That picture is probably 2 years old. She's markets herself like a girl on Tinder. Looks good with the angle, but when you meet her at the bar, it's fucking Fright Night.
No you don't get it. According to the Church of Social Justice, "people of colour" aka non-whites can not be racist because they're subhuman. They're like animals. They don't know any better. Only whites have the cognitive capabilities required to be racist.
Yes, but only the good, not redneck/racist/gun nut type of whites are good enough to solve it; whites of the Woody Allen / Noam Chomsky / Jeff Epstein variety
I don't know if any of you fellow autists want to comb through this or not, but you can search a person's tweets using Advanced Search. I didn't know you could do this (don't use Twitter). I threw a couple of spicy buzzwords in and found a few:
Most definitely written by somebody else. She has a flock of lackeys are her disposal. She feeds them just enough crumbs to keep them around. Just ask Metzger.
I can't imagine spending my free time scrolling through thousands and thousands of tweets looking for something to be offended by. I hate Amy as much as everyone else, but still what a fucking miserable, joyless existence these people live.
These people have no free time, except to be offended, it is a lifestyle to them, not a job. Don't worry, they will all be consumed in the fire they all set themselves on.
This is really testing my conscience. On one hand I really hate Jews & Amy Schumer, but on the other hand I really hate Jews, blacks & SJWs.... I'm a man without a country.
If we knew what was best for us, or if we had an ounce of principle, we would be defending her in this. But we don't, and we definitely don't. So fuck her.. Nazi schumer.
This sub absolutely predicted the course her fame would take. Big explosion of cultural feminist relevancy quickly going into "messiah" territory, acceptance by hollywood... then her mouth started making regular people hate her... feminists defend her, proof of her lies SOMEHOW became common knowledge... feminists defended her but cracks began to appear.... then the 100% inevitable scism of feminists on her "feminism credentials" turning into intra-feminist racism pushing her down the Progressive Stack
Who would have thought cultivating a fanbase of SJWs would result in quote mining and twitter outrage? ... cause you know those people aren't know for that.
the psychological implications of rising to the top so quickly and then falling suddenly, publicly and disgracefully on an already insecure 30 something with weight issues must be huge
LOl I love how she backpedaled on her old "republican character" she alleged to be "playing as" for her 'Inside Amy Schumer' ... just admit that's who you really are. It was quite funny, as is this azn joke.
LOL everybody hates this cunt. The new Lena Dunham. Imagine turning off large chunks of your audience by being an insufferable liberal and then the left doesn't even like you.
I bet she wont get any real hate for this, she is pretty much a god in the sjw world. Fucking Shaun King was proven to be white and people still believe his antiwhite "we wuz kangz" bullshit. Also, noone really cares about asian jokes.
I hate this fad of coming after people for a single joke, printing it all over as though it's a statement, coming after people's jobs and livelihoods and thus censoring/shackling their freedom of speech. However, this couldn't be happening to a worse person. This fat bitch had it coming as she's done exactly that to plenty of other innocent people.
i dont understand what the fuck is happening with her. she obviously knows what a shitstorm that tweet was gonna create but she did it anyway. is she trying to have some sort of comedian's integrity now? WHAT THE FUCK
She's a hack because her well wasn't deep enough when she "made it". Maybe if she had made it later? She could be better? By then she'd be in her 40's and would care less about appealing to the 20 somethings. Wouldn't mean she'd have to cut that crowd out completely: most of Louie's audience are millennials, and he's way out of their demographic.
But she didn't have a deep well, so she has to rest on this half-baked indignant crap for any kind of credibility. Meanwhile SJW's EAT THEIR OWN; so even if you made a funny racial joke 6 years ago; someone is going to find it and make a big deal about it, which makes you look more like a hypocrite as the 'credibility' you were building erodes. As a comic, you should've been able to draw a bead on those SJW types years ago, even if you are staunchly liberal.
Maybe she's not that smart to begin with. Who knows.
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77 6jesus6christ6 2016-10-26
looooooooool you can forget about seeing her anymore. she started playing an unwinnable game. a nobody within a year.
39 BaconAndWeed 2016-10-26
She played with fire and she got burned. She played the SJW game of calling everybody out for bullshit and now she finally gets a taste of it.
14 breadmoccasin 2016-10-26
There's nothing better than seeing these people with insanely "virtuous" standards for everyone else's langauge get tripped up by their own shit.
