Chatted with Jim on twitter the other day, here are some questions he answered
97 2016-12-13 by TheScarletR
Proof - http://imgur.com/lghyFZN
This is from Thursday when /u/Thomas_Daly got on-air with a Bam reference
He asked that I paraphrase, so I will:
ME: "What did you think of that caller who met Scorch?"
Jim: "I hate to see Opies wife get bashed but I cant stop the callers from saying what they want"
ME: "Yeah I assume shes nice. Do you expect to hear from Opie about it?"
Jim: "nah, I havent heard from him since September"
(when Jim texted him saying "hope everythings alright" and Opie replied "thanks Jimmy")
ME: "How transparent is it that he went from HATING Anthony as recent as like July, to being "buddy buddy" with him and absolutely despising you and Sam?"
Jim: "I really dont know why theyre talking now. I wish Opie would've taken Ants call 6 months ago though"
(When Ant called in and was put on hold for 20 minutes, before giving up)
ME: "Yeah thats why I think it looks desperate. He waited until he needed the "buzz" to finally talk to Ant. Do you see Opie going on TACS at some point and discussing that stuff, one on one, with Ant? We know hes not great at arguing."
Jim: "I dont know if they will. I had interest in it at one point but now it would feel forced. But I love and support Ant, whatever he does"
ME: "I agree it would feel forced. I know you browse the subreddit occasionally and most of us there couldnt care less about a reunion other than to have more material to mock Opie with.
How have talks about getting Ant in studio been going? Some folks, myself included, suspect that Opie would happily put the kaibash on it if he still has any pull on that channel"
Jim: "Opie would have Ant in if he could, I think. Last time I asked Scott he said not yet.
The subreddits an interesting microcosm, some of them are funny and smart while others dont have a clue."
ME: "Thats good to hear. Would be great to hear the Cellar guys on more regularly but Im sure you know that"
Jim: "Thanks, its a work in progress and I appreciate you listening"
Yes I'm an attention seeking faggot. But I also thought this was relevant to the sub.
87 comments
104 RamonFrunkis 2016-12-13
You're a needy, attention seeking, star fucking faggot. Both of you.
-1 [deleted] 2016-12-13
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14 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-12-13
Don't be, this is gold. Speaking of which...
10 DaveNone 2016-12-13
Wow you're not dead. Was it prison then as some suspected? Light sentence for smothering elderly burdens?
5 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-12-13
It was a forced institutional followed by a few pidgeons coming home to roost up my ass.
But yes, I'm doing fine.
And how are you?
9 spinuch 2016-12-13
You aren't doing fine.
12 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-12-13
I'm fiiiiiine, you don't know the first thing about me.
7 DaveNone 2016-12-13
Glad to hear you are doing fine.
I'm doing well. Still waiting for Esther Ku to read one of my posts and realize I am the man for her. But until that happens I am just chronically masturbating.
Be sure to come to this months circle jerk and book club. We'll even let you eat the cracker in the middle since you've been gone so long. The book we're reading is “How Fatima Started Islam: Mohammad’s Daughter Tells All” by Noor Barack.
5 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-12-13
Do you think any of your friends and family actually like you?
4 DaveNone 2016-12-13
I am sure they like me as much as your friends and family like you.
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-13
"Which is not a lot!!!" explains the bit guy
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-12-13
Calm down girls. None of our friends or family like any of us
1 HereForOctober 2016-12-13
Please send me pictures of your erect penis.
0 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-12-13
Hey that's my line you son of a bitch.
Whatever.
Cigars n scoooootch
4 PresidentBaseball 2016-12-13
I'm glad you're back from prison
10 dassabessdoe 2016-12-13
I'm not.
47 holodog 2016-12-13
Jim was taking a long, heavy shit while you chatted.
30 [deleted] 2016-12-13
Edging I say.
41 TheScarletR 2016-12-13
Why not both? Hes a man of luxury, you know
9 goarlorde 2016-12-13
simulated blumpkin
7 crookedmile 2016-12-13
VR is here to stay.
1 [deleted] 2016-12-13
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36 TobyTheRobot 2016-12-13
*ctrl-f*
"peck"
*0 results*
Just checking.
