Joe Rogan's entire being condensed into 19 seconds

254  2016-12-31 by spicysandwich80

94 comments

I love Joe and laughed out loud of this. If you are looking to Rogan for wisdom you get what you get. He is an entertainer. Take it for what it is.

Weed makes people stupid and boring.

Nuh uh

He IS an entertainer? Fucking news to me.

Rogan developed a saying of the word "whoa" that makes Keanu Reeves' "whoa" sound like an MIT lecture on quantum mechanics

It was around that same time that Rogan developed a curiosity for guys like Keanu Reeves

His standup is not funny. He is a decent interviewer on his podcast from time to time. But he acts like a 13 year old who just discovered weed.

Its nahht funny dude

dewwdabittt

How many O&A regulars would you actually pay to see? I paid to see Burr, and I would pay to see Louis CK, but I have no desire whatsoever to watch anybody else do a set, Jimmy included.

I would go to see Rich Vos if I heard good reviews for Bananas January 13th and 14th.

I agree liked a few of his episodes. He's definitely good at making his guests comfortable and open up and gets a good discussion going but his standup sucks ass

The dude who makes the sourdough boys videos doesn't even have to try

/u/TheAncientDirtbag is a saint on eart

Edited for correct username

He meme magic'd Joe into this. It's like how BaldOpie was put out of work by the real Opie.

The guys a legend... Sourdough boys made me piss my fuckin pants...

You're twinkskc?

I am. Keep it under your hat

Finally u/thescarletR admits to his multiple accounts. Something he has vehemently denied for quite some time...

I guess someone started their new years resolutions early am I right gang? :)

Every JRE I watch looks like a sourdough boys video to me now.

There was a YouTube video where they made a rogan podcast into a sitcom.

Never been able to unsee it.

Why comedians and thousands of fans hold this guy in such reverence is beyond me. He fucking stinks. I don't care that he called out Mencia of if he's a good commentator for UFC. He's not funny, he never once has even made my fucking teeth show, and I judge your intelligence if you find him humurous. Stupid idiot

I personally don't find him funny, therefor he's bad!

I can be fair. Give me (in your opinion) his funniest story/bit/podcast diatribe/whatever.

Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all!

I don't find him funny either, but that also doesn't make him bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZXs1R4gePA

This was always one of my favorites from him. I agree he's not top shelf as a standup, but saying he isn't funny at all is a stretch.

Kind of sucked and the constant screaming was annoying.

Funny premise I'll give him that. He yells too loud and that hat is awful

haha the hat is fucking atrocious

Piano Py would disagree.

Literally did "he laughin cause he know" 30 seconds in

I don't think he's saying he's funny, just that being funny isn't everything.

I don't think Joe is considered to be that funny by anyone other than his sycophants who say "powerful" before everything, just like daddy does. With that being said, I'm an avid MMA fan and he does get some good guests in on his podcasts. I've never thought he was very funny or a good comedian though.

He's also the guy who turned me onto O&A.

I've always thought that his jockiness caused him to not want to deliver material like a normal comedian. The delivery is always more straightforward and explanatory, rather than playful and "jokesy". Either he doesn't have the ability to be a little goofy while telling jokes, or his "alpha" pride makes him avoid it. I think it's more of the latter.

Whereas most comedians' approach is being funny through clever unexpected exaggerations, Rogan's seems to be relating interesting or strange things 'like an adult' where the gist is usually "dude! How fucked UP is that shit!". I think he sees the standard route as a little childish, affable, and therefore beta.

Isn't being less funny for fear of being a "beta" more bitchlike than being a tiny bit vulnerable and improving your comedy? If Rogan really thinks like that he's an even bigger peterpuffer than I thought.

He sometimes talks to interesting people

That's literally it

Lol never once made my teeth show.

His latest special on netflix was great, and he can do a 3 hour podcast with anyone from comedians to professors. I judge your intelligence if you can't figure out the reverence, especially in comparison to the other options out there (e.g. Tit)

Every podcast I've listened to of his because he's had someone on who I like (Attell, Big Jay, Vos, etc.) he's been the worst part of

I didn't even watch it and I know you're full of shit.

Then watch it. If you hate him, you'll get all mad he's being funny and he's got 5 or 6 really good bits/ideas. I just dont like the title "triggered", because it's barely political (which is good)

I did watch it and it fucking sucked. I like his podcast if I care about the guest and like him as a UFC commentator. But he's always been awful as a comic. He is far too self-serious to ever be funny.

I am happy to see I'm not the only one who thinks Rogan is shit. I'm even happier to see you not get downvoted to hell for it. Maybe he will fade back into obscurity.

The one thing he is undeniably excellent at is calling UFC fights. In any other setting he is mediocre at best; especially stand up.

Needs more gay sex.

But...you're a nigger..

I watched his last "standup special" his eyes kept bulging out of his head, i was waiting for one blow out. Stupid.