12 SGFTI 2016-10-26
Mmm...roasted pig.
28 ArkL 2016-10-26
won't see her no more.
45 hookahreed 2016-10-26
Grab the gun.
She ate the canoli.
6 lemskroob 2016-10-26
Your harshest critics and most bitter enemies are always your own people.
In Islam, its far worse to be the 'wrong kind of muslim' than to be jewish, for example.
In war, the enemy gets shot, but traitors get hung.
5 michaeIcolestie 2016-10-26
TACS appearance imminent.
57 Mr702law 2016-10-26
It's funny these idiots can't see it coming when they get all high and mighty. It's only a matter of time before the finger gets pointed back at you
79 EncinoEscobar 2016-10-26
You know what they say, guys, point one finger at someone and you're pointing four back at yourself. God bless.
-10 Mr702law 2016-10-26
I almost posted this.
21 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-26
post some trannys instead
12 Lish_fips89 2016-10-26
Hurry! This rod won't stand forever.
11 BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-26
It will if I have anything to say about.
1 TheShitHoldingKid 2016-10-26
You should rap it.
0 Mr702law 2016-10-26
Don't tempt me
27 LCFlowers 2016-10-26
Would you say the pendulum is going back the other way?
10 SGFTI 2016-10-26
Yessss.
7 brmlb 2016-10-26
you don't think sassy black women appreciate (((white))) privilege becky humor?
51 TheSeaDevil 2016-10-26
Don't worry. She'll instagram out a half naked picture tomorrow and everyone will call her "brave" and "courageous"
35 blackirishlad 2016-10-26
that shit is like currency, it goes down in brave value the more you put out there.
29 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-26
also because she photographs like benjamin franklin
14 crookedmile 2016-10-26
That picture is probably 2 years old. She's markets herself like a girl on Tinder. Looks good with the angle, but when you meet her at the bar, it's fucking Fright Night.
20 newtbutts 2016-10-26
You heard it here first folks, crookedmile thinks Amy is hot.
12 crookedmile 2016-10-26
But I ...... oh boy
1 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-26
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t-xRRKLRhDw
6 ballpitpredator 2016-10-26
I mean its no secret she looked better 3-4 years ago. every picture she takes she looks visibly worse. like she's been cursed by the incans.
1 DoubleFishhook 2016-10-26
A gypsy spit at her through their fingers and said, "Fatter!"
2 Mod_Impersonator 2016-10-26
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i8v7UCPMc4A
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48 corystereo 2016-10-26
For this sub, 2016 is the year of the weekly X-mas.
35 BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-26
Amazing that to everyone else on the planet 2016 has been a horrible year but to us it's the greatest year ever.
22 Cletus_Van_Dam 2016-10-26
Probably because we're all horrible people.
8 Jockel76 2016-10-26
It's like math here, minus times minus equals positive.
21 cbanks420lol 2016-10-26
Meme magic is real and beautiful. Praise kek.
38 LacanZizekFreud 2016-10-26
White Feminist is actually a pejorative now in progressive circles, incredible! They did more than half the work for us.
21 ApeNia 2016-10-26
Yes...all the (((white))) feminists are seeing their pets turn on them.
32 John_Gulbunny 2016-10-26
"Wow she just said something I think is racist, better call her a generic white girl name since i am superior to her and definitely not racist myself"
SJWs will never win or get sympathy when they are constantly being blatant hypocrites
36 SNAPINTOASLIMJIMOHYE 2016-10-26
No you don't get it. According to the Church of Social Justice, "people of colour" aka non-whites can not be racist because they're subhuman. They're like animals. They don't know any better. Only whites have the cognitive capabilities required to be racist.
8 EricHitchmo 2016-10-26
Yes, but only the good, not redneck/racist/gun nut type of whites are good enough to solve it; whites of the Woody Allen / Noam Chomsky / Jeff Epstein variety
3 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-26
"Whattya mean 'they' cut the power?? They're ANIMALS, man!"
29 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2016-10-26
I don't know if any of you fellow autists want to comb through this or not, but you can search a person's tweets using Advanced Search. I didn't know you could do this (don't use Twitter). I threw a couple of spicy buzzwords in and found a few:
My favorite part is that if you search "opie", she has only mentioned him once in five years. *sniff*
25 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-10-26
A couple of those made me laugh. She really sacrificed her integrity for fifteen minutes of fame.
22 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-26
Those are the ones she stole.