12 WiretapStudios 2016-12-13
Peckah checka
32 TriangleDimes 2016-12-13
when he said the sub is funny and smart he was talking about me i bet.
17 TheScarletR 2016-12-13
he mentioned you by name but I'm not gonna show you
5 DenseMan 2016-12-13
Sounds reasonable.
3 Lasagna_Hat 2016-12-13
OP paraphrased. The real thing was like, "any guy that makes a username out of one of my fictional holidays is brilliant, hilarious, and totally not a faggot..."
30 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-13
Iv had a few back and forths with Jim in DM on twitter... One of my favourites went something like this.. I had tweeted about how the tranny guest fuckin stunk and no one wants porn stars etc.. so Jimmy dm'ed me
Jim "what the fuck dude!! You act like we have porn stars on all the time"
Me "relax man, I just hate these shitty guests.. I love when you, Sam and tefft just riff"
Jim "I see you commentin all the time on the shows twitter account and it's all negative.. and I know who you are on Reddit, I know who a bunch of you are on Reddit.. we all do and we are sick of it.. just go listen to opies show"
Me "I'm not always negative, why are you flipping out dude.. I'm a fan of yours"
Jim "ok, I got carried away.. it's just that all the blood runs out of my head and into my big fawkin peckah and I need to jerk off to piggy schumer... fawkin sockcucka..."
25 TheScarletR 2016-12-13
Peesah gawbidge
5 hoohootellemkeith 2016-12-13
I'm a gullible Gus.
1 [deleted] 2016-12-13
Gets me. Every. Time. lol
19 Cleon_The_Athenian 2016-12-13
No peckas?
11 TheScarletR 2016-12-13
Not a one
14 turnthemaround 2016-12-13
Asks you to not copy and paste and so you copy and paste.
5 TheScarletR 2016-12-13
I posted the minimum as proof, the rest is paraphrased sir.
3 lifeobenreilly 2016-12-13
Sir, we can not share any government secrets with you, or else you shall "paraphrase" them to the Chinese!
2 [deleted] 2016-12-13
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1 lifeobenreilly 2016-12-13
Loose lips shank Chip!
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-12-13
On my fawkin peckah
2 GetLowwweee 2016-12-13
why the quotes then? Who are you quoting? Yourself?
15 TheScarletR 2016-12-13
Cuz it looks fancy
8 VeritablyClean 2016-12-13
Jim is a sweet boy
7 AzraelApollyon 2016-12-13
Since we're all sharing:
http://i.imgur.com/vHdwsRu.png
For some reason my response wasn't in the DM:
http://i.imgur.com/xhcOAE2.png
5 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-12-13
Hahahaha
4 TheScarletR 2016-12-13
Lol nice
0 holodog 2016-12-13
Man I hate mature, open-minded Jim.
6 AmberBeard 2016-12-13
That's opie.
4 holodog 2016-12-13
Oh boo to me
2 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-12-13
Aaa boo
7 jarjarjelly 2016-12-13
/u/TheRealJimNorton Thanks for the twitter interview with /u/TheScarletR. Supporting this kind of ""citizen journalism"" is really awesome and how you use the internet right. Adds a lot of [t] heft to you as being a real ass fucking dude. The real questions everyone wants to know are gonna come from old school fan dudes on the ground. I know you wanted to use this opportunity to clear up some ugly rumors about Opie but I hope you consider doing these more often as a way to communicate with the base outside of faggoty mainstream outlets such as twitter and facebook.
6 CookieHaid 2016-12-13
Ask him to let me know which of the upcoming episodes of "The Chip Chipperon Show" I get mentioned in.
6 Phkna1 2016-12-13
You should have asked how he feels about this subreddit producing more and better Chip animation than he did with $60k conned from fans. Norton sucks.
6 TheScarletR 2016-12-13
That would've been very low-class of me, I think
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-13
Oh no he didn't steal from fans he already sent out the stickers if you believe him, and people donated were all about paying 109$ for a shirt right
-1 cavemanmollusk 2016-12-13
I second that I fucking hate Jimmy Eat Worm
4 Bibimbap4211 2016-12-13
I'm not on Twitter so I'll wait for Jimmy to message me here.
