JIMMY IS GOING ALL IN

475  2016-10-03 by Vulgah

197 comments

did opie hire people to downvote these comments? what the fuck happened

Viral Spiral are going full force

He probably has 5-6 reddit accounts and logged into each one to downvote lol

Kind of like how Derosa said this sub is just 5 guys with 60+ accounts each.

Lol

Stop taking shots at my convenient falsehood mahn.

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I only have 12, someone is picking up my slack.

Fuck boys, I think we've pissed off the Philly crew. God help us.

When they get in a circle around you, hoo boy.

Not a dry back to be found once that happens

Prepare to be showered with cum?

Probably the same "people" he has watching or listening to more talented people shit talking the truth about him.

Opie beach army

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I'm not an Opie fan.

I'm just happy that Anthony's brief moment of thinking he and Opie were getting the band back together crashed and burned within 24 hours.

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Loved Stern through the 80s and 90s. Got turned off of him when he became obsessed with the FCC and his move to Sirius in '04-'05 time, but I find myself finding old Stern Shows ('07-current time) and will listen to those.

Was big O and A fan from 2000 - 2002; 2004 - 2008. Listened off and on between 2008 - 2013. Tequila and Donut Day and the follow up show probably being the high watermarks. Really never listened after Ron and Fez left for Rawdog.

Was kinda into Ron and Fez in 2007, but really got into them big time 2008 - 2014. Once Fez left, I was done. Gave Bennington a shot, but I found it to be awful.

Podcasts, mainly depends on the guest. Comedy Bang Bang can be great if the guest(s) are good; same goes for WTF, even though I personally am annoyed by Maron.

I'll also listen to some Nerdist shows if, again the guests, are interesting. Norm MacDonald Live is fantastic no matter who is on.

There you go. My genuine answer.

Hope that helps ya.

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Tequila and Donut Day may be the greatest show they ever did.

Drunk emotional Erock and the debut of Denny.

Damn right.

The Bra Bombing was a better show and TD Day.

The Bra Bombing recap was fantastic.

Why not? I think Gavin does because any post saying he sucks gets a -2 in minutes. So Opie might as well.

The difference though is Gavin (who stinks) has a few actual fans with more or less normal IQs. The few people who actually enjoy opie aren't intelligent enough to find reddit.

Don't know about the Proud Boys IQ. They seem like the same kind of guys who become Juggalos.

Unfortunately Reddit works pretty much the same way as the Craigslist m4m casual encounters board so the proudboys occasionally cross over here

no, there are fewer spread shaved assholes and balls on m4m.

Hey now, I'm too busy venerating the entrepreneur to shave my balls. Now my asshole on the other hand, that's always shaved.

you're preaching to the choir fam

Maybe we could shave each other's balls to save some time.

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Seems normal to me. Or did I miss it? ALL HANDS ON DECK, OPIE'S TWITTER FOLLOWERS WANT BLOOD!

ಠ_ಠ

They're just Correcting The Record.

I'm hard nigga

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Lets set up a gofundme for Jim and make it rain on the worm. I've been drinking.

It's easy to not give a shit when you didn't donate, retard. lol

At least he didn't donate, retard.

He really set himself up for that one. Beautiful.

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Tss.. 100 million dollars or sumpthin?

Perhaps more than that...

I would say about the two cents you just gave?

You just called someone retard, and then typed "lol" immediately after. Not sure much more needs to be said other than pointing that out.

I don't want to sound too over the top here, and I am not usually one to use such language, but I just gotta say - "Well hot dog!"

reported.

Easy!

That kind of harsh language is rather unnecessary

Well why don't you take a long walk off a short pier, bozo?

*Got-dang hot dog

Opie is angrily driving back to the beach to fire off a comeback.

I don't get why everything here is down-voted http://i.imgur.com/DG4nK6p.jpg

Some Opie supporters I'm sure. haha just kidding, they don't exist here.

-Opie's army must have brought in reserves from Sherrod's twitter army

Ahh.....I get it.

It wasn't exactly a fucking enigma.

Does Opie really want a two front war? You think he'd learn from his Nazi ancestors

FTFY: they don't exist at all.

