Yuck. She's dead a few hours and people in the comments to that article are already starting with the I'm sure Mike and Alice are up there waiting for you bullshit. I thought god didn't allow butt-fuckers like Reed in heaven?

I read the Unauthorized Brady Story (or whatever it was called) that he wrote. She apparently went on a date with him when he was 15/16 and he "totally got the vibe" that he could hit it. He also nailed Marsha and it got weird.

Growing Up Brady was the title. Marginal read. 75 cents at the antique/thrift store. Worth it.

Time machine jerk off material

2016 can totally f**k off

So can you.

She was 14 years old

She was a real cunt on Surreal Life to that Playboy whore.

Those eyes though. I now know what I would use my time machine for.

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 82%. (I'm a bot)

The actress, talk show host, and pitchwoman gained her greatest fame on The Brady Bunch, starring for five seasons on the beloved family comedy as Carol Brady, the sunny, can-do matriarch of a blended family with six children.

The Brady Bunch would make her one of the most famous small-screen mothers of all-time, and Carol Brady would stay with her long after the show ended in 1974.

She had been hosting a talk show on the Retirement Living TV network, The Florence Henderson Show, since 2008.

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Fuck off

Growing Up Brady was the title. Marginal read. 75 cents at the antique/thrift store. Worth it.