20 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-10-26
Ah excellent, a way to avoid changing my opinion.
2 lemskroob 2016-10-26
or the ones the comedian she was fucking at the time wrote for her
8 FuegoFerdinand 2016-10-26
You just gave some lurking Jezebel journo a great story.
6 ChipDeNiro 2016-10-26
That South African joke was pretty funny.
2 9NepaliRed6 2016-10-26
Most definitely written by somebody else. She has a flock of lackeys are her disposal. She feeds them just enough crumbs to keep them around. Just ask Metzger.
2 cbanks420lol 2016-10-26
You're making my dick hard right now.
1 tefftinator 2016-10-26
Holy crap she's done, some of the others are getting shit too
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19 rahtin 2016-10-26
It was just a character, like Mr Imus.
MY VAGINA IS BLEEDING!
18 DickensCoffee 2016-10-26
I can't imagine spending my free time scrolling through thousands and thousands of tweets looking for something to be offended by. I hate Amy as much as everyone else, but still what a fucking miserable, joyless existence these people live.
34 cayneabel 2016-10-26
If only they had a more wholesome hobby, like focusing on pushing two fading radio hosts to suicide.
12 xyniphis 2016-10-26
Thats a lifestyle, not a hobby
6 Numbah145 2016-10-26
These people have no free time, except to be offended, it is a lifestyle to them, not a job. Don't worry, they will all be consumed in the fire they all set themselves on.
17 TheAmazingPearl 2016-10-26
This is really testing my conscience. On one hand I really hate Jews & Amy Schumer, but on the other hand I really hate Jews, blacks & SJWs.... I'm a man without a country.
3 9NepaliRed6 2016-10-26
Listen to America's Horse with No Name. It'll soothe your mind.
14 georgie_best 2016-10-26
If we knew what was best for us, or if we had an ounce of principle, we would be defending her in this. But we don't, and we definitely don't. So fuck her.. Nazi schumer.
6 BMoneyCPA 2016-10-26
I think we get a pass on this one because she's been cultivating this.
You reap what you sow.
5 RectalWarrior 2016-10-26
Tsssss yeah it's like you can also rape a sow or sumtin
1 BMoneyCPA 2016-10-26
Take a pass on this sow Chippa, she's a well known racist. Did you see that video where she appropriated n-culture?
14 newsdaylaura18 2016-10-26
The only people that think she is funny are unfunny people who think funny people think she is funny.
13 EskimoEscrow 2016-10-26
She was probably eating Chinese food when she wrote this.
27 Tom_Stall 2016-10-26
By eating Chinese food I assume you mean she was eating all of their food. The entire country of China's supply of food, she ate it.
7 EricHitchmo 2016-10-26
Go on...
4 Tom_Stall 2016-10-26
She went to Thailand and the King tried to give her as a gift to an obnoxious courtier
5 EricHitchmo 2016-10-26
Then what happened?
5 Tom_Stall 2016-10-26
She went for a swim in the ocean and Japanese whalers tried to catch her for meat, oil, and blubber but they claimed it was for scientfiic research.
1 EricHitchmo 2016-10-26
You're a good sport, Tom.
*Joey
1 Tom_Stall 2016-10-26
Who's Joey?
2 EricHitchmo 2016-10-26
You are, Joey.
2 Tom_Stall 2016-10-26
My name's Tom, sir.
1 EricHitchmo 2016-10-26
Of course it is.
1 Tucker_Normand 2016-10-26
C'mon Joey....
-1 SGFTI 2016-10-26
Hi Tom, sir. I'm Joey...or am I?
2 highvalueposter 2016-10-26
booooo
6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-26
Could you go into greater depth please?
-1 JerkStoreJ 2016-10-26
Boooo
11 DapperDan0979 2016-10-26
Wow with the hardcore PR team she clearly has no one thought to have an intern comb through and delete all her possibly incendiary tweets?
Dumb fucks
10 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-26
Puerto Ricans won't help her.
4 EricHitchmo 2016-10-26
Nothing a new video from her duvet being maudlin and looking fugly wont fix
1 thursdaynevercomes 2016-10-26
keeps her in the news. how else is she gunna stay relevant
11 Pr0fess0rFarnsw0rth 2016-10-26
"That's not very woke of you" hhahaha
9 regis69 2016-10-26
Who would dare imply that Asian people have similar facial features? She's literally Donald Trump at this point, you guys. I can't even.