To be fair there were 2 posts by the same guy so one may have gotten downvoted.

I made a thread about this a few days ago when this twitter beef started. In typical reddit fashion, it was downvoted because I was "whining"

Rbd swings a big dick round here

Tough to deny after this debacle.

Oh man, the Afternoon Zoo Crew isn't going to like this! Do you think they'll fire back with a parody song or phony phone call at Jim's expense?

"Hi, my name is Sniffleface McSaggytits"

"My wife went to a skate park and had sex. Now I'm going to sue!"

THAT NEVER HAPPENED, ITS BULLSHIT. PERIOD.

"Yes it did."

BOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW-

Listening to sherrod and Vic mindlessly agree with tits about how mean jimmy is being all of a sudden will be infuriating. I can't wait.

I'm guessing he won't bring it up cause opie knows Jim can destroy him.

Please. You know nothing of The Destroyer. The PSYCHO! He's going to let Jim have it!

The dude's just John Tesh, but ON ACID!

Thank you. Some of us are banned,

Opie has been destroyed. The only thing he can mentally handle is staring blankly into the ocean. Like a retirement home patient out for a wheelchair stroll in the fresh air.

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Dude... Just turn back now while you still can...

Back in the day when you'd have Ant/Jimmy/Patrice/Colin/ect all riffing being hilarious, without fail the Opester would come in with a terrible joke or some phony tough guy nonsense. Or worse, try to steer the conversation to some bit he thought was funny instead of just letting things go naturally and be funny on their own by the standards of the everybody else in the room. It doesn't seem like either Ant or Yimmy actually liked him. The last straw came when he started to get annoyed with Jimmy for doing Uncle Paul because he's got kids now, literally becoming the overly sensitive whiny douche complaining about comedy they've spent their entire career hating on.

Opie gets out of this world exactly what he puts in. When you treat people horribly you get treated horribly in return. That's fair isn't it?

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Your first impression was correct and he's even worse than you think. I could write a whole wall of text about why we hate Opie but I simply don't have the energy right now.

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Nice try tranpa it's not your turn yet

OandA was a great show that was getting stale, A gets fired, O doesnt get his back / may have helped him get fired, OandJ becomes a half assed version of OandA, O starts getting shitty with J and tries to get his hours cut back in womanly fashion, J says come Oct he will find work somewhere else, Sept comes and JandS start doing shows that sound like guys having fun, Sirius asks JandS what they want and give them mornings, O waits till last min to sign like the asshole always does and its for less money and afternoons, O being a 12 year old girl starts making some vauge YouTube video equivalents of "used to think people were loyal" facebook status posts, tomorrow both shows start new time slots.

While all that is going on, the audience Opie and Anthony taught how to sniff out shitty boring radio and attack, turned on them for doing shitty boring radio and acting like a bunch of pre teen faggots and not just calling each other. Opie gets it the worst because he comes off like a betitted moron who treats people like garbage and thinks he's smarter then everyone else, when he is an incompetent radio host who has no knowledge of any subject outside of the reality shows his wife watches.

I can answer your last question: because he is shit.

Jimmy answering Opie.

"YOU TELL THEM IM COMING! YOU TELL THEM UNCLE PAUL IS COMING! AND HELL'S COMING WITH HIM, YOU HEAR?

HELL'S COMING WITH HIM!"

"AND I'M BRINGING MY FRIENDS!"

"HI I'm Ted SHECKLER and this is my KICKASS Emporium for looooooooooooooosers!"

I see Chippah is coming too.

WHY THATS RIGHT METEORBLITZKIEG! AT TED SHECKLERS KICK ASS EMPORIUM FOR LOOOOSEEERRRRS WE HAVE ALL THE ITEMS FOR YOUR ASS KICKING NEEDS. IN FACT WE HAVE A SALE RIGHT NOW ON GREGGSHELLS STOMPING MACHINE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $20,000,000.00

Your phone crapped out

I invite anyone to witness how erect I am over this right now.

I have clear stuff dripping down to my ankles right now

Your battery's leaking.

Here comes the pre..

Tell him to pull out.

Until my colon can get pregnant, I say bombs away.

We are about to see the very best of Jim Norton.