Rogan is that guy who makes a ton of gay jokes to throw off him loving cock... no amount of kale shakes and kettle bells will cross fit him back into liking pussy

Kale shakes, kettle bells, and crossfit...

It doesn't look like he's hiding it.

DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS Y"ALL

Fuck, that was seriously embarassing. That whole special was a complete circle jerk....he got my 5 bucks though...refuse to pay for any of his stuff specifically anymore.

I laughed like Patrice at the up and down game at this.

He's a zero when it comes to comedy, the stage stuff, writing material and all that. The only reason people pay to see him at those shitty gigs is because they know him from the podcast and the UFC, not because they like his shitty material. But he's entertaining as hell with the right people on his podcast. Him and Joey Diaz on the same podcast...you won't find anything more funny or entertaining that lasts 2-3 hours. But outside of that, yeah, he's a fucking moron. He's got like 4th grade education. He thinks a Ghetto is something the blacks came up with. He said Italy has like 2 million citizens, France has like 3 million citizens. It's amazing how dumb this man is and yet he's still successful. Some things just don't add up. Reminds me of Opie actually.

you're getting downvoted, but you're right

Butthurt Rogan fans obviously. I didn't make that stuff up, those are facts. He is not educated, he is a hypocrite, and his comedy on stage just isn't funny. Doesn't mean I hate the guy. Like I said, he's naturally funny on his podcast with certain guys that he has chemistry with (Diaz & Duncan). He is a good interviewer and I listen to most his podcasts that aren't hunting related.

I actually don't think I've ever laughed at anything he's said on his podcast. He definitely is able to get great and interesting guests. If Ant could get those guests, they would be better interviews - except the ones where they go into depth about shrooms and gobeckli tepli or whatever that is.

i downvoted you cuz you said him and joey diaz on a podcast are funny.

I don't really find him funny or interesting. But I appreciate him because he's getting a lot of dumb jock guys to allow themselves to behave marginally more intelligently, or at least make it ok to be more interested in things that they weren't before.

I love Rogan but this was fucking hilarious.

Joe Rogan watches the internet on YouTube is good.

I noticed Joe does this long deep sigh like anything they're talking about is too thought provoking to even talk about. It's annoying because he does it about 10 times a show.

It's a warning....strap in ladies and gentleman.....it will be stuhhhh-ronng

All day

He only talks about bears now

Need a link to the moose video

He's so fucking boring. I always listen when Fitz is on, but I just can't ever get over how fucking dumb and what a bad interviewer Joe is. Stop smoking so much weed, for Christs sake.

Yea, I only listen if Fitz, DiPaolo, Florentine and the like are on and that's enough for me. I listen to 5-6 Rogan shows now as opposed to every one which I used to 4-5 years ago. That was a weird transition, but I just sort of like the bullshit chat. Fitz always has a good story or two. I'd rather just listen to his show over Rogan now.

Yeah JRE turned into the Dick Cavett show. I definitely prefer it before when he had some comics in his house and they'd just shoot the shit for three hours.

Fitz has my favorite podcast going. He's a great guest on almost any podcast too, he's just one of those guys that can hang with anyone. Even Howard.

I wonder of Joe Rogan can feel 4g as well as Wi-Fi signals

I can't believe how successful onnit is.

is it? i only hear about it when rogan talks about it.

The roids have transformed the way this guy looks. Wow.

This is your brain on drugs

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Ha!

Weed, not even once

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This is the greatest editing I've seen

I listened to this, it really wasn't....shit happened.

I enjoy his podcasts but he annoys me with his nature videos he loves playing for his mostly audio only audience.

"Did you see that video of that bear eat that rabbit. Jamie pull it up I posted it on my Instagram....whoa look at that "

his fucking ADD is infuriating. i guess weed does fuck with your brain

don't blame weed on him being 50 acting 15

You can see the alpha brain kick in.

Watching youtube vids and being a curious, wide-eyed everyman; Joe should be doing afternoons on whatever-the-channel-is-called-now.

ugh he thinks he's raising such a profound metaphysical question

This made me laugh really hard.

I remember suggesting Rogans stand up special while looking for something to watch at a friends and 10 minutes in legitimately being embarrassed that i'd suggested it because it was so bad

Well, this is Joe Rogan's entire being condensed into 30 seconds.

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Well I once unknowingly signed up with a very soft and effeminate ship's crew. They didn't want to do fucking anything that was at all difficult and when it came to harvesting whale parts all they could say was "ew!!!" and then they pranced around the deck on their tip toes so as not to get their shoes dirty. But other than that this sub is the biggest group of whaling pussies I've ever met.

Oh stop it. Nobody here is hunting whales you fucking cunt - Bob Kelly will do himself in

You listen to a radio program and it runs your life. Poor piece of shit.

why bring E-rock into this

STOP CLICKING THESE LINKS - You're just putting money in his roided out pocket.

I did watch it and it fucking sucked. I like his podcast if I care about the guest and like him as a UFC commentator. But he's always been awful as a comic. He is far too self-serious to ever be funny.