9 icecap 2016-10-26
This must be part of that conservative racist white character she sometimes plays.
9 drunk8gods 2016-10-26
Somehow I'm blocked on her Twitter account? I must've called her an unfunny pig joke thief sometime in the past.
8 Schleckman 2016-10-26
Chink jokes went out of style after the transcontinental railroad was completed.
3 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-10-26
Except for the tsunami.
3 Schleckman 2016-10-26
Good point ... nothing prettier than glowing yellow
8 MacReadys_Hat_ 2016-10-26
This sub absolutely predicted the course her fame would take. Big explosion of cultural feminist relevancy quickly going into "messiah" territory, acceptance by hollywood... then her mouth started making regular people hate her... feminists defend her, proof of her lies SOMEHOW became common knowledge... feminists defended her but cracks began to appear.... then the 100% inevitable scism of feminists on her "feminism credentials" turning into intra-feminist racism pushing her down the Progressive Stack
Tee-hee
-1 Tucker_Normand 2016-10-26
I was with you, ant, until the tee-hee. That's some faggot shit.
1 MacReadys_Hat_ 2016-10-26
Its norton's
1 Tucker_Normand 2016-10-26
No no no. You are anthony, I've deduced from all your right wing racist comments. All, the tranny fucking gave you away.
8 Ott_Paper 2016-10-26
Who would have thought cultivating a fanbase of SJWs would result in quote mining and twitter outrage? ... cause you know those people aren't know for that.
4 mathskov 2016-10-26
Oh I don't about that, some of them have been known to quote mine on occasion.
2 Ott_Paper 2016-10-26
Oh literal mathskov ....
7 DaveNone 2016-10-26
Uh oh Amy better watch out and get out of the way. The Pendulum is swinging back the other way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8heoZL2AxU
7 shakedatbooty 2016-10-26
She'll just say she was playing her republican character.
7 fish_flower 2016-10-26
the psychological implications of rising to the top so quickly and then falling suddenly, publicly and disgracefully on an already insecure 30 something with weight issues must be huge
this is gonna be one extremely crazy chick
1 ohiocityplayer 2016-10-26
Eh, she's got fuck you money. She can just go live in Hawaii with Rosanne Barr.
6 jarjarjelly 2016-10-26
LOl I love how she backpedaled on her old "republican character" she alleged to be "playing as" for her 'Inside Amy Schumer' ... just admit that's who you really are. It was quite funny, as is this azn joke.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-10-26
Mike Cernovich commented last night on it. Said it's sad because she used to be really funny.
6 _Gnostic 2016-10-26
Looking at the replies really makes me wonder if those people ever laugh.
3 tha_dank 2016-10-26
They seem like such miserable cunts. It's got to be exhausting.
1 Tucker_Normand 2016-10-26
"......THOSE PEOPLE......"
6 NortheastPhilly 2016-10-26
I hate the people calling her out for this more than I hate Big Amy. And I fucking hate Big Amy
6 VladiRad 2016-10-26
LOL everybody hates this cunt. The new Lena Dunham. Imagine turning off large chunks of your audience by being an insufferable liberal and then the left doesn't even like you.
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4 SpaceEdge 2016-10-26
Had to delete this please see the sidebar about using Non Participation Links (NP Links)
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5 stinksskc 2016-10-26
This is awesome so glad people are turning on her
5 GiygasFetus 2016-10-26
It makes me so happy to see her constituency devouring her. My only fear is that they will get full before they finish her off.
4 regis69 2016-10-26
Why is SHE getting blamed for her Asian friend meeting some guy?!
8 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-26
Because she let the Asian drive and there was a deadly accident.
4 safka13 2016-10-26
I bet she wont get any real hate for this, she is pretty much a god in the sjw world. Fucking Shaun King was proven to be white and people still believe his antiwhite "we wuz kangz" bullshit. Also, noone really cares about asian jokes.
1 RectalWarrior 2016-10-26
But we WUZ kangs! We taught dose Romans how have a culture n sheeeit
3 cumshells 2016-10-26
"not-so-round eye of shit"
3 Farty_McFart 2016-10-26
You're gonna get shit smeared on your face when you play with the retards.
3 anonimescu 2016-10-26
Silly fat girl trying to make sjw's her friends. They always turn on you Amy,always,broken people always in search of fresh blood
3 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-26
https://twitter.com/amyschumer/status/5199601757
Wasn't that a Rich Vos joke?