Motherfucker better not run a best of on his first day! Lazy asshole.

Time to stop being coy on the air. Rip him a new one, Norton.

Congrats everybody

Well, that didn't take long. Fuck, I'm happy! I can't wait for tomorrow!

this nigga jim taking shots aww shit

SWIM WALK

Followed by Opie's utterly dreadful mimic phrase ,"big boys got the big bat today!"

Aspergery fuck

Wait, I must be blocking that out of my mind as some sort of instinctual self-preservation. Tell me a grown man didn't say that.

this was during the years when they had the K-Rock/XM gig. Opie was trying really hard to have his own version of Jim's "swimwalk," except without any of the organic comedic development and twice the jealousy. I'll scour for an example because its seriously painful to listen to him trying so hard to shoehorn it into conversation.

That's the most awful thing I've hear this week, aside from hearing Opie still has a show.

Heres the clip. https://youtu.be/zctw_zpsN4Y?t=17m36s . He even explains why he's doing it, which is equally as sad.

Oof, thanks for the link, that's worse than I thought.

What does swimwalk mean? I never got that.

It's a dance of sorts where you move your arms like you are swimming and bop your head a bit.

We learned it at school when I was a kid, it was a 60s dance but in the 80s TV type cornball breakdancers would do it occasionally as well.

Found it, oddly enough, it looks like a queeb version of young Anthony demonstrating.

Jim says swimwalk backwards out of the room, so kind of like a moonwalk mixed with a swim dance.

Oh, thanks. I always pictured it like, moving your arms awkwardly side to side like you do when you're walking in a pool

I never even thought that people wouldn't get it, but when I googled it, there was a 3 year old thread from here about it with no answers.

Well I guess you could say the worm has turned, folks.

WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN WE BREAK DOWN

Opie is more retarded than his daughter & Bonnie's sister combined.

I'm giddy like a schoolchild

Hot.

Suuuuure

ME: So Jimmy thinks my DUMB videos are shots at him?! *sniff He tweeted something, I didn't see it. The fact is I was fishing, I don't go to FAWKING hate sites, so I don't know the lingo, why would I?!

BIG Jim Norton with a haymaker. God bless this man.

Is Jimmy finally removing the gloves?

If only Big Jay would...

This comment alone makes you more qualified than Sam to co-host the show.

I know, but that's much closer to Opie that I'm comfortable with. I need at least a two show buffer.

OH SHIT IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

I'm so proud of our wormy little boy.

lol that's identical to the average post you'd see here. all he's missing is "big tittied faggot" but i guess he's still a sweet boy.

We all spent years ripping off his lines so I suppose it was time that the pendulum swung the other waaay.

Opie's navel grazers are the swinging pendulum.

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Just another day, another condescension.

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нюхают и отрыжка это шумы которые он делает в то время как человек член поражает миндалины, и боями, он имеет в виду сосание петух

This guy gets it

In Soviet Russia, joke steamrolls Opie!

Opie is a suka

Yakov?

I predict an awkward elevator ride for Jimmy at some point in the future.

I know who could make it even more awkward

Why are they still on Opie's dumb channel??

Put them on a comedy channel.

I am guessing that wont be Opie's channel for long.

They need to keep the name to really piss him off.

Jimmy could probably get on Howard's channel. As the caller stated, he did do his show when O&A were fired 😉

Opie is a sad, pathetic, deluded, narcissistic cock. Fuck him.

you spelled Bam's cuck wrong.

Holy shit...

For anyone wondering why this topic has so many down votes.

https://www.buyredditvotes.us/buy-reddit-downvotes

And with the simple word "steamroll", Jimmy wins back legions of fans.

The great thing is, it's so innocuous. If that was anyone else, it wouldn't even be a blip on the radar.

But you just know Opie's heart is thumping out of his chest and his guts are running cold from the humiliation and the hurt. Fucking baby.

Radio War!!!!!!!!!

I always knew Lil Yimmy would be our saviour. God bless

He is the hero this sub deserves...

Tsss talkin bout heros and subs you're making me fawkin hungry or sumpthin tsss

he is still a thieving worm cock sucka

This is going to be a great week.

Well now I feel bad for being so critical of Jimmy.

