional.
n/a BloodyTomFlint 2017-01-06
So what the fuck is a schooner?
n/a xX_prowl_Xx 2017-01-06
I should've added, dont pander
n/a slongbinh 2017-01-06
That black shoe polish paste is derived from a chemical found in the innards of a kiwi.
n/a fashanoo 2017-01-06
They also aren't resourceful enough to get involved in the violent drug trade.
We also have a relatively more comfortable standard of living and tons of welfare, so the lazy pricks won't be buying a gun until it's publicly funded.
n/a slongbinh 2017-01-06
The coloreds in England speak well. I wish we could have an exchange program.
n/a destinyaltboy 2017-01-06
It's absolutely true. If America had no blacks, our gun violence would be on par with Belgium
n/a corystereo 2017-01-06
Thank you for this sensible point.
People who say "[Insert nation here] has no gun violence because of their strict gun laws." are clowns. Mexico has strict gun laws, but they have a lot of gun violence. In order for gun laws to work, you must first have a solid foundation in the form of a citizenry that believes the law is worth following. Shit-skins like the 4 in Chicago are no such foundation.
n/a Sicboy69 2017-01-06
Please don't compare Americans with Brits & Australians. Our white people can kick their peoples asses.
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-01-06
We still have gun crime, watch the morning news on monday and they can't stop talking about shootings in Sydney or Melbourne
n/a RealTonySchiavone 2017-01-06
At least the american blacks don't need PSA's to not sleep in the road.
n/a MicroPeckah 2017-01-06
People love to find hard evidence, but there isn't any. There were few murders by gun in Australia before they went off the gun banning deep end. Same with every western country that has large bans. The US happens to be a particularly murderous country, just as Thailand happens to have lots of ppl willing to fuck children for money.......
The reality is the difference can't be measured. It's culture. Go read western foreigners' views of Americans: Loud, obnoxious, and angry. What do loud, obnoxious, angry ppl do? Murder. Racial diversity definitely plays a role, but only because of the clash of sub-cultures.
I'm bored with this already. Somebody else write the rest.
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-01-06
Niggers aren't people.
Sincerely,
MicroPeckah
n/a harrisongooch 2017-01-06
Neh, guns are fine in all white areas and if niggers didn't exist the Hispanics would probably be fine too. The lowest common denominator is not guns or weapons its niggers and muslims.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-01-06
This type of shit is why Jeffries has fallen off, too. There is gun violence in Australia, as well as plenty of other violence that people without guns now cannot protect themselves from. Fucking idiot.
Archie Bunker said it best "Would you feel better about it if they were killed with knives?" Fucking leftist ideologies are based on some unicorn-land thinking.
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-01-06
Holy fuck, that was a thing? I was laughed at by leftists for using that as an argument -- that I'd rather be killed quickly by a gun then sliced up by a sword.
n/a burgersass 2017-01-06
I agree Jim has gone way too political, but that knife vs gun argument is retarded. You can't walk into a crowd and kill 40 people with a knife as easily as you could with a gun.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-01-06
Yet it was done in China/Japan not that long ago.
n/a burgersass 2017-01-06
I mean if you wanna debate that knives can kill just as many people as guns, I'd love to hear it.
n/a SWIMsfriend 2017-01-06
same thing with a gun, if you check it out most "mass shootings" are just drive bys that hit a few people,
n/a Sicboy69 2017-01-06
I see your point but Nyc & LA aren't even in the top ten cities for gun violence. NYC is safer than most cities in the county
n/a SWIMsfriend 2017-01-06
in London they already have both knife and dog control.