2 brandoniskindadead 2016-10-26
"joke"
2 CamMoses 2016-10-26
thats awful to Photoshop your own head on a skinny women. Very dishonest
2 yourunconscious 2016-10-26
No guys don't you get it? That's just a republican character she's playing.
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2 9NepaliRed6 2016-10-26
I hate this fad of coming after people for a single joke, printing it all over as though it's a statement, coming after people's jobs and livelihoods and thus censoring/shackling their freedom of speech. However, this couldn't be happening to a worse person. This fat bitch had it coming as she's done exactly that to plenty of other innocent people.
You've made your sty; now lye in it Piggy.
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1 tortoiseboy52 2016-10-26
i dont understand what the fuck is happening with her. she obviously knows what a shitstorm that tweet was gonna create but she did it anyway. is she trying to have some sort of comedian's integrity now? WHAT THE FUCK
10 EricHitchmo 2016-10-26
The tweet is from 2010
1 tortoiseboy52 2016-10-26
ah
1 cumshells 2016-10-26
How is one Asian person repeatedly spamming fat Amy's Twitter considered to be a "round of shit."
10 cumshells 2016-10-26
Never mind, I couldn't tell they were different people Tweeting her at first.
2 EricHitchmo 2016-10-26
That's enough meat to declare "controversy on social media" for any other fucking thing though
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-10-26
If that isnt ripped off thats actually a pretty funny joke
2 Atroxa 2016-10-26
I want to say this is a Margaret Cho joke.
1 DontSneezeShaggy 2016-10-26
WTF I hate Amy now
1 NASAtard 2016-10-26
TrollTrace.com
1 User234524352345 2016-10-26
Best part is, its not even her own material. Getting herself rekt with stolen material.
1 TangerineReam 2016-10-26
She's a hack because her well wasn't deep enough when she "made it". Maybe if she had made it later? She could be better? By then she'd be in her 40's and would care less about appealing to the 20 somethings. Wouldn't mean she'd have to cut that crowd out completely: most of Louie's audience are millennials, and he's way out of their demographic.
But she didn't have a deep well, so she has to rest on this half-baked indignant crap for any kind of credibility. Meanwhile SJW's EAT THEIR OWN; so even if you made a funny racial joke 6 years ago; someone is going to find it and make a big deal about it, which makes you look more like a hypocrite as the 'credibility' you were building erodes. As a comic, you should've been able to draw a bead on those SJW types years ago, even if you are staunchly liberal.
Maybe she's not that smart to begin with. Who knows.
1 MedicatedHead 2016-10-26
Louis CK's bell pepper farts are funnier than her entire career.
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1 valley_pete 2016-10-26
I don't get it.
1 valley_pete 2016-10-26
"J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Oct 21 .@amyschumer This is the most I've ever laughed out loud at a book."
Oh man. Sucks.
1 Ant_Sucks 2016-10-26
Don't forget, she is a children's author.
1 valley_pete 2016-10-26
I know, it just hurt a bit. Harry Potter and wizardry rules.
1 fish_flower 2016-10-26
I guess it's only body shaming when you're shaming the body of a fat jew
speaking of which, Amy Schumer is so fat
1 fish_flower 2016-10-26
how fat is she?
0 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-10-26
I actually breathed air through my nose quickly at that one. What a bunch of humorless nothings.
0 RaqioFan 2016-10-26
I wish there was a way to tell the normal people shitting on her from this sub shitting on her. Her poll numbers might be skewed a bit
-8 assreaper 2016-10-26
yes we get it, we all hate her. but why waste so much time on her on a OnA subreddit? when was the last time she was even in studio?
8 sanfrancisco69er 2016-10-26
The OnA studio? Yeah I guess it has been a while maybe youre right
8 ucfgavin 2016-10-26
Had to have been at least a week or two
11 TankRizzo 2016-10-26
PERHAPS MORE THAN THAT!
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1 Ant_Sucks 2016-10-26
She was on Jimmy's show back in February.
10 cumshells 2016-10-26
Never mind, I couldn't tell they were different people Tweeting her at first.
2 EricHitchmo 2016-10-26
That's enough meat to declare "controversy on social media" for any other fucking thing though
1 valley_pete 2016-10-26
I know, it just hurt a bit. Harry Potter and wizardry rules.
1 DoubleFishhook 2016-10-26
A gypsy spit at her through their fingers and said, "Fatter!"