Don't. He's sixty grand up because of that criticism and Opie's always deservingly gotten it worse.

Well I was bitching about his celebrity obsession, I don't really care about the chip cartoon thing.

But now...he can stalk and murder Nicolas cage for all I care.

OH FUCK JIMMY LENSAR OR SUMTIN

Opie, that creepy eyed niggar.

I'm all giddy and my prick is rock hard with anticipation to see where this goes.

JIMMY is trying to WIN back fans by showing how TOUGH he is. Nothing says TOUGH GUY like writing insult TWEETS to someone you saw EVERYDAY for 10 year. OPIE is a JERK, but JIMMY had countless OPPORTUNITIES to let him know that HE didn't like the NEW show!!! When does he DO it? After he gets a NEW contract and moved away from OPIE!!

There are truth in your words.

Opie ?

HAHAHA

Here's your ALL-IN... lol He even referred to his Tits... Oh, Jimmy...A boy after my own cock splooge.

https://twitter.com/JimNorton/status/783027715947585536

I can't wait for thin-skinned Tits to lose his shit over this. Way to go, Yimmy.

Opie is the Ignatious Reilly of radio

Opie isn't even close to the intellect of Ignatius J.

So I take it that Jimmy and Opie won't be sharing a canoe at the next Opie Radio staff retreat.

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Very salty for a man who said he's gonna take the high road or get real nasty if provoked.

Usually this things take a couple months before the first real fight but in this one I'm expecting the opening salvo in the first week.

U know this is ending with Opie crying at some point...

so this confirms they read everything we post here. Perfect!

Whooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

If you don't have anything nice to say, then you shouldn't say anything at all.

This is the funniest Jimmy's been in years.

I'm happy that he's finally getting his name on the show.

fuck Opie we got your back Yimmy!!!!!

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AlL in, more like dassabessso,,,,,waaaapeckahs

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This sub always wins.

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COCKS

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Opie sniffs a lot, fake burps and steamrolls over jokes and conversations

Been out of the loop for awhile...what's going on?

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Can someone explain the sniff gulp steamroll comment? I'm embarrassed, but don't know the reference.

Tits

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Fuck jimmy "ride your coattails till the end then shittalk you" norton

That show would never have made it if they didn't bring Jimmy on. Sure he joined them last, but they used him to get good comics. THAT made the show great.

That peesa G reads this fucking reddit.

He is using our bits. Amy Schumered the fuck out of us.

It's ok, we beat Chip into the fucking ground here, so I consider it a fair trade. Which one are you Teen Machine, Benjamin72? ...Nevermind.

Keep kickin em in the nuts Norton.

That's not really all in... More of a toe in the water. All in is him showing up at 3pm tomorrow with a bucket of blu-burrys and a baseball bat. Wouldn't put it past that little queer. He's got spunk, sure, it's dribbling down his chin.... but he's got it. Also has AIDS, HPV and Crabs.

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Haha, fag.

just log out, cant you bear to be out your twitter account for 2 seconds you little girl

Or just open the link in incognito / private mode.

I don't log out because I don't know my password or what throwaway email I used to recover it.

"sure"

twitter girl

just post it faggot

hahahaha he cant bear to be out his twitter account, fucking hell man up son

jim really needs a reality check. this sam debacle will be it.

Funny how tough he is now that he is not in a room with Opie.

This is like in those 80s high school movies when one of two dorks would get near to the jocks while the other one was out of earshot, and make fun of his fellow dork to get a pat on the head from the jocks.

I know the Aspie retards who frequent this sub can't understand the analogy, but Jimmy just strikes of desperation to be liked with that Tweet.

That being said, I'll be listening to him and Sam tomorrow morning!

This post strikes of idiocy

Your battery's leaking.

Some Opie supporters I'm sure. haha just kidding, they don't exist here.

To be fair there were 2 posts by the same guy so one may have gotten downvoted.

Unfortunately Reddit works pretty much the same way as the Craigslist m4m casual encounters board so the proudboys occasionally cross over here

Tell him to pull out.

I made a thread about this a few days ago when this twitter beef started. In typical reddit fashion, it was downvoted because I was "whining"