3 winkleham 2016-12-13
I think this has already been addressed in previous comments, but you forgot to add "peckahs".
3 Superbad415 2016-12-13
You never asked about my perks.
2 MedicatedHead 2016-12-13
How does he shop for pants AND chat with you?
Impossible. I call horsecum.
2 DenseMan 2016-12-13
Does Jim just follow people that follow him? I've had an account for like 3 years and the only notable people that follow me are East Side Dave and Jason Nash.
1 TheScarletR 2016-12-13
no, he doesn't follow me. He DM'd me one time which allows you to then message them back whenever you want
2 faustok 2016-12-13
He replied to one of my emails once. I would post it here but it would be humiliating for me.
2 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-12-13
It's ok, we already know the Tranny laughed at you when she realized her dick was bigger.
1 TheScarletR 2016-12-13
Youre only allowed to paraphrase, pal.
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-12-13
You're loying
2 [deleted] 2016-12-13
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1 TheScarletR 2016-12-13
Some of the original substance may have been lost in my paraphrasing. He gave me some good, thought-out responses.
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2 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-12-13
We aren't bashing opie's wife. We're encouraging her to disregard all the slut shaming and be the hotwife she has always wanted to be.
There's nothing her or her buxom cuckold should be ashamed about.
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1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-13
You should ask what he feel about Antony fucking up the radio war
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-12-13
"Last time I asked Scott he said not yet."
That is almost always upper management speak for "never"
2 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-12-13
They likely now are waiting for Ant's legal issues to be done.
1 NJPoster 2016-12-13
Anthony called and Opie didn't take the call?
1 EricHitchmo 2016-12-13
I wanna lick your fingers like I do wit Lamar to eat the cheez puff flavor
1 [deleted] 2016-12-13
ME: "And about that cartoon. I'm beginning to suspect a scam bein--
Jim: "Look motherfucker, I said it's being worked on, OK??"
ME: "Yeah Jimmy, that's fine. It's just that we were all wondering whe--"
Jim: "Look motherfucker, we're done here."
ME: "Wait a minute! What about-- .... Jim? Hello Jim ...?"
0 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-12-13
Scorch? Wats he on fire er sumpthin?
2 titcity 2016-12-13
Pfg
1 [deleted] 2016-12-13
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0 emende21 2016-12-13
can this please b a chip roll?
0 emende21 2016-12-13
you failed. You were supposed to Ramone him!
0 Misterbrownstone 2016-12-13
wheres da peckas n shit
1 TheScarletR 2016-12-13
In yer rear ya cock suckah
0 Bandits82 2016-12-13
Did he give you monster rain or sumthin?
0 corystereo 2016-12-13
Hmm... Scott (Greenstein?) said "Not yet"? Meaning Ant may be brought back to Sirius at some future point? That would be cool.
Not so much for the radio aspect of it, but for the undeniable proof it would provide that if you steadfastly refuse to apologize for trivial shit, eventually things work out.
It would be wonderful to see the cycle of "say something controversial, apologize, get fired anyway, your life is now ruined by SJW's" replaced by "say something controversial, refuse to apologize, get fired, still refuse to apologize, get re-hired."
I hate to tread on Brother Joe territory, but I have a feeling Trump winning the election is actually reversing the tyranny of SJW's, bit by bit. Fucking cool.
1 insertclevereference 2016-12-13
When a candidate for the office of President of the United States calls out a female reporter for being on the rag and then waltzes into the White House, it's a pretty good indication that PC tyranny is in it's dying throes.
-2 jonesy6969 2016-12-13
When's that cartoon coming out?
4 oskimon 2016-12-13
when is Jim?
1 [deleted] 2016-12-13
jonesy6969: "When's that cartoon coming out?"
Jim: "Pretty soon, man. We sent the cels out to Korea six months ago."
2 jonesy6969 2016-12-13
lol Jim: "The shirts and posters are probably gonna come to like 25,000"
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-12-13
Calm down girls. None of our friends or